The most powerful sage system

Chapter 48 Damn, I'm Scared to Pee
Chapter 56 Ah, I was scared to pee (please recommend, reward, third update)
However, the girl Sun Wukong seemed to be trying to make things difficult for Tang Sen, and she killed another person with a stick, and there were two of them.

"Hey, Sao Wen's monkey, save one for me!" Tang Sen jumped up and cursed anxiously.

"Huh?!" A cold murderous intent suddenly enveloped him, and Tang Sen was startled. When he looked at Sun Wukong in front of him again, he found that the girl's golden eyes were staring at him.

At this moment, Tang Sen even felt that his soul was about to be stared out of his body by her.

"Well... Saving this guy's life for the teacher is of great use! Don't be upset, Wu Kong, a good disciple!" Tang Sen grinned and said cheekily.

Although Tang Sen was soft on his lips, he muttered viciously in his heart: Damn, how dare you stare at me, after all, I am also your master.Wait until one day, you girl will fall into my hands, see if I will strip you naked, and cross you from head to toe!
The golden-faced evil guard just wanted to take this opportunity to escape, but as Sun Wukong poured out the word "fix", his body stiffened on the spot, and he didn't move at all.

Afterwards, Sun Wukong pointed out, breaking the guy's dantian in an instant, making the evil guard lose all his cultivation!
"Humph!"

With a coquettish snort, Sun Wukong put the golden cudgel into his ears and disappeared directly in front of Tang Sen. When he reappeared, he was already sitting on a rock next to the barbecue grill.

The evil guard was stiff and motionless, watching Tang Sen walking step by step, with a horrified expression on his face, his body trembling unceasingly, even his pants were wet, and a strange smell wafted out with the wind.

"Fuck, you're so cowardly, you peed in fright!" Tang Sen held his nose and walked over with disgust on his face, completely forgetting the scene where he was cowardly in front of Sun Wukong just now .

Squeezing his sleeves, Tang Sen looked around at the golden-faced guard, and was about to make a move, but looked at Sun Wukong hesitantly, with a smile on his face: "Well, good apprentice, this guy won't suddenly recover his cultivation. Why?"

"Destroyed the dantian and imprisoned the soul! No one can solve my old grandson's methods!" Sun Wukong looked impatient and proud.

What a bull, it is because of your arrogant and rebellious temper that you were fooled by the old man Tathagata. You have been under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and you still don’t know how to change it!
Tang Sen was muttering in his heart, his right hand, which was whiter than a woman, had already been stretched out, and he clasped it on the forehead of the golden-faced guard, with a devilish smile on his face: "Today, I will use you to practice. This monk just learned The soul-searching technique!"

Accompanied by the painful distortion of the golden-faced guard's expression, the horrific screams, and the bean-sized beads of sweat dripping down from Tang Sen's forehead.

After more than ten breaths, the golden-faced evil guard fell limply to the ground, his sea of ​​consciousness had been shattered into slag, and he couldn't die any more. Tang Sen's face turned pale for a while, and he bowed his waist and gasped heavily: "My dear, I'm exhausted!" I’m sorry. The soul search technique is really vicious and drains energy!”

Seeing that Tang Sen could die from exhaustion with such a small spell, Sun Wukong glanced at him with disdain again.

Tang Sen didn't feel annoyed, instead, he felt happy. He put away the storage bag of the golden-masked guard and gained another 20000 experience points. Then he tapped his finger and cast a small flame spell, instantly killing the golden-masked guard. corpses were reduced to ashes.

Tang Sen cheerfully returned to the barbecue grill and continued to flip his barbecue.

Although Sun Wukong wanted to know why Tang Sen made such a move, but she was a bit stubborn and too lazy to open her mouth, so Tang Sen went along with the flow and said, "If you don't ask, I won't tell"!
Tang Sen took out the seasoning and sprinkled it on the meat, but when he touched his waist, the salt was used up.

Tang Sen was about to assign Sun Wukong to fetch some salt when he heard a pleasant female voice.

"Two masters are well. The little girl is delivering food to my husband. I lost my way in the mountains. I hope the two masters will guide me!" A peasant woman dressed in coarse cloth came to Tang Sen and the two.

Sun Wukong came to Tang Sen with a whoosh, with a look of vigilance on his face.Then, the golden light in the pupils flickered, and the fiery golden eyes moved quietly, scanning the peasant woman who suddenly appeared.

Although I can't understand Tang Sen as a monk, at least I have to complete my mission, so I can't let him die on the way to learn the scriptures!

Tang Sen stared intently at the grilled tiger meat and tiger biscuits on the rack, and said without raising his head, "Stop pretending too, tell me, which one of the six Ding Yin goddesses are you?"

Damn, we want to pretend to be a farmer's woman, so I can make it look decent, don't be so distracted, okay?The voice is ethereal, and the fragrance can be smelled from far away. Is this what a peasant woman who eats wind and rain can have?

Tang Sen secretly slandered.

The peasant woman's eyelids shrank suddenly, showing surprise on her face, but she hid it for a moment, pretending to be ignorant and continued: "The husband of the little girl's family is working in the field, and the little girl is delivering food for him. I don't know where the master comes from. This statement?"

"If you show your true self, we can still have a good chat. If you keep pretending to be confused, then you won't be able to play. Just go back wherever you came from!" Tang Sen still didn't look at the peasant woman directly, He waved his hand impatiently, like sending flies away.

Now that this was all said and done, the yin god Sima Qing couldn't hide any more. As his figure spun around, colorful rays of light radiated, and a slim fairy in a gauze dress appeared in front of Tang Sen and the two of them.

Sun Wukong couldn't help taking a deep look at Tang Sen, with secret doubts in his heart: Isn't this little monk a mortal body? How did he recognize that the peasant woman in front of him was the incarnation of Liu Ding's will?
In the bottom of my heart, out of a woman's curiosity, Sun Wukong had a little interest in this cheap master.

"Look, isn't this very eye-catching, why do you have to become a peasant woman to meet people!" Tang Sen turned his face with a smile, and saw that she was dressed in a gauze skirt and silk trimmings, and she looked like a dream The fairy, secretly praised in her heart: the real fairy is much more beautiful than the one in the TV series.

I just don't know if the female fairies in Journey to the West are all so peerless and alluring?Tang Seng was looking forward to it!

Sima Qing frowned slightly, and thought to himself: Is this the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi? How could he be such a lustful monk? !Monks don't eat meat, but this guy still eats barbecue? !

Withholding his admiring gaze, Tang Sen asked, "Is there any salt on Aunt Xiangu?"

Barbecue, if there is no salt, how can it taste, Tang Sen asked for it at will.

Sima Qing Liu Ye frowned slightly, and asked in confusion, "Why does the elder want salt?"

"Of course it's barbecue!" Tang Sen said as a matter of course, but his hands didn't stop for a moment, for fear of burning the meat.

A dignified fairy, how could he carry a household item like salt with him.Sima Qing shook his head, and the three thousand black hairs on his head swayed, it was as beautiful as a fairy.

No, she is a fairy!
"Wu Kong, go to the beach and get some salt for your teacher!" Tang Sen said bluntly.It's just a matter of a muscle headed by the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.

Although he was full of reluctance, Sun Wukong didn't refuse. After a while, he came back with Haiyan.

Tang Sen sprinkled sea salt on the tiger meat and tiger gun, and the meat smelled so good that Tang Sen couldn't help swallowing.

Sun Wukong doesn't eat meat, he only eats some fruits.

But at this moment, looking at the scorched, oily and fragrant barbecue, he swallowed uncontrollably a few times.

When the meat was almost roasted, Tang Sen casually cut the roasted oil dripping tiger in half and handed it to Sima Qing: "Hey, Xiangu has a taste of my monk's handiwork. I promise you will eat it this time and think about it next time!"

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