Chapter 449 I Have Two Eggs, But I Can't Give It To You

As for the joke about being a duck, if it is for acquaintances or friends, it is a topic of ridicule that makes everyone feel very happy.

From this, it can be confirmed that the image and physique of the object being ridiculed are excellent, which is a derogatory compliment.

But if you make this kind of joke on a stranger, there are usually only two results. One is to make the other person angry and even fight.

Because saying that someone is a duck face to face is extremely insulting and ridiculing, and even a man with blood can't bear it.

Another result is that after the other party throws a sentence like you are crazy or you are sick, they ignore it and walk away.

Obviously, Li Zhen belongs to the former category.

Because he didn't know this guy at all.

Moreover, the sneer on this guy's face can be seen at a glance.

Insult, Chi Guoguo's insult.

Suddenly, Li Zhen turned around and smiled again, and said to the thug: "Your suggestion is very good, but I have a condition?"

"What condition? Just say it." The thug said excitedly.

He thought Li Zhen agreed to his suggestion.

After all, if Li Zhen agrees to be a duck in his friend's duck shop, then he can get a business referral fee.

Not to mention too much, at least one or two thousand yuan will not be able to escape.

"The condition is, before I go to be a duck, please send me your mother, your sister, your wife, in short, all the women in your family, and I will sleep all over, okay?" Li Zhen is fine Said slowly, a pair of eyes looked at each other with a half-smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, someone beside him couldn't help laughing.

Little Six also laughed happily.

He had known for a long time that this handsome boy was here to help him, but he didn't expect it to be so funny.

In addition, some bystanders tried their best not to laugh, but they couldn't control it, and their facial expressions were distorted, which was extremely embarrassing.

The thug blushed all over his face, and then he blushed and scolded angrily: "What a boy, I was kind enough to introduce you to a job, but you actually teased me. Don't say anything else, give me a punch first. "

While speaking, he took a step forward, stretched out his right fist, and punched Li Zhen viciously in the face.

Being told face to face that he wanted to sleep with all the women in his family, even a man could not tolerate such a big insult.

Now, the thug wanted to beat the nasty kid flat with one punch.

"Be careful." Seeing the other party's fierce appearance, Xiao Liuzi was afraid that Li Zhen would suffer, so he couldn't help reminding him, and stretched out his hand to give him a hand.

"It's okay, he doesn't dare to hit me." Li Zhen stepped back, avoiding the opponent's punch, and said to Xiaoliuzi.

"That's right, who do you think you are, so you don't dare to hit you, but I want to see, what will be the consequences of hitting you?" The thug stepped forward and punched Li Zhen again.

"Let me tell you the truth, because the consequences of beating me are very serious, and you need to pay a lot of money to solve the problem. But I think you must be a poor ghost, so I suggest you not to beat me. I am an ordinary person in this matter." Let’s not talk about it.” Li Zhen said solemnly while backing away and dodging.

"Fuck, is your body made of gold? It's so precious. Why, no matter how poor I am, I'll give you a try." The thug didn't believe in evil, and continued to attack Li with his fists while laughing and cursing. real.

But what he didn't expect was that no matter how he punched with his fist, he would touch half of Li Chen's clothes.

The previous thug wearing the new leather shoes saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly said to the others: "Be careful, this kid has a reputation, why don't you all come together, first repair this kid, and then destroy that kid. What's the matter, I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, and I met such two strange things, they both took the initiative to ask us to fight."

The other two companions couldn't wait a long time ago, just waiting for his words, and immediately rushed to besiege Li Zhen alone.

Unexpectedly, when they were not close to Li Zhen, they only heard Li Zhen howl, and fell to the ground, supporting himself with one palm.

It turned out that the thug hit Li Zhen with an extremely rare punch and knocked him to the ground.

However, the thug looked surprised.

Because as soon as the section of his fist touched the opponent's clothes, the opponent fell to the ground and screamed.

This was too abnormal, because he felt that the power in his hand hadn't reached the opponent's body, but only touched the clothes, so it was impossible to have such an effect.

This can't help but make him a little confused.

Could it be that he has practiced the unfathomable boxing style invisibly?

Can hurt people invisible with fist wind.

Then it's a bullshit.

But what is even more confusing is yet to come.

But seeing Li Zhen crawling up from the ground whimpering, clutching his chest, shaking his hands at the four thugs, he begged in pain, "It's bad, please don't hit me again, hit me again!" I will die, and now my chest hurts so much, it seems that my internal organs were injured by his punch, and I must have symptoms of internal bleeding."

Looking at the four thugs who were surprised and puzzled, Li Zhen said helplessly: "Well, you four are all poor ghosts, so I won't make things difficult for you. How about it, give me 3 yuan , plus the previous 5 yuan, give me a total of [-] yuan so that I can go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination."

He said this very confidently, very frankly, as if the four thugs really owed him money.

"I'll take your sister's balls." The fat face of the previous thug wearing leather shoes turned red and white with anger, waved his hand, and asked his companions to attack Li Zhen again.

"I don't have a sister, and I don't have balls, but I have two balls, but you can't take them, because they are the private property of my wives. Of course, if your sister or your mother needs to borrow them, I don't mind borrowing them." Let them play." Li Zhen said generously.

"Ah, brothers, don't listen to this brat's nonsense, just beat him until he is killed, and I will be responsible if something goes wrong." The security guard wearing leather shoes yelled angrily.

He felt that the four of them could not defeat Li Zhen with their mouths, and could only use their strong fists to conquer this nasty boy.

So, the four thugs began to concentrate on punching and kicking Li Zhen.

Because they also gradually realized that this handsome boy must have some skills, otherwise, he would not have come to make fun of the four of them.

You must know that the four of them are thugs with excellent skills and minds in Zhilan Plastic Surgery Hospital. Usually, as long as the four of them make a move, they are guaranteed to succeed immediately or catch them easily.

"Oh, I'm short on time, and I don't have so much time to play with you, you should honestly bring me money." Li Zhen stopped dodging, and directly beat the four of them.

(End of this chapter)

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