Peking University "poor" students

Chapter 3 Course selection is a technical activity
The elective week at Peking University lasts about four weeks. In addition to professional courses, you can freely choose general elective courses, elective courses, etc., as long as you have enough credits.I took the thick elective course handbook and began to think about what kind of courses would not fail. By the way, I opened the freshman handbook and checked the punishment measures after failing the course.Peking University is strict in entry and wide in exit. In order to take care of students who are less adaptable, freshmen fail their courses. As long as they pass the make-up exam in the second year, they will not be recorded in the file.The freshman handbook also advises us not to over-select courses in the first year, so as not to fail due to lack of energy.Of course, I would like to follow the instructions. My professional courses in my brain are enough for me to worry about. As long as I can complete the total credits in four years, I will be done.

I turned around and asked the others in the dormitory: "Which one of you has studied German?"

The few of them are really honest: "I haven't studied it, but after I signed up for this department, I signed up for a class during the summer vacation and studied for a while."

I sighed in disbelief: "After you finish the college entrance examination, you can still participate in the summer class? Why do I feel like a freed serf after finishing the college entrance examination, and feel like a wild horse like a crazy horse? You are too shameful!"

Julie smiled: "Aren't you afraid that the competition will be too fierce? They say you can't lose at the starting line. I heard that there are some students in our class whose first foreign language is German since they were young. Life is hard!"

I sighed: "This kind of crime is outrageous! My God! Hit the wall and forget it."

Wen Tao comforted me: "Don't think too much about it. In the four years of learning German, you don't need to learn mathematics, and you don't need to study English in the first year. Read it for an hour, and you must be able to speak smoothly."

I put my head down: "Wake up early every day...isn't that back to high school? I don't..." But it's not reversible by me alone saying no.

Our floor is full of students from the School of Foreign Languages. Every morning, a bunch of girls hold water glasses and practice their pronunciation in the bathroom with water in their mouths.At first glance, I thought I was in a field in the suburbs, and what I heard was the cooing of frogs.I also had to practice with water every day, but I don’t know why, every time I practiced, I could swallow the water, which made me feel sick, and I was stimulated from time to time—there were often some girls screaming next to me: "I sent it. I sent it. Listen—"

Alas, it's too shocking. My intelligence is not as good as others. Could it be that my vocal organs are not as good as others?Why can people send out all of them, and I'm just like a one-month-old baby who hasn't improved at all.I opened my mouth hard in front of the bathroom mirror and began to observe the structure of my mouth.Just when I opened my mouth sourly, someone patted my shoulder: "Lin Lin, hello!"

I closed my mouth with difficulty, and saw Ru Ting standing beside me in the mirror.I turned my head and greeted her: "Hi, what a coincidence."

Ru Ting smiled: "We live on the same floor, we don't see you up and down. What were you doing just now? Tooth decay?"

You just got cavities!Take a step back and say, so what if you have tooth decay!I smiled: "No, it's just that the tonsils are a little inflamed."

Ru Ting asked anxiously, "Have you taken your medicine?"

I waved my hand: "You don't need to take medicine, just drink some water. The weather in Beijing is relatively dry, so drink more water."

"That's true. You and Yuke are both from the south, and it's not easy to adapt to the climate here when you first arrive in the north." While washing the grapes, she said to me, "You guys should eat more fruit. I just went to the supermarket downstairs I bought some fruit, and I will give it to him after washing. He doesn’t know how to buy some fruit, so he has to wait for me to buy it before he eats it.”

People in love are really scary, and they can't leave her man in three sentences.I said: "Fang Yuke also buys fruit himself, last time I watched him buy grapes."

"Really? He didn't really like fruit in the past, and thought it would be troublesome to wash, so he simply stopped buying it." Ru Ting pouted.

The cold noodle killer is difficult to serve. I never think it is troublesome to eat. The worst thing is to eat it without washing it.I laughed awkwardly: "He didn't wash it on purpose because you had to wash it, and waited for you to send it to him after washing."

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear.These words are very useful.Ru Ting smiled sweetly, and the dimples at the corners of her mouth deepened.I thought of Xiaoxi's dimples, which were also deep and sweet.

Ru Ting asked me: "How did you and Yu Ke know each other?"

Look, look, history is beginning to be liquidated.I smiled and said, "Actually, I don't know him very well. We are a small town, and we were the only ones who got into Peking University. My parents couldn't come with me because of something, so I asked him to come with me." We haven't known each other for a few days."

"It's not like, hehe. I think he has known you for a long time. I went to their house during the summer vacation, and he said he would come with his parents and wouldn't let me accompany him. I didn't expect that in the end he didn't let his parents die. Accompanying, it's too embarrassing to say that a big man's parents accompany you."

Where did this song come from?Is it implying to me that the relationship between the two of you has reached the point of meeting your in-laws, or is it that I took advantage of Fang Yuke from your family and accompanied him on the train all night.Come on, he just stares at a copy of National Geographic all night, doesn't answer me, and doesn't talk as much in one night as I can tell you now.

I was a little upset, but I pretended to have no temper and said, "Ha ha."

I haven't decided what general elective courses to take.In fact, my requirements for elective courses are very simple: attendance accounts for more than 30% of the final grade, midterm paper accounts for 40%, but the examination must account for less than 30% or even no examination is required.Judging from the results of my college entrance examination mock test, my performance is too jumpy.I can't guarantee whether God will be too busy to take care of me in half a year. If I fail the exam, I will still have my attendance and midterm papers to help.Although I don't have much confidence in papers and the like, at least this thing can be done slowly and repeatedly, unlike the instant burst of exams.The only thing I'm sure of is attendance.In order not to fail a course, I must go all out, rain or shine.

Holding the thick elective course handbook, I shuttled between various teaching buildings with Julie and listened to each elective course.As soon as the teacher announced the course evaluation method, I started to work as a recorder.In fact, the teacher's lecture at this time was more like the US presidential campaign. He prepared the first class very well, and he could not wait for the above to say a few words, and the following would be applauded.

Famous teachers are of course qualified to talk and laugh freely. You don’t have to worry about whether students will choose his class. Instead, you have to worry about too many students who choose his class: a classroom with more than 300 seats was crowded during the first two weeks of teaching, and even the aisle , There are a large group of students outside the classroom to observe, just to see the demeanor of the famous teacher.

This kind of teacher will "inadvertently" say when the bell rings after class: "I don't have roll call in this class, and attendance is not counted. Everyone can listen to it if they want to, and learn by themselves if they don't want to. Young people, there are many things. I don’t have as much time as we do for study gatherings. But I believe that after listening to two classes, you will come to the class on your own initiative, because my class is not only about learning. My assessment is very simple, just a final exam , the exam is just an essay question." After speaking, many students who were observing could not wait to run up to the podium to shake hands with the teacher, and asked the teacher to increase the number of students in case the competition for course selection was too fierce and they were not selected.Of course, for me, hum, joke, what does it mean to explore more than just knowledge?I haven't even explored knowledge, so how can I think about things other than learning?The risk of failure is too high.Chacha!
I held a thick elective course booklet in the aisle of the classroom, thinking about the remaining courses after several rounds of elimination, and asked Julie who accompanied me to audit: "Julie, what course do you plan to take? If the elimination continues, there will be no courses to choose. You can’t choose those with high difficulty, you can’t choose those with a high proportion of exams, and you can’t choose those with poor-looking teachers. If this continues, will I only take professional courses this semester? "

Julie rolled her brown eyes: "No, in fact, I think as long as you show the enthusiasm and perseverance you have in choosing courses now, you can get excellent in any course you choose. That's the level of choosing a husband. You want Don’t take psychology courses with me. I have been interested in psychology since I was a child, and Teacher Sun Dongdong is also a famous teacher.”

I sighed: "It's another class from a famous brand teacher. I'm sensitive to the word famous brand now. Don't mention any words about famous brand in front of me in the future."

Disappointed, I went to the canteen to buy a bottle of water with Julie, but I didn't expect to see Xiaoxi in the canteen!Xiaoxi was wearing a white T-shirt, plaid beach pants, and sandals on her feet. She was dressed for a seaside vacation.

I ran up to Xiaoxi excitedly: "Hi, Xiaoxi."

Xiaoxi was taken aback for a moment, then smiled with a cute dimple, "Hi, why are you here? Where's Yuke?"

"Fang Yuke? I don't know, he's not my Siamese twin. I'm here to choose courses, how about you?"

Xiaoxi said: "Oh, I am accompanying my classmates to attend the class. Tomorrow is the weekend, and I am going to play in Beidaihe in the afternoon. I have an internship during the summer vacation, and I don't have time to go out for a walk."

“哦，真不错啊。”只要在5秒钟之内他对我提出邀请，我就立刻答应一块儿去。我默默地在心里倒数，5、4、3、2、1.9、1.8……

Julie patted me: "What are you thinking?"

I looked at Xiaoxi disappointedly: "Then you guys have fun, remember to buy me souvenirs."

Xiaoxi smiled: "Definitely."

On the way back, Julie asked me, "Who is that handsome guy?"

I pretended not to understand: "Which handsome guy?"

"Still pretending to be with me? Stare straight. Do you like him?"

"Is it so obvious? I thought it was well hidden! Hehe. His name is Xie Duanxi, and we all call him Xiaoxi. He is a year older than us. He used to be a student of another school in our small town. He was a No. .3. It’s a pity that I didn’t know him back then. If I had known him earlier, I might have worked hard to become No.3 in the province, and then we would be a perfect match.”

"What a mess. But yours is indeed a bit handsome, the goal is set high, and the road is long and long!" Julie read while shaking her head.

"I'm pretty good looking too, it's not that difficult..." The more I said, the more confident I became.

"Having said that, I was thinking that I must choose a class at the same time as Xiaoxi for my elective course. But I will definitely not choose the same class as him. Although there are more opportunities for contact that way, I guess he chose The degree of difficulty of the class is A-level, so I am destined to fail the subject. As for me, if I want to play a long-term game, choose a class that is in the same teaching building at the same time, preferably in the classroom next to him, then I will meet him countless times Opportunity." I smiled smugly, then thought about it, "Oh no, I forgot to ask him what elective courses he took. I'll call him and ask him."

Julie said unhurriedly: "If you pursue clearly, sister, I will definitely support you. But don't scare them, otherwise you won't even be friends. Even if a woman chases a man, that's okay. It depends on what kind of qualifications the girls have and what kind of qualifications the boys have. Comparing your innate and acquired conditions, I still advise you to take a long-term plan. Just now you said that you want to put a long line to catch big fish, so don’t get overwhelmed. Let the world know that Zhou Linlin likes Xie Duanxi."

"Okay. I will now officially hire you as my military adviser. Your task is to assist me in catching up with Xiaoxi within half a year, no, within three months. I can only go so far in the long run. I have never exceeded A three-month plan."

"Is there any advantage for me? What about the bride price?"

"I'll introduce you to another 'big handsome pot'. It's said that they are sworn brothers, so of course they are blessed to share."

"How handsome?"

I thought about it: "This varies from person to person, everyone has different aesthetics, and the conclusion is also different. I dare not say how long this 'handsome pot' is, but many people say that this 'handsome pot' has Yuan Bin's temperament. Just believe that the eyes of the masses are discerning."

"Then when will you pull me, an unknown crowd, to watch?"

"Okay, no problem!" I promised, patted my chest.

I ran to the computer center, secretly downloaded the compulsory courses of the school, and found out where Xiaoxi attended the class.Hey, there is no way to know your general elective courses, but the professional schedule is open to the whole school!
I adjusted the standard of elective courses to: A. The time is synchronized with Xiaoxi’s course and in the same teaching building; B. The geographical location is synchronized with Xiaoxi, that is, when I leave class, I can see him stepping into this classroom, or he finishes the class , I can walk into his classroom and chat with him as a matter of course, and then prepare for my class; C. The teacher’s examination method should meet my IQ requirements; D. The teacher can’t look sorry for the students, it doesn’t matter if he looks good.One of the above A and B must be met, C is a mandatory option, and D is an additional option.

After such a screening, I painfully found that as a German student with zero interest in art, there was only one "History of Russian Art" to be selected.It meets the options A and C I listed, which is not easy.

I can't bear to let the child not be caught by the wolf.let's go!
Freshman life started so nonsensically.

Ever since elementary school, I have preferred the first class.why?Because the teacher can't talk about the topic, and if you don't talk about the topic, you don't need to use your brain.Especially in the professional class, the teacher talked for two hours about what kind of language German is, what interesting things they encountered in Germany, and the trivia of Wang's family and Li's parents.I really admire the teacher's desire to talk, and I wish the teacher would just talk like this this semester.

However, in fact, from the second class onwards, we became kindergarten students.Everyone began to practice pronunciation against a bunch of letters, and often struggled with one letter for a long time in class.The worst thing is that when you go back to the dormitory, you will find that the people in the dormitory on the entire outer courtyard are practicing the pronunciation of letters, and you can hear meaningless sounds like monosyllabic "ah—" and "wai—" everywhere.If someone accidentally went to our building, they would think they were in a mental hospital.

I was devastated and thought: Is this how the saying that Peking University produces lunatics came about.

The freshness of the school has not yet disappeared, and the first month has passed in a hurry.

I gradually got used to the crazy club recruiting activities in Triangle Land, the loud voice of "Uncle Baozi" at the entrance of the supermarket, and the anticipation and disappointment every time I went to "Russian Art History".Xiaoxi usually enters the classroom with the bell ringing, but the teacher of "Russian Art History" feels that it is a loss if he does not delay get out of class by 10 minutes. I don't even have time to say hello to Xiaoxi, let alone shorten the distance between the two of us. up.

Another Wednesday morning, I got up early to go to the liberal arts computer class.In fact, I am not interested in computers, and this class is at [-] o'clock in the morning. According to the past, I will not be able to attend on time.But the young computer teacher said in the first class: "In fact, the computer class is very simple. Many people are better at computers than me. It is also the first time I teach. Unfortunately, this class is arranged in the morning. I'm sorry for everyone. So if someone thinks that there is nothing wrong with their computer, they don't have to use it for class." The teacher said this for four consecutive classes, and the number of people in the class became less and less, until there were only ten people left .Originally, the classroom with hundreds of people was condensed to this ratio at once, and the computer teacher did not expect such a rapid decline, but the words that were spoken were like splashed water. I also unfortunately remembered the names of these ten people, and I was one of these ten people.I call it a regret.I used to think that my strength was not enough, and I couldn’t keep up with other high IQ people no matter what. Later, when I started to waver and wanted to quit, I felt that the young teacher’s expression was pitiful when the number of people dropped geometrically. I persisted for another two weeks. .Unexpectedly, these ten people became the teacher's life now.It's hard to ride a tiger!

The teacher taught class on it, and I scribbled on the seat: to be or not to be, that is the question.
Just as I was painting vigorously, two people broke into the classroom suddenly.

I took a look, isn't this Ru Ting and Fang Yuke?Fang Yuke was really enslaved, he was forced to accompany his girlfriend to this kind of class.The teacher didn't expect that two more people would be recruited suddenly on the basis of ten people. He adjusted his glasses excitedly and said to the two of them, "Is the classmate late? There are more activities in the evening, and it's not easy to get up in the morning, so hurry up and take a seat." "

Is this teacher purely heartless or did he say that on purpose.The remaining nine people covered their mouths and started to laugh.Ru Ting's face turned red in an instant, as soon as she saw me it was like seeing a savior, she walked towards me and sat in the empty seat next to me, Fang Yuke sat next to her.Hmph, this kid is so sticky, how can I introduce him to Julie!If Julie doesn't serve me as a military advisor, how can I chase after my Xiaoxi? !
Ru Ting said to me softly: "The teacher can talk nonsense. I took a general elective class a few weeks ago, and the time collided with this class. I was very reluctant to part with that class, but there is no way. Liberal arts computer is compulsory, so I had to Quit the general elective class before the deadline. Alas, I didn’t expect to oversleep in the first class, thinking it was too embarrassing, so I had to drag Yu Ke in as a companion, I didn’t expect the joke to be even bigger.”

Nervous, should you tell me or the person next to you.I have been absent from class for three weeks, why do I suddenly feel ashamed to be late now?Besides, with such exquisite makeup, does it look like you are late?Ever seen what it's really like to pretend to oversleep and be late?It must be that the hair stands on end and the clothes are worn backwards, and the two shoes are not the same pair.I have deceived countless teachers in this way, a rookie like you should not play tricks in front of Guan Gong.What's more, it is impossible for you not to know that no one from your department has come to class.Why are you begging Bailai to come to this class at this time, isn't it just to show in front of me that Fang Yu is yours?I don't know why he is so guarded against me, isn't it because I came to school with him?Could it be that I have other charms that I don't know about?

I smiled: "Don't take this kind of class with your IQ. If you ask your family Fang Yuke to teach you, you will definitely pass with full marks."

Ru Ting smiled angrily between her teeth: "Don't talk nonsense. Yuke won't give me lessons."

I shook my goosebumps, too lazy to argue.Women, listen to what you listen to.Why doesn't she pay attention to me and praise them for their high IQs, and then pretend to be polite and say where their IQs are high or about each other, I can also benefit from it.

The teacher was very boring throughout the class.Probably the reason is that the teacher has no teaching experience. The way of teaching is really not flattering, it is simply following the script.

It didn't take long for my eyelids to start fighting.Alas, it is miserable to go to class at eight o'clock in the morning.As soon as I covered the book, I fell asleep on the table.Just when I dreamed that Xiaoxi said to me, "Let's go to Beidaihe together", I felt someone pushing me next to me, so I turned my head and continued to sleep.The force of pushing me suddenly increased, I opened my eyes in annoyance, and saw Ru Ting staring at me with round eyes.I looked around, and it turned out that it was time for recess.

Ru Ting asked me, "Why are you asleep?"

Fang Yuke replied from the side: "Because she is an idiot."

I angrily prepared to ignore them and continue to sleep with my big head.Ru Ting tugged at my sleeve: "Lin Lin, why don't you go to sleep... I'm just asking you for Yu Ke if you'll go home on the [-]th. If Yu Ke goes back, I want to go to his house with him Look at Uncle Fang. I haven't seen them for a long time. But Yu Ke said that he promised your mother to take care of you."

How dare I go back.Even if I go back, I won't be able to accompany you to Yuke even if I die.My mother asked him to accompany me to Beijing, and your resentment has lasted for a month.No matter how stupid I am, I can't be so stupid as to be so blind.I shook my head quickly: "I'm not going back. Tickets for November [-] are too tight. Go back and say hello to your Uncle Fang and Principal Fang for me." After I finished speaking, I got down on the ground again.

I heard Ru Ting say to Fang Yuke: "Zhou Linlin said he won't go home, so let's go back. I haven't seen Uncle Fang for a long time, so I miss him."

"I'm not going back either. It's only been a month since I came out, and besides, my dad may be on a business trip to Beijing next month, and you'll be able to see him then."

"A few days ago, you were still saying that your family Dudu gave birth and wanted to go back and have a look."

"Just look at the photos my mother took of me. It's not a big deal, there's no need to go back and forth."

"But I'd like to see Dudusheng's puppy."

"Next time."

Then there was silence.I fell asleep too.

When I woke up again, the teacher was ready to pack up the lesson plans and leave.I started to sweep all the books, pens, snacks and other messy things into my big bag.

Ru Ting said with a smile: "Lin Lin, your big bag is really nice, it can hold everything. I want to buy a big bag like this too."

I looked at her bag.whispering sound!Is this the attitude in class?Came to class with a small GUCCI bag.What a lost generation!

I grinned: "This big bag is available in the supermarket, and you can get it for 50 yuan. If you like it, I just go to the supermarket to buy one for you tomorrow. What color do you like? There are only two colors in total. One is bright red and the other is red." Army green. You have fair skin, use bright red!"

Ru Ting quickly shook her head: "It's too much trouble for you. I'll go by myself later when I have time. Thank you, Lin Lin."

I saw a trace of a smile in Fang Yuke's eyes.I suddenly thought, why would I deliberately punish Ru Ting.Although she is my military division's rival in love, but to be honest, this girl Ru Ting didn't provoke me on purpose, she has no grievances or enmity with me, at most it's because she cares too much about Fang Yuke, and sometimes she talks too much little bit.If I fight back against her, it will appear that I am narrow-minded.

I smiled and said, "I'm just joking with you. You are suitable for carrying a brand-name bag. If you carry this bag in my hand, people might think I bought it from a street stall."

Ru Ting quickly said, "How could it be, how could it be?"

Seeing her relieved look, I thought it was a bit funny, so I shook my head and prepared to leave.

After walking a few steps, Fang Yuke shouted from behind: "Wait."

What a joke, you tell me to wait and I will wait.I keep going.Fang Yuke chased after me, stopped me and said, "Can't understand people's words?"

"How do I know who you are calling if you don't call me by my name? If you have something to say, hurry up, I'm rushing back to catch up on sleep."

"You're a pig, you've slept through two classes, are you still sleeping?" Fang Yuke asked me in disbelief.

"I'm sorry, I'm very tired during my menstrual period recently. It's like being pregnant, and I'm very lethargic. If you are interested, I will explain it more carefully. You can analyze it for me, so as not to be attacked by you all the time."

Fang Yuke was at a loss for words for a moment.

I said, "It's okay to get out of the way. Otherwise, people will block and kill people, and Buddhas will block and kill Buddhas."

Only then did Fang Yuke speak: "My father is coming to Beijing next month, you can ask your mother if there is anything she wants to bring over."

I feel refreshed.

"I want your dad to bring a few pieces of stinky tofu from my hometown. Well, my mother's fried rice cakes are also very authentic, let him bring them too." I deliberately paused, seeing that there was no change on Fang Yuke's face, Immediately, I felt very frustrated, "I'm just kidding you. I have nothing to bring. Isn't it all globalized? You can buy everything in Beijing. Thank you."

Fang Yuke ignored my words: "What are you going to do on Eleventh? Are you going to sleep if you don't go home after so many days off?"

"Bingo!" After I finished speaking, I left the teaching building and left first.Going on, Ru Ting's resentment would increase again.

In fact, I am more concerned about how Xiaoxi spends her eleventh year.

(End of this chapter)