I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Chapter 49 From Li Shimin's Dimensionality Reduction Strike!

Picking up soap is an art.

It pays attention to a posture.

Picking up a good call macho.

If you don't pick it up well, you're called gay.

Of course, there are also those who burst into tears while picking it up, such as a certain time-traveling dog.

Looking at the whole warehouse of soap, Li Mu couldn't help but sigh.

Recently, I come to pick up soap every day, for fear that the soap will get wet.

After all, there is a whole stock of soap, it cannot be sold, what a crime!
As for why it can't be sold?

It's all tears.

I thought that soap, the favorite of Tang hunks, was created.

He must be able to earn a lot of money.

After all, historical travel novels are written in this way.

How many old timetravelers made their fortunes by relying on this stuff.

But who knew it would fall in his hands.

Before, Li Mu asked Li Simo to help collect a lot of alkali poles.

All that was spent was real money, plus labor and material costs in the production process.

Although there are a lot of these things in the Hetao area, they grow wildly all over the ground, and no one is willing to pick this shit. It was not until Li Mu said that he would buy this kind of thing in a big way, which triggered an upsurge in picking alkali poles in the Hetao area.

But it also costs money to buy it.

Lao Tzu's money did not come from the wind.

At that time, after burning these picked lye seeds into alkaline soil, Li Mu excitedly produced a large amount of soap.

Who knew that after a large amount of soap was produced, it couldn't be sold!
Because for the people in the Hetao area, this thing is superfluous.

Why do I have to spend money to buy this thing after washing my hands or taking a shower?

I burned a lot of money!
So Li Mu's soap has no market at all, and there is a pile of inventory, and they don't know how to deal with it?
This is undoubtedly Li Mu's most failed investment since he traveled through the Tang Dynasty, and it went to his grandma's house.

After this incident, Li Mu was so frightened that he didn't even dare to produce toilet paper. Why is this stuff similar to soap?

Want to know what ancient people used to go to the toilet?
Use toilet chips!

What the hell is a toilet chip?

A piece of bamboo is used to scrape things, and it can be recycled after washing, you can imagine.

Things that can be recycled, and things that can be used once, Li Mu wants to know the choices of the people of Datang with his knees!
Fortunately, Li Mu didn't mass-produce toilet paper, he only produced some for his own use.

I dare not let people know, if Kong Yingda and other scholars know that he wipes his ass with paper, it's humiliating for old Kong to hack him to death with a knife!

But what to do with the soap in this warehouse?Li Mu expressed that it hurts.

Until Li Simo returned from reporting work in Chang'an City.

"Mr. Li, you can't sell these soaps anyway, why don't you give them to Xiao Wang!"

"Send? Why do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Uh...how about Xiao Wang paying for it?"

"If you have money, then it's easy to talk, the king of the county, let's sit down and chat slowly."

When Li Mu heard that he was rich, he immediately started talking with a friendly face.

Li Simo said that I can buy these things, but the price should not be too high.

At that time, Li Mu had the exhilarating feeling of having been taken advantage of. Anyway, if he sold it at the original price, it would be fine.

So Li Mu readily agreed.

While handing over, he also praised Li Simo for his righteousness!

After handing over, Li Mu asked him what do you want this thing for?
Li Simo said to send relatives and friends!There is also a reward for the younger brother to pretend to be coercive!
Li Mu patted Li Simo's shoulder with emotion, and praised again, "The king of the county is righteous!"

So Li Mu sold the soap to Li Simo at a low price.

After handling the handover work, Li Mu went to work on other projects.

As for Li Simo, after getting this batch of soap, he rushed to Chang'an the next day.

what to do?
See Li Shimin!
"Your Majesty, you asked the minister to bring you something."

"Oh? Come and show me."

Li Shimin heard that Li Mu secretly made something called soap, but he didn't tell him, so he was very angry.

Later, when he heard that the boy's soap could not be sold, he suddenly felt secretly refreshed.

So he secretly ordered Li Simo to fool Li Mu's soap over.

That's why Li Simo bought soap from Li Mu at a low price.

"What's so mysterious about this thing?" Li Shimin asked with a piece of soap in his hand.

"The wonder of this thing is that it can remove dirt and dirt, and it also has a fragrance after use."

"Oh? Really?"

"Your Majesty doesn't believe me, I can show you."

After Li Simo finished speaking, he took off his clothes and started performing on the spot...

……

Is Li Simo's reality show disgusting to Li Shimin?no one knows.

I only know that it didn't take long for Li Shimin's wives to start using this kind of soap.

Needless to say, all the concubines in the harem said that this thing is very miraculous.

It is not only the concubines in the harem who said that this object is miraculous, Li Shimin also thinks it is miraculous, especially when taking a mandarin duck bath, it is so miraculous.

Soon the news spread that the nobles in the palace used soap popularly.

When the people in Chang'an City heard this, they were like, damn it!The things that the nobles use must be good things, so they all asked where this thing called soap can be sold.

At this time, some official sales teams who do not want to be named have thick lines.

The thick line is very timely and appropriate, without any trace of PS.

The per capita living standard in Chang'an City is naturally not comparable to that of the local turtles in Huaiyuan City.

People in Chang'an: How much is a piece of soap?
Salesperson: 50 Wen a piece.

People in Chang'an: I bought it.

Proud!Without bargaining.

If this is changed to Huaiyuan City, no one will buy it for five cents.

This is just a retail scene, those who buy in wholesale are called local tyrants.

Who will buy in wholesale?

Pingkang Square!

In this way, the soap market was opened in Chang'an City, and the sales volume was still booming.

After Li Mu heard the news, a mouthful of old blood spewed out directly.

God, you are playing with me!
Heart hurts!I think I would not love anymore!
However, what made Li Mu even more heartbroken was that after the soap became popular in Chang'an City, Li Simo immediately ran to the grassland to tell the leaders of the various ministries.

"Have you ever heard of soap?"

When the leaders of the ministries heard that this thing was praised by His Majesty Tian Khan, Tian Khan himself also used it.

What are you waiting for?
So all the leaders said that they would also have such a magical thing like Tian Khan.

Li Simo smiled slightly, want to buy?Okay!A piece of soap costs 500 Wen, not a second price.

The point is that these idiots actually bought it!
When Li Mu heard the news, he happened to be practicing. He lost his breath due to excitement, and immediately vomited three liters of blood. He fell into a coma. After waking up, he lay on the bed for several days, chanting: My soap!O my soap!

At this time, Li Shimin, who was far away in Chang'an, smiled charmingly, "Stinky boy, fight with me, you are still too tender."

(End of this chapter)