The Asylum of All Worlds

Chapter 19 Penguin
Ziliang is very smart, but at the same time he is also a very lazy person, no matter before he became a human or after he became a human.In fact, if it weren't for the old-fashioned thing of "saving the world", but there is no way not to do it.He would rather stay in the "hospital" forever, smoke a cigarette, read the newspaper, and occasionally take old Joey to the "tavern" for a few drinks, and chat with the bartender about "the next stage of evolution of the universe" Little things.
Although he likes the comfortable pace of life very much, he is very helpless. Everything has its own responsibility, for example, the sun has to shine, the earth has to rotate, farmers have to farm, and doctors have to see a doctor. Old Joey The "pigs" had to be fed, the bartender had to tell stories to the newcomers in his tavern, and Ziliang himself had to travel through time and planes to find those scattered "sin fragments".

Well, some people can understand this passage, and some people can't understand it, but it doesn't matter. Everyone just needs to know that Ziliang is just an ordinary person. He was imprisoned in the Arkham Asylum, and To be a mythic figure the morning after you're in prison, and that's all.

Once upon a time in a certain plane, there was a saying, "In fact, gods are also human beings, but gods can do things that humans cannot do, so they become gods." At this moment, Ziliang has undoubtedly accomplished something that everyone can do. Unexpected thing. Because after he stayed in the "infirmary" overnight, he came out with a pack of Professor Yang's cigarettes in his hand
Yes, although it’s just a pack of cigarettes, it doesn’t sound like an earth-shattering thing, but when it reaches the prisoners’ ears, it’s almost equivalent to saying: “This kid went to hell, and when he crawled out, he was holding a cigarette in his hand. Satan's panties."

This news was so explosive, so unbelievable, and so frenzied that not only the prisoners, but even the circle of prison guards began to talk about this new prisoner, and the night he was alone with Professor Yang was also passed down as a legend. There are various versions, and some of them are even mixed with some pink novels.
But having said that, the professionalism of criminals in Gotham City has been getting worse and worse over the years. If this was Gotham 10 years ago, there would be a lot of people who could chat, drink tea and eat melon seeds while being tortured in front of Professor Yang. Let's take a step back, Professor Yang's method of torture probably didn't even have a chance to gain a foothold in Arkham Asylum a few years ago, but now that he is famous, it can only show that he has caught up with the good time.

Anyway, no matter what, almost everyone knew Ziliang overnight.

But with popularity comes trouble.

The largest of them all was Mr. Copperpot.

Cobbot is a businessman and, at the same time, a criminal.
His full name was Oswald Chesterfield Copperpot.It's hard to read, so when he was not locked up in Arkham Asylum, most of the Gotham underground gangsters liked to call him "Penguin".
Mr. Penguin is a little more than 1.4 meters tall, weighs [-] kilograms, has almost no neck, and is a little bald. This deformed figure makes him look like a large kiwi walking, plus his stunted left eye Combined with the protruding hooked nose, these elements make people naturally classify him as a "psychopath". When he was arrested, he was directly classified as Imprisoned in Arkham Asylum.

Therefore, the habit of "judging people by their appearance" is really bad, because Mr. Penguin is not considered a psychopath at all, not only that, but he is also a very typical "criminal with high EQ". He has elegant interests and is very gentlemanly. He likes to quote Shakespeare's verses when he speaks. He even has a little cleanliness.

He had a childhood full of bullying and ridicule, a father who died strangely, a mother who was hysterical, a family in decline, started from nothing, suffered all kinds of hardships, and finally became the leader of one of the four major gangs in Gotham City. He is a model of struggle who climbs up step by step with his perseverance. Apart from liking to chew raw fish, he is almost the most normal-minded and intelligent type of person in the Arkham Asylum.

So after entering the Arkham Asylum, he quickly used his normal thinking, intelligence, EQ, and negotiation skills to become the "boss" in the asylum.

Then someone will ask, why can he become the boss of a group of lunatics even though he is a normal person?
You see, this is where your thinking is narrow, because the object of his negotiation is not the prisoners at all, but the warden Quincy Sharp.

Arkham Asylum is a magical place. Although all the prisoners here are under strict supervision, fighting, causing trouble, forming gangs, etc. are completely prohibited, and there are amiable characters like Professor Yang who sit in the town personally, but this place is very magical. Every now and then, some troubles would arise.

For example, it is quite normal for Ziliang to poke someone's throat with a spoon, and it is really normal to poke someone into shock.

Can you imagine a person using his fingernails to remove the rust on the water pipe in the middle of the night? He rubbed the rust and the butt wipes together, rolled them into balls with his saliva, and took them out to freeze when the wind was released. In winter, it would freeze as hard as a steel bullet within 10 minutes. This man used this handful of waste paper balls as a hidden weapon to kill two guards and a prisoner. At that time, the prison was forced to count each The amount of toilet paper used by prisoners is correct, that is, to find out the used paper in the wastebasket, make sure that each paper is stained with feces, and then compare it with the total number of toilet paper, and then recycle it uniformly. According to legend, the resignation rate of prison guards during that time was three times that of previous years.

And even more insane, can you imagine yourself saving money and raising cockroaches in prison?That man is an entomologist with a broken brain. The cockroaches are as big as slippers, and they overflow like creatures from the devil world have invaded. As a result, the prison has to start a large-scale cleaning. During this period, the prisoner successfully poisoned 12 prison guards with pesticides, and then successfully escaped from prison.

In short, there will always be unexpected things in Arkham Asylum, and it is impossible for prison guards to stare at you 24 hours a day for eating and drinking. The person who restricts them internally, and this person is naturally our Mr. Penguin.

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