I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Chapter 79 I just fainted from crying in the toilet!
Ashina led 20 troops to march north to Tiele, and Yinan personally led more than [-] horses to fight, and all the dog baskets in the northwest of Jinshan came out.

Naturally, he didn't notice that Li Simo, a mad dog, appeared in the rear.

And the first victim, Ashina Hubo, lost his territory and younger brother, and ran to Dujun Yu Mountain to face the little Khan Tuli who stayed behind in Xue Yantuo's court, and he had a miserable meal.

"Respected Khan! Ashina Simo is too deceitful, you must be the master for me! You are an eagle on the grassland, you must protect the dignity of our Tiele people!"

Tuli almost didn't laugh out loud, your surname is Ashina, that Ashina Simo belongs to your family, the ghost knows if you will cheat me.

Although Tu Lishi was young, he was not stupid, so he asked slowly.

"You are a descendant of the Ashina family, and Ashina Simo is also the blood of the Ashina family. How could he beat you? Don't deceive Ben Khan."

Ashina Hubo quickly explained: "Dear Khan! You don't know, although our surname is Ashina, but I am not the same as that mad dog. I am the heir of Tuli Khan, but Ashina Simo is a member of Jieli Khan, we are different! And now Ashina Simo has defected to the Han people and has become Li Shimin's lackey."

"Oh? Since he belongs to Tian Khan, isn't he afraid of provoking a war between Tie Le and Datang?"

"Dear Khan! You don't know that Ashina Simo did not use the banner of the Tang Dynasty. He must have concealed it from the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He only used the name of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. We can let it go. If the fight is started, even if Emperor Tang knows about it, he won’t be able to say anything.”

Tulisi thought about it carefully, and said hesitantly, "Hubo! Although I really want to send troops, but now Ashina is leading people to attack us, and Father Khan is fighting with them, and the outcome is uncertain. , if I rashly send out the remaining troops, if something happens, the royal court will not be safe!"

Ashina Hubo became anxious immediately, "Dear Khan! People have bullied you to the door. If we don't fight back, wouldn't it be a loss of the dignity of the Tiele people? Besides, if Ashina Simo colluded with Ah Shi Na is so powerful that he intends to attack back and forth, but it will be too late for regrets, Khan!"

Tu Lishi fell into deep thought again, and after pondering for a long time, he finally raised his head and asked a question.

"How many people did Ashina Simo bring?"

After hearing these words, Ashina Hubo breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he had been persuaded.

At this time, Li Simo, who had already conquered the Hunyi River, was directing the manpower to carry out the construction, while lecturing to nearly ten tribe leaders below.

I saw him holding a whip in one hand and a scimitar in the other. The leaders of the tenth tribe below stood there obediently, as cowardly as quails, daring not to have any other opinions except to listen quietly to the training.

After all, those who had opinions were stabbed to death by Li Simo's scimitar, and their heads were neatly stacked on the desk next to them.

There is also a portrait of Lao Tzu on the desk.

Why is there a portrait of Lao Tzu?
Because Li Shimin's family respected Lao Tzu as their ancestor, since Li Simo changed his surname to Li, he also respectably made a portrait of Lao Tzu to worship him.

It's just that I don't know how I feel when I know about this scene, I probably just fainted in the toilet!
Before it was released, the tribes around the Hunyi River also had a lot of people, so they wouldn't be directly abused by Li Simo.

But now, in order to fight against the Western Turkic side, the boss of the barbarians has mobilized a lot of people from each tribe, making them powerless now.

Li Simo just walked over with ease. After killing a few tribes, the ones behind were immediately persuaded, expressing our surrender.

I don't know what kind of expression the Yinan brothers will have when they find out?
Maybe the eighteen generations of Li Simo's ancestors couldn't escape the greetings from the Yinan brothers, and they were still the kind who added verbs wildly.

I just don't know which ancestor is greeting?
Maybe Li Simo's homage to Lao Tzu is not as simple as it seems...

At this moment, the Yinan brothers were fighting desperately on the front line, and the rear was like a weak woman who had no resistance at the moment, being pressed on the ground by Li Simo and kept coming in and out, in and out...

This sourness.

It was really cool for Li Simo.

It was very unpleasant for Yi Nan.

"You don't need to panic, this king is here with peace and sincerity, as long as you cooperate obediently, this king will not make things difficult for you.

but!If you are stubborn, then this king can only send you to see Lao Tzu and his old man, and he will teach you personally. " Li Simo reprimanded with a whip in his hand.

After finishing speaking, he pointed to the neat head under the portrait of Lao Tzu, and looked at the tribal leaders.

There was complete silence at the scene, and the leaders of the various tribes kept silent, for fear that their own heads would also be crushed under the feet of the so-called Lao Tzu in Li Simo's mouth.

After they die, they are going to see Changshengtian, not to listen to Lao Tzu's teachings.

"Have you all seen it? This king spent a lot of money to get these cement and square bricks. This king is not here to destroy, but to build."

Those tribal leaders dare not speak out, why don't you say that you are here to be the savior?

"This king is really not here to kill people. This king is here with sincerity. This king is here to do business. Buy and sell with integrity!"

The leaders of the various tribes cursed in their hearts, thank you, sir!Believe me sir!You are so honest, you must have misunderstood the word integrity!

"Look! This king didn't even bring the garrison of Huaiyuan City here, but only brought a little manpower. Isn't this sincerity?"

The tribal leaders took a sneak peek at the [-] manpower, are you sure it's a little bit?

There are also veterans with a sturdy aura and green eyes, each with a horizontal knife and armor, and some are carrying a hard crossbow, hard crossbow, bastard, this is the equipment of the regular army.

Then you told me that you are here for construction and business?Why are we not so stupid to have our heads kicked by donkeys.

"This king will ask you one last question. After the question, whether to leave or leave it to you to decide."

Everyone raised their heads and looked at Li Simo, you should hurry up and ask!After asking, we can go home and eat.

"My lord asks you, this lord came to your place to engage in construction and business. As soon as I arrived at your site, someone robbed you and suffered heavy losses. You are all the principals here. You said, what should I do? Isn't that right?" I should compensate the king for the loss, otherwise how will this business be done in the future?"

The leaders of all the tribes looked confused.

What?You lost a lot?
The Tiele people present were stunned, what the hell I have never seen such a brazen person.

If you want to go away!Looking at the bloody head still dripping under the portrait of Lao Tzu, I immediately panicked, forget it!Just treat it as a waste of money and disaster relief!Just feed the dog!

Li Simo looked at the leaders of the Tiele people who offered to pay compensation, and felt very happy.

Then he turned to Li Mu and said, "Little Lord Li, this is called..."

Li Mu directly interrupted him to prevent this guy from continuing to pretend.

Said first, "Jun Wang, I know this, this is what a gentleman loves money and how to get it!"

Li Simo was taken aback after listening.

Then he grinned, "What Li Gong said makes sense, who said that?"

Li Mu quickly pointed to Laozi's portrait, "I said so!"

"..."

you sure?
(End of this chapter)