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Chapter 1092 Cat Shit Coffee

Chapter 1092 Cat Shit Coffee
The palace is old, inheriting the characteristics of the ancient buildings, and the biggest problem is that all the palaces inside are still under construction. The Palace of the Six Transformations of the Heavens and Nine Transformations?"

Zhang Fan has reason to believe that this is the place where he will learn to learn six of the nine transformations of the sky in the future, but because of the sudden outbreak of war, the construction here has stopped.

For a powerful sky-level spell like the Nine Changes of the Heavens, some special methods must be adopted if it is to be handed down. The altar in the palace is indeed a secret spell.

Ruoyi followed up and said, "You are so strange, you suddenly left while talking."

Zhang Fan smiled wryly: "You think of me as a bad person, and you are worried that I will do something to you, so I have to leave quickly. If your animal nature breaks out and kills me, wouldn't I be wronged?"

Ruoyi stared at her beautiful eyes, and said angrily: "Since you are not an adulterer, who is interested in killing you, besides, with your cultivation level, I can't kill you."

When Zhang Fanjing said this, her eyes lit up: "Ah, yes. I almost forgot that you are not my opponent, so if I do something to you, you won't be able to kill me."

"When the time comes, I'll pat my butt and leave."

Ruoyi blushed slightly: "Rogue!"

Taking advantage of Zhang Fan's inattention, he stomped on Zhang Fan's butt secretly. Not to mention, Zhang Fan's thoughts were all on the palace at the far end at this time, and he didn't expect that Ruoyi would avenge his kindness, so he flew out. , there happened to be a stream in front of it, and it fell down with a plop.

"Hehe..." Seeing Zhang Fan's miserable state, Ruoyi couldn't stand up straight with a smile.

"puff!"

The first thing Zhang Fan did when he emerged from the stream was the gibberish flowers and Ruoyi's face was filled with water, and the girls were drowned on the spot, and their smiles stopped abruptly, and some only had angry faces: "Asshole! "

I didn't expect to spray her so badly, Zhang Fan had a bad sense, so he ran away.

"I kill you!"

Zhang Fan was much faster than her, seeing that he couldn't catch up, Ruoyi stopped chasing, and said flatly, "Hey, you just left like this, do you still want to get my body?"

What she said was enough to make any man stop, even knowing that it was a pit, he had to jump.

Zhang Fan couldn't believe it: "What did you say?"

Zoyi said, "I said, do you want my body?"

"Will you give it?"

"Do you want it?"

I'm going, this is testing the willpower of Emperor Zhang Daming.Ruoyi slowly walked towards Zhang Fan along the flowers, and there were butterflies flying around. He was like a flower fairy: "I thought about it, you saved my life, and you saved my life. If you covet my body, I will just give it to you, as a repayment for your life-saving grace."

Zhang Fanming knew it was a pit, but he couldn't move his feet.

"After a one-night relationship, how comfortable it is for you to pat your butt and leave."

Zhang Fan scratched his head, this girl is simply a goblin who eats people without spitting out bones, his heart beat faster when he said that.

"It's not so good in broad daylight, why don't we talk about it at night." This guy still maintained a little rationality.

"Isn't it better during the day?" Ruoyi said lightly.

"Yes, but if someone comes here in the wilderness here, it would be good if people bump into it?" Zhang Fan is still very conservative.

"Isn't it more exciting to be seen by others?"

Ruoyi, Ruoyi, I didn't expect you to be such a Ruoyi, to let go so easily.The words have already reached this point, if Zhang Fan is too reserved, it will hurt the girl's heart too much.

"Sister, you really..."

This guy smiled obscenely, and looked at Ruoyi's body even more unscrupulously. Ruoyi was tall and tall, just over 1.7 meters, with two long legs that walked lightly, pleasing to the eye, comparable to a supermodel, she put her hands behind her, intentionally She raised her chest high, but God knows, the palm behind her contained a super-large water spell.

The girl is making a big move!

"go to hell!"

The water spells rushed towards Zhang Fan like a tsunami, and it was nothing more than flooding Jinshan. It can be seen that the girl has a strong desire for revenge, or that Zhang Fan's own hatred has an added effect.

"Playing with this fairy, you are still very young."

But, but... When the water ran out, there was no shadow of Zhang Fan, he had already appeared at the far end, waving his hands brazenly and walking towards the depths of the valley, Ruoyi stomped his feet angrily, and hurried after him.

When he reached the depths of the valley, Zhang Fan was blocked by a layer of light film. He frowned slightly. This should be a big formation to prevent people from breaking into the valley and prying into the secret of Jiantian Jiuchang.

"Huh? This seems to be the Heavenly Court's Nine Changes Formation." Ruoyi hurried over, but seeing Zhang Fan blocked by the formation, he also said with a serious face.

Jiantian Nine Changes is right in front of him, Zhang Fan has no reason to let go, he said: "You know it, do you know how to break it?"

Ruoyi's eyes widened: "You idiot, no one can break the formation of Jiantian Nine Transformations, even the leaders can't break it, unless you find the person who set up the formation, it is impossible to enter the valley, this valley is extremely It may be the forbidden area of ​​heaven."

Forbidden place?Hearing these two words, Zhang Fan was a little excited, and he took out his mobile phone to shoot the Nine Transformations of Jiantian, which was shrouded in the ancient outer world.

"Hey, what are you, what magic weapon, it looks quite interesting."

After filming the entire formation, Zhang Fan waved his hand again, and a computer appeared on the grass out of thin air, and it also matched the tables and chairs. These tables and chairs were designed by Italian designer Fabriolan, full of With a sense of sophistication and design, Zhang Fan sat down, and then transferred the large array collected by the mobile phone to the computer, and then opened the array deciphering program that he had spent a lot of painstakingly designing in the ancient gate.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Seeing Zhang Fan's hands typing on the keyboard quickly, like dancing, and characters appearing on the screen quickly, Ruoyi became a curious baby.

"I told you, but you don't understand either." Regarding computers, he didn't even know how to explain them to an ancient man.

"Cut, what's so amazing."

Zhang Fan was dual-purpose, while using programming, he asked: "By the way, Fairy Ruoyi, why did Jiuyou want to start a war with Heavenly Court? Isn't it a fellow teacher?"

"You are so transparent, why do you care so much?" In order to retaliate against what Zhang Fan said just now and you didn't understand, Fairy Ruoyi also slapped him hard: "It's okay to tell you, but I'm not the only one." You, every mountain, every sect, and every cave that belongs to the teachings have launched an attack on the heaven."

"As for the reason?" Fairy Ruoyi fell into deep thought, "The leader of Chanjiao disappeared, the Heavenly Emperor and the Underworld Emperor fell, and the Heavenly Court offended the little sage of the Confucian Academy."

Zhang Fan was stunned: "Is this the so-called reason?"

This sounds more like Chanjiao was fragmented by foreign enemies, and then the remaining vulnerable groups were forced to kill each other under external pressure. Of course, there is a big reason for this, and all careerists in Chanjiao also took the opportunity to rise to power.

Interpretation of teaching is the largest teaching among the five teachings, and there are countless strong people in the teaching, how could it be reduced to this point?
"Well, it's your turn, what are you doing?"

Zhang Fan said casually: "I'm breaking the formation..."

Fairy Ruoyi frowned: "Break the formation?"

"Don't put gold on your face. The only one who can break this formation in the Chanjiao is the leader of the district. All right, put your things away, let's take a detour."

At this time, Zhang Fan pressed the last Enter key, and the screen changed, and a green reading bar appeared, showing 1%, and when the 100% was completed, it was time for the array to break.

For a general large formation, as long as you input the formation method, you can get the method of breaking the formation and the location of the formation's eyes, but the nine transformations of Jiantian are too complicated, this time may be a bit long, it may take more than ten minutes.

There is also a coffee machine on his desk. He had already used his intelligence to boil it just now. At this moment, there was a beep. He got up and took it out, took a sip, "It tastes really good!"

Ruoyi smelled the strong aroma of coffee and said, "You still plan to stay here."

Zhang Fan turned his head and glanced at the screen. It was already 3%, "It shouldn't take long."

As a modern person, he is still very hospitable, especially when he saw Fairy Ruoyi couldn't help swallowing, he made her a cup very generously, "What does it taste like, it's a bit bitter."

"what is this?"

Zhang Fan said, "Cat poop coffee!"

"It's a kind of feces pulled by cats..."

"Pfft!" Fairy Ruoyi's pretty face turned blue, "You tricked me into eating shit!"

(End of this chapter)

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