Palace of Heavenly Kings

Chapter 962 Obvious Excuses
Hearing what the maid said, Chi Dao grinned, pushed open the door of the courtyard, rushed in, and shouted, "Xing Xing, I'm coming!"

Chen Mo: "..."

Just now Chen Mo and the others were just a little embarrassed, but now they are very embarrassed. You f**king ran to see your little lover, what about us?
Brothers who clearly agreed, have eaten such an expensive meal, why do you still take us so lightly?What about exterminating the 72 bandits in Nanling together?What about participating in the Tianbao Pavilion auction together?

Could it be a fart?

"Boss, shall we leave or go in?" Zhou Bodong asked weakly.

Mu Fengyang didn't speak.

Lu Bo rolled his eyes and shouted to the maid: "That pretty young lady, we are Chi Dao's friends, may we go in?"

The maid tilted her head to look at Chen Mo and the others, and then said, "That ugly little fat man, are you Chi Dao's friends?"

Lu Bo: "..."

I am not fat!Just a little strong!

You can call me fat!Never call me ugly!
If you insist on calling me ugly, I will also call you ugly in my heart!
"Ugly!" Lu Bo cursed fiercely in his heart, but the smile on his face did not weaken in the slightest, and he said, "Yes, yes, we are all Chi Dao's best friends, and we are born and died together. Brother, you see we all came with him just now! Young lady, let us go in!"

"That won't work either!" The servant girl said affirmatively: "Wang Guanshi only lets Chi Dao in, so he can only go in Chi Dao, even if Chi Dao's father comes!"

Lu Bo: "..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, usually you can talk about it! Flattering doesn't work, does it? A little girl can't handle it." Zhou Bodong muttered.

"You come." Mu Fengyang suddenly said.

Zhou Bodong glared at Mu Fengyang, then at the maidservant, curled his neck tightly, and never said a word.

"But!" the servant girl raised her head and said, "If each of you can praise me, I will be merciful and find a place for you to sit and rest for a while."

It's better to sit and rest for a while, than to stand here and be embarrassed to death.

Just as Lu Bo was about to agree, he heard Zhou Bodong shout: "Miss sister, you are so pretty!"

Lu Bo: "..."

It turns out that you can also flatter...

"When you smile, your eyes are like crescent moons!" Chen Mo also said hastily.

"Good figure." Mu Fengyang said coldly.

Lu Bo: "..."

What are you doing?I'm the only professional sycophant, okay?What do you all want to do?
Fortunately, Lu Bo is a professional flatterer. Even though Chen Mo and the others snatched so many words, he still has countless words in his stomach. He grabbed his mustache and said proudly: "The bridge of the nose is as high as a mountain, and the lips are dotted with cinnabar. Her eyes are as bright as the moon, her skin is better than snow, her fingers are cut like green onions, her figure is slim, like the beauty of spring, like a fairy in a painting, and the most rare thing is that the young lady is kind-hearted, she will definitely take pity on us poor people!"

Chen Mo: "..."

Zhou Bodong: "..."

Mu Fengyang: "..."

What else could they say or do besides giving Lu Bo a thumbs up?

It is said that people should not be judged by their appearance, and sea water should not be measured. It is so true!

This guy is unattractive, but I didn't expect that there was a bit of ink in his stomach. When the compliment was said, the maid blushed and said in a low voice, "I'm not so good-looking, Wang Guanshi is the real one!" It looks good!"

"Otherwise!" Lu Bo waved his hand, and said proudly: "It is said that radishes and vegetables have their own preferences, and different people have different aesthetic visions. Maybe Wang Guanshi is as beautiful as a fairy in the eyes of others, but in my case, Miss sister, you are the girl of my dreams. Maybe this is just the first time we meet, but do you know the feeling of love at first sight? It’s the kind of feeling that your heart beats when you see you... "

Lu Bo talked more and more vigorously. Originally, the young lady was just asking everyone to praise her. Unexpectedly, this guy actually played a live confession, and turned the girl into a young girl who was full of love. Look at Lu Bo. There is a little difference in the eyes!

"You man! Although you don't look very good and talk nonsense, but you are right, I really can't see your pitiful appearance." A small snort came out of the maid's nose, and said: " Come with me!"

"Brother Chen." Lu Bo slowly approached Chen Mo and said, "For our cause, I sacrificed even my appearance this time! Is there any reward!"

Chen Mo glanced at him, and whispered: "You bastard, what are you sacrificing your appearance? Don't say anything about substantive progress, have you ever hugged someone's waist? Have you kissed someone's mouth? Have you held someone's hand? Do you have little hands?"

Lu Bo shook his head.

"Then where is the hue of your sacrifice?" Chen Mo rolled his eyes and said: "Besides, if you can really meet a little girl, you can hide in the quilt and laugh secretly in the middle of the night! You don't want such a good thing." , look at Zhou Bodong, his eyes are about to fall on the girl's ass!"

Lu Bo turned his head and looked, as expected, Zhou Bodong was staring at the little girl's buttocks!At that time, he was furious, rushed to Zhou Bodong to block his sight, and said, "Don't look!"

"Why don't you watch it? Why don't you watch it!" Zhou Bodong stepped aside and said with a smile, "I want to watch it!"

Lu Bo was in a hurry, after weighing it over and over, he caught up with the little maid, and stood behind the little maid, his body was about to stick to her.

The servant girl felt the movement behind her, her face was flushed, and she whispered: "Be low-key, your friends are still here!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm worried about the sun behind you, so I want to help you block it." Lu Bo quickly explained.

Just kidding, looking at Zhou Bodong's wretched face, you can tell what kind of dick he was before. Lu Bo would never give such a person any chance!

Although I am fat and not handsome, I have a gentle heart!What could be more competitive than mine?
The maid took Chen Mo and the others to the living room, served some pastries and tea, and then said to Lu Bo: "Since you are all friends of Chi Dao, you must know Chi Dao very well. My steward Wang wants to ask something about Chi Dao , you little fat man seems to be able to speak well, just come with me!"

Lu Bo: "..."

Is this excuse too obvious?
(End of this chapter)