pretend to be a boss

Chapter 36 The Strongest Smuggler in Human History

Dongran now believes that Second Miss really has a morbid possessive desire for Big Brother Tang.

I was inexplicably unhappy in my heart, but I didn't dare to show it on my face.

"Okay, step back if you have nothing to do, and report to me when you have news about him." Li Xiaoyu resumed his initial indifferent expression, appearing a little indifferent.

Dongran nodded and prepared to leave.

"Wait." Li Xiaoyu suddenly stopped Dongran.

"He pulled you to build a team? Haven't the other team members been recruited yet?"

"No."

"So you borrowed your military status?"

"Yes."

Li Xiaoyu frowned.

If you don't find all six people, how can you participate in the hunting event?Or is it that he doesn't intend to participate?

"Do all team members use code names?" Li Xiaoyu asked.

Dongran's face suddenly turned red again, thinking of that shameful code name.

I hope the second lady will not ask what the code name is.

"What's his code name?"

"Tang Wudi."

Li Xiaoyu smiled. After so many years, Tang Xian's ability to name is still so bad.

At that time, some people in the class were given nicknames by Tang Xian. The characteristic of these nicknames was straightforward. I am afraid that after a few years, a group of people may not be able to remember the real names of their former classmates when they recalled the past, but those nicknames given by Tang Xian Nickname, but I can definitely remember it.

"What about yours?" Li Xiaoyu asked casually.

"Tang... Tang is fierce." Dongran felt his cheeks burn.

Li Xiaoyu stopped smiling.He took a serious look at Dongran.

"Go back."

Dongran walked out of the study.

Li Xiaoyu turned around, sat on the chair again, found a book and began to read, just like before.

But she didn't look at it for too long, and she had distracting thoughts. A few minutes later, she called the Chinese Academy of Sciences, which studies ancient plants on the fourth floor.

After all, it was Tang Xian's classmate, and Li Xiaoyu also knew the trade route.

When Shang Lu received a call from Li Xiaoyu, he was a little nervous. The brain circuit of this female evil star is very strange. I am afraid that no one can forget what he did in school that year when he was a classmate.

"Miss Li, what's the matter?"

"I want a carload of papaya, grapefruit, and kiwi recently."

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Mining area.

Bone Mountains.

The White Bone Mountain Range is located to the north of the Sea of ​​Trees, relatively close to the Sea of ​​Trees. In Tang Xian's memory, there are actually quite a lot of information about the White Bone Mountain Range that can be found.

This place sounds scary, but it's actually just a blue area.

The most troublesome creature is the elite boss, the night vulture.

As a highland, there are many caves, and it is very close to the sea of ​​trees. This is a large bird habitat.

Tang Xian and his party were sitting in Tang Crunch's house at the moment, in a dry and cool cave, eating the wings of cat-eared bats.

Tang Xiaojiu's mouth was full of oil, and the sides of the bowl were full of bones.

"Crackling, your neighbor turns out to be so delicious."

"Delicious, delicious." Tang Crunch, as a bird, has now become Tang Xiaojiu's repeater.

The birds in the entire Bone Mountain Range were actually trembling. Although Tang Xiaojiu did not show the strength of a catastrophe-level boss, he was already close to the level of a natural disaster-level ordinary creature.

A little girl who looked like a human swallowed up a cave of cat-eared bats with one mouthful of fire. The news quickly spread in the Bone Mountains where the birds gathered.

Tang Crunch even occasionally heard other birds cuing him to leave.

It proudly puffed up its chest and flew onto Tang Xiaojiu's shoulder, even though it was terrified by Tang Xiaojiu's outburst of anger not long ago.

With powerful force, naturally no need to use his brain anymore, Tang Xian was happy and relaxed, and became a full-time cook.

But he has to plan for the following things.

"Tang Crunch. In this world, you are just a powerless bird after all. Why don't you follow me and Xiao Jiu to live in the sea of ​​trees?"

Tang Crunchy's head was tilted, and the bird's eyes blinked, thinking about Tang Xian's words.

Tang Xian continued:

"If you don't want to follow me, I'll help you plant the firefly mushrooms in two days, but you have to think about it first. If the cat-eared bats drive away so many birds in the White Bone Mountains, other birds will not bully them. Do you? Let me count for you. The birds that make good friends with cat-eared bats include night vultures, stone bag birds, sharp-billed flying squirrels, and electric leaf birds..."

Tang Xian mentioned a dozen kinds of birds in one breath. In fact, most of them hate bloodthirsty creatures like cat-eared bats, but Tang Crunch didn't know.

On the one hand, he is said to be the enemy of the entire bird clan, on the other hand, there are powerful foxes and humans who can cook delicious food. Although Tang Crunch is stupid, he knows how to choose.

"Follow you, follow you." Nodding faster than a woodpecker.

Tang Xian nodded, the Mozu was done, and it was time to go back to the sea of ​​trees after tidying up.

"After eating, I'm going to go back to the sea of ​​trees."

"Brother Tang Xian, cats, cats and birds have been eaten up, can they grow back if planted in the ground?"

Breeding cat-eared bats was not in Tang Xian's plan, so Tang Xian planned to stop Tang Xiaojiu from thinking about cat-eared bat meat.

Cat-eared bats are naturally not bats, Tang Xian said:

"It's enough to eat this once in a while. If you eat too much, not to mention the accumulation of toxins, it will also cause recurrent nausea. Do you know what nausea is?"

Tang Xiaojiu looked at Tang Xian in a daze, and shook his little head.

"Nause is when you see other delicious food in the future, you won't be hungry, you can't eat it, and you will feel very uncomfortable. You will get bored when you see food. You may even spit out the food you ate before."

"what!"

Tang Xiaojiu opened his eyes wide, and the bird's wing in his hand fell to the ground.

There are still foods in this world that make people not want to eat?Is this food too bad?

Tang Xiaojiu showed a scared expression, feeling that Hu Sheng suddenly became extremely sinister.

"Brother Tang Xian, will eating fish make you sick to your stomach?"

"That's not true. Fishermen on the seashore in ancient times could eat fish for a lifetime. The fish is nourishing, rich in protein, supplementing collagen, and making the skin better. As long as you cook more, you won't get bored of eating it."

"Then let's eat fish." With a new pursuit, Tang Xiaojiu felt that she was revived with blood.

Tang Xian smiled, and returned to the sea of ​​trees with Tang Xiaojiu and Tang Crunch, who had officially joined.

In the sea of ​​trees at dusk, looking to the west from a distance, you can see the sunset with only a crack left, while the crescent moon hangs in the night sky on the other side.

The sun and the moon were in the same sky, Tang Xian sat in the cabin, looking into the distance leisurely.

Tang Xiaojiu and Tang Guzhi went fishing for him.

When he was free, he began to think about the reconstruction of the land of Shuhai.

There must be a vegetable garden.

There must be an acre of small ponds.Specially raise some fish with fresh and tender meat such as dragon stickleback.

In fact, the small wooden house on Baishou wood can be expanded and reinforced, mainly to cope with the weather such as heavy rain.

You have to bring some books, and your life will probably be complete.

But for now, I still have to return to the pyramid later.

Tang Xian's nose moved, knowing that Tang Xiaojiu and Tang Crunchy had already caught fish in the distance.

Cooking is a happy thing, and he will not refuse it.

Tang Xian looked at the portable teleportation crack in his hand, rubbed his chin and thought.

"As soon as I leave the mining area, Tang Xiaojiu will have to stay here alone for ten hours. If something happens to the pyramid, there may be a delay."

Some trouble.

Although this little girl already has the strength to approach natural disaster grade creatures, she is too kind and innocent by nature.

Tang Xian was worried. After staying with a stupid child like Tang Xiaojiu for a long time, he became more and more able to understand the original intention of being watched by his parents no matter what he did when he was young.

Although I was a child, I was much more sensible than children of the same age.

Tang Xiaojiu came back with a look of excitement.

"Brother Tang Xian, Crunchy and I caught a lot of fish. Little Doudou can't even fit in it."

"It seems that we need to mend the fish basket."

Seeing Tang Xiaojiu's happy face, Tang Xian also felt happy.

A decision was made immediately.

"After I finish eating the fish, I will leave here. Stay here, Tang Crunchy, and take care of it. Before I come back with Xiaojiu, you are near the wooden house, don't run around."

After finishing speaking, Tang Xian took out a nine-leaf dual-phase orchid from the prop bag and placed it by the side of the wooden house.

Tang Quzhi didn't understand what Tang Xian meant, and said, "Take me, take me."

"Where I am going, there are many human beings there, and the favorite thing to eat is talking birds."

"Don't take me, don't take me."

Tang Xian nodded and started cooking the fish meal.

There were enough fish, so a lot of fish meat was shaved off, and a pot of fish head soup was specially made with fish heads.

The taste of delicious fish head soup can be spread far and wide, especially at night like this, it can attract many creatures.

But Tang Xiaojiu has the aura of a nine-tailed demon fox after all, which is enough to deter all creatures in an area like the sea of ​​trees.

He was there too, so naturally he wasn't worried that Tang Xiaojiu would be cheated away.

After drinking the whole pot of fish soup, Tang Xiaojiu patted his stomach happily, burped, and said:

"Brother Tang Xian, where are we going to wait? Are we going to eat delicious food?"

"It's to do some preparatory work."

"What are you preparing for?"

"Let you have delicious food every day."

"Is there delicious food every day? Then let's go now!" Tang Xiaojiu was refreshed.

Tang Xian smiled, opened the portable teleportation crack, and recorded the current coordinates

The portable teleportation rift consumes one bar of mineral energy every time a person passes through it. Tang Xian's one is relatively cheap and only has four bars of electricity at most.

Only one round trip between him and Tang Xiaojiu is supported.

Looking at the door-like thing that suddenly appeared, Tang Xiaojiu was a little scared, but being held by Tang Xian made her feel more at ease.

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Tang Xian has always been a good citizen who abides by the law.

So he was a little nervous when he was doing something illegal and criminal for the first time.

He was not the first to bring mining creatures into the human world.

Humans will also hunt and kill some normal creatures that were common in ancient times in mining areas.But it has to go through complex tests such as quarantine inspection, risk rating, bloodthirsty rating, etc. from the regular green zone.

Since most of the advanced equipment will fail in the mining area, a blood test is required first, and then the blood is protected with an armed mine container with a very high defense level, and sent to the pyramid. It takes about a week or so to get the blood test report, and then the Chinese Academy of Sciences The biological department of the side provides an evaluation report of the animal's habits.

This process is very troublesome.

But this is for the safety of all mankind, Tang Xian can understand.

Anyone who does not follow this process will be regarded as a crime of smuggling and sentenced, which is an extremely serious crime nowadays.

Tang Xian couldn't care less about these things. In a real sense, it was the first time he broke the law.

Tang Xiaojiu is too special, for him, human beings must not know this.

But leaving Tang Xiaojiu in the sea of ​​trees, he was a little worried.

There are actually many smugglers, whether they are smuggling live or dead things.

Tang Xian's smuggling was a little different. He was the first person in history to smuggle catastrophe-level creatures.There is no one before, and there will probably be no one in the future.

Although this snack is still relatively weak, the reality outside the mining area, the damage and threat she can cause far exceeds that in the mining area.

After all, humans in reality do not have superpowers.

Over the past two days, Tang Xian observed that Tang Xiaojiu didn't see any beastliness, only the innocence and gluttony of a child.

And Tang Xiaojiu listened to her very well.

Tang Xian also had an inexplicable closeness to Tang Xiaojiu, and he became more and more convinced that this girl saved him.In the first seven days, when I almost died due to the mysterious rules.

"Your stomach is already plump from eating today, just stay in this room to rest, and tomorrow I will make you something more delicious than fish soup."

"Ah... there is something more delicious than fish soup, Brother Tang Xian, don't wait until tomorrow."

"Okay, go to sleep, you go to bed."

After settling down with Tang Xiaojiu, Tang Xian was ready to go out and make a phone call.

There are a lot of people to contact, and I need some vegetable seeds on the trade road.

Dongran also had to ask about the progress of the dance practice.

Furthermore, he had to trouble an old classmate again today.

When he came to the phone booth, Tang Xian frowned.

He was not sure if calling this number now would cause trouble to the owner of the number.Especially after six years, Tang Xian is not sure whether the other party still misses the old schoolmate friendship.

After all, this person is different from an academic madman like Shanglu.

A person who spends six years in peace, and a person who is wanted for six years, the personality changes are completely different.

Tang Xian still dialed the number.

In about ten seconds, the call went through.

"Who are you looking for?" The voice on the other end of the phone was low and hoarse.

Deliberately lowering his voice, Tang Xian smiled.It was the person he was looking for.

"It's me, Tang Xian."

There was nearly ten seconds of silence before a trembling voice sounded from the other end of the phone:

"Tsk tsk, I haven't contacted you for six years, and you suddenly called on the phone at night. How the hell are you still so virtuous after so many years? What is my situation now, and you don't know it? Tang Xian, the dog day. I'm on a horse." Thought you were dead."

Yu Xiaozhe cursed, feeling very excited.She absolutely did not expect that on such an unusual night, she would receive a call from her old friend.Most of the friends from those years have already drawn a clear relationship with themselves.Of course, they still don't know their contact information.

"If you have something to talk about, I have a lot of thieves now. You'd better talk about important things. If you want to catch up with me, get out of here, and don't contact me if you don't want to be arrested!"

Tang Xian didn't know why that shy boy became like this back then, but he could understand.

In the past six years, as one of the most wanted criminals in China with the highest bounty, it is naturally impossible to maintain a youthful heart.

Just across the phone, he could also feel some emotions in Yu Xiaozhe's words.

"The shy boy who could draw two kinds of currency with his left and right hands at the same time, now he speaks outrageously. I don't know how you have lived these years. I have heard some things about you. I don't want to talk about the past, but I must Please, I want to get a fake ID card for a child, just under the age of six. The name is Tang Xiaojiu. Girl."

With a name like Yu Xiaozhe, who is not fierce, but now has the tone of a low-level veteran, Tang Xian is not unable to imagine the experience, but he is also moved by it.

Time has changed this man a lot, but it hasn't changed the softest part of his memory.

"Tang Xiaojiu, six years old? Okay, you're capable. This is the year you graduated and you got someone else's stomach big? It's such a big deal. We had such a good relationship at the time. You didn't tell me? You didn't even get married? Tell me? You dog day is really a bastard, three days, I need three days, and I will leave it to you in the mine."

Scolding is scolding, but old friends still have to help.After all, having been with Tang Xian for six years, Yu Xiaozhe had never seen Tang Xian ask for help.

It's just that he didn't expect Tang Xian to be so mixed up that his daughter couldn't get a household registration.

Yu Xiaozhe obviously misunderstood something.Tang Xian thinks about it too.After all, my parents have disappeared for many years, so I can't suddenly have a younger sister.

"Who is the child's mother? It can't be that lunatic Li Xiaoyu, right? That girl was only 12 years old?"

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