Daming daddy

Chapter 2 The Madman
"Who is this, why are you dressed like this?"

"Yeah, who is this? Why are you lying on the ground? It's so cold. It's not good if you catch a cold."

"Everyone, come and help, lift him up and send him to the hospital. Otherwise, in such cold weather, he will freeze to death here."

……

The noise around him woke Wei Ming up.He opened his eyes in a daze.The sun was too bright, and I couldn't open my eyes a little.It feels like there are many people around me.There were many figures, and they surrounded themselves tightly.

"Where is this?" Wei Ming sat up, patted his aching head, and said.

"Oh, wake up, hey, that's good. It would be too bad to die here. That's all, all right, let's leave." A man who looked like a buddy started to disperse the people around.He glanced at Wei Ming in disgust.My heart said, this guy has been lying here for a long time

, not a single guest.Too bad luck.Or let them all go out quickly.Otherwise, when the boss comes later, he should scold himself again.

"Young man, are you okay?" An elderly man felt trembling when he walked, as if he might fall at any time.But still came to ask kindly.It can be seen from the old man's face that the nutrition of the old man is not good.Maybe it's been a long time since I had a full meal.

"Ah, old man, I'm fine." Wei Ming stood up and patted the dirt on his body.While patting, he also observed the surroundings, and then asked in a low voice: "Old man, is this the Yinchao Jifu? Why does it feel wrong!" In Wei Ming's heart, since the Yinchao Jifu has such a name, then It should be gloomy, the kind that makes people feel like they are going to die or live.It's better to have a few more oil pans, mountains of knives or something, so that it will be more atmospheric.But here the sun is shining brightly, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the underworld!

"Son, are you really okay?" The old man looked at Wei Ming with obvious doubts on his face.

"That's right, young man, this is the yang world and the human world, so how could it be the underworld of the yin dynasty? Are you stupid for sleeping on the ground!" an old lady said very unwillingly.Of course, no matter who asks you if this is the time of the underworld, it will make you feel very unhappy.Why?Isn't that simple?Do I look that much like a ghost?

"No? Didn't I fall from upstairs and die? How is it possible? No, why are you wearing such clothes? Are you going to make a movie? Is this a movie city?" Wei Ming said in shock.He deeply remembered the moment his head hit the ground.Guessing that his brain was smashed into meatloaf, how could he still be alive?The people here are weird. Could it be that the people in the legendary Yin Chao Jifu are like this?Well, it should be like this.

"Oh, it's pitiful, you have become a fool at such a young age, hey, the law of heaven is unfair." Someone sighed.

"Hey, what's the use of being pitiful? Who isn't pitiful? There's no way out of this world. Not to mention that he's going to be driven crazy, we're all going to be too." Someone sighed.While talking, the people had already dispersed, leaving Wei Ming alone in the same place, at a loss for what to do.

"Hey, I said, why don't you leave! Go away, don't affect our business!" The guy who came out to disperse the crowd just now saw that Wei Ming was still there stupidly, and came out angrily to Wei Ming. Ming shouted.Wei Ming was taken aback.I thought the ghost messenger was going to catch him and put him in the frying pan.

"What the hell are you calling here! Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah!" Wei Ming said angrily.When Wei Ming saw this guy, it was as if he had seen those domineering second-generation ancestors in his previous life, such as the son of the county magistrate who robbed him of his own enrollment quota, and he usually spoke like this.It would be strange if Wei Ming could bear it after hearing this stuff.Don't say you are not a ghost, even if you are a ghost, I still have to talk to you.

"You're hindering our business here, do you know that? If you're sensible, get out of here and don't let me get rough with you." The man rolled up his arms and sleeves, and he was about to have a big fight with Wei Ming.Wei Ming saw this posture alone, and the energy in his heart also came up.It is said that the clay figurines still have three parts of earthy nature, brother just died for no reason, and you still come to play with me, I really thought I was afraid of you.Instead of rolling up his sleeves and shaking his arms, he sat down at the door of the store, took out a cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth, took out a lighter, lit it, took a deep breath, and sprayed it on the clerk's face. On his face, he said viciously: "I won't leave here today, what can you do!" While talking, he moved out a bench from the store, sat at the door of the store, swallowed the clouds, and directly sent the store clerk to ignore.

"Oh, my mother! The villain has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, please don't blame me. You can stay here as long as you want, it doesn't matter! If you have anything to do, just call the villain. The villain is always there Waiting." The shop clerk softened all of a sudden, and his calf felt a little twitching.This made Wei Ming feel strange.According to Wei Ming's thinking, his method is already provocative enough. According to the development of the plot, this kid should go berserk and have a big fight with him.I can logically have a fight with this kid who doesn't seem to be very combative, and vent my grievances in my heart.As a result, he directly admitted that he was cowardly, making Wei Ming really feel that his fist hit the cotton.

"Okay, okay, you go down." Although I don't know why he was cowardly, but as the saying goes, don't reach out and hit the smiling face.Although Wei Ming has been contaminated with a lot of bad social atmosphere in the university, he is still very good inside.Moreover, people's attitude of admitting their mistakes is also very sincere, and if the trouble continues, it will really become unreasonable trouble.

"Where is this? Why do people dress like this? They look at me like they're looking at a monkey. What's there to see?" Wei Ming thought about this while looking at himself.I also asked a buddy to get a mirror and take a picture.Although the mirror is a bronze mirror, you can still see your face clearly.However, Wei Ming was still a little strange.Didn't it mean that the Western missionaries brought glass mirrors during the dynasty?Why are you still using bronze mirrors?

Wei Ming carefully observed it from top to bottom, and found nothing abnormal.The upper body is a T-shirt, the lower body is jeans, and the feet are 360-degree sneakers.The hair is a standard round size.There are no stains on the face, why do people look at themselves with such eyes?are you crazy!

After the time spent on a cigarette, the number of people around did not decrease, but increased a lot.The people who left because of the rush of the buddies, are now coming back with friends and companions.Wei Ming understood it, and those who watched the excitement were really not afraid of big things.

"Hey, so who, come here!" The only person Wei Ming can trust now is the shop assistant.On the surface, this guy is still in awe of himself.With this relationship, it is easy to ask some questions.

"What's your order?" The store clerk hurried over.In the past few years, the economy has been depressed, and there are not many people in the store.Guys can't be as busy as they want to be.Besides, even if people are here now, they are probably stuck here to watch the excitement.Who is still interested in the things in the store!If he were to chase Wei Ming now, he would not have the guts.No matter what era it is, offending the rich and powerful will not end well.

"Where is this place?" Wei Ming asked.And put on a cool face.It can be said that he can maintain his high status in the eyes of the guys.

"This is Night Lily!" the store clerk pointed to the plaque and said.Wei Ming looked up, but it wasn't.Why did you say that a place selling rouge and gouache had such an unlucky name?

"I know, I said, isn't this a movie city?" Wei Ming finally asked what he wanted to know.Logically speaking, it's almost noon now, so it's time to send out lunch boxes!

"What, this is Xi'an City." The man said without knowing why.If it wasn't for Wei Ming's identity, he would have asked, "You don't even know where this is, so how did you come here?"

"Then what time is it?" Wei Ming asked in horror.Something seems wrong.

"It's just past time now," said the shop assistant.

"Let me tell you what year it is now." Wei Ming said cautiously.

"In the 47th year of Wanli, it's already a new year." The man said.

"MYGOD." Wei Ming felt like he was going crazy.

(End of this chapter)