I don't want five to five

Chapter 152 Teaches you how to play, cook wine and talk about heroes! 【[-] in [-]】

"Haha, believe me for sure, my brother Kai is upright and humble, elegant and easy-going, how could he have something to do with cheating!"

"Yes, Brother Kai, we support you, as you said, the fans are all your family members...so we will definitely wait for you to return to the top, kill faker solo, and end the part of the strongest mid laner in China and South Korea two years ago Enmity and enmity!"

"Brother Kai's Kai is the Kai who started to create miracles, the Kai who started to kill super gods, but it is definitely not the Kai who cheated!"

"There's nothing wrong with it. My brother Kai's performance today will definitely be recorded in the annals of history...Look at me blowing my brother Kai up on the Internet after I go back!"

There was a booing sound at the scene.

Almost everyone was cheering for Lu Kai loudly.

Seeing the audience so uniformly believe that he did not cheat, Lu Kai is also satisfied... The so-called flirting session, he also intends to stop here.

And behind him, other YM players, PDD and Su Xiong were all smiling.

PDD was thinking about his acceptance speech frantically in his heart.

Originally, he wanted to make a show, but seeing that Lu Kai had already finished the show ahead of time...he changed his mind and planned to be serious and sensational, but the effect was much better than Lu Kai's flirting.

So, Lu Kai was dumbfounded on the stage when he heard that fat man PDD pouring out his bitterness.

Why is this business difficult to do, why all his wealth and hopes are pinned on YM... Anyway, what PDD said, even Su Xiong and Wang Zhaokai couldn't help but want to wipe their tears, why didn't they know that the club was so miserable before , It seems that the capital chain will break at any time and it will be on the verge of bankruptcy!

But don't say it yet.

With such an embellished description of PDD, many people are full of sympathy for the hastily established YM.

I feel that such a team can enter the LPL is so inspirational... Many fans of Lu Kai and PDD also love Wuwu, and they all posted on Weibo saying that they have been fans of YM for life!

After seeing everyone in the audience yelling for YM to come on, PDD stopped and thanked everyone for their support.

Of course, he didn't forget to brag about Lu Kai... It's just that while bragging, he directly gave Lu Kai a big hat, saying that he is definitely the number one mid laner in China when he goes all out!

To the fans in the audience, there must be no problem with these words. They wished they could be like PDD and brag about the current Lu Kai like a rarity in the sky.

But Lu Kai immediately complained in his heart... the number one player in China, can you keep a low profile on your PDD?

Don't you know that I took medicine today, and when I hit three poles tomorrow, I will still be stunned and everyone will be hanged and beaten by the LPL team!

……

Well, PDD really doesn't know.

After he finished playing, and Xiaoming Ning Wang and others finished their interviews, the LPL relegation match finally came to an end.

The group left the stage, and as soon as they reached the aisle, PDD immediately ran over with a smile and hooked Lu Kai's shoulders, asked him what he wanted to eat tonight, and said casually, frowning, he wrote the word PDD upside down!

Since PDD has let go of his rhetoric, then Lu Kai must give him this face.

The Shaxian Hotel was too far away, and there was no five-star chain restaurant nearby, so he waved his hand and pointed to the east... indicating that the Shangri-La Hotel on the Bund was barely passable, and it was time for everyone to go there and have a feast together.

PDD felt a pain in his heart.

But seeing the other team members cheering and celebrating one by one, he could only endure it, pretending to be generous, calling for a bus, and setting off towards the Huangpu River!
It's worth mentioning that in the car, the viper actually came over to apologize to Lu Kai in a low voice, saying that he was always trying to prove himself, and he was always unwilling to let Lu Kai start...

These words also made Lu Kai laugh out loud, expressing that VIPer should feel relieved.

He doesn't care about these small things... and he himself may not be in YM in the future, and the future still depends on young people like viper.

Such words made Viper even more ashamed.

At the same time, he was extremely embarrassed... There is a reason why a person like Brother Kai can succeed. Just this kind of heart, it is completely unmatched by a kid like him!

But if Lu Kai is not necessarily in YM, it makes Su Xiong, Wang Zhaokai and others feel regretful.

But they figured it out quickly.

With Brother Kai's strength, he will definitely participate in the S competition to attack the world champion.

Even if YM made it to the LPL, it is still impossible for them to have the chance to participate in the S game.

So Brother Kai's not renewing his contract is probably a certainty... But who cares, it's best if Brother Kai really gets the S crown in the future.

In this way, Tang Chao and Coach Zhang will brag about it in the future, and some will say that they used to be analysts for the world champions!

……

The Shangri-La Hotel slaughtered more than a hundred thousand PDDs in one meal.

But this LPL spot has earned at least tens of millions for PDD!

And this is only the economic benefits on the surface, not including the invisible benefits such as the rise in the value of each player in the team, the fame of the YM club, and the increase in his own popularity.

So when PDD toasted Lu Kai three times during the meal, it would definitely not be said that he suffered a disadvantage.

Anyway, this guy was very drunk very quickly... In his words, from the time he beat WE and swung the Mantis Fist until now, he seems to have never been as happy as he is today.

Lu Kai took a taxi and went back to the villa alone at midnight.

Today, after such a perfect match, he has reason to believe that the entire Internet should be full of posts boasting about himself.

As soon as he got home, he was a little drunk and didn't bother to look for the system. He lay down on the bed tired and paralyzed, picked up his phone, and while resting, he browsed Weibo and Zhihu.

really.

The top trending topics on Weibo are all contracted by him... "Five-five-year comeback" and topics such as "Let the second chase the third miracle YM" are all firmly in the forefront of Weibo, and even the big power is suspected of being Hot topics such as divorce were firmly suppressed behind her!
As for the Post Bar, the ones that interested Lu Kai the most were those idioms such as "five are comparable", "five are unstoppable", "five sons are admitted to the imperial examination", "five ways of speaking" and so on.

Anyway, as long as it is an idiom starting with the word "wu", they can hang it on their heads witty... Lu Kai can't help admiring the achievement of hybrid rice, which can make so many netizens feel full and have nothing to do. chat.

Lu Kai looked at how he was still at the peak at this time, and he could bear the blame and resist pressure.

Soon, he found a post called "Throwing bricks to attract jade, cooking wine to talk about heroes!".

Such a name is simply unique among all kinds of boastful stickers today.

Out of curiosity, Lu Kai opened the post directly.

No, this seems to be a grave-digging post with thousands of floors... The person who posted it was the well-known multiplayer editor "Light of Valoran"

As for the original text, it directly made Lu Kai dumbfounded.

Because the first floor is full of hundreds of words, it was published in 2013, and it is still teasing the big-nosed Ruofeng who has been retired for almost two years and is currently honestly serving as the anchor of Panda.

"Cooking wine is a hero!"

"One day, if the wind had a feast for Xiao Cang, we toasted and drank with him. Cang saw that his nose was as big as a pestle, and he was very pleased. The two sat opposite each other and drank happily.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind and sour rain. According to what Xiaobing pointed out, it was the baron who was refreshed and stood proudly in the Summoner Canyon.

Ruofeng and Xiaocang watch it from the other side.

Feng said: "The baron can be far or near, he can move or be still when facing the enemy; when he is far away, he spits out acid, when he is close, he beats his head and bites; Involving all directions, it is like a person's ambition to cross the world. It is comparable to the heroes of the alliance. Xiaocang has read countless people, so he must know the heroes of the world, please try to point it out."

Cang evaded and said: "Cang can recognize a hero with his naked eyes!"

The nose of the wind stirred, and he said angrily, "Don't be too modest!"

Cang said helplessly: "There is a man who leads a surprise army, dominates the Korean server, rises up in the league, is invincible, and all opponents are sincerely convinced. Brother Lee, a true hero!"

Feng waved his hands and said: "Although Brother Li is strong, he has been in the OGN league for a long time, and he dare not come to our Celestial Dynasty to prove himself, he can't be called a hero!"

Cang said: "Oh, I love hen and dog yin, I have been on the top lane for a long time, and my domineering side leaks, can I be a hero?"

Feng Xiao said: "If you don't know how to resist pressure, I will catch him sooner or later!"

Xiao Cang said: "Brother Jipi, you are brave in battle and have undergone many changes. Now you are in charge of the people under President Wang's jurisdiction, and there are many capable subordinates. Can you be a hero?"

Feng said: "Brother Fart is bold and cowardly, brave but not resourceful, throwing snakes for beauties; dancing wildly for small profits, you are not a hero!"

Cang said: "There is a young woman in the capital, who sings in Kyushu, plays disc with one hand, and plays robbery with the other. Can Liu Zhihao be a hero?"

Feng said: "The ups and downs are uncertain, and the IQ is in a hurry. You are not a hero!"

Cang said: "There is a man who achieves success at a young age. He always has a bright future. He is a mad puppy of the royal family. Is this a hero?"

Feng said: "The little dog is all up to Ueno to be a dog, and the treatment is oppressive. He is not a hero!"

Xiao Cang said: "The old thief Xiye, who is known as the Emperor Qingxun, can he be a hero?"

Feng said: "Although you belong to my clan, you are my younger generation, how can you be a hero!"

Xiao Cang said: "Your clan relatives, the head of the Berry God Factory, Curly Hair and others, have gone through hundreds of battles, won countless victories, and are famous all over the world. Are they heroes?"

Feng Xiao said: "Although each has his own bravery, he has been under my command for a long time, and it is my arm to help him. He is a general, not a prime minister. How can we talk about heroes!"

Cang said: "If there is no state, how about the five-fifth generation?"

Feng stroked his palms and laughed loudly and said: "These are all Vietnamese migrant workers. What's the point of killing Matt, washing, cutting and blowing!"

Xiao Cang said: "Besides this, Cang really doesn't know."

Feng took a sip of tea, clicked his tongue, sniffed and said: "Heroic husbands, with dreams in mind, good at resisting pressure, vivid writing, Weibo is king, 60E gathered at the fingertips, when the Nongfu mountain spring flew out, and became famous in front of him Huanyu, sell cakes in the online store behind him!"

Cang said: "Who can be it?"

Feng pointed to himself and said: "Today, I am the hero, and I am the only one!"

After finishing speaking, a yellow light flashed on the spot, and red light flashed on the fingertips, where the light fell, there was no body of a soldier left, it was very pitiful, Xiao Cang was obedient and dared not speak, everyone admired him!

There are hundreds of followers on the post bar.

Various: "666"

"I serve spicy food"

"Big boobs don't give me a way out!"

"This cute girl B is about to burst into laughter"...

Lu Kai also couldn't laugh or cry, but just as he was admiring this "e-sports Sima Qian" along with those big-breasted brothers, he saw the updated post later...

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it will directly scare Lu Kai to pee!
The name of the floor that replied 1000 times in the thread was "Yi Jian Guang Han", a writer who was also very popular at the time.

He replied in the floor below, and the subject turned out to be Lu Kai and faker.

He imitated the teasing format of "Light of Valoran" before, and once again wrote the first floor eloquently!
"All-Stars: Cooking Wine and Talking About Heroes!

One day, Fei Ke had a banquet with Lu Kai. He ate kimchi for the imperial examination and ate fried chicken. When he saw him, he felt a little sad. He shared tea cakes with egg cakes with Ke. Ke was very happy, and the two sat opposite each other, drinking happily.

Suddenly, the fish was divided into formations, and the acid rain continued. According to what the soldiers pointed out, it was actually a big dragon refreshing, and Kai Ke watched it from the other side.

Ke said: "Do you know the change of the big dragon?"

Lu Kaiqian said, "I don't know its auspiciousness."

Fei Ke said: "Dragon confronts the enemy, it can be far or near, dynamic or static; far away, it spits out acid, and close, it fights physically; moving, the sound shakes in the canyon, and static, it hides between the clouds and mists. The life and death of the dragon Safety and danger, implicating all directions, is like a person who achieves ambition and crosses the world, comparable to the hero of the canyon, who has gone through hundreds of battles, read countless people, and must know the heroes of the world, please try it!"

Kai said: "It's not long before Kai comes back, I've lived in Douyu for a long time, I'm afraid I won't know all the heroes in the world!"

Fei Ke said: "You don't have to be too modest, please try to say it!"

Kai said: "I heard that the world's heroes are going to gather in the S5 World Finals. Heroes, since then, will come to the S game to fight for the hero, pass the test, and become a god to the limit. However, there are many handsome men in Europe and the United States. Scooter is a hero?"

Fei Ke said with a contemptuous smile: "I live in a corner of the country, eat the honor of my ancestors, have an old-fashioned way of thinking, and don't know how fast the world is changing. This country rat is not a hero!

Kai said: "Carrion and Bingniao are the most proud in the world, leading the team to win a lot of championships. This time, they have great ambitions in the S competition. Can they be heroes?"

Fei Ke said: "There are dead bones in the tomb. Sooner or later I will lead my team to capture them myself. What is there to be afraid of?"

Kai said: "North American TSM is the fourth generation and three princes, there are many old officials, the tigers occupy the United States, the food and grass are abundant, and there are many capable subordinates, can you be a hero?"

Fei Ke said: "Brother Bilson has his name, if you see me, Tu Zhongya will die, just a sudden death in a team battle."

Kai said: "Wei Shen clockwork bright moon has no solution, imp has returned to the peak, can the two of LGD be heroes?"

Fei Ke shook his head and said: "Fame is out of the question, and a crown is hard to come by, so how can we talk about competing for supremacy in the world?"

Kai said: "An old man who is in charge of the sect, a fat general who overwhelms the national uniform, and a moon-shaped robbery who overthrows Europe, these three should be called heroes!"

Fei Ke said: "Sect Leader An sees me like a mouse sees a cat, and runs away from the barrier and hides in the tower; the fat general eats the bonus of the version, and this time he sees me, he must kill him alone; What is there to be afraid of!"

Kai said: "Galaxy Battleship OMG, Crazy Puppy is a young genius, can this be a hero in the world?"

Fei Ke said with a smile: "Galaxy warships have been falling apart since ancient times; it is difficult to sweep the country, and it is hopeless to go abroad. They are not heroes!"

Kai said: "Poor lawu MSI dominates, now there are many soldiers and generals, invincible in the civil war, menacing, can you be a hero?"

Fei Ke said: "La Wu fights in a big game and stays invisible, but when he encounters a strong enemy, he fights wildly, bullying the weak and fearing the hard, I will break it!"

Kai said: "How about people like pilot deft, stateless, rookie and kakao?"

Fei Ke said: "These people are not talented generals, and they were once defeated by my subordinates. What a shame!"

Kai said: "Besides this, Kai really doesn't know!"

Fei Ke said: "Heroic husbands have great ambitions, good plans, ambitions to win the championship and skins, the arrogance to sweep away all teams, and the strength to reach the top of the server...you can fight five with one, let two chase three, and seal the limit." God, show off assassins in the four seas, and master torturers in the world!"

Lu Kaiqi said: "Who can be it?"

Fei Ke put tea eggs on the table, pointed to Lu Kai, and then pointed to himself.

Said: "Today the heroes are the only ones, the king and Cole!"

Kai was shocked when he heard the words, and the pickle dish in his hand fell to the ground unconsciously.

It was just as the rain was approaching, and there was loud thunder, Lu Kai calmly bowed his head to pick up the disc and said: "The power of the shock is even here!"

Fei Ke said with a smile: "Heroes are also afraid of thunder!"

Kai said: "The S game has been separated for two years, and we haven't met each other yet. I dare not call it a hero. In the future, Kai will lead his team to go abroad and join you at the top of the Forbidden City!"

Fei Ke clapped his hands and said goodbye to Lu Kai reluctantly, but he did not doubt that there was something else!
　233 is still quoting the stalks I wrote when I was a genius~ Just smile, it feels good to write like this occasionally, and there are not many words, more than 400 words per paragraph, and 2 cents if you don’t want to read it, don’t worry about it... ...There is another chapter to make up.

　　
　
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