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Chapter 4

Alas, in the end I still had to accept the King Kong sect of that strong man, and I also changed from an unknown first transfer student to the still unknown boss of the King Kong sect—Ruo Zhicha.

When I finally arrived at the student union building, I was completely exhausted. My god, my god, I had seen the background of the building just now, but I didn't expect that it would take such a long way to reach the destination!Oh my God, don't torture me like that if you want my life!
"Xiaocha, Xiaocha, we are finally here. We are here. Go in, go in!" Yayoi seemed to be in good spirits, and dragged me straight to the student union building.

As soon as Yayoi pulled me up and knocked on the door, the door swung open, and an arrow rushed out from the inside and stabbed me and Yayoi straight.

I'm dizzy, what kind of pediatric trick is this!I raised my hand and grabbed the arrow and threw it into a stone pillar beside me.Uh...too much force.I hurriedly ran back to try to pull out the arrow, but accidentally, really accidentally... pulled out the arrow handle, but the arrow remained inside.

At this time, a child with a bow and arrow came out from the door. It was indeed a child, about fourteen or fifteen years old, with a cute face but a cold murderous look, as if to kill us. The appearance of a corpse in ten thousand pieces.

Before Yayoi could say the outrageous words, I hurriedly said: "We are newly transferred students. The director asked us to report here first. My name is Ruozhicha, and he is my friend——Yayoi, please give me your advice. .”

The kid said coldly, "Come with me."

This... what kind of child, it feels so eerie, as if someone owed him 500 million.While twitching at the corner of my mouth, I carried Yayoi into this ridiculously large student union building.I remember that the student union of this school seems to have a lot of power. I heard that the basic affairs of the entire college are all managed by this student union.So absolutely absolutely must not offend anyone in this place.Especially Yayoi, a nonsense idiot, if he offends someone again, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive in this academy in the future!
The little ghost kept walking and walking in front for about 10 minutes, and finally stopped in front of a huge, luxurious, high-end and expensive door: "The president is correcting documents inside."

"Thank you^_^." I smiled and knocked on the door with Yayoi in my hand.

Just knocked on the door and said: "Hello, this is the President's Room of the IVNA Level [-] Student Union. If you want to enter the President's Room, you must answer three questions. If you answer all the questions correctly, the door will open automatically. If you don't If all the answers are correct, please go back, thank you for your cooperation."

"Ahhhh, the door has spoken?!" That idiot Yayoi was surprised.I knocked on his head violently: "Okay, what are you talking about, this door is just equipped with a touch sensor. That is just a device, thank you for making so many sci-fi movies."

After I finished speaking, I raised my head and asked, "What's the question, let's ask the three together."

The door was dripping with sweat: "Please listen to the questions. The first question: What is the most powerful weapon in the world. The second question: What is the most classic weapon in the world. The third question: What is the most powerful weapon in the world .”

Just as Yayoi was about to answer, I quickly covered his mouth and replied: "The most powerful weapon in the world is the toilet seat cover, the most classic weapon in the world is the toilet brush, and the most powerful weapon in the world is the toilet plug."

The door paused for a long time, and then said: "The answer is wrong, please re-enter."

Yayoi broke my hand away and said, "The most powerful weapon in the world is the fly swatter, the most classic weapon in the world is also the fly swatter, and the most powerful weapon in the world is the fly swatter!"

"The answer is correct, please enter."

I almost slammed into it when the door answered like that.Damn, what kind of shit question is this, and what kind of shit answer is this, is the fly swatter good? !I do not know how!I think it's still a good flush toilet.I think back then when I was squatting in a toilet on the second floor of my house, a thief broke in from outside at some point.At that time, I put on my pants before I could wipe my butt, grabbed the toilet seat and smashed it out.In the end, of course, the thief was caught and taken to the police station.

Another time when I was traveling, I lived in a simple hotel. There was a toilet brush next to the toilet in the hotel. When I heard someone calling a pervert in the toilet next door, I threw the toilet brush away without thinking.Of course, there was no more sound from there.I heard that the pervert was knocked unconscious, and the woman was frightened unconscious.

The last time was when I was eating mooncakes at my mother-in-law’s house next door. Suddenly, a few robbers broke in from outside and threatened us with shining knives to hand over the money.I said "okay" and walked into the toilet.The gangsters outside also praised us for hiding money well, and such a good place can be imagined.When I came out with the toilet plug (the author explained: it is the thing used to poke the toilet, you can also refer to the thing worn on the head of the rogue rabbit) and they all praised me. I am really a smart child.And then... I just shoved the toilet plug into their faces...

To sum up, I still think things related to flush toilets are more powerful!At least it is much more powerful than that fly swatter.And I don't necessarily think that a fly swatter must look like a fly.My family has what is called a fly swatter that looks like a skillet. (Author: Please don’t mind, Xiaochajia doesn’t have flies, so I seldom use those things. Even if there are, she will kill them with chopsticks and eat them.)
After the door opened, the first thing I saw was neither Gao Rushan's documents nor very advanced electronic equipment, but a young man with a gentle smile on his face.That boy was indeed too conspicuous, it felt like all the light was concentrated on him, and everything around him was submerged in his light...

"Welcome. You are the first ones to come in after answering my question correctly." The guy who was shining all over had a bright smile on his face.

The corner of my mouth twitched and I glanced at Yayoi next to me, and then said softly: "That...he is the one who answered your question." It was definitely not me, it was impossible for me to answer such an idiot question, not only The question is idiotic and the answer is idiotic too!

The boy smiled and said, "Hehe, what can you do for me?"

"Oh. We are students transferred to this academy from today. I am Wakazhicha. He is my friend——Yayoi." I replied.

Then he checked out our information on the computer: "Welcome to Lanluosi No. [-] Men's Noble Academy, I am Min Ye, the president of the student union here. Ruozhicha is in class B of the first year, and Yayoi is in the first year Class G. Enrollment has been completed now. You can go to your own class. As for the dormitory, I will ask the members of the student union to take you there after class."

"Ah!!! Why aren't Xiaocha and I in the same class?! No, no... I want to be in the same class as her T_T!" A certain man cried.

I secretly rejoiced on the sidelines... Phew, fortunately they are not in the same class!
(End of this chapter)