Picked up Hongjun Daozu's mobile phone

Chapter 7 The Law of True Fragrance, the First Law of the Three Realms

Chapter 7 The Law of True Fragrance, the First Law of the Three Realms
In universities, the so-called "famous arrest" refers to a certain professor or teacher who is merciless during the final exam and catches as many cheating cheat sheets as possible.Even a few people can be arrested every year. It is very strict, and it is a name arrest.

As for the famous arrester in front of Luo Hou, it is even worse, because in all his classes, if someone is late, leaves early or even skips class, he will be dealt with as a failed class.However, this professor's course is not easy, and if he wants to pass the make-up course, it will be even more difficult.

Fortunately, this is a big class, and there are hundreds of people in the class at once, so he doesn't pay much attention to the discipline issues during class.In his opinion, being able to appear in the classroom, even if he is qualified, he can't ask too much of these students.

Because Luo Hou and five roommates got up late, they came to the classroom at this moment and could only sit in the front row.After all, the back row is the first-class "throne". There, as long as you are not unscrupulous, the teacher will generally not give you any trouble, and you can easily finish every class.

At the beginning, Luo Hou was still listening to the other party's lectures, but the more he got to the end, the more he felt a little boring. He unconsciously took out his "new" mobile phone and opened WeChat silently.

As soon as he opened it, he saw the request in the friend column. Out of curiosity, he clicked on the message there, and then saw "Tianpeng Marshal——Zhu Bajie sent a friend request, requesting to add you as a friend", "Dali Niu The devil sent a friend request and asked to add you as a friend", "The Tathagata Buddha sent a friend request and asked to add you as a friend".

His eyes lit up instantly, it seemed that this thing was much more interesting than listening to lectures, although he still didn't know why these three would take the initiative to add him as friends.

I joined the Three Realms wechat group early yesterday, and got a lot of surprises. I even saw gods and monsters of the Three Realms in the group, but I didn't really add myself as friends.They seem to have made an agreement, except for those saints who directly add friends, yes, they seem to have some authority to add friends directly without any request.

I don't know, is this a bug?
The other people really didn't take the initiative to add him as a friend, so Luo Hou was pleasantly surprised that three of them suddenly came to add him as friends.How can I say that these three are also well-known figures, I wonder if they will give me some gifts?So curious! !
After adding friends, before Luo Hou took the initiative to look through their friends, Zhu Bajie was the first to send a message: "Little uncle, you are polite."

Afterwards, a selfie of bowing was attached. This thing is amazing, it actually took a picture of Zhu Bajie's whole body automatically.And it looks like the other party is currently doing this action.

"??? Second Senior Brother, what do you mean by that??"

Luo Hou expressed a little bewildered, why did the second senior brother ask him to stand up for the junior uncle, could it be that he is so senior?He doesn't seem to realize how unnatural his identity as the so-called Taoist disciple is, nor does he understand the attitude of others towards him.

Zhu Bajie on the other end hastily explained: "Little uncle, don't call me the second senior brother. This kind of seniority is not right. In fact, when I was the Tianhe Tianpeng Marshal, I once worshiped the teacher Taishang Laojun. Since then, on the Based on your seniority, it is natural to call you Little Martial Uncle."

After hearing this, Luo Hou finally understood, but he always felt a little awkward, so he simply said: "Second senior brother, forget it, forget it, don't call me that, I always feel uncomfortable."

"In that case, little senior uncle, don't call me second senior brother, and I don't call you junior senior uncle either. Well, you might as well call me an idiot. When I was learning Buddhist scriptures, senior senior brother often called me that." Zhu Bajie This head also reacted quickly, and said immediately.

When Luo Houru heard this, he immediately felt cordial. With a little thought in his heart, he simply asked: "That idiot, you added me as a friend, but something happened? By the way, you said you were going to fight with the Bull Demon King? Did you fight? Who loses who?" I won."

"But then again, fighting is not a good thing, and your strength"

As if feeling that he was being scorned, Zhu Bajie immediately replied: "My strength is not weaker than that stupid bull, you know that my nine-toothed rake is the best!"

"Senior brother Lao Jun tempered it himself. In terms of rank, it should be a bit stronger than Brother Hou's golden cudgel. But, speaking of idiots, you add me as a friend, why?"

When Luo Hou said this, Zhu Bajie immediately thought of the original intention of adding friends this time, and he quickly edited the apology he had thought about for a long time into the speech column.

"Little Master Uncle, Xiaozhu didn't know your identity yesterday, so I offended you, so I came here to apologize to you. I will also give you some new gifts from Xiaozhu, I hope you can accept it."

Having been in the human world anyway, Zhu Bajie knows very well that an apology in thousands of words may not be as real as a gift.Therefore, he also spent a lot of thought on preparing the gift, and even said that he spent a lot of money, and only hoped that Luo Hou would forgive him.

Luo Hou was a little dazed, after all, he didn't take what happened before.Just about to say, between friends, there is no need for an apology or anything.

But when he saw the sparkling red envelope sent by the other party, it was really tempting, so he decisively clicked on it.Then I received a "gift" reminder in the red envelope, which saved me the trouble of checking, it seemed that there were a lot of things in my so-called package space.

"Received a gift from Marshal Tianpeng-Zhu Bajie: Merit Coin 500W, which has been deposited in Shenxian WeChat change. (The Merit Coin can be used for various consumption)"

"Received a gift from the Marshal of the Canopy - Zhu Bajie: 1 weak water essence. According to legend, the weak water essence only exists in the deepest part of the Tianhe River. It has been condensed into crystals for thousands of years, and condensed into essence for millions of years. It contains the purest essence between heaven and earth. The essence of water can change the body of a mortal and increase the talent of water."

"Received a gift from Marshal Tianpeng-Zhu Bajie: the secret method "36 Transformations of Tiangang"."

"Received a gift from Marshal Tianpeng-Zhu Bajie"

It seems that the other party's apology is very serious. I originally thought that good friends would accept gifts for trivial things, but now it seems that it is really sweet! !
But since he accepted the other party's gift, he also replied to the other party: "OK, idiot, our previous unhappiness will be canceled. Thank you for your gift!!"

It seems that, it seems that the Bull Demon King and Tathagata Buddha also sent friend messages. Could it be that they also came to give me "gifts"? ?
As a good-natured young man in the 21st century, how could he accept gifts from the other party just because of his small status.But Zhu Bajie can send these gifts, and other people should not be bad, and there is also a Buddhist "head" - Tathagata Buddha.

(End of this chapter)

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