I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Chapter 8 Lao Li, have you heard of crowdfunding?
"What, fifty thousand guan?" Changsun Wuji and Du Ruhui lost their voices at the same time.

"Why, is it expensive?"

"Xiao Langjun, this [-] guan is not a small amount!" Du Ruhui said seriously.

"It's not Lao Du, think about it, this potato seed is a fetish with an yield of 50 shi per mu. Not to mention it is used for disaster relief, even in future wars, this thing is also a sharp weapon for logistics support!"

Du Ruhui was immediately embarrassed when he heard the words. Indeed, if this thing can really produce 50 shi per mu, let alone 50 guan, it would be [-] guan, which is still a small amount.

It is simply priceless.

"But Mr. Xiaolang, the imperial treasury is tight right now, so we can't afford so much money for the time being, or we can settle the settlement when the treasury is full in the future?"

"Do you think I look like a fool? The dignified court can't even get [-] guan, you really think I'm a fool!"

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Both Changsun Wuji and Du Ruhui were speechless.

Turning to look at Li Shimin.

Li Shimin spread his hands, saying that he has nothing to do, you can figure it out.

In fact, no matter how poor the Tang treasury was, it wouldn't be impossible for it to have [-] guan.

The main reason is that all the items are clearly arranged, and there is not much left at all.

What's more, how to arrange the treasury's money can only be decided after the officials of the Ministry of Civil Affairs and the prime ministers hold a meeting to discuss.

It is impossible for one or two people to have the final say.

Even the emperor Li Shimin can't do it, he has the final say, only internal money.

What is internal money is actually Li Shimin's private money, which is separated from the national treasury.

But Li Shimin's internal funds are not entirely up to him. Sometimes when the treasury is tight, the ministers will ask Li Shimin to subsidize some of his private money.

If Li Shimin dares to say no.

Then, the ministers would shout, "Close the door and let Wei Zheng go!"

Then Old Wei would stand up and shout, "Hey, Hunjun, have you heard of Mencius?"

Therefore, Li Shimin often said, "God bothers Mencius!"

Changsun Wuji and Du Ruhui saw that Li Shimin didn't intend to pay, and were thinking about whether to talk to Old Wei about life or ideals when they go back.

At this moment, Li Mu spoke.

"Damn, Old Sun, Old Du, I have an idea, do you want to listen to it?"

Ok?
The eyes of the three of them lit up at the same time, and they said hastily, "Please enlighten me, Mr. Xiao Lang."

"Maybe you can crowdfund."

What the hell?
"Crowdfunding?"

"hold head high!"

"Boy Li Mu, what is crowdfunding?" Li Shimin asked curiously.

"Just donate money!"

"Donate money?"

"hold head high!"

"How to donate?"

"Look for the ministers to donate, is it possible to ask the people to donate?"

"This... is not good!"

"It's not good. As a public servant of Datang, what's the matter with donating some money? I'll ask you what's the matter!"

"Public servant?"

"do not mind the details."

"Then can you really guarantee that this potato seed will yield 50 shi per mu?"

with a snap.

Li Mu slammed the desk, then stood up and said with a serious face.

"If there is no yield of 50 shi per mu by that time, I will live broadcast and chop dicks!"

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Half a month later, Tai Chi Hall.

Today is the day of the Great Court Meeting on the [-]th day of each month.

Li Shimin sat on the emperor's throne, looking coldly at the important officials in the hall who were pretending to be aggressive.

The pretentious theme is, "How to Effectively Solve the Issue of Disaster Victims in Guanzhong"

According to the latest data, thousands of people have died in the Guanzhong area due to the drought. If it is not dealt with in time, when the weather turns cold, thousands of people will die at that time.

As we all know, there were various natural and man-made disasters in the first three years of Zhenguan, such as locust plagues, droughts, snow disasters, and various military disasters.

It's just so annoying. Don't want it.

Seeing that a bunch of trash in the main hall were arguing non-stop, each one was impassioned, and each one was better at pretending skills.

But it just failed to come up with an effective plan.

Li Shimin was sitting on the throne, his eyes were cold, his face was dark all the time, and two words were faintly revealed in his eyes: garbage!

Expanded to understand, it is roughly: I am not targeting anyone, what I mean is that all of you present are rubbish!

As the eldest uncle, the eldest grandson Wuji undoubtedly knows his emperor's brother-in-law quite well.

Seeing that the emperor's brother-in-law had a faint tendency to transform, he quickly said something dry.

"My lords, please listen to a certain statement."

Everyone quickly shut up and listened to Changsun Wuji's solo show.

Then Changsun Wuji faced the emperor and said respectfully.

"Your Majesty, I believe that the affairs of Guanzhong cannot be delayed, and the people are in dire straits. Since the treasury is not yet full, we, the nobles, as the humerus of the country, should contribute a little or two. I suggest that we raise funds for disaster relief and help One or two in the court, what does His Majesty think?"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, and he stopped brewing his transformation skills.

Although he wanted to say directly to pay quickly, don't ink!
But as an emperor, he still had to retain a little bit of integrity. After all, the bloodshed of the Xuanwu Gate had already left a small black spot on his emperor's resume. For the sake of his posthumous reputation, he had to endure many things.

So Li Shimin said, "Auxiliary machines are not allowed, how can the affairs of the court involve the private property of your family, it is against the rules!"

According to a well-known theory in later generations, when a woman says no, she actually does.

In fact, this theory is also valid for the emperor.

Obviously Li Shimin also wanted it.

But someone needs to understand what he means.

Fortunately, someone understood what he meant.

"Your Majesty, I am willing to donate [-] guan to buy food for disaster relief."

The sound is like a bell.

The eardrums of those who were shaken hurt.

The courtiers and workers all looked up.

I saw a humanoid monster at least two meters high standing there.

The word Kong Wuli is not enough to describe the image of this person.

The light pestle was there, and a large piece of light from the entire hall was directly swallowed.

Everyone shuddered in their hearts.

That's right!

This person is the famous villain in Chang'an, Yuchi Gong!

The bloody operation of Xuanwu Gate, although Yuan Mou's ministers are the eldest grandson and Fang Du and others.

But it has to be this one who actually executes.

He killed Li Yuanji, king of Qi, and he saved Li Shimin, and he was the one who forced Li Yuan to abdicate with a knife!

Last year, a certain Turkic guy who brought his younger brother to install and force him was also slapped in the face by him.

In short, if you want to ask who is Li Shimin's most loyal dog leg?
There is no doubt that it is him!It's him!it's him!Chang'an brought the villain Yuchi Gong, Yuchi Jingde!
At the same time, Li Shimin rewarded his number one dog.

In September last year, he was named a Wu Guogong Dangdang.

In October, another general, Youwuhou, was rewarded.

Still in October, Li Shimin waved his hand and rewarded him with all the belongings of Prince Qi's Mansion.

I was afraid that his quality of life would be too poor and he would not have enough to eat.

This treatment is simply...

The key is that the wages of this product are not low!

[-] households were sealed off.

You know, in the entire Tang Dynasty, only Changsun Wuji, Wang Junkuo, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and this one were able to seal [-] households.

Although there is another buddy who has [-] more households than them, but that buddy is from Li Yuan, and he is probably not far from the dog belt, so there is no comparison.

Although sometimes the cultural people in the imperial court despise this Shuozhou native turtle.

But if you despise it, you despise it, keep it in your heart, and just let it rot in your stomach, if you dare to show it.

That Changan fist with the size of a sandbag will teach you how to be a man in minutes.

You can't beat him, and the emperor is protecting him, so sometimes you suspect that such an advanced topic as life will become a popular elective course for Tang cultural people.

As for why Yu Chigong would suddenly be so active and bold to spend a lot of money to help poor households improve their quality of life?
It stands to reason that this guy is not so conscious.

To put it bluntly, it is to cooperate with the emperor's acting.

Because two days ago, the boss of the emperor approached him privately and asked him to cooperate with acting, saying that he was going to do some honorable donations.

Although he didn't know what Li Shimin was up to, since the boss of the emperor asked him to cooperate in acting, as the number one dog leg, there was no reason why he would not agree.

Moreover, the boss of the emperor also vowed that he will be fine if he survives this wave, but to be honest, he does not believe in the so-called theory that he will be fine if he survives this wave.

But the boss of the emperor said that if he could, he could, and if he couldn't help it, he just cooperated!Anyway, he is not short of money, and donating some money will not kill him.

As Li Shimin's brother-in-law, Changsun Wuji is undoubtedly a very trustworthy person, and he is naturally one of the actors.

So he is also one of the important characters who participated in the play. The previous set of impassioned words were the lines prepared in advance.

When Li Shimin, the chief director, heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched and he smiled slightly.

As if the trick had succeeded.

Li Shimin also nodded in satisfaction, "Respect morality and righteousness, I am so relieved! I am so relieved!"

Li Shimin was satisfied, but the ministers were aggrieved.

Why?
Why should we pay salary subsidies for the company's affairs?
But no matter how aggrieved you are, you still have to dig out. Didn’t you see that the big devil and the villain are taking the lead in digging out?
If you don't take it out, you will be taught to be a man by the old devil in minutes.

That's right!Everyone concentrated their grievances on Yu Chigong, thinking that he deliberately bound other people to bleed together in order to pretend to be aggressive in front of the emperor's boss.

The problem is that everyone's living standards are not good these days, let alone them, the emperor himself lives like a small landlord, how can he expect the company's employees to have a high quality of life?
Yu Chigong got the property of Prince Qi's Mansion before, so naturally he was not short of money, and the price was [-] guan.

Shengsheng raised the average line of donations.

Others are embarrassed to donate too little.

All the angry people kept greeting all the female relatives of Yu Chigong's family from the bottom of their hearts, the kind that added verbs wildly.

(End of this chapter)