Fat Queen

Chapter 9

"It's more terrifying than war. What happened ten years ago will repeat itself. I don't know if many people will die this time, hey!" Xiao Lian shook her head. Although she couldn't go hungry, her relatives... Thinking about it, Tears came out again.

"Whether she's dead or not, what do you care so much about? Worry about it!" Xiao Qingya lay on the bed and said lightly, yes, she is a person without compassion. Yes, I don't know if I will say that.

"Your Majesty, you are a queen, how can you say such things?" Xiao Lian was so angry that she pressed Xiao Qingya's wound.

"Ah...Xiao Lian...you are so brave, what happened to the queen? The Wenchuan Earthquake also killed a lot of people, can I care? If I were the Jade Emperor, I wish there would never be any natural disasters!" Xiao Qingya complained.

"That's right. This drought is worse than ten years ago. In just a few months, a lot of food has dried up. I don't know if there will be anything to eat next year!" Xiao Lian shook her head and said.

"Drought? No wonder it's so hot, but don't the flowers and plants in the yard grow well? I haven't seen them dry out either!" Xiao Qingya asked puzzled.

"Then it is watered every day, ma'am, do you know? God hasn't rained for several months. It was the same way ten years ago. There hasn't been a drop of rain in three years. God must be punishing us!" The little eunuch next to him hurried added.

"This is not Journey to the West, and there is no Jade Emperor. Why do you have to punish you? It hasn't rained for three years? How is it possible? Where did the water in the river go?" The desert is still raining, how can this place be dry?
"There is quite a lot of water in the river, but everyone knows that the water flows downhill, and the river will not climb up into the farmer's field by itself!" Xiaolian suddenly felt that the mother was so stupid, didn't she know the reason?
"I'm not talking about why the water in the river doesn't run into the farmer's field. I'm saying that where there is a river, it will definitely rain. This is basic common sense. You don't understand? The sun absorbs water into the sky and turns into clouds. , and then the clouds will turn into rain and fall, why don’t you know this?” Xiao Qingya was convinced, seeing the doubts on their faces, after all, they still don’t understand so much, but the water really won’t rise Chuliu, as long as you use your brain more, not to mention high places, even the top of the mountain can be made up for it. These ancients know how to blame others, but they don’t know how to use their brains!
"Niang Niang, although I don't know what your problem is, the big river around is almost dry, and the river water has flowed into the sea!" Xiao Lian wiped the last wound and said lightly.

It turns out that people here do not accumulate water. When it rains, there is no water accumulation. When there is a drought, there is no water to absorb in the sky. Hey, it really echoes the saying, "If you don't usually burn incense, come to hug Buddha's feet."

"You don't have to worry about these things. Your great emperor will figure out a way. The harem is not allowed to interfere in politics, understand? Get ready and go to the state banquet in four days. I haven't attended an ancient banquet yet, haha!" Xiao Qingya whispered Laughed!

It doesn’t rain for three years, it’s an anecdote, but I can travel through time and space, what’s impossible, maybe there are gods in the sky, but I can’t believe it, even if it doesn’t rain and the river is dry, we can dig channels to divert water Enter the big river, and then divert the water up the mountain, wouldn't all problems be solved?Still blame God and others, hey!

The state banquet is the biggest banquet in the Canglan Kingdom. It is better than the emperor's birthday. The other two countries will bring gifts to celebrate. If the monarch does not come, they will send envoys. It’s here, it must be because of the drought, even if it’s not a good idea to send troops to carry water to irrigate, the water in the river will dry up sooner or later, and people will die of thirst because of lack of water. If there is another three years of drought, the country If it is really going to perish, it is not bad to discuss and discuss together.

"Xiao Lian, do you look good?" Xiao Qingya, wearing a phoenix robe specially made for the queen, turned around in front of the bronze mirror and asked Xiao Lian behind her.

Xiao Lian frowned: "Your Majesty, are you really going?"

"Of course, I'll go as soon as it gets dark. I want to see how good those people who judge people by their appearance are, and how beautiful the emperor is that several concubines are fighting for!" Xiao Qingya said firmly.

"Speaking of the emperor, he is really handsome, but I'm just a little maid, I have never seen him, even if he is in front of the servant, the servant would not dare to look up!" Xiao Lian said with a smile.

"You don't want to be a slave for a while, and then I am for a while, and you don't say the word slave in the future, understand? Well, I have to adapt first, and my buttocks still hurt. If they really laugh at me, just laugh. I'm not that kind of person, I don't bother to argue with them, and I'm not that funny!" Xiao Qingya said confidently, and the most important thing is to get a divorce letter, and it's good to make them laugh, this kind of right and wrong doesn't matter My tyrant will one day let him know that he hit someone who shouldn't be hit, and Concubine Zhi, hmph!Before leaving, she will definitely suffer a bit. As for Concubine Rou, will she be favored?It will make you unfavorable forever!
"But empress, don't you see the marshal general and the prince, Lord Shangshu, oops! Anyway, the man you wrote the love letter before is in a daze, otherwise they...they will let the emperor drive you back to the harem!" Xiaolian stammered My say.

Back to the harem?The emperor would definitely agree. After all, if he went by himself, he would definitely feel ashamed. He heard that the emperors of the two countries had brought their beautiful queens, and since he was so ugly, how could he not be afraid of being laughed at?It doesn't matter, the soldiers will come to cover the water and soil.

The state banquet was celebrated with the people, and the people all over the country became active. The night sky in Canglan City was full of lights and fires. The people in the city set up fires and danced folk dances. Everyone's faces were full of smiles. Today , They put all the drought crisis behind them, and only on this day, they will throw away all their troubles. The drought for several months has made all the people panic, fearing that the past will repeat itself. Ten years ago, countless deaths and injuries , the bark and grass roots were almost eaten up, and all of them dared not look back on the miserable days.

In the imperial palace, torches were also set up, and the moonless sky, which was originally dark, also became brighter. Outside the gate of the Golden Luan Book, on an empty land, it was already full of people, all civil and military officials from various provinces. , the prefect and county magistrates were among them, and amidst the laughter, there were hundreds of people. Sitting high on it was the domineering Nangong Canyue, and next to him was his beloved, who was also the second queen in everyone's heart, the mother Yi. In the world, no one still remembers that there is a real queen in the harem.

Nangong Canyue is very happy today, and I hope that this joy can make the heavens feel a little bit. The next life-saving nectar, his unparalleled handsome face with a smile is the icing on the cake. He is the object of admiration in the eyes of all the women in Canglan Country , can't be expected, soft concubine, smiling like a flower, better than Xi Shi, more beautiful than Chang'e, but who knows that beauty is a disaster?
Sitting high, the front two sides are the kings of the other two countries, and on the left is Ye Linshuang, the king of Nanyang Kingdom. He looks very cute, with big watery eyes, double eyelids, and winks like silk. He looks like a very harmless person. Man is the most ruthless and resourceful king among the three monarchs. As the saying goes, "A man cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured." He is dressed in a purple embroidered dragon robe, which makes his skin as white as beautiful jade more attractive. Sitting there is a delicate girl, wearing a purple embroidered phoenix gown, the mother of Nanyang.

On the right is the monarch of Xiqi Kingdom, Long Chengnie, wearing a light blue embroidered dragon robe. The dragon on his body looks like a wild dragon swimming in the sea water, and his appearance is even more outstanding. He is also the most beautiful of the three monarchs. , with a faint disdain on his face, disdain that Canglan's people can still be so happy in this critical moment, disdain that Canglan has few talents, disdain to hide his thoughts, Danfeng's eyes are slightly raised, he can be called evildoer, and sitting beside him is also a A woman in white, with a few black bamboos embroidered on her robe, and a pearl flower made of pure white rabbit fur on her head, looks like a rabbit fairy, and she is also the most beautiful among the three queens. , far compared Canglan and Nanyang.

Below, on the left is the prince of the current dynasty, Nangong Haotian, compared to evildoers, who can compare to him?There is always a lazy expression on his face, as if the sky is going to fall and it has nothing to do with him, one foot is on the chair, the other hand is holding a delicate flagon and drinking continuously, there is an expression on his face that says no. It was hard work, I didn't go to see Concubine Rou sitting on the high seat, but kept drinking fine wine.

On the right is the leader of all the troops in Canglan, the Marshal of Bingma, people call him 'General', below him is Shangshu, Yang Fenghan, few kings and marshals are outstanding, his face is gentle, and his smile is like a spring breeze. But he is also the object of many women's pursuit. On his clean and flawless face, there is an unusually red thin lip, which makes people want to go up and take a bite. His white clothes make him even more elegant. A folding fan slowly Fanning, but not as happy as everyone else in my heart, looking up at the sky, when will it rain?

"Let's dance and dance!" Nangong Canyue yelled loudly, gongs and drums blared, and laughter continued. Among the officials, a few women in white clothes danced lightly on a large round stage. In an instant, countless musical instruments rang out. Countless music bells, a musician is constantly beating, a young woman is constantly playing the guzheng, those who play the sheng, those who play the qin, those who play the erhu, those who play the pipa, those who beat the drums, those who play the gong...

"Today is my country's birthday. Thanks to the two monarchs who came from afar, I would like to respect the two monarchs here!" Nangong Canyue stood up, raised a bronze wine bottle to pay respects to Ye Linshuang and Long Chengnie, Put it in your mouth and drink it up, then turn the bottle over without leaving a drop.

(End of this chapter)