I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Chapter 349 Li Shimin, I'm really going to start pretending!
Luoyang.

Today is the day of the [-]th National Congress of the Lunar New Year.

At the court meeting, Li Shimin, who wanted to pretend to be aggressive, couldn't wait to use his pretending skills.

"My lords, I want to enshrine Zen Taishan, what kind of etiquette do you think should be used?"

It looks like an interrogative sentence, but it is actually an affirmative sentence.

It means, "I decided to go to Mount Tai to watch the sunrise and pretend to be aggressive. Don't force me, just tell me how to go about the process."

Hmm, that's probably what it means.

Of course, it is not uncommon for those who want to stand up to express their opposition, but at best they just think about it. If they really stand up, they will give their heads away.

After all, Boss Li is now in the state of Kai Wushuang. With the blessing of layers of buffs, elite bosses with five surnames and seven wangs can be killed directly. Will you care about a wild monster?
So the cultured people in the court wanted to make a fuss about the Zhou ceremony, and if they couldn't resist, it would be disgusting.

List the emperors who went to Mount Tai to pretend to be bullying in the past dynasties, list them one by one, make a table, and then fill them up for him.

Let you pretend, let you pretend.
Originally, the ideal was beautiful, but the reality slapped them hard.

These cultural people wanted to make a fuss about the Zhou ceremony, and they disgusted Boss Li, but there was a humanoid monster that was even more disgusting than them.

I saw the humanoid monster surnamed Yuchi speak directly in the hall.

"Your Majesty's meritorious deeds are so great that you can tell God even if you don't stick to common etiquette."

What the hell!

Fuck it!

Lying in a big slot!
The dead dogs below are immediately confused, you don't play cards according to the routine! ?
According to the meaning of Yuchi's door god, "Whoever has the biggest dick is the most polite, Your Majesty, you are the biggest dick, and you are the most polite!"

Then a shit-stirring stick surnamed Cheng also stood up, "Your Majesty, I think what Duke Wu said is true!"

The translation is, "The minister also thinks that your majesty is a big dick, so you can mess around as you like!"

I am Nima!
Those educated people almost spit a mouthful of old phlegm on the faces of Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin.

But seeing the fists as big as sandbags of these two guys, it was very wise to continue to be a dead dog in an instant.

Li Shimin had a relaxed expression on his face, which was comparable to the state of just smoking after he finished health care.

Well, just, very nice!
So the dead dogs turned their heads to a certain old troll surnamed Wei.

Old Wei looked hesitant, thinking that the old man is now pretending to be a servant, a big shot at the prime minister level, wouldn't it be a little bad to go back to his old job?

Just when Old Wei hesitated a little, someone stood up again.

That buddy's surname is Li, and his nickname is Tota Li Tianwang. Ah bah, his nickname is Datang Army God.

Li Jing usually doesn't speak much, because he wants to maintain his aloof personality.

But he stood up today, he stood up!

Just when the dead dogs were full of expectations, thinking that Li Tianwang would stand up and uphold justice.

Li Tianwang moistened his throat and said, "Your Majesty, I'm seconding the proposal!"

puff--

The dead dogs below spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Finally give up the treatment directly.

Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction and said, "The pharmacist knows me."

Originally he was a little hesitant to go up and spray it, but when he saw that even Li Tianwang came out to flatter him, what bicycle would he need?

Immediately close the eyes, the eyes are blind.

Changsun Wuji and Du Ruhui next to them were still considering whether to stand up and calm down the situation, but now it seems that they don't need it at all.

So they looked at each other and smiled, and continued to pretend silently.

Of course, the reason why Li Tianwang stood up to support Li Shimin was that Li Shimin would make him go home and think about his past every now and then.Another important reason is that his eldest nephew Li Zekai is now making a lot of money in the south of the Yangtze River relying on policy relations, and then sends boxes of gold to his home every month.

These all need Li Shimin's care, so if you take others' hands short and eat others' mouths short, you can't pretend to be lofty when it's time to stand on the platform.

Li Tianwang doesn't explain why he fought well. This is well known, so as a well-structured military strategist, will he not be able to see the current situation?
The current situation is obviously to follow the emperor to have meat to eat. If this is the case, why waste energy doing something that is not there.

Get your posture right and try to make yourself as comfortable as possible.

Moreover, in the current market situation, the aristocratic families are about to die, so what kind of green onion am I, dare to stand up and sing against Boss Li, thinking that my life in my later years is not exciting enough?

Just look at the Cui family, who was not only punched to death by Boss Li, but also thrown to the Western Regions to shine and glow after death.

This is the rhythm that even if you die, the corpse has to be used as waste, and some corpse oil is extracted.

Therefore, you can't blame Li Tianwang for flattering and admitting cowardice.

In this situation, who dares to refuse?Hold on!

Then, the entire Great Court was basically Li Shimin pretending to be coercive, and Long Aotian possessed him throughout the whole process, how he pretended to be coercive.

The most important thing is that the sycophant army headed by Xu Jingzong escorted him at any time, taking pictures of Li Shimin every minute to make him feel comfortable all over.

Xu Jingzong is worthy of being Li Shimin's personal good, no matter it is for daily use or night use, this product is second to none.

One word, comfortable!
In the end, under the circumstances of "reluctantly", Li Shimin formally decided to take his younger brothers to take a walk around Mount Tai, watch the sunrise, and then write a "visit here" or something.

Moreover, after going to Mount Tai to pretend to be aggressive, they will continue to go north and go straight to Liaodong.

That is the so-called "royal driving personal conquest".

This move is basically based on what the first emperor did. The only difference is that the first emperor was an "Eastern Tour", while Li Shimin was a "North Drift".

So the "Liaodong Hunting Tour" was decided hastily.

It felt like Li Shimin said that he was going to the Northeast to participate in the Errenzhuan competition, which was in line with the construction of spiritual civilization.

"It seems that they are going to wipe out the remnants of Goguryeo in one fell swoop."

"Well, Liaodong has also received the emperor's edict, and now it is preparing to build a new city for the emperor."

"The barbarians in Liaodong are about to be squeezed out of their surplus value. It is also a good time to patrol Liaodong at this time."

"It is said that the Yalu Water Tree Monument will be the boundary at that time?"

"Whether it's Yalushui, it is estimated that there will be some actions in the north and south of Taibai Mountain. Maybe at that time, in addition to building the city, it will also build a port. With the emperor's urine, he will not leave the fat without taking a bite. "

"Well, what my brother said is that there are many places overseas that produce gold and silver. The establishment of Hong Kong in Liaodong can echo Denglai and control Fusang and other countries."

"Why don't you be a little bolder?"

"Ok?"

"Wouldn't it be safer to directly cut off the national lineage of Fusang, exterminate its temples, and then build Hong Kong in the old places of Fusang, Silla, and Baekje?"

"Is this okay?"

"Why not? It's just between flipping hands."

After Li Mu finished speaking, he turned his palms, and directly placed on the desk.

In an instant, the desk under him turned into crumbs, showing a little domineering!

(End of this chapter)