Fat Queen

Chapter 51

Xiao Qingya shook her head helplessly, lying on the bed and being unable to turn over, it was already very painful, but also to watch such a substandard sword dance, it was simply fatal, she was kind enough to make her happy, but she had to give face, trying to make herself look good Happy, grinning: "Very nice!"

"Then I'll dance again!" After finishing speaking, Lan Shuo picked up the sword and danced again, turned around and bent over.

Xiao Qingya's face turned dark, man, did you take the wrong medicine today?Seeing Lan Shuo's huge body dancing softer than ballet, I almost vomit blood, but at least it's good to have a friend who cares about me. Lan Shuo treats me well, and even teases me when I'm hurt Laughing, watching him finally finished dancing, he hurriedly said, "Wow, it's a good look, Lan Shuo, thank you for being so careful, are you tired?"

When Lan Shuo heard it, his heart was immediately elated, and he looked at Xiao Qingya and asked in surprise, "Is it really good-looking? Are you happy?"

I'm so happy, I'm about to vomit blood, but there is still a smile on my face, looking at Lan Shuo's simple and honest face, he smiled and said, "Of course I'm happy, I didn't expect you to be so nice, and you came to dance swords for me, I'm so happy Already!" Kai Kai said that he was about to vomit blood and die.

"Then I'll dance again!" Lan Shuo said while raising his sword, and danced again, spinning, bending, and raising his legs.

Oh my God, Xiao Qingya covered her forehead with her hand, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't jump!" If I jumped again, I would jump off the building.

Lan Shuo didn't stand still, he tidied up the armor on his body in a hurry, put the sword back into the scabbard, there was no way, who told him to take all the credit away?You have to give her something in return, right?This dance was danced by a brothel girl in the past. At that time, she thought it was very beautiful, so she wrote it down. I didn't expect Xiaoya to like it so much, but why did she suddenly stop?

"What's the matter?" Lan Shuo walked to the bed, moved a stool and sat down boldly, looking straight at Xiao Qingya: "Don't you like it very much?"

Damn, I like a ghost. Duck dances better than him. It's not that the dance is not good, but that this dance is not suitable for men to dance at all, let alone a rough and burly man. I don't know where he learned it from. , and glared at him: "It won't look good if you watch too much, well, let's talk about today's situation!"

Guiltyly scratching the back of his head, Lan Shuo quickly thought of the words to say, and said with a big smile, "You didn't see that scene, the thunder and lightning, the wind and rain, the dark sky, the dust, and the dead silence on the battlefield ..."

"Thunder and lightning? Wind and rain? Dark sky and dark sky? Could it be that there is so much difference in less than a few miles? Why didn't I see thunder and lightning? Is there something you are hiding from me?" pain.

Lan Shuo smiled awkwardly: "Actually, there is no thunder and lightning, but there is dust. When General Feng and Zhiyan were fighting fiercely, Zhiyan's spear slashed at the general's neck. It was too late Hurry up, Mouseyan rushed over with a long gun in hand, and sprinkled a handful of chili powder on Blazing's face, his eyes should be blind by now!"

Xiao Qingya looked at Lan Shuo with wide eyes in disbelief, and got up excitedly: "What did you say? Didn't I tell you to sprinkle lime?"

Lan Shuo didn't feel what he did wrong at all, and said helplessly, "If you get lime in your eyes, you can wash them off with oil, but chili powder is different, at least it can make him blind!"

"Lan Shuo...how can you make such a decision on your own? Why do you want to make people blind?" Oh my god, what did you do?That blazing flame was originally a myth, but because he became blind, this sin was so great, his heart beat wildly, and he couldn't believe that Lan Shuo would be so cruel.

"This is war. Either he dies or we die. Mouse Eye killed him, but Mouse Eye let him go. What a pity, hey!" His face was full of regret.

Xiao Qingya kept frowning her eyebrows, a lot of chili powder got into her eyes, she would really go blind, she couldn't bear it at all, let alone so much, damn Lan Shuo, she was simply not human, at this moment, Xiao Qingya was very He hates Lan Shuo and is inhuman, but what he said is right, this is war, either you die or I live, hey!War, the Three Kingdoms will fight sooner or later. Unless the world is unified, the war will continue. Isn’t war the same as uniting the world?
"Forget it, why didn't you kill him?" After everything was done, there was no point in talking about it, so he lay back on the pillow and asked lazily.

"General Feng won't allow him to kill him. He said that killing Chi Yan will also damage his reputation!" Really, if I were myself, I would definitely kill Chi Yan. After killing the three generals here, the general would actually let him go. , I really don't understand what he is thinking.

It's him?The bastard who beat himself?I didn't expect him to be a man, it's annoying to judge people by their appearance, but I have a little liking for him in my heart: "I see, is that General Feng very angry now? Didn't the marshal say to reward me?"

"There is absolutely no mention of rewards. General Feng is so angry that he can't even eat. What rewards are there?" He clenched his sword a little bit while talking, his face was full of disappointment, as if to say, "Why not?" Said to reward me? 'It can be described as excellent acting.

Xiao Qingya snorted: "Life is precious, so you men just want to save face and suffer. You would rather be hacked than lose face. It is better to die than to live. Life is so short and you don't know how to cherish it. It's gone, reincarnation, your thoughts in this life are gone, why do you have to live for seven or eighty years, and you are going to die for some shit, crazy, okay, I'm going to sleep, don't bother me these days .”

Lan Shuo was taken aback by what Xiao Qingya said, you mean General Feng, okay?I will not die for the sake of face. If I were General Feng, I would definitely surrender, and I walked out muttering in my heart.

Just when Xiao Qingya was about to close her eyes, she suddenly felt a pain in her buttocks. Just when she was about to scream, she saw a beautiful face, which was even more handsome at a close look. She swallowed: "What do you want?"

Feng Ming couldn't believe that this woman came up with the idea. He wanted to humiliate this ugly woman just now because he was in a bad mood, but he didn't expect to hear their conversation. , and the notorious person was saved, but still use that method, can you not be angry?The armor has faded away, and now he is only wearing a purple robe. On his handsome white jade face, there are two obsidian-like pupils, the curly eyelashes blink from time to time, the thick sword eyebrows slightly raised, and the bright red lips At this moment, she is even more charming and glamorous, making Xiao Qingya look stupid, damn it, why do the men here like to get so close every time they talk?

"What do I want?" Feng Ming raised the corners of his lips badly, stretched out his big hands that were full of calluses due to years of exercise, and touched Xiao Qingya's back. slide down.

Xiao Qingya's face turned red, and she hurriedly said nervously: "Hey, you apprentice, take your dirty hands away, if you dare to go any further, I'll castrate you!" Feeling that the other party didn't stop, the big hand had already After touching his buttocks, the wound suddenly started to hurt again, and sweat continued to profuse on his forehead: "Take it easy, it will hurt!"

Feng Ming sneered: "Hmm, be gentle? You might think, now that you have made this general a laughing stock in everyone's eyes, why do you want to be more gentle?" After speaking, he raised his hand and slapped it down hard.

"Ah... You bastard, even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go!" Damn it, it hurts so much, this bastard will avenge his kindness.

Feng Ming didn't stop, he raised his hand and slapped Xiao Qingya's ass that hadn't scabbed yet. The strike was not light, but it wasn't too hard. He kept hitting, Jun's face was full of anger, damn it, what do you want me to do in the future? Go out to meet people?It is an act of cowardice to save your life by means of despicable means.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this!" Xiao Qingya It was so painful that I started to cry, and I knew how painful it was. It was more painful than when I was hit with a board. When the wound was just getting better, it was the most uncomfortable time.

Feng Ming stopped, what did she say?Find a hundred old women to rape yourself?He glanced at Xiao Qingya in disgust: "What are you thinking in your head? Don't you know how to use some upright tricks to save this general? This general's first name is ruined in your hands, what a human It's okay to be ugly, the things you come up with are so disgusting, if you dare to make decisions without authorization in the future, this general will simply cut off your ass!"

Inhumanity, the people here are inhumane, wiped away tears fiercely, stopped crying, said in a cold voice: "Then why don't you die by yourself?"

'Crack', Feng Ming raised his hand and hit again, only to find that Xiao Qingya didn't cry anymore, did he miss it?He widened his eyes and slapped him a few more times, only to find that the other party didn't even snort: "You have a backbone, I'll let you go this time, and if you dare to speak rudely next time, this general will do what he says and cut your ass off." Humph!" With a cold snort, he stood up and exited gracefully.

Xiao Qingya clenched her fists slowly, man, I must kill you, I must turn you into a eunuch, then put your treasure in a bamboo tube, and finally hang it on the street with your name written on it ...

Time flies like an arrow, in the blink of an eye, a month passed, and Xiao Qingya was able to get out of bed. Fortunately, she had a lot of flesh and didn't hurt her bones, but she found that the belt could be cut off by half a foot. Unexpectedly, in just one month, she was so skinny. I have learned so much, so let’s say, I have to endure hardships to be a master. One day, I will become a fair lady. At that time, I will play judo in the 21st century. At least I have learned it for a few years. If they were tied with the number one master, whoever dared to laugh at him would knock out the opponent's front teeth. In ancient times, his temper became stinky.

(End of this chapter)