Chapter 5 Scared to pee!
After the picture was sent, the rice on the table did not disappear, Fan Chengfeng couldn't help being amazed when he saw it.

The proprietress came up with a vegetable plate, which was stir-fried pork with green peppers. At this time, Fan Chengfeng was also hungry, and as soon as the proprietress put it down, he picked up the chopsticks and started.

However, after the first mouthful of rice, Fan Chengfeng immediately spit out his mouth full of rice grains.

"Boss lady,"

Fan Chengfeng shouted loudly, "Why isn't the meal cooked today?"

The proprietress came over after hearing the news, and said a little strangely: "How is it possible?"

Before Fan Chengfeng came, there were still many construction workers eating fast food here, so many people ate it, if they were not familiar with it, those workers would have said it.

"Try it yourself and see if I'm lying to you."

Fan Chengfeng pointed to the rice bowl and said, he actually had a realization in his heart that the mouthful of rice that he ate just now tasted worse than chewing wood slag, and uncooked rice didn't taste like that.

The only explanation is that some changes have taken place in the rice after the photo was taken.

However, even if he knew the reason, Fan Chengfeng would not say it out of nowhere.

The proprietress pinched a handful of rice and put it in her mouth, her expression changed immediately, and she also spat it out with a bah.

Just one feeling, unpalatable.

"I'll change a bowl for you,"

The proprietress picked up the rice bowl on the table and made a slight click, only to see that there were dense cracks like spider webs on the rice bowl.

After that, the whole bowl shattered and the rice fell to the ground.

The proprietress looked at her hand, dumbfounded.

Fan Chengfeng was also stunned.

This is a bit powerful.

"what,"

The proprietress let out a sharp cry, her hands danced wildly, and she jumped up and down.

A bowl that was in good condition, but it shattered into slag just by touching it, and it must have been frightened a lot.

Fan Chengfeng silently recited Amitabha, what a sin.

Patted the proprietress on the shoulder, said: "The quality is not good tonight, if you have time, replace it with an iron bowl, which is more resistant to falling."

In the future, the transaction situation must not be in a crowded place, otherwise it will easily create some scary atmosphere.

The proprietress was still in shock, she patted her magnificent chest, and said, "But this bowl is good,"

"There's no need to think too much about the quality issue. Sit down and drink some water. It probably scared you just now."

After scaring people like this, I was too embarrassed to ask others to help me cook rice. Fan Chengfeng refilled a bowl of rice, and finished it with three or two mouthfuls of stir-fried pork with green peppers. After all, he was still a little guilty.

After paying the bill, he quickly went back to the dormitory, dragged the box out and looked at it, the Yitian sword was still there.

Sitting back on the bed, Fan Chengfeng began to think about how to play with Peng Xianfeng, a bird man.

Going to make small reports in front of Su Yating again and again, using others as his stepping stones, this kind of person will only become more arrogant if he doesn't teach him a lesson.

The beauty named Yang Huniu disappeared after eating her own bowl of rice. Fan Chengfeng didn't think about it, it was just a bowl of rice and it wasn't his own.

Thinking of the scene that happened in the restaurant just now, Fan Chengfeng touched his phone, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, as if he had an idea.

"This time, don't scare the shit out of you, I, Fan Chengfeng, write the three words upside down."

Thinking of Peng Xianfeng and that birdman reporting his trivial matters to get close to Su Yating, Fan Chengfeng became furious. It was nothing before, but now it's different.

"Prime Minister Cao, are you there?"

Fan Chengfeng entered the drifting bottle and sent a message to Cao Cao, but there was no reply.

Fan Chengfeng was a little annoyed, when it was useful, he would call it Daxian Daxian, and when it was useless, he would not reply, you are such a dick, does your family know?
"Just pretend to be dead, and be careful that I will give all the food to Uncle Liu Huang,"

"Yes, yes, what orders does the Great Immortal have?"

Fan Chengfeng's words were quite powerful, and Cao Cao replied on the spot.

Although Liu Huangshu is still running around like a stray dog, it seems that he is not in the right place, but he is hypocritical, and he is bluffing and deceiving with the golden signboard of the Han family clan that the emperor himself personally admits. , will become a serious problem in the future.

So, does Cao Cao dare to take the lead?

"Later, I will send you a treasure you have never seen before, and only charge a penny for symbolic meaning."

"Daxian, you are really a good person."

When he heard that it was only a penny, Cao Cao replied quickly.

Even if Fan Chengfeng just gave Cao Cao some grass, he would be willing to pay the money.Although he didn't dare to agree to Daxian's grain and grass business for the time being, but if he could use a small amount of money to get closer to Daxian, it would definitely be a good deal.

People, there will always be times of ups and downs.

Fan Chengfeng put away his phone and laughed heartily, even if you are treacherous like a fox, you still have to drink my footwashing water.

After locking the door of the dormitory, Fan Chengfeng came to the security guard box. Unexpectedly, Peng Xianfeng sat there with a serious face, staring at the outside of the guard box, as if I was very dedicated to my job.

"Pretend to be your sister,"

Outside the security guard box, Su Yating's SUV worth more than [-] yuan just left.

Fan Chengfeng cursed angrily in a low voice, and patiently found a corner to squat down, waiting for the opportunity.

It's noon now, the sun is shining in the sky, and the people sitting in the office with the air conditioner blowing are not in the mood, let alone the security guards sitting in the sweltering guard box who are unattended?

Sure enough, within a few minutes, Peng Xianfeng started lying on the table.

Fan Chengfeng's spirit was shaken, and he tiptoed towards the sentry box after he fell asleep motionless on the table.

There is a rubber electric baton in the security box all the year round, but it is usually just for display. A lazy person like Fan Chengfeng, who has been working for more than two months, only holds it in his hands very few times, and it is too annoying.

But today, it will become Fan Chengfeng's best prop.

I went into the sentry box, took off the rubber electric baton, took out my mobile phone, clicked on Cao Cao’s message in the bottle and sent it.

Before coming here, Fan Chengfeng had turned his mobile phone to silent, turned off the flash, and finished filming silently. Then he gently put the rubber electric baton on the table, and then exited the sentry box and knocked on the iron door vigorously with his hands.

Bang bang bang!
Peng Xianfeng stood up from the stool with a bang, and when he saw Fan Chengfeng's playful smiling face, he was furious, grabbed a rubber electric baton and threw it at Fan Chengfeng, cursing, "Bastard!" , Dare to play with me."

Fan Chengfeng felt happy when he saw this, he stood still, and shouted: "The golden bell covers the iron shirt!"

Just like those heroes in TV dramas always like to pronounce the names of their moves.

The rubber electric baton was shattered to the ground, Fan Chengfeng stood there like a normal person, let out a deep breath, and said flatly: "You are the one who is playing with you bastard."

Peng Xianfeng's eyes were round, and he didn't dare to take a breath.

Scared of urine!
(End of this chapter)

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