pretend to be a boss

Chapter 264 Young Tang is very fleshy

The battle between the two tanks is long, but the bastard takes even longer to eat.

The food in Tang Xian's prop bag was enough for two or three days, and Lei Xiao's stomach was not much different from a human's.

After wolfing down for a while, although he didn't become a slow eater, the bastard kept eating.

He would look at Tang Xian from time to time, as if he was afraid that Tang Xian would take the food back.

Tang Xian, who has always been good at analysis, said generously:

"I still have a lot of food in my camp. If you are willing to come with me, I will share some of it with you. We don't know each other, do we?"

The bastard paused, then began chewing his food again and again.

After all, Bai Mansheng had read a lot of books in the human world, and she felt that Tang Xian's face in front of her was so similar to a strange sorghum who used candy to abduct little loli.

And why is this scene so familiar?
She remembered the scene when she met Tang Xian and was fooled by him together with Qing Jiuyu, her face was ashen, and she thought that this person... is really good at matching his preferences.

Tang Xian tried to get closer, and the bastard immediately used his hands to help each other with the prop bag, and stared at Tang Xian with wide eyes.

Tang Xian immediately waved his hand and said:

"You are a boss-type creature. Since I can hear your voice, you must understand what I say."

"Exhausting energy will make you hungry. You saw the battle just now. Here, look again. You and I don't have any scars on the whole body. If you continue to fight, you can only start a little exercise, but if you want to keep fit , this method is very uncivilized, isn't it?"

While talking, Tang Xian showed his intact body to the monster in front of him.

The bastard let out a sharp howl. Although Tang Xian couldn't understand this simple warning roar, he understood the meaning.

He said:
"I have no malicious intentions. Think about it carefully, you were the one who launched the attack first, right?"

Tang Xian took another step forward, seeing that the monster didn't retreat, he continued:

"A lot of gibbons ran out. I thought something might have happened here, so I came to take a look. But don't worry, I'm not a bad person. Look at that snake over there, maybe she can't kill it. You, but she wants to trap you, it's just a matter of breathing, you should be able to feel the strength gap between you and her, right?"

Tang Xian pointed to himself again, and said:
"But she didn't kill her, right? Now that you have come to your senses and your anger has subsided, you should understand that I am not your enemy."

For a moment, Bai Mansheng didn't know what expression to make.

Seeing Tang Xian flirting with this unknown monster, she always felt that she was helping the abduction and trafficking of children.

Although it is very strange, although the ghost-like creature in front of him has nothing to do with children, but Bai Mansheng feels that under the appearance of the ghost, it is actually just a child.

Tang Xian didn't care so much, he decided that this strange creature was a treasure. Since everyone had the same enemy, it might not be impossible to have the same stand.

All he could think about was how to fool the new employees.

We still have to start with food, Tang Xian thought, and had a plan.

Hunger determines the lower limit of food intake, and the delicacy of food determines the upper limit of food intake.

The role of food is only to fill the stomach, but the role of food can be much more.

Tang Xianxin said that it's okay for you to be unreasonable, but there is no foodie in this world that I can't handle.

"Actually, I left in a hurry, and I left some dog meat. I also hunted a lot of mountain beasts along the way to the west. Their meat is very good, and the taste is very similar to mutton. Although it is not tender enough to bite, it is soft. It's as sensual as it is pleasing.

The most important thing is that the smell of mutton is not heavy.It is good to eat baked or steamed.

Especially for the leg meat, no oil is used for roasting.The fat of the meat itself is enough to give the food its color, on top of the roasted, crispy and greasy meat.Sprinkle cumin powder, chili powder, sesame powder, perilla powder, five-spice powder and dried onion powder. Although it is not a definite delicacy, it tastes good and will not be boring after two bites. "

There was no need to care whether the monster could understand or not. Tang Xian was sure that as long as he kept talking about food, the monster would definitely have an appetite.

Just like many food articles in ancient times, in fact, people today can’t understand them at all. Not to mention that people today only eat nutritious meals. Even people in ancient times can get hungry just by listening to the names of the dishes. Let's talk about the details such as the method and materials, which will make people's index fingers even more exciting.

Therefore, living beings have the same truth about eating as they do about sex. You don't need to understand it, as long as you talk about it, you can experience the temptation.

The bastard was undoubtedly tempted. He was simple-minded, swallowed, and made a gurgling sound in his throat.

Isn't the food in front of you delicious?Of course it is delicious, but there are more delicious food waiting for him, so he feels that it is not enough.

It's just that he was still wary looking at Tang Xian.

Tang Xian didn't care whether the bastards were vigilant or not, he began to come in turns, starting with Sichuan cuisine, and told the details of the most appetizing dishes one by one.

Then came Shandong cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Su cuisine, Fujian cuisine, etc. After talking about the eight major cuisines, it was not enough. Start talking about cooking methods such as boiling, stewing, potting, etc.

Bai Mansheng turned his head sideways, unconsciously feeling a little hungry.

This lecture lasted for more than ten minutes, and Tang Xian was not afraid of thirst, so he talked non-stop.The crackling mouth is like a machine gun, and the contents of the brain are poured into the bastard's brain, regardless of whether he understands or not.

The amount of knowledge during the period surprised Bai Mansheng. How much time did this person spend on researching food?
Who can stand this?
Every time Tang Xian spoke, he took a step forward.The bastards did not resist.

The next scene made Bai Mansheng have to admire Tang Xian's speech ability like a pyramid scheme leader.

Tang Xian's hand patted the bastard's shoulder lightly, obviously without any strength.

"Well, on our side, as long as we have done this action, it means we are good friends."

Tang Xian said and patted again.

Bai Mansheng did not forget that not long ago, Tang Xian was beaten violently by the other party. The intensity of the fight between the two had a taste of philosophy.

But now it seemed that after the bastard's anger subsided, Tang Xian's friendly and bewitching remarks followed, and the bastard had become much more docile.

He still didn't speak. There was not much food left, but he was still not full.

Tang Xian knew that interests were just interests, and to have the same interests, one had to talk about something more reliable than interests.

Tang Xian looked serious and said:

"The Court of Ten Thousand Beasts has already sent several presiding judges to kill me. Another time, they sent an assassin group composed of Shi Ling and Lei Xiao. Although they didn't specifically deal with me, they also encountered it.

To tell you the truth, even my most powerful partner can't do anything about this kind of swift and violent creature. This time, I am heading northwest to deal with the Court of Ten Thousand Beasts and Lei Xiao. "

The data in his eyes showed that the monster's aversions were the Court of Beasts and Lei Xiao.

And Tang Xian could smell the strong smell of Lei Xiao from this monster, as well as the scents of many creatures he knew and unknown.

Among them, Lei Xiao's smell occupies the main part, and the size of the young Lei Xiao is actually similar to the monster in front of him.

Tang Xian still doesn't know what's going on, it's just that the courts of this world are not inferior to the darkness of the human world.

He had already thought of a very sinister possibility.

Tang Xian's tone became softer, and he said:

"The fight just now, we were even, and there was nothing anyone could do about it. You don't owe me, I don't owe you. I want to make friends with you now, and I want to take you out of here. Please go and eat well." It's okay to eat, right?"

The foreshadowing is basically in place, and Tang Xian's inferences in his heart are basically confirmed.

This is a species that cannot be recognized by the mysterious power in its own body. It may be a hybrid under various weird experiments conducted by the Court of Beasts.

And the main body of this monster should be Lei Xiao.In other words, he was originally a Lei Xiao.

Tang Xian seldom guessed wrong, so he asked:

"My name is Tang Xian. I am a hunter who specializes in fighting courts. How about you?"

The bastard blinked, and Tang Xian was shocked by what happened next.

The black scales faded, and the ghost horns on his head also slowly disappeared. In a few seconds, what appeared in front of Tang Xian was no longer the monster with which he fought to the death, but a thin boy Son.

It looks several years younger than Yuan Wu, and should be one or two years younger than Tang Suoye.

"I... I don't have a name, they call me, bastard."

His speech still seemed a little blunt, not as smooth as in the beast form.

hybrid.

Even Tang Xian, who is a waste of names like Tang Xian, would not give people such a name.

Although he still thinks that Tang Chiyu Tang Jifei is a very good name.

Tang Xian's expression became more serious.

If this child was Lei Xiao before, then Lei Xiao should have no way to become a human.

Lei Xiao is not a boss creature, so this child should be an evolutionary species.

Of course, all of this Tang Xian is just inferring, he said:
"Bastard is not a good name. Come with me. I can't do anything to you, and you obviously haven't eaten enough. Let's talk as we walk? If we stay here for a long time, it may be dangerous."

The bastard suddenly thought of something, and said in a panic:
"Go! Get out of here!"

He ran as fast as he could, not even thinking about the food.Tang Xian looked at the tool bag full of tooth marks and shook his head.

Bai Mansheng watched the bastard run into the poisonous fog, and said:
"Is he afraid?"

"Well, I should be afraid of the guardians here. Now I can be sure that this is a stronghold of the Tribunal of Beasts, but the beasts here are too rare. The defense is too weak. This can only explain the trial here. Long and strong."

Considering that the presiding judges of the court all have the strength of one-on-two or even one-on-three at the same level, Tang Xian doesn't want to stay for a long time.

He moved his nose to confirm that there were no major changes before continuing:
"Let's go, follow that child first."

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The bastard ran fast, but speed was no longer his specialty. Bai Mansheng and Tang Xian quickly caught up with the bastard.

After confirming that he had escaped far away from the Valley of the Dead, the bastard jumped onto the big tree and stood on the branch, his expression was somewhat lonely and bewildered.

It's been a long, long time, and he hasn't breathed such fresh air. He still remembers the feeling of electricity flowing through his body when he walked through the forest leaves when he was Lei Xiao.

I can no longer feel the comfort of the whole world as if it is going retrograde.

Now he has a lingering distaste for his body.

His expression may be very firm, but in Bai Mansheng's eyes, this child looks very lonely, a kind of loneliness without a sense of belonging, not knowing where he belongs.

"I thought it was wrong for you to fool him, but at least the people who follow you have never suffered."

Such a boy always makes people feel helpless and pitiful, even if he himself should be a natural disaster level boss creature.

Bai Mansheng said slowly again:

"Is this child useful to you?"

"I don't know. He is very resistant, but on the battlefield, he may not be able to protect me in time, but it seems that you are beginning to feel sorry for him."

"He does look pitiful, as if he hasn't seen the outside world for a long, long time."

The bastard just looked at the distant world like that. From the huge general tree, he could see quite a magnificent scene.

He just stared blankly, his eyes gradually revealing anger from blankness, and after a while, they returned to blankness.

Tang Xian joked:
"In the human world, if a woman falls in love with a man, it's not a hopeless thing. It's necessary to separate. But if a woman pities that man, it's difficult to separate, and it's very bad."

Bai Man gave Tang Xian a blank look, and said:

"I'm not like you, I'm not a pedophile."

"??? Why am I a pedophile?"

Bai Mansheng looked contemptuous, and then said:

"It's time to go back, you should have a bunch of questions for him."

"Are you so sure that he will come with me?"

"With your eloquent tongue, I'm afraid that no man or woman in the world will treat you like that."

Tang Xian nodded:
"That is, if a man's tongue is good, he really pleases women."

Bai Man paused...why do you always feel that these words are a bit obscene?
"I mean, which woman doesn't love sweet talk? You see, the little white snake is not pure."

"spit!"

Tang Xian stopped teasing Bai Mansheng.

He did have a lot of questions, whether it was what creature the kid was, or what he was afraid of, and what he knew about the court.

"Tang is very meaty, come with me."

The bastard didn't respond at first, until Tang Xian shot out his claws, climbed up the general tree, and came to the side of the bastard, then he realized that this person was talking to him.

"The outside world is very big. My mother told me before that one day I will meet someone who really likes me.

There is no way to change what your past was like, but the outside world is so big, you will eventually meet a group of people who treat you well from the bottom of their hearts.

My name is Tang Xian, bastard is really not a good name, from today on, you will be called Tang very meat, right? "

Tang Xian patted the bastard on the shoulder. He didn't forget that he made it up. This is a symbol of friends in the human world.

The bastard was stunned for a long time, then nodded.

From this moment on, he had a third name, Tang Jinrou, which sounded like a strange name, but looking at Tang Xian's eyes, Tang Xianrou couldn't refuse the invitation.

It's like living alone in this world and finally meeting someone who needs me.

(End of this chapter)