Chapter 3 Potatoes, but that's all!
"By the way, Lao Li, since you are the official of the imperial court, let me ask you something."

"What's the matter?"

Li Shimin looked at him with great interest. To be honest, although this brain-dead son seemed to be back to normal.

But there is still a difference between being normal and being smart. Of course, his son Li Shimin can't just be normal.

So he was full of expectations for Li Mu's sudden interest in political affairs.

If this former brain-damaged son really became sharper, then he wouldn't mind letting Li Mu recognize his ancestor and entrust him with a heavy responsibility.

"I heard that there is a drought in Henan, so the court didn't do anything?"

"Shang Shu's right servant has been sent to shoot Fang Qiao to Henan Road to pray for rain."

"Pray for rain?"

"Exactly."

"Damn, Lao Li, is your emperor being too funny, can praying for rain solve the problem? Why is he treating Fang Xuanling as a thunderbolt?"

Li Shimin's face turned dark immediately.

Although he didn't understand what "Xiu Dou" meant, what was certain was that it was definitely not a good word.

"Isn't it always like this? In your opinion, what should it be?"

"Hurry up to stabilize food prices and prepare for disaster relief operations! The rain will not fall for the time being."

"Huh? It won't rain? Do you also think it's a disaster from heaven?"

"Calamity punishment is a fart, it's just a natural phenomenon."

Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, what he was most afraid of was that the world would say disasters and punishments from the heavens, warning him that the emperor was wrong.

As we all know, he, Li Shimin, came to power only through the bloodshed of the Xuanwu Gate.

The little black spot of killing brothers and killing brothers will never be erased in this life.

Therefore, this is his sensitive point, but some people secretly encouraged him to say that the disaster and punishment from heaven was because Li Shimin was not in the right position.

"Do you really think that this drought is just a natural phenomenon, not the so-called punishment from heaven, to warn the saint that his position is not right?"

"Hey, what's the warning? If Haotian's father really thinks that Li Shimin's position is not right, why not just strike him to death with a bolt of lightning? Why are there so many tricks?"

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.

The words are good, but why do they sound so awkward?

"Then what do you think of today's saints?"

"It's not bad, barely worthy of the title of emperor through the ages."

"One emperor through the ages?"

When Li Shimin heard this, the tiger's body shook, and it shook again and again.

Even he himself didn't dare to think about this evaluation.

Could it be that this kid is flattering me?

No, he probably doesn't know my identity, and the tone of this kid's speech doesn't sound like he's flattering!
"You really think so? Is your evaluation of today's saint really so high?"

"Ang, this cannot deny him, Li Shimin is really awesome."

"Brilliant?"

"It means great."

"Oh!"

"But Li Shimin's awesomeness is awesome, there is one thing that must be complained about."

"..."

"It's just the matter of getting married. It's too dishonest. The dignified empire is responsible for relying on women to stabilize the frontier, hot chicken!"

Li Shimin almost couldn't hold back and slapped him directly.

How dare you call yourself a hot chicken, it's not a thing.

But think about it carefully, wait a minute, wait a minute, when did I get married?

"Did you remember wrongly, when did the saint have a marriage?"

"Well, not yet, but there will be in the future."

I'm so...

Li Shimin almost slapped him to death, there will be gods in the future, but I just don't get along with each other, not now, nor in the future.

Li Shimin secretly decided in his heart that no matter how difficult the situation will be in the future, he will resolutely refrain from making peace.

Never let this little bastard see the joke.

Li Mu didn't know that one word of his own would actually decide a big change. Since then, no princess in Tang Dynasty has ever made a marriage proposal.

"By the way, Lao Li, you must be hungry since you came from afar. It's time for dinner, why don't we have a light meal together?"

"Alright, I just happened to be hungry, so I'm bothering you."

"Don't bother, it's just an extra pair of chopsticks."

After Li Mu finished speaking, he turned to Li Fu and continued, "Uncle Fu, please go to the field and get some potatoes and peppers, and some corn, too."

"Good son."

Li Shimin listened with a dazed expression.

What the hell are potatoes?

What the hell is chili?

What the hell is corn?

"Boy Li Mu, what species are the potatoes, peppers, and corns you just mentioned, and why have I never heard of them?"

"Oh, these are new species, I brought them from other places."

"Isn't it from Middle Earth? Could it be from the land of Outer Hu?"

"Uh, so be it!"

"Oh? I've also heard a lot about the wild animals, but I've never heard of this kind of species. Could you take me to see them?"

"sure!"

So Li Mu took Li Shimin to the field, pointed to the crop with purple flowers and said.

"Now, here are the potatoes."

At this time, Forber was digging potatoes.

Li Shimin walked over enthusiastically, intending to take a look at what the so-called potatoes looked like.

As a result, at first glance, these things are all ugly things.

Brown skin, pitted, looks ordinary, even a little unpleasant.

Li Shimin shook his head in disappointment.

"But so!"

(End of this chapter)

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