pretend to be a boss

Chapter 149 The Guest and the Host

Scarlet Wasteland.

Qing Jiuyu is herding sheep.

There is a kind of torture in this world called seeing so much that you can’t eat.

Qing Jiuyu has been looking forward to Tang Xian's appearance ever since he visited Tang Xian before and found that the wooden house in the sea of ​​trees had been destroyed.

After learning that there is such a delicious cooking method for the meat of these mountain beasts, she is reluctant to chew the fox fire carelessly, feeling that it is a waste of meat.

Fortunately, the two are very close.

Knowing that Tang Xian had been here from Tang Crunch and Tang Refrigerator, Qing Jiuyu concluded that Tang Xian would come again.

Tang Xian did come.

When he arrived, Qing Jiuyu frowned, showing a slightly disgusted expression.

Because there are three breaths.

Two of them made her feel uneasy.

As an orange-level creature, there are few people in this continent who can fight against Qing Jiuyu. She is calm in the face of any creature.

Calmness comes from confidence.

But when the dragon and the unicorn appeared, even if the unicorn was dying, she felt a little conflicted.

Long quickly turned into a handsome man, but Qing Jiuyu didn't look him in the eye.

She knew that this was an arrogant race, maybe Tang Xian was a different kind, but when she saw Tang Ao's eyes, Qing Jiuyu could feel the sense of superiority of that kind of holy beast.

"Come here as soon as you come, and bring two stinky men?" Qing Jiuyu looked at Tang Xian.

"I also stink, and I haven't had a place to take a shower for several days."

Tang Xian told the truth, but he didn't care about his own image.

After all, Qing Jiuyu's affection for him has reached a heart-pounding evaluation, and he feels a little uncomfortable.

It wouldn't be bad to lower the favorability back to Meeting Happiness.

Qing Jiuyu glared at Tang Xian.

"Hmph, a stinky fox, dare to say that my uncle stinks? My whole body exudes the fragrance of dragons."

In the end, Tang Jifei can be single for hundreds of years.

"The stench of the single dragon clan really pissed off my nose."

Qing Jiuyu didn't give this dragon face, looked at Tang Xian, and said:
"You came this time to cause me trouble, right? The half-dead man lying on the ground, is it time zero?"

Tang Xian nodded and said:

"Yes, thank you for helping me take care of my two pets, so in return, I plan to treat you to some meat."

"What meat?" Qing Jiuyu became interested.

Pointing to the Zero Beast lying on the ground, Tang Xian said:

"In the ancient times, some people also ate unicorn meat. According to the records in Shan Hai Jing, the first person who ate unicorn meat was called Cai Jing. He was not a high-ranking official, nor was he a royal family. A fairy was born.

The god used Cai Jing's house to entertain his sister, so he took out the secret unicorn meat.Cai Jing really didn't taste the taste of this unicorn meat. He just said that this kind of meat was made into jerky, so it smelled like jerky. "

Tang Xian paused and said:

"However, the ancients didn't have so many seasonings. If you can taste the meat, it means that the quality of the meat is not bad."

Tang Jifei snorted coldly: "Have you heard that, you despicable Shi Ling, you are nothing more than food eaten by humans."

Tang Xian shook his head, looked at Tang Ao who didn't have a clue in his heart, and said:
"There are also records of the person who ate dragons. His name was Kong Jia. He was the emperor of the Xia Dynasty. He reigned for only nine years, but during those nine years, he was unparalleled in power. But Kong Jia is not stupid, because no one has recorded eating dragons. He didn't know what miraculous effect consuming dragon meat would have, so he wouldn't take the risk on his own initiative.

According to his idea, he hoped that the two little dragons would grow up safely, and after the wedding, ten or eight little dragons would be regenerated.

It's a pity that this beautiful wish was caused by Liu Lei of Yulongtang, the director of the Royal Zoo, who made a mistake in his work, which caused one of the little dragons to lose his life inexplicably. "

The expression on Tang Feifei's face instantly became gloomy, with an expression of "I don't want to lose face".

"In order to eliminate the criminal evidence, Liu Lei thought of a wonderful method, that is to make dragon soup into Kong Jia's belly. It is a pity that Kong Jia only ate the dragon meat, which tasted very fresh, and did not react to the bowl. The meat in it is dragon meat.

I don't know if this bowl of dragon meat has any side effects. After all, Kong Jia died of illness within a few years after eating it. "

Tang Xian patted Tang Jifei, who had a gloomy, sad and angry expression, and said:

"That is to say, in fact, your meat is better than other meat, but we are good friends, how could I pick you?"

Qing Jiuyu burst out laughing, and felt that this allusion was particularly enjoyable, and she felt comfortable seeing the dragon's disgruntled face.

Tang Xian suddenly wondered, is it possible that all catastrophe-level boss creatures in this world hate each other?
Qing Jiuyu didn't seem to like Tang Jifei or Shi Ling very much.

In comparison, Bai Mansheng's reaction was very calm.

Tang Xian watched Qing Jiuyu laugh at Tang Feifei, and said:

"Actually, the meat of the nine-tailed fox can also be eaten. It is recorded in the Shan Hai Jing that eating your meat can prevent all poisons and ward off evil spirits. Speaking of which, your meat should be more suitable for eating."

It was Tang Jifei's turn to be proud, waiting to see Qing Jiuyu's humiliation.

But Qing Jiuyu winked like silk, and said:
"Then why don't you come and eat me? I'm waiting for you."

Tang Xian frowned and said:
"You don't look very tasty.

Qing Jiuyu's expression also became gloomy, and said:
"You are really fair and objective, treating everyone equally."

"I think so too."

Tang Xian didn't feel anything was wrong.

According to the Shan Hai Jing, fox meat is the most nutritious and dragon meat is the most delicious.

But the author of Shan Hai Jing is just talking nonsense after all. If he has eaten fox meat, he will know that if he eats too much of it, he will get angry, and it is more dangerous than dog meat.

After all, Qing Jiuyu was Qing Jiuyu, and when she was angry, she also carried a wave of anger.

"I have to remind you that Shi Ling came from the Court of Ten Thousand Beasts. Although I am not familiar with that place, among all beasts, no one dares to provoke the court."

"It's like the Kongjia eating dragon. As long as it is eaten in the stomach, who knows where it went? Everyone ate its meat. If you don't tell me, I don't tell you, and he won't tell you, how will the court know?" Tang Xianxin said that he was already very righteous.

Taking the initiative to deliver meat to the door, Bai Mansheng is not treated like this.

Of course, Qing Jiuyu had to be informed about this matter, and she couldn't be allowed to show off to Bai Mansheng.

After thinking about it, Qing Jiuyu said:
"I can pretend I don't know about it, but I can't participate in it."

Tang Xian said:

"The Court of Ten Thousand Beasts is strong?"

"Very strong. I only know that there is definitely an existence above me in strength. And the court's control over the world is far beyond your imagination."

Qing Jiuyu still didn't want Tang Xian to do reckless things.

Tang Xian became serious and said, "Then it must be delicious. Otherwise, wouldn't I be at a loss?"

Qing Jiuyu was stunned, unable to understand Tang Xian's brain circuit.

Tang Xian said:

"Eat or not?"

"Don't eat."

"It's more delicious than Yushan Beast, and I will use the best seasoning this time. If you don't eat it, I will leave."

Tang Xian mentioned the back of Tang Refrigerator's neck, while Tang Crunch squatted on Tang Xian's shoulder, and after he finished speaking, he was going to go outside.

Tang Jifei didn't care about the danger of eating this time zero. In his eyes, after the death of Sea God, he was number one in the world.

When Qing Jiuyu heard that it was more delicious than Yushan Beast, she stopped Tang Xian and said:

"Wait! Are you sure you won't be discovered?"

"How could it be discovered after eating it?" Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu with a smile.

"I think you just want to drag me into the water."

"Just say you want to eat or not?"

Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu with a half-smile.

Qing Jiuyu thought for a while, then nodded and said:

"Then I... just eat a little bit. When will I start?"

Now that she decided to eat, Qing Jiuyu didn't hold back anymore, and started urging her directly.

Tang Xian said:

"I want to share good things with everyone. Shall I take you for a stroll around the human world?"

"Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Qing Jiuyu remembered that Tang Xian opposed her going to the human world last time.

"Don't ask so many questions, Xiao Jiu misses you very much."

"Okay, I miss Xiaoni too. By the way, is your name Bai Mansheng?"

"No, don't worry."

"It's boring. I'll wait for little sister Xiaobai to watch me being eaten by her man."

Tang Xian ignored Qing Jiuyu's teasing, and said:

"If you go to show off again, I won't come to you again in the future."

"Tsk, Master Tang, you really protect Miss Bai."

Tang Xian frowned:

"Don't call me Qing Jiuyu from now on, just change your name to Tang Pinru."

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Baichuan City.

It was already late when Tang Xian returned to Baichuan City.

Many mice and cockroaches have begun to wake up.

There is light shining through the windows at the top of the residential building.

The time zero beast that died not long ago was sealed with ice by Tang Jifei, which Tang Xian requested.

Said to keep fresh.The huge Zero Beast has already blocked the street.

Tang Xian was really relieved of the frozen body of Shiling Beast, even mice would not be able to break through the layer of ice, and the meat would not rot.

When Tang Jifei put it down, there was quite a commotion.

In the residential building, several people who were waiting patiently for Tang Xian to return to make dinner all poked their heads out.

Then Tang Xiaojiu jumped down from the ninth floor.

Of course Tang Xian knew that Tang Xiaojiu would be fine, but he subconsciously picked it up.

Then there was a reminder of resistance +1 in the sea of ​​consciousness.

At the same time suffered a certain percentage of life damage.

Tang Xian was very calm, after all, he was a weak human being.

It is normal for a little fox to fall from the sky and hit him and cause effective damage.

But he still said:

"Tang Xiaojiu, you are so heavy at the age of six, do you want to aspire to be a tank in the future?"

Tang Xiaojiu ran towards Qing Jiuyu.

After being hugged by Qing Jiuyu, she said puzzledly:
"I'm a little fox, brother Tang Xian, not a tank."

Tang Xian didn't care about it.The chubby and round ones that children eat are also cute.

What happened next was what really troubled him.

No woman would not feel inferior when she saw Qing Jiuyu.

This is the female template with the upper limit of charm value.In numerical terms, it is the limit of beauty.

Seeing Tang Xiaojiu's happy face, Li Xiaoyu knew who this woman was.

Her expression was unprecedentedly dignified, as if she had met her lifelong enemy.

In Li Xiaoyu's view, this enchanting woman in palace attire is a greater threat than Tang Suoye, Tang Xiaojiu, Qiao Shanshan, and Dongran combined.

As soon as he thought that there was another Bai Mansheng who was evenly divided, Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt that the road was long.

But she was not discouraged.

"Are you back?" Li Xiaoyu said softly, like a wife at home waiting for her husband to get off work.

Dongran was shocked.

Qiao Shanshan was startled.

Arcas was also shocked.

Although the second young lady did not put herself in a high position when speaking on weekdays, she had never spoken so gently when facing Tang Xian before.

It belongs to the kind of tone that is more than cold and not full of indifference.

But not so whiny.

The gentleness made Dongran feel a little goosebumps.

Qiao Shanshan vaguely understood something, and as Miss Li Er's dog-headed military advisor, she nodded appreciatively.

Second Miss is still spiritual and knows that the battle has already begun!
Tang Xian touched Li Xiaoyu's forehead and said, "Have you got a fever? Burned your throat? Why does this voice feel like you're talking?"

Li Xiaoyu felt very angry, but Yazi still had to keep smiling.

She even planned to hold Tang Xian's arm.

But was pushed away by Tang Xian.

Tang Xian said with a look of embarrassment on his face:
"I just came back from the battlefield, and I'm quite dirty. Go stay in the house, and I'll take you to eat holy beasts tonight."

Li Xiaoyu took two deep breaths, and looked at Tang Xian aggrieved.

Qiao Shanshan was stunned, Tang Xian must be crooked, right?Is this a human language?

Tang Xian's reaction was the same as before.

But Qing Jiuyu saw the trick, she was transformed by a fox, if she really wanted to be coquettish, it would make a man's spine go limp.

As he said that, he said with a charming smile that he was not afraid of big troubles:
"Master Tang, you are really flirtatious. Having a servant's house is not enough, there are so many little girls hidden."

spark.

Akas swears that he saw fireworks.

Just where the eyes of the two women meet.

Qiao Shanshan has a bad heart, the second young lady has not left Novice Village yet, she met a big boss, how can she stand up to this?
Suddenly there was a sour smell in the air.

Tang Xian glanced at Qing Jiuyu in confusion, and said:
"You're also out of your mind. Xiaojiu calls you aunt and me brother. Who is your father? Am I that old?"

Tang Xian's tone was short of adding the words "stupid woman".

Qiao Shanshan broke into a cold sweat, fortunately, the situation did not favor the other side.

But she looked at Akas again, and felt more and more that there was something wrong with these two men.

Unless Tang Xian is blind, if it were any other man, would he really be able to stand up to Qing Jiuyu calling him "Master" in such a coquettish voice?
But she obviously didn't understand what Qing Jiuyu meant.

Qing Jiuyu has long seen that people like Tang Xian are straight men who can't be straight anymore.

She didn't think that Tang Xian would be charmed by her at all, she just wanted to annoy that little girl.

Li Xiaoyu put away his aggrieved expression, stopped looking at Tang Xian, and looked at Qing Jiuyu coldly.

Seeing Akas and others turning back three times at a step, Tang Xian also turned back, and saw Li Xiaoyu and Qing Jiuyu still standing in place.

I didn't understand what the two were doing.After pondering for a while, I understand.

Tang Xian frowned.

How could I miss this crop.

After a little thought, Tang Xian said:

"Li Xiaoyu, what are you still doing, come and help me."

Li Xiaoyu groaned, and followed Tang Xian.

"Brother Tang Xian, I'm here to help too!"

The more you work, the more you can eat. Tang Xiaojiu was thinking about the big piece of meat in the ice cube.

Qing Jiuyu also said: "Brother Tang Xian, I want to help too."

Li Xiaoyu couldn't bear it any longer, his brows were furrowed, his anger welled up, and he was about to explode.

But Tang Xian patted Li Xiaoyu's shoulder lightly:
"You are a guest, so the guest should stay in the living room. In ancient times, it was impolite for guests to enter the kitchen."

Qing Jiuyu didn't speak, but with a wry smile, she glanced at Tang Xian resentfully.

Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt angry, she blushed and understood this sentence.Everyone became friendly.

Well, I am the master who can enter the kitchen, so I have to be more generous to the guests.

(End of this chapter)