Peking University "poor" students

Chapter 15 The Lady in Progress

Fang Yuke drank Coke and sat in a corner of KFC with a victorious posture.The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on him through the glass window, making him look like Jesus, waiting for my sinful body to confess.

I don't know which nerve was touched, maybe it was Fang Yuke's haughty eyes, maybe it was his self-confidence that irritated me.I don't think I did anything wrong from the beginning to the end, so why should I be so angry.So I strode forward and sat down opposite Fang Yuke. If it wasn't inconvenient to wear a skirt, I would have to put my feet on the chair, completely forgetting the affectionate words my mother said on QQ for me .In ancient times, I would take off my veiled hat, hold my life-threatening long sword by my side, use my luck in my dantian, and slap the table from the air: "The waiter serves wine!" Unfortunately, this is KFC in the 21st century, and there are shoelaces lined up in front of the waiter. Twisted line.I didn't even have a cup of tea, so I sat down empty-handed, losing most of my momentum.

Fang Yuke fiddled with the straw with his slender fingers, and looked up at me: "Who spoke for you on QQ just now?"

Because I was so surprised, I instantly forgot about the act of pretending to be arrogant, and blurted out: "How do you know it's not me?"

He chuckled, and raised his thick black eyebrows: "Speaking such words from your mouth is harder than getting you a perfect score in the exam."

I pursed my mouth in dissatisfaction.

Fang Yuke pretended to say casually: "I don't mean to be sarcastic, I mean, dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths."

I stared at him angrily, and if I had a sword in my hand, I would scabbard and kill.

Round 1:0:1, Fang Yuke is slightly better.

I sneered sneeringly: "The person chatting with you is our old lady, you have met before."

Fang Yuke's facial muscles visibly twitched.

Haha, thousands of calculations, you didn't calculate that my old lady can still intervene, right?
However, Fang Yuke quickly regained his composure: "I didn't expect Auntie to be so young. You are not born to your mother, are you? Auntie speaks more fashionable than you."

Round 2: 0: 2, Fang Yuke is one step ahead.

I couldn't hold back my face: "Did you hurt me so much? Be careful, didn't you just say a wrong sentence that day? As long as you work hard, you will know that a husband and wife can be married for a day? Why don't you remember me, just remember the grudge? ?”

Fang Yuke grinned loudly: "Who has been married to you for a day? Why don't I know how hard you work? Actually, you have been coveting me for a long time, right?"

Round 3: 0: 3, Fang Yuke wins completely.

I turned my back and raised my hands to swear secretly: God, if one day I win all the wits and fights, I can sacrifice a month of lazy sleep.

Fang Yuke suddenly said sternly: "When you talk to others, you have to use your brain first, you know? If you are sold by others, you still can't figure out the money. If they dig a hole, you just cooperate and jump into it. Is there anyone as stupid as you? How did you get into Peking University?"

I bit my lower lip and looked at him aggrievedly: "During the exam, you don't need to test how someone dug a hole. I study German, not civil engineering. How do I know when someone dug a hole?"

Fang Yu was ridiculous: "Are you still reasonable? Forget it, let's be stupid, as long as one of us has a brain. By the way, I will have less contact with Xiaoxi in the future. I am worried that the red apricot will grow too fast , I didn’t have time to build the wall.”

I shook the Coke cup in his hand, and deliberately raised my voice and said, "What's in this dark cup? Why does it taste so sour? So Fang Yuke, you like to be jealous!"

I leaned forward and back together with a smug smile.

Fang Yuke had black lines on his face, and patted my head: "Don't be awkward, if you keep twisting, everyone who shouldn't be seen will be seen."

I quickly lowered my head, and saw that there was a lot of spring on my chest, and my head was playfully exposed in a small bra.I quickly covered it: "What to look at, be careful of needle eyes."

Fang Yuke shook his head and sighed: "Idiot, I have accompanied you to swimming lessons, unless you do it in a vacuum, I will be exhausted."

This time I have a black face.

Fang Yuke didn't bother to pay attention to my aggrieved expression: "Sit here and don't move, I'll buy anything to drink. From now on, don't wear clothes that are revealing in public, it's indecent." After speaking, he strode towards ordering food Taiwan, leaving my little daughter-in-law to face the sunset alone with her chest covered.

In this way, Fang Yu could firmly control me with his poisonous tongue.And I'm a bad bitch, and occasionally I can't get his call one day, and I feel flustered.It turns out that a masochistic temperament can be cultivated.

I will be extremely grateful to Bureau Tan, who has not forgotten to use his spare heat even at a young age, and hired Fang Yuke and me as Tan Yi's tutor and reasonable guardian for Tan Yi's healthy growth. Strong chance.

I lay leisurely on the mahogany bench in the living room of Tan Yi's house, complaining about the chair's buttocks, while eating melon seeds and watching Fang Yuke tutor Tan Yi in chemistry.

Chemistry is light-years away and mysterious to me.When I listened to Fang Yuke's mouth constantly popping out some Martian-like pronunciations, my eyes began to blur, and my mouth involuntarily secreted something called saliva.

Yes, serious men are the most attractive.I look up to him as I look up to God, although my paralyzed Hawking posture is not enough to express my devotion.

Tan Yi obviously couldn't bear my high voltage, so he said to me dissatisfied: "Sister-in-law Xiaoke, please don't be such an idiot, okay? I really don't want to be such a high-wattage light bulb."

Fang Yuke's mouth curled into a beautiful curve: "Your sister-in-law's hormones have been secreted recently, don't be offended."

I was still paralyzed on the sofa, but I was physically and mentally disabled.I smiled back: "Where are you a light bulb? You are manganese dioxide, our catalyst, catalyzing the oxygen and bubbles of love."

I admit that I am very shy now, so that all the fine hairs are blooming like sunflowers in this midsummer period, and even the capillaries have unrestrained smiles.In comparison, Fang Yuke was much calmer.Most of the time, he is still under my laser, which makes me angry.

I have some regrets, why did I take a break when I didn't want to say it, the sentence "I like you" touched my heart, and then I immediately followed it in a daze?He hasn't recited love poems to me, hasn't sent me roses, and hasn't even had a decent candlelight dinner. I'm not such a vulgar person, but——I can feel wronged and make myself vulgar.

For example, now, I am using my limited IQ to think about what pet name to use to show my identity.Since Ru Ting left, I feel proud and my waist has straightened a lot. Given that Fang Yuke is so pretty, he is in danger of being eaten by others at any time. I must let everyone in the world know, from sixty-year-old women to six-year-olds He is a man of his own.The ancients told us to be prepared for danger in times of peace, and to "drink water and think of the source".Recalling that Fang Yuke and I were together, all the plots were highly reproducible, so I decided to put my Zhou Linlin label on Fang Yuke, and write "not for sale" under the label, so as not to worry others.

Maybe I was too preoccupied or my Parkinson's-like expression was really scary. Tan Yi finally couldn't bear it and gave up reading, and pushed me fiercely in retaliation.Only then did I realize that Fang Yu was not in the house anymore.

I immediately asked, "Where's your brother Xiao Ke?"

Tan Yi rolled his eyes: "Your man has gone shopping. We won't starve to death when you cook for us."

"Oh, you are so virtuous. Fang Yuke of our family is not good at this. He is too good at taking care of others, and there is no room for others to show themselves." I deliberately shook my head sadly.

Tan Yi followed with a grim expression as if he had eaten a fly, clutching his chest and sighing: "If my grandpa knew what kind of person you are, he wouldn't let you in if he killed the old man. You are stupid at first, and you will become cerebral palsy after falling in love."

I got up and gave him Foshan Shadowless Feet.Now under Fang Yuke's teaching, this kid has become more and more vicious, and in the near future he will inevitably become a scourge of Jianghu again.

While I was doing harm to the people, Fang Yuke came back from shopping.Seeing the two of us making a fuss, he came over to grab Tan Yi: "Why are you so ignorant?"

I gloated at the discouraged Tan Yi, thinking that it would be good to have a backer.I watched a good show with the son of a landlord with ten thousand hectares of fertile land, as if watching a fox friend robbing a girl.

Fang Yuke went on to say: "If you follow me to study, your IQ will rise in a straight line. If you play with her, all previous efforts will be wasted, and your IQ will be avalanche. Young people should think clearly, and don't try to be happy for a while." After finishing speaking, he was serious He patted Tan Yi's shoulder gently.

Tan Yi had a wicked smile on his face, red lips and white teeth. He was proud of the spring breeze and proud of himself. Presumably under Fang Yuke's cultivation, the tree would be full of peach blossoms in half a year, benefiting all the girls.

A tinkling sonata came from the kitchen.I heard the sound and went in, saw Fang Yuke's slender back, suddenly wanted to hug him from behind, put my head on his shoulder, and whispered: "What delicious food?"

But there's always something weird about it.Follow the script of Korean dramas, shouldn't it be like this?After thinking for a long time, I couldn't figure out why.Tan Yi's loud voice came from outside the kitchen: "To catch a man is to catch his stomach, sister-in-law, you have to learn more."

After his reminder, I finally realized what went wrong with the script just now.

Normally, it should be the figure of the petite wife busy in the kitchen, followed by the tall husband hugging happily.In the situation I imagined just now, I hugged him from behind, and I whispered in his armpit, as if being held hostage, where is the romance?

So, I want to learn to cook!For that moment of happiness.

I went to Fang Yuke's place, and saw him skillfully dissect the fish, remove the guts, and scrape the scales.

In order to create a topic, gradually numb Fang Yuke, so as to achieve my purpose of stealing the teacher, and stimulate Fang Yuke by the way, causing him to feel a little pity, I opened my eyes wide in horror: "Oh, it's so cruel. The fish just stared dead."

Fang Yu remained unmoved, and added three knives to the fish, and sprinkled cooking wine on it.

If you don’t advance, you will retreat, and I continued to play persistently: "This fish may have come to be an ascetic monk. What sins did you do in your previous life? In this life, it’s okay to be murdered. You were also flogged and subjected to the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty. Human beings. I'm here for fish, that's how it is..."

Fang Yuke's face twitched, and he turned to me and said, "Just now when you said Daozu, you mispronounced it. That word is pronounced zu, not cu."

I was embarrassed: "Really? Hehe, it's too embarrassing. Sudden death is fine."

Probably the teacher has been too fanciful these days, Fang Yuke persisted in correcting me: "Sudden death implies suddenness, so it is either sudden death or sudden death, there is no such thing as sudden sudden death."

I now know what a real man-made knife is, and I am a fish.Fang Yuke didn't save me any face, and beat me to death.

In order to show that I am not a waste material, I took the initiative to squat next to the trash can to pick celery leaves.

In the kitchen, apart from being able to taste the saltiness, the only thing is to choose vegetables.That was a compromise made by my cowardly father to my sturdy old mother.At the beginning, my father insisted on training me to be a good woman who can be in the living room and the kitchen, and can cook without rice, so that I can subdue the stomachs of men and the mouths of in-laws in the future married life, and occupy the commanding heights of family status.But my old mother insisted that the future trend will be a man's kitchen, and all girls have to do is to praise them in a timely manner, otherwise they will become poor wives and yellow-faced women, and they will cry, digging into history and going back 20 years Years, to prove that this tragedy has happened once, and the same mistakes cannot be repeated.

So, under the confrontation between the two parties, I finally started to choose vegetables.And this learning process is obviously based on increasing household expenses. My dad had to buy double the amount to satisfy my strong elimination amount when choosing vegetables.

I was picking celery leaves, looking at Fang Yuke's busy figure, and hearing Tan Yi's voice watching TV in the living room, I couldn't help but sigh: "We are really auspicious three treasures, a happy family!"

After hearing this, Fang Yuke jokingly said, "I don't want a son as old as Tan Yi. Fang Lei is minus 5 years old now."

"Fang Lei?"

Fang Yuke said as a matter of course: "My son."

I am a person who is demanding about my name, I am extremely contemptuous of my name, and I am confident that if I yell my name on the street, a dozen people will turn around and agree.I once strongly protested to change such a vulgar name, but my mother secretly changed the concept and said that a common name is easy to raise.I resisted and said that it would be better to call me a dog egg and a tiger girl.So my mother's temperament changed drastically, and she let me choose freely among the three names of Goudan, Huniu and Lin Lin.I vomited blood for three liters... Later, "My Name Is Kim Sam-soon" hit the air, and I watched it with tears in my eyes. Those who know me, Kim Sam-soon!In the end, I concluded why my name is so mediocre, but it must be "Lin". "Word Uncle's Monument.

I can't change my own destiny, and I can't let this happen to the next generation: "The name Fang Lei is not good, it's too vulgar. We are so cultured, so we need a poetic name."

"Then tell me something."

I meditated, but my mind was as motionless as a stone. I stared at celery for several minutes, and what I could think of was "Zhaoqin" and other names used by our ancestors.

Fang Yuke smiled with satisfaction: "Look, you are so educated, didn't you think about it?"

I could hear the sarcasm in the words: "That can't be called Fang Lei, it can be called Fang Dong. When others hear it, they look like Jay Chou, and without knowing it, they think he is really the chairman, and he was born to be hugged by his thigh .”

"Then you mean that you can still call him Political Commissar Fang, Director Fang, Uncle Fang, Brother Fang, etc. You can take advantage of it even more."

Now I really want to squat on the ground and draw circles.I insisted: "Anyway, I can't be called Fang Lei."

"Popular names are easy to raise."

"That might as well be called Goudan Huniu."

"Then you choose among Fang Lei, Goudan, and Hu Niu."

When I heard this sentence, there seemed to be a hot air in the dantian that was about to come out of my throat: "Tell me, are you my mother's illegitimate child?!"

Because these words were too full of energy, they echoed in the kitchen, and they seemed soul-stirring.

Tan Yi finally couldn't help but come in and get involved: "Sister-in-law Xiaoke, if you say a few more words, our building will collapse. There are so many tofu projects now, I can't help you roaring."

I said angrily, "You said that if you let your son be named Fang Lei, would you agree?"

Tan Yi couldn't keep up with my thinking, and he paused for a few seconds before he realized the cause and effect.

After the epiphany, Tan Yi looked at me with disdain, and then looked at Fang Yuke with disdain: "Brother Xiaoke, I really doubt that your IQ is also in a geometric avalanche."

I immediately regarded Tan Yi as my younger brother, and put my arms around his shoulders: "Isn't it? How can you choose such a mediocre name?"

Tan Yi slapped my hand hard: "I mean, you were naive at first, so I endured it, but I didn't expect Brother Xiao Ke to be dragged to this rank by you. I have to say, you are really awesome .Also, don't make physical contact with me casually. Some other one who is currently low in IQ will pull out a kitchen knife and chop me up."

Now I know why Bureau Tan said that I and Tan Yi are very similar. We are constantly being hurt, and if we finally hurt someone, we always grab it and never let it go, regardless of the consequences.

I put the celery on Tan Yi's neck: "Apologize quickly, or you will die."

Tan Yi raised his hand and surrendered cooperatively: "I can name your son, it's absolutely bullish."

I saw the celery and signaled him to speak quickly.

Tan Yi looked narrow-minded: "Your son will be called Fangzheng from now on—Made by Peking University."

The matter of the name is coming soon, I decided not to worry about it with him.To see things on the bright side, at least it shows that Fang Yuke has a plan for the future, and I am included in this plan.So, I said bluntly: "Let's not think about things that are too far away. No one knows what will happen in the future, so why bother yourself."

Fang Yuke shook his hands and sprinkled double the amount of salt.

At the dinner table, Tan Yi expressed extreme indignation at the plate of tofu with crab roe and tofu.

When I was with Fang Yuke in the past, I ate with great gusto, feasting on delicacies, without any scruples about my image.However, now that my status has been upgraded, in order to show that I am very malleable, can be a vagabond or a lady, I eat slowly.According to the book on health preservation, you need to chew 36 mouthfuls of food before you can swallow it.Generally speaking, I don't let food stay in my mouth for too long. Generally, the mouth is a corridor, and the food goes through the motions and enters the stomach in a hurry.Suddenly chewing slowly made my mouth extremely uncomfortable, and the food had already entered my stomach by accident, which made me pretend to be empty mouthed, which was really embarrassing.

Fang Yuke sandwiched a piece of pork ribs for me: "Isn't it delicious?"

I shook my head: "No, it's delicious." You don't eat or sleep, don't you know?

Fang Yuke scooped me another bowl of egg soup: "If it's salty, drink some soup. Today's soup is relatively light."

I smiled, slowly picked up the bowl and took a sip.

Tan Yi turned to look at me: "Sister-in-law Xiaoke, eating today is not like your usual style."

I stared at him, signaling him not to make trouble.

"Didn't you make the rounds when we ate with us before? How come eating now is like suffering. Don't say that the food is not delicious. If you have the ability, you can cook for the next meal."

I want to seal my throat with a sword, and finally pretend to be a lady, why tear down my platform and expose my scars?
"You don't want to pretend to be a lady, do you? No, no, if you fart now, brother Xiao Ke will say it's delicious." Tan Yi continued to talk alone without looking at me.

"You're the one who farts—" I finally couldn't help but explode.Following the pronunciation of the fart, the rice grains pierced through the Yang with a hundred steps from the mouth, and shot precisely at Tan Yi's nostrils.

Tan Yi yelled: "Ah—brother Xiao Ke, why did you find such a person! You can pretend to be a lady to this extent."

To be honest, I'm a little shy.I can still be called a woman because I can't accept farting, picking my nose and eating rice in the presence of a second person.So I was extremely embarrassed, so I had to roar again to hide my panic: "Who are you calling a lady? Sister, I was born a lady, a beauty, a saint!"

Fang Yuke said calmly: "If your sister-in-law wants to act like a lady, you can let her act that way, it's better than being scolded now? Is it easy for her to eat a meal for more than half an hour in a peaceful manner? Why do you provoke her? ?”

I knocked on the edge of the bowl with my chopsticks unwillingly: "Where am I pretending? I am obviously a perfect woman who is virtuous and housekeeping."

Tan Yi snorted: "You picked off more than half of the celery, and you said that you are a virtuous housekeeper. If you have the ability, you can cook us a meal tomorrow."

"No problem, I'll make a Man-Han banquet for you to see. After you eat my meal, you are not allowed to laugh at me in the future."

Tan Yi and I clapped our hands together: "As long as the two of us can swallow a bowl of your rice, I will not say a word in the future and treat you like a fairy sister. But if you can't do it, you will spit rice in front of me in the future." I will tell the world about it.”

My mother taught me since I was a child that it is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a small person, especially a narrow-minded villain.Tan Yi was pissed off by me, and he has already bonded with me.

In the afternoon, I began to secretly search the Internet for convenient recipes, lazy recipes, and quick recipes while they were doing homework, and automatically filtered out dishes that required more than three seasonings.In the end, the dishes I decided to make were: tofu mixed with shallots, boiled edamame, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and tomato egg drop soup.Three dishes and one soup.If he thinks there are too few dishes, I will buy him another catty of peanuts.

After calculating, I continued to lie on the sofa and meditate on the nicknames between me and Fang Yuke with peace of mind.Unexpectedly, after lunch, my brain lacked oxygen, and I fell into a deep sleep without thinking for 3 minutes.

In the dream, green trees and red flowers, I was dressed in a light-colored gauze, with long sleeves touching the ground, and the jade rabbit accompanied me.I sat comfortably next to the guzheng, and the place where my slender fingers touched the guzheng formed a song "Flowers and Full Moon".

Suddenly Fang Yuke ran over and said: "You are tired of looking like this? Actually, you just need to be yourself, you don't have to be a lady."

I immediately said: "I told you earlier, it made me work so hard." After I finished speaking, I lit a fire, burned the guzheng as waste wood, and slaughtered the jade rabbit by the way, roasted it and ate it with wine.

Fang Yuke said in horror: "It turns out that you are such a cruel person. You really know people and face but don't know your heart. If I marry you home, I don't know if you will murder your own husband one day. Let's break up."

When I woke up, I was very sad.

After I got home, I went to the kitchen on purpose to cultivate a relationship with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, so as not to have a tragedy of not distinguishing between salt and sugar tomorrow.

Of course, I also have self-knowledge, and I know that tomorrow will not be like a TV series. The unknown Cinderella suddenly conjures up a table of sumptuous delicacies. .My ultimate goal is: I can lose face, but not too much.

When my mother saw me in the kitchen, it was like seeing an alien: "What do you want to steal?"

My mother is from here. According to her, she drank more water than I used to bathe in my life. I asked my mother: "Mom, when you were young, if you really didn't want to cook, and you had to When cooking, what do you usually give us to eat?"

The old lady suddenly fell into the years of 20 years ago when one month's salary was not enough, and at the end of the month she was relying on her grandparents for relief: "At that time, (500 words omitted in the middle) in order to save some food money, I made you bibimbap with soy sauce. "

"How about soy sauce bibimbap?"

"That's not easy, just pour the soy sauce into the rice."

"No other seasoning needed?"

"If you have to add it, you can add some chicken essence or something."

Oh, I've decided to make this for tomorrow's staple.I'm [-] percent sure that tomorrow's meal will be burnt or burnt.If you add some seasoning, at least you can fool it.

The next day, I entered Tan Yi's house with a bag of edamame, three tomatoes, a catty of eggs, a piece of tofu, and two taels of shallots.

Tan Yi dialed my dish, and then sighed: "I really want to smash myself to death with tofu."

Fang Yuke stroked my hair: "I specially brought three bags of microwave rice today. You can cook it with confidence."

Why? !Why do you have no confidence in me?Even when I heard about microwave rice, I felt delighted.

Fang Yuke and Tan Yi were studying chemistry at the dining table in the living room, and I was studying the recipe printed out yesterday at the dining table.

On the recipe, I used a red pen to draw key words: "tomatoes - peeled", "edamame - star anise", "tofu - cutting blades".

I washed the tomatoes and started peeling them.At the beginning, I was quite patient, but as time passed, the tomatoes secreted a sweet and sour taste, and I kept swallowing, and the tomatoes were only half peeled, and the peeled part Half of them were pitted, disgusting like a mangy man with countless scars or a face that had been completely opened up by pimples.

Fang Yuke shook his head, and said to me: "Blanch the tomatoes in hot water, it will be easier to peel them."

As if I had found a treasure, I ran to the kitchen to get hot water.

After entering the kitchen, I started cooking one by one.

First of all, edamame: three liters of water, add star anise, salt, add edamame, and bring to a boil.

Then mix the shallots with tofu: slice the tofu, add shallots, salt, and sesame oil, and mix until rotten.

Then scramble eggs with tomatoes: add oil, add eggs, add tomatoes, add salt, and fry until rotten.

Finally, tomato and egg drop soup: drain the tomato scrambled egg soup, add a spoonful of water, and then pour in an egg.

Relying on the precise measurement of the rice cooker, the rice was not overcooked or burnt.I held the soy sauce bottle hesitantly, wondering if I should proceed with the original plan.Then I thought, I am learning German, and Germans pay attention to planning and steps, so I sprinkled some soy sauce in the rice cooker, and then stirred it evenly with a rice shovel.

I can't be the first to taste it even if I die. Let Tan Yi do this kind of thing that requires sacrificing taste buds and longing for delicious food.

The three sat around the dining table, and none of them moved their chopsticks. I believe everyone was thinking about the same question as me: Who will be the first unlucky person?
I don't think it's an option to go on like this, so I said to Tan Yi, "Didn't you say you want to eat my cooking? Are you still eating?"

Tan Yi took a deep breath: "Actually, I really want to eat meat, but it's a pity that you didn't cook it, so it's better to save this meal for later..."

I think this proposal is very good.

"Why didn't you say I didn't think of it? If I had known earlier, I would have made braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, West Lake vinegar fish and so on. If you go out to eat, you can't say that I lost, and you didn't taste it. Abstain. I also treat myself as if I didn't win you, and you can just hurt me appropriately in the future."

Tan Yi said excitedly: "Sister-in-law, it's fortunate that I met you. In the future, my courtship standards will be lowered a lot. Basically, as long as I'm a woman, it's fine."

Fang Yuke watched the two of us singing together, and knocked on the table: "I'll warm up the rice in the microwave, there are Kung Pao chicken, pickled vegetables and so on, which are also meat dishes. These few dishes are hard to cook. , eat a few bites. Give the newcomers courage."

In the end, I watched Fang Yuke, a brave warrior, put the first bite of scrambled eggs with tomatoes into his mouth, chew at a constant speed, and swallowed calmly.

I also hesitated to take a bite, then chewed and swallowed calmly.

Tan Yi looked at us and took a sip with suspicion. After he put it in his mouth, Fang Yuke and I ran to the water dispenser and poured two glasses of water at the same time.

Tan Yi covered his neck as if poisoned, stretched out his yang finger and said dying: "I didn't expect you two to be so naive—" Then he twisted his neck and hung up on the dining table.

(End of this chapter)