I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Chapter 223 It's really just curiosity, really!
At this time, a certain wild time-traveling dog that was about to move in his heart just wanted to rush to the Western Regions to earn merit points.

No matter what!

The great, bright and correct Emperor Taizong took his hand.

He said earnestly, "The Western Regions are too dangerous, you! Leave it to me!"

The reason is that there is still work to be done.

Li Mu was upset at the time, what other errands are there?
The school affairs are all handed over to the dean Li Chunfeng.

On the side of the Imperial College, those useless people rushing to the street don't want to listen to his lectures at all, wishing that he would leave as soon as possible!
Speaking of it, it is not that Li Mu has made no contribution to the Imperial College.

At least he taught those rich second generations to learn probability.

Use something called a dice.

By the way, I made a game called "Monopoly".

The original intention is to show the learning method of probability more intuitively.

But then these people used it for gambling or something, so you can't blame him.

After knowing this, Lao Kong almost killed him with a knife.

Li Mu spread his hands, and rolled the dice to move the grid.

Blame me?
Anyway, Li Mu doesn't think that the Guozijian gang who are addicted to gambling on the street has half of Kaiyuan Tongbao relationship with him.

Lao Tzu is promoting mathematical probability, and I am contributing to Datang.

I am proud!
For this reason, Kong Yingda sued Li Shimin.

So Li Shimin scolded him.

Li Mu was annoyed, so he asked for sick leave, and then resigned.

Tell Li Shimin that I am sick, and I can't continue to shine for Datang. Lao Li, you should hire someone else.

Then, by the way, I packed up my things and prepared to run away from home. Where would I go?Go to the Western Regions.

So Li Mu, who was passive and sabotage, was invited by Boss Li to drink tea in Ganlu Palace.

Boss Li said earnestly, "As a minister, you should share your worries for the emperor. Didn't your teacher teach you?"

Li Mu shook his head, "Not really!"

Li Shimin's face trembled with anger, "Then tell me, what have you learned?"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness."

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Li Shimin didn't react for a long time, and stared at Li Mu for a long time.

Li Mu kept his face paralyzed the whole time.

This trick was learned from Li Tianwang.

I used to think that Li Jing was just pretending to be aggressive and deliberately pretending to be cold.

Now I know why Li Tianwang maintains a paralyzed expression all the year round.

They were all forced by Boss Li.

Ordinary people really have no confidence in the face of Boss Li's death stare, and his defense will be broken by his domineering aura in minutes.

As for acting skills, I'm just kidding, who else in this world has better acting skills than the emperor?
As the saying goes, if the acting skills are not enough, the facial paralysis will make up for it.

This is undoubtedly a truth.

So Li Mu is now starting to implement this truth.

While Li Mu's face was paralyzed, at the same time he expressed contempt for Li Shimin's death stare, his heart was not fluctuating, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

cut!
The emperor is amazing?

God Khan is amazing ah?
Release some bastard air at every turn, or the death gaze of an eternal emperor.

Do you really think I'm a local turtle?
Lao Tzu is a cultivator.

Trying to convince me with this supernatural phenomenon, I tell you, you are still too young.

The two stared at each other quietly for a long time.

In the end, maybe Li Shimin found the atmosphere a bit awkward, so he spoke first.

"say something!"

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Li Mu looked confused, "What do you want me to say?"

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Li Shimin himself was a little confused, yes, what did you say?
But it's embarrassing to stare like that.

Li Mu is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, so he should not be a civil servant.

I don't want to be it yet!
Looking back on the past few years, I have done a lot of work and paid a lot of filial piety, but in the end there are no rewards.

Although he doesn't care about any rewards for being promoted, as long as Lao Li thinks of him, it is enough to open the door for him.

Anyway, becoming an official is not his main pursuit, so it doesn't matter if he has one or not.

Moreover, to be honest, he didn't like staying in Chang'an very much.

There are too many constraints.

If he could leave Chang'an, he didn't even know how happy he would be.

Leaving Chang'an, the sky is high for birds to fly, and the sea is wide for fish to leap.

Whether in Hebei, Northwest, or beyond the Great Wall, or even overseas, Lao Tzu is like a dragon sitting on the ground, much more powerful than in Chang'an.

Who cares about your broken place.

Just when Li Mu was about to fight to the end.

Li Shimin suddenly said this.

"Can you not go? I need you!"

Ok?
Uh-huh? ?
hmmmm? ? ?
What does this mean?
Don't tell me you're acting like a baby, Lao Li!

Li Mu stared at Li Shimin with his dog eyes wide open.

What the hell is it that he found out that domineering aura and death stare don't work anymore, so he plans to play the emotional card?

"Old Li, don't do this, I'm afraid!"

Nonsense, can you not be afraid?

One day your leader held your hand, and then said very sensationally, "I need you!"

Are you afraid of not being afraid?
Just ask if you are afraid?
It is estimated that he is either taking the blame or acting as a scapegoat.

"Old Li, you better tell me clearly what's going on, I'm very scared now!"

Now Li Mu has secretly made up his mind, if the matter is too serious, he will run away immediately and leave Chang'an in disguise.

Li Shimin coughed, then said with a smile.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that there is a secret errand that you need to do."

Ok?
Uh-huh? ?
Secret errand?

Don't scare me, is it possible that I really want to take the blame or act as a scapegoat?

"What's the matter, Old Li?"

"Go south for me."

"What? Going to the south? What are you doing in the south?"

I saw Li Shimin's face suddenly turned serious, and said: "I have a secret report that Mr. Ying's intentions are wrong, I want you to go and have a look."

"Mr. Ying? Who is it?"

Li Mu is very fascinated by the Dukes of the Tang Dynasty, the Dukes of the county, and so on.

It's hard to remember a few, people change their titles every once in a while, which makes his mind very confused.

For example, people like Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Changsun Wuji.

Everyone had to change their titles several times. If Li Mu hadn't been familiar with these people, he probably wouldn't have known who was with whom.

Li Shimin gave him a look of contempt, and then continued, "It's the warrior Xun."

"Samurai Yu?"

Li Mu didn't pay much attention to it at first, but then he suddenly felt that the name sounded familiar?

Samurai Yu?
Surname Wu?

Wait, you wait for me, you must wait.

This can't be the father of the legendary empress, can it?

What the hell!

In other words, after I go to the south, it is very likely that I will meet this legendary Empress Wu Zetian?
What the hell!

Thinking about it, it's really a little chicken jelly!
So Li Mu nodded in agreement without thinking long.

After all, the opportunity is rare!
Of course, he was just curious about the empress, and he had absolutely no intention of being included in the harem.

Really just curious.

Really!

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