I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Chapter 73 Framed and blamed, especially shameless!
"Little Lord Li, good news, good news!"

Not long after Li Mu finished his breakfast, he heard Li Simo yelling and running to him.

"Jun Wang, why are you having fun?" Li Mu asked with a smile.

I saw Li Simo giggling, "Have you heard about Mr. Li? The Western Regions are in chaos."

Li Mu was shocked suddenly, hey, I'm going, big news!
"What's going on? The king of the county said it in detail."

Li Simo roughly described the situation and the whole story.

That's probably how it sums up.

The first master was killed by someone, and the person who killed him was the younger brother of the second master, but the second master didn't want to be the boss!
Then the little brother said that you must be the second in charge, otherwise the other in charge will kill you.

The second leader expressed his grievance, and wanted to kill this little brother to get rid of the relationship, but this little brother has a bit of a background, he frankly sworn a sworn relationship with Tian Khan, you say it is awesome.

Now that the matter has come to this point, the second master will reluctantly become the boss!
Now that he's the boss, the other animals that don't obey must subdue them!
So, the battle broke out like this, and there was no suspicion that Tian Khan was manipulating it behind the scenes.

In short, everyone wants to be the boss, but it is not so easy to be the boss. In addition to being able to fight, you must also have money.

If you don't have money, who the hell will mess with you?

So now the new leader in the Western Regions urgently needs to win a battle to establish his prestige, and grab some money to go back to pay the younger brothers.

So who to hit?
Jinshan over there!Don't dare, because Datang's defense line is blocking it, so you can't fly there.

Tuyuhun it!Don't even dare, it's already Datang's meat on the plate, how dare you come and grab it?Believe it or not, I will kill you.

After much deliberation, I can only do Tiele people!

When Li Mu heard this, he immediately understood.

"Your Majesty... have you done something?"

Li Simo nodded silently.

Indeed, if it were said that Li Shimin was not behind the scenes, even if Wei Zheng and Li Mu were killed, they wouldn't believe it.

Otherwise, what a coincidence, I just told Li Shimin about Gan Tie Le two months ago, and then I was ready to do Tie Le on the back foot in the Western Regions.

This is too coincidental.

Therefore, it must be Li Shimin who is operating secretly.

Because there are Li Shimin's chess pieces in the Western Regions.

It is estimated that it is the second-in-command leader.

But regardless of whether Li Shimin manipulated it secretly, in short, this news is undoubtedly a good thing for Li Mu and Li Simo!
Not long ago, they were thinking about how to kill Yi Nan, and then help a puppet to take over.

Unexpectedly, it has only been more than two months, and the opportunity has come.

It seems that Haotian's father is really on his side.

"So what is the county king planning?" Li Mu looked at Li Simo and asked.

"Attack front and back, annihilate them in one fell swoop!"

Li Simo slapped fists and palms while talking.

With a snap, a hideous look appeared on his face.

The corners of Li Mu's mouth twitched after hearing this, he must have been stunned, he just held a grudge when someone scolded him.

Yi Nan was also unlucky to provoke this mad dog.

"What about the Western Regions?" Li Mu asked tentatively.

Li Simo smiled slightly, "Don't worry, Mr. Li, if you are forced by the situation, you will cooperate."

Heli is the buddy from the west who was pushed up to be the leader. His full name is Ashina Heli.

Speaking of which, he and Li Simo are still relatives.

But it's not a family, it's almost the same as the big family that separated from the Central Plains.

"Then His Majesty has agreed to send troops?" Li Mu continued to ask.

Unfortunately, Li Simo shook his head.

Li Mu was immediately stunned, what do you mean by shaking your head?
If Li Shimin doesn't send troops, what can we do?
I saw Li Simo shaking his head while saying, "In order to avoid suspicion, it is impossible for Your Majesty to send troops directly."

Wait, you wait, you must wait, what do these words mean?
"avoid arousing suspicion?"

"Exactly, after all, the teacher comes from no name."

Oh, Suoga!

After saying this, Li Mu understood.

According to the rules of the Celestial Dynasty, before starting a war, it is generally necessary to pay attention to the reputation of a division.

Now that the neighbors next door are fighting each other, you suddenly ran to intervene, what's the matter!
Of course, unless someone asks Li Shimin for help, Li Shimin will have an excuse to end up participating in the fight.

Therefore, without a legitimate excuse, Li Shimin couldn't lose face to play hooligans.

After all, he wanted to maintain Tian Khan's face.

"Since the imperial court does not send troops, what should we do?"

Li Simo glanced at Li Mu, his eyes were full of the meaning of "the pattern is broken".

"Mr. Li, Xiao Wang is not as good as you in economics, but you are not as good as Xiao Wang when it comes to marching and fighting."

The corner of Li Mu's mouth twitched, he even put it on.

After pretending to be coercive, you Simo continued, "The imperial court can't send troops directly, but that doesn't mean that civilian bandits can't plunder!"

Ok?
Uh-huh? ?
And this kind of operation?

"But the king of the county, how powerful the folk bandits are, it's a drop in the bucket!"

Li Simo secretly despised Li Mu again, but he didn't dare to say it clearly, he just said it with a smile.

"Mr. Li, the folk bandits are just a pretext, so it doesn't matter if you and I disguise the soldiers as bandits."

What the hell!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Li Mu's whole body suddenly became enlightened, it's like opening the door to a new world.

Nima, can the ancient people play hooligans so shamelessly?

Awesome!
But after Li Simo made such a small gesture, a small lightning flashed across Li Mu's mind suddenly.

"Your Majesty, I also have a plan."

"Oh? Then, Mr. Li, please explain in detail."

"Actually, we can also take the elite soldiers to Tiele directly."

"Huh? How do you say this?"

"For example, if our army pursues the enemy and the enemy enters Tiele's territory, then it's justified!"

When Li Simo heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.

Then there was a faint green light in his eyes, and he said with a sinister smile, "Wouldn't it be more beautiful to punish them for harboring again!"

Li Mu had a smug look on his face just now, secretly thinking that he is also a master of hooligans.

As a result, Li Simo's words made him spray.

Why did he think that he was shameless enough, but who knew that Li Simo perfectly explained what shamelessness is.

Li Mu had no choice but to give him a thumbs up, "The king of the county is awesome!"

……

Northland.

A caravan appeared at the border of the Tang Dynasty, and further on, there was an endless grassland. The caravan took a rest here.

"Stop, rest on the spot!"

The caravan of nearly 300 people carried out the order uniformly.

Then began to clean the mouths and noses of horses and camels and other livestock, and then fed beans and grass.

This group of people are all strong and strong, with naked eyes, and they are not easy to mess with at first glance.

I saw that this group of people were all dressed in uniform, with neat blouses inside and a black windbreaker outside, with a belt tied around their waists.

On the feet are black and shiny riding boots, made of the finest Beihai black cowhide, and the tannery craftsmen are highly skilled, and they look like the leather shoes of later generations.

And the black satin breeches are also very well cut, and when worn as a set, they look like successful people in suits and leather shoes of later generations.

All this is inspired by Li Mu, and his improved scissors. The scissors of the Tang Dynasty are different from those of later generations. There is no shaft added. This thing was only available in the Song Dynasty.

But with Li Mu, the wild time-traveling dog, adding axes and scissors hundreds of years ahead of the thick line is not a problem.

Li Mu even made a unique set and sent it to Li Shimin in Chang'an, although he didn't see what Li Shimin looked like after wearing it.

But it is conceivable that with Li Shimin's aggressive style, he can be well dressed as a domineering president.

If Datang also has novels and TV series, then Li Mu wondered whether he should make a book "Datang: Domineering President Li Shimin Falls in Love with Me", which should be a big hit.

The improvement of tools naturally means that the craftsmanship has also improved. Therefore, during this period of time, Li Mu's garment workshop has also been profitable.

After Li Shimin's domineering president Fan Er became popular in Chang'an, the business will naturally be able to go to Chang'an City.

To open up the market, we must start with the celebrity effect. This is the valuable experience Li Mu summed up from Comrade Li Simo's soap development history.

The so-called man depends on clothes and horses rely on saddles, riding boots and breeches with a well-fitting windbreaker, let alone a handsome guy like Li Shimin.

Even someone like Yu Chigong who is not very handsome can raise several levels in an instant.

Although the trench coats on these people in front of them are a little rough, but at least they still look impressive.

And there are two large white characters printed on the back of the windbreaker, SF Express!

Obviously, these people are the couriers of SF Express.

The kind of senior courier, because ordinary couriers don't have such a cool look.

A few days ago, Jakir got an order from Li Mu to go to the grassland to secretly meet with Qibi Heli under the pretense of escorting the goods, and told him to make preparations, and this side is ready to do something.

A buddy named Haagen-Dazs also set off with Jakir this time.

This buddy is from the Heishui Basin in Liaodong.

When Li Mu was recruiting crew members, this buddy took the initiative to sign up.

According to Haagen-Dazs, he once went to sea and even went to Baekje Fusang and other places.

When Li Mu heard this, he was immediately astonished. After all, in this era, there are not many talents who can go to sea.

So Li Mu wanted to ask him to preside over the construction of the fleet.

But Haagen-Dazs said he couldn't figure it out and had to go back and recruit some old buddies.

So, there is this accompanying matter.

At this time, Jakir and Haagen-Dazs were resting and chatting, "Tell me, what is Mr. Jingyang doing this trip? Do you want to wipe out Tie Le in one fell swoop?"

"Mr. Jingyang's ability is not something I can guess. I'll just do it. Also, after passing Tie Le, I have to go back to Heishui."

"Mr. Jingyang asked you to go back?"

"Well, Lord Jingyang asked me to go back to find people who are familiar with boat handling and collect wood. It's not just me. It is said that Lord Jingyang also sent people to the south of the Yangtze River to find expert boat operators."

"Mr. Jingyang is going to sea?"

"It should be."

Jakir's eyes lit up when he heard the words, overseas!That is a place full of legends!
"It is said that the overseas land is full of gold and silver. I wonder if it is true?"

Haagen-Dazs smiled slightly and said, "That's a rumor, but there are indeed a lot of valuable things, which are dangerous. It's common for ships to be destroyed."

"Old Ha, have you ever been out at sea?"

"Ah."

Haagen-Dazs nodded silently.

Jakki suddenly looked excited, and took Haagen-Dazs to discuss the sailing knowledge for half a day.

……

The next day.

The caravan set off again.

Since Jieli, the prairie bully, had just been raped by Datang two years ago, he was even arrested and taken to Chang'an to be raised in captivity.

Now the entire grassland is still resounding with the prestige of Datang, and there is Li Simo, a mad dog, threatening beside him.

Basically, the Han people can now walk sideways in the grassland area, not to mention that this caravan has a high value of force at first glance, so this journey is very safe.

Occasionally, one or two tribes who don't know what is good or bad want to secretly make a vote, but unfortunately this caravan is fully equipped, with basic standard equipment such as crossbows and crossbows.

He's even wearing body armor, body armor, oh shit!

No one has made this thing except Li Mu.

In addition to body armor, Li Mu secretly stuffed them with several boxes of explosives.

Therefore, those few tribes who did not know what to do were almost not razed to the ground.

From then on, no one dared to think about SF Express again.

Even when they saw the banner of SF Express, those prairie tribes who usually work part-time as robbers walked around directly.

Still robbing?If you don't rob, you are considered benevolent and righteous of SF Express!

So wherever the caravan went, it was like a tiger passing by, they all ran away!
……

A few days later, the caravan came to Qibi.

"Patriarch Qibi, this is a letter from Jing Yangrang to the patriarch."

Jakir handed the letter to Qibi Hori.

After Qibi Heli took the letter, he opened it and glanced at it hastily.

After reading it, I couldn't help but my eyes lit up.

"Duke Jingyang and the county king are going to fight?"

"I don't know, but Lord Jingyang ordered me to bring something to Patriarch Qibi."

"what?"

"Dynamite!"

"Explosives?"

Qibi Heli looked confused, what is the explosive?Curative?

I saw Jakir slightly smiling, very mysteriously.

"A fetish, comparable to thunder!"

"Comparable to thunder?"

Qibi Heli has an incredulous expression on his face, is it so awesome?
Then Jakir showed Qibi Heli with a smile, what is excitement!

boom!
A deafening explosion sounded.

Qibi Heli was stunned there, unable to calm down for a long time.

This medicine is really fast!

(End of this chapter)