Underworld exchange group

Chapter 5 Side Effects

Zhang Fan wondered if he would take the pill, cut off the hair and wash the marrow, reborn, and even fly to the moon in the daytime, just like the longevity medicine that Chang'e stole.

This is not nonsense, the animals in the underworld chat group said that Lingguan is two ranks lower than immortal officials, isn’t a seventh-rank Lingguan equal to a ninth-rank immortal official? The pill, that is the elixir.

Dude is going to be awesome, awesome!
On the way back to the Qin's Building, Zhang Fan was almost overwhelmed. When he arrived at the Qin's Building, he was in a daze. There was no one on the roof. He didn't know the name of the girl who fainted just now. I don't even know where to find it.

But it doesn't matter, that's not the point, even if he didn't buy the medicine, the girl's friend will send her to see a doctor, the point is that he got the elixir pills in his pocket.

Zhang Fan went to the office building instead to get the contract back to the company, but the staff at the front desk told her that the eldest lady was not here, so she might not come back today, and there was no way to sign the contract, so he made a trip for nothing, but this was not the case. The point, the point is to harvest the elixir pill in your pocket.

On the way back to the company, Zhang Fan looked at the small pill in his hand with excitement and apprehension, and put it under his nose, there was a clear and light fragrance, which was refreshing.

A good thing is a good thing!

The fragrance is so strong, but you can only smell it when you get close, which means that the medicinal properties will not evaporate.

The ancestral grave of our old Zhang's family is smoking, green smoke is rising, thanks to the ancestors, this time it can be regarded as prosperous.

Zhang Fan felt like he was dreaming. By chance, he saved the life of the future seventh-rank spiritual official and gave him a pill that could change his future destiny.

His hands trembled slightly, but he held the pill extremely firmly, and stuffed it into his mouth in one gulp.

The pill was sweet and delicious, it melted in the mouth, and with a grunt, he swallowed the pill, it was delicious, so delicious.

As soon as he finished eating, Zhang Fan's excited expression suddenly froze, his eyes became blurred, his head was muddled, his body swayed, and he walked towards the company.

When I arrived at the door of the company, I heard a voice: "Zhang Fan, what's the matter with you, where did you wander off during working hours?" It was Chen Bing, the supervisor of the program department, who was also Zhang Fan's immediate boss, who saw Zhang Fan walking outside. He wobbled back, frowning.

Zhang Fan glanced at him, and snorted coldly with disdain: "None of your business! Take care of yourself, don't use chicken feathers as arrows all day long! Aren't you also a stinky migrant worker? What are you doing?"

"you……"

Chen Bing was stunned. Although Zhang Fan said that he was lazy at work, he was still honest. Why did he become so bold and outrageous, so violent that he dared to choke on his immediate boss, without saving any face.

I saw Zhang Fan walking into the company swaggeringly, his style was even more impressive than that of the chairman.

A slender figure in front of her was walking on kitten steps, her buttocks wrapped in a tight skirt looked more plump and attractive, slap, slapped her hard, and then she heard the girl screaming loudly, she turned her head in astonishment. Look, Zhang Fan is grinning: "He has a good figure, Mr. Ye has touched a lot."

Chen Bing, the director of the program department, was about to have a fit when he was choked by Zhang Fan, but he swallowed his words abruptly when he saw this scene. This guy must have taken the wrong medicine. He even dared to moleste Mr. Ye's mistress. Dare to openly expose her ulterior relationship with Mr. Ye.

He really guessed right, he just took the wrong medicine!
Liu Meili was slapped on the butt, and she heard Zhang Fan revealing her relationship with Mr. Ye, her face flushed with shame, and she fled like the wind, not even caring about dropping the documents on the ground.

Zhang Fan walked back to his seat, saw that the seat diagonally opposite was empty, and asked a fat colleague next to him: "Fat pig, where did Tingting go?"

This fat man is called Ye Xiaoyong. His name sounds like a hunk like a little fresh meat, but he is actually a big fat man weighing more than two hundred catties. Everyone calls him a dead fat pig in private, but he dare not offend people like this on the surface. Ye Xiaoyong He is Mr. Ye's nephew, and I heard that he is the child of a small shareholder of the Qin family. No one dares to offend him, but now, Zhang Fan calls out his nickname so carelessly, just like when Ye Xiaoyong was not present.

A dead fat pig is indeed a bit ugly. Ye Xiaoyong's face turned livid. Many people saw the fat on his body trembling. His posture was like the fat man played by Wang Zicong in Zhou Xingxing's movie Kung Fu who blackmailed him to shave his hair. , The visual effect is bursting.

What exactly happened here!
First he contradicted the supervisor, then he molested the boss's mistress, and now he provokes Ye Xiaoyong, who has a strong family background.

Did Zhang Fan take the wrong medicine, completely insane?

Another girl with gentle eyes said hurriedly: "Song Tingting is not feeling well, she asked for leave and went home to rest." She was afraid that Zhang Fan would quarrel with Ye Xiaoyong and come out to be a peacemaker.

But she never thought that this fire would burn on her body, it was like setting herself on fire.

"Oh, it's uncomfortable. Let me tell you, classmate Shu Ya, do you like our Zhang Wei? Isn't it just that office romances are banned? You don't even need love for a job. Zhang Wei said, as long as If you are willing to date him, he can give up this job, you are not too young, don't delay any longer, you will have children in the future, okay, in a word!"

I go!

Shocked again, everyone no longer knew what expressions to make, each of them could stuff an egg into their mouths.

Zhang Wei blushed when he heard the words, and quickly stopped the nonsense Zhang Fan: "Zhang Fan, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Zhang Fan said: "I'm talking nonsense, where am I talking nonsense, you said these things to me yourself, isn't it just a job, it makes you feel aggrieved." Pointing to Zhang Wei, he said to Liu Shuya: "This guy I have liked you for two years, and I have liked you since you joined the company. Everyone can see how he treats you. He will do the work for you when you are tired, and deliver medicine for you when you are sick. Brown sugar water, he didn't treat your mother well..."

Liu Shuya stood up like a frightened deer, her pink face was flushed red, even the roots of her ears were red, and she hurried out of the office, fleeing in despair.

"Shu Ya!" Zhang Wei glared at Zhang Fan fiercely, and hurried to catch up with the goddess in his heart.

This is really awesome, when everyone saw Zhang Fan looking at them, they hurriedly lowered their heads, for fear that he would reveal something serious about themselves.At this time, Zhang Fan seemed to be the leader of the group, as if he wanted to give advice.

"Xiao Chen, posting invoices every day, whether you are tired or not, it doesn't matter if it's one yuan or two yuan, it's almost enough, just make up the difference with a big one, what's more serious."

Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, and thought, yes, so many people have to post one or two pieces, so why not just take a big one?

"Xiao Zhao, don't stay up all night writing programs, you can't make enough money, and that little bonus is not enough to cure your cervical spondylosis in the future."

Xiao Zhao was also taken aback when he heard this. His work is the most outstanding in the department. It's not that he is so talented, but that he works ten times and a hundred times harder than others. He has stayed up late for many years and suffered from cervical spine problems.Not only is it painful, but it costs a few hundred dollars to go to see a doctor. Now after hearing Zhang Fan's words, I feel suddenly awakened.

"Brother Li, last time I saw you and Wu at the Shangri-La Hotel..."

Li Hao shouted in a hurry: "Enough, what are you talking about..."

"No, I really saw you and Wu..."

At this time, a voice came from the manager's office: "What's the noise?" The door was pulled open, and Wu Xia came out of the office angrily, with her eyes wide open, as if she wanted to eat people.

"Manager Wu!"

Li Hao said: "Manager Wu, this kid Zhang Fan is crazy, talking nonsense, making the office go crazy, and he can't work normally."

Everyone frowned when they heard this. Zhang Fan spoke without any scruples, but it was definitely not nonsense. On the contrary, it was very reasonable.

Li Hao is suspected of slander by saying this.

When Wu Xia heard that it was okay, she fixed her eyes on Zhang Fan. In his eyes, Zhang Fan was the most honest, with the least background, and the best to be dispatched. Why did she suddenly go crazy today? "Zhang Fan, come in with me."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Manager Wu stepping out. No matter how aggressive and crazy this kid is, he won't be able to confront Manager Wu.

"Come into your sister!" Zhang Fan lifted his chin, and slapped the document in Wu Xia's arms, just like she slapped the document in Zhang Fan's arms today, and said with a sneer, "The work of delivering the documents I didn’t do it, I’m a programmer, remember? Remember, get out!”

There was no sound in the office again.

Chen Bing, the head of the department, said he was convinced. He also disliked Mrs. Wu, but he never dared to say no to Mrs. Wu. Becoming a Super Saiyan, Naruto lifted the seal, people block and kill people, Buddha block and kill Buddha, invincible!

(End of this chapter)