Fat Queen

Chapter 3

Xiao Lian knelt on the ground and kept nodding: "Since the empress met the emperor three years ago, she has never forgotten the emperor!"

three years ago?This queen is really interesting. Her behavior is comparable to modern people. She is lustful and writes love letters, but she has lost her mind. It seems that this queen is indeed dead. Whipping corpses is indeed the most poisonous woman's heart, but if you want to talk about women and women, you will not lose to anyone. In order to protect the person you want to protect, you can be an enemy to anyone. In order to kill your enemy, Also willing to be friends with anyone.

"Then when did I enter the imperial palace?" Xiao Lian who was kneeling on the ground was not called out, because what Xiao Lian said was right, there are many eyes and ears in the harem, if you want to disregard the superiority and inferiority, maybe you will cause some troubles, Now that you are here, you have to follow the Romans until the moment you go back.

"The empress entered the palace in March last year, and it has been exactly one year now!"

Frowning again: "You said that I fell in love with the emperor three years ago, so let me ask you, how old am I now?"

Xiao Lian raised her head, looked at the Empress Empress, and found that there was indeed no teasing look on her face, so she didn't dare to think too much, so she hurriedly said, "Your Majesty happens to be on Double Ninth this year!"

Thinking of spring at the age of 15?But this is ancient times, and some of them are mothers at the age of 15, but is this queen too...: "Xiao Lian, don't tell me that after I fell in love with the emperor, I wrote love letters to other men... write a letter." ?” Although the eyes could not be opened very wide, they still stared at Xiao Lian.

"My lady, since she fell in love with the emperor, she has written letters to countless sons in the past three years!" Xiao Lian still lowered her head and replied.

This is even scarier than modern times. Is God joking, allowing his soul to come into such a nympho's body: "Why does the queen mother insist that I be the queen?"

"This, the empress is the niece of the empress dowager!" Why did the empress forget so completely?
"Niece?" Xiao Qingya opened her mouth wide and was completely stunned. How could it be like this in ancient times?This emperor is his cousin, and he has blood relatives: "No, can you get married if you have blood relatives here? Isn't the child born deformed?"

"Your Majesty, you and the Emperor are not close relatives!"

no?Oh, I see, it means that the emperor was not born to the queen mother, and looked down at Xiaolian: "Get up, don't kneel down at every turn, everyone is equal, no one wants to be a slave from birth, okay, you Don't kneel, I just don't say anything, let me ask you, was I an idiot before?"

Xiao Lian stood up and smiled softly: "What did the empress say, the empress is just ignorant, but Xiaolian finds that the empress is so smart now, she understands a lot of things halfway through what Xiaolian said, and the former empress was very ignorant to the servants. Very good, in the past many people humiliated the empress, and the empress would laugh, thinking that the other party did that to you, but now the empress is better!"

Xiao Qingya paused for a moment, sat on the bed, stared blankly at the pattern on the quilt, this Xiao Lian is really not simple, no matter how a person changes, her self-cultivation will not change, her speech and behavior will not change, and No matter how you change, you will become stupid and demented, but you are better than yourself. Not only have you become smarter, but Xiaolian can see it at once. It turns out that she wanted to follow the queen, not because of loyalty, but because she knew that she would not be able to live. She will be happy when she becomes smarter, because only in this way can she live a good life.

The corners of her mouth slowly curled up. Since Xiao Lian has already seen that she is not the former queen, she will not pierce it. No matter what, this body belongs to the queen after all. I'm just wondering if she can tell all about the former queen... Maybe she really thinks that she is not the fool she was back then. By saying so much, she is afraid that she will make a mistake, which is also helping herself.

Standing in front of the big bronze mirror that was one person tall, Xiao Qingya was completely dumbfounded, at least 120 kilograms, right?Hey, he is several times heavier than his previous self. The scariest thing is that his previous figure was 1.7 meters three, but this figure is only 1.6 meters. No matter how you look at it, it is round, standing upright like a soybean oil barrel , placed sideways, like a wheel, no wonder those who received the love letter didn't even read it, just look at this figure.

Although I don't really care about appearance, after all, I have to leave sooner or later, right?But who knows when we can leave?If I can't walk for the rest of my life, wouldn't I have to drag this body that is out of breath after walking a few steps for the rest of my life?There is only one way, and that is... lose weight!
He stretched out his right hand, raised it vigorously, clenched it into a fist, and shouted loudly into the mirror: "Come on, come on!"

This palace is called Fengyi Palace. The place where the empress has always lived is a short distance from the emperor's bedroom "Chaoyang Palace". However, compared with the palaces of other concubines, Fengyi Palace and Chaoyang Palace are almost connected, but this For Xiao Qingya, it was a trouble. Fortunately, with such a good figure, the emperor would definitely not make up her mind, and those concubines would not come to pay her respects. Xiao Lian said that this place was abandoned and no one cared about it. , like the head of state, has no title but no real power.

That afternoon, Xiao Qingya was running around in the courtyard of Fengyi Palace. No one knew what she was doing. Xiao Lian was also at a loss, but the empress seemed to have really changed, she was completely like another person. She must believe that the person in front of her is the empress, but the soul in her body seems to be different. How could she not recognize her since she was a child and grew up with her?

"One two one two one two!" Xiao Qingya yelled as she walked around the yard. After running a few laps, she realized her heart was beating hard, her forehead was sweating, and her whole body was exhausted. persevered.

"Your Majesty, don't run away. You have traveled more today than in the previous month!" Xiao Lian hurried over to hold Xiao Qingya, and took out a white cloth to wipe the sweat on Xiao Qingya's forehead: " Empress, dinner is ready, don't you eat lunch, don't you eat dinner?"

"Ah? Eat, if you don't eat, you will starve to death!" My stomach growled, and I was really going to faint if I didn't eat any more. The fat on my face was so small that I would tremble every time I ran. There was so much meat on her body that she couldn't say anything: "It smells so good!" Walking to the dining table, Xiao Qingya opened her mouth and eyes wide, looked at the table and then at Xiaolian: "You...wouldn't want me to eat this, would you? ?”

Xiao Lian frowned: "Niang Niang, this was your favorite food before!"

The most... favorite food?The whole table is full of fat meat, big chunks of fat meat, boxy, the size of mahjong, my dear, there is still a layer of lard floating in the soup, the whole pig's trotters are thick, look at it Xiao Qingya could imagine how the previous one ate those two pig's trotters, she must have reached out to pick them up and gnawed them, the table was full of fat, how could she eat them?I didn't even have a bowl of rice, so I slowly turned my head to look at Xiaolian: "That...hehe...Xiaolian, I found that my stomach is a little greasy, listen carefully, I will no longer eat fat meat, only eat lean meat Meat, don’t eat eggs. Eggs contain high protein content and are the easiest to grow meat. Your mother, I want to lose weight, understand? From now on, I will eat cucumbers, green peppers, celery, etc. Also, get more apples and cook cucumbers The soup is just fine, a little oil, stir-fry green peppers and celery, and that’s it from now on, two dishes, one soup, and a bowl of rice, and more apples on the table, I may eat them anytime! "

Xiao Lian opened her mouth wide to look at Xiao Qingya, and the girls in white clothes around her also opened their mouths wide: "Your Majesty, how about two dishes and one soup?"

"Every grain is hard work, a drop of sweat and a grain of rice, do you understand? The crops that the people work so hard to plant are for people to cherish, not to be wasted. I may not be able to finish the two dishes, anyway, they are not Don't you care about me? Then do as I say!" Really, look at the table of meat in front of you, darling, this little meat, I don't know how many years I will eat this meat in the refrigerator before!
The room was filled with seven girls in palace attire in white, all of whom were delicate and graceful, about sixteen or seventeen years old, there was also Xiao Lian in green clothes, and two young eunuchs standing at the door, all very young, At this moment, everyone looked at the empress in disbelief, and said such shocking words. You must know that in the palace, even the emperor had dozens of dishes every meal, and each dish almost only ate one bite. This empress The empress actually said that the common people have worked hard, and immediately admired this empress.

Seeing their shocking expressions, Xiao Qingya shook her head helplessly: "Let me tell you, in this world, parents may not be close, and friends may not be close, but these whole grains are the closest. Without them, we would have died long ago." Is it right? Since they are our closest relatives, we should cherish them. This is called mutual love. If the table is full, we will eat one or two bowls, and the other dozens of bowls will be poured out after only one bite. What is this if it's not a waste?"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Ma'am...Xiao Lian is so moved. Xiao Lian also did farm work at home when she was young. Selling free rice to rice merchants, we have no chance to eat it ourselves. Xiao Lian is really happy to hear what your mother said today. Your mother is worth a million gold, but she thinks about those lowly people. Let the imperial dining room prepare it for the empress!" Then she walked out with tears in her eyes.

The nine people around all looked at Xiao Qingya in admiration, fainted, is it so serious?But the only ones who can really understand this kind of bitterness are those peasants. Isn’t there a saying like this: “It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books!” 'Even if the people say it hard, who would really believe it?Otherwise, dozens of dishes would not appear on the table.

(End of this chapter)