Fat Queen

Chapter 25

"What?" Nangong Canyue patted the armrest of the dragon chair, stood up with wide-eyed eyes in disbelief, as if her body was about to lose her balance: "Fancheng was taken down?"

"Yes, and we are going to attack our next city. Now Fengming is leading an army of [-] to defend Yuncheng, come here to ask the emperor to dispatch troops and send humble officials to rescue, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous!" Xue Lihan stood up Looking at Nangong Canyue, she said seriously.

"This... Xue Lihan listens to the order!" Nangong Canyue shook the hem of her clothes, walked up to the dragon chair and sat down, looking like a ruler in the world.

Xue Lihan knelt down on one knee again, waiting for the emperor to issue an order.

"Lead an army of 50 troops to Yuncheng quickly, and we must take back Fancheng. Fancheng is like the moat around the palace, and it must not be lost!" The indifferent voice could not refuse.

"My minister is under orders! But the emperor, if we send 50 troops, I'm afraid the Xiqi Congress will take this opportunity to attack, and our country will be in danger!" Xue Lihan thought for a while, and finally said it out.

"Take back the Brahma City first, how did Ye Linshuang, a despicable villain, know that we sent soldiers from the Brahma City to repair the channel? Could it be that there are spies?" Nangong Canyue said lightly, her eyes full of darkness ruthless.

"Your majesty, I will go first, but the emperor has to agree to one request!" The resolute handsome face looked at Nangong Canyue, and said very seriously: "I hope that the emperor will not make things difficult for the empress. Since ancient times, she has won the hearts of the people." Those who win the world, now the empress is the god in the hearts of the people, and even many places have begun to sculpt statues for the empress, named "God God Empress", and are planning to build temples to worship the empress. The emperor should feel honored to have an empress !"

"I promise you not to move her. I really don't understand what she has that deserves your intercession. Go, remember to be safe, I trust you!" He stepped forward and patted Xue Lihan shoulders.

"Weichen resigns!" Xue Lihan exhaled, pleading for Xiao Qingya actually originated from her song, the song she gave to the soldiers, no one ever said to sing for the soldiers, Maybe I am also a soldier, so I thank her, but thinking of that chubby face, it's not that ugly, is it?Moreover, the prince was beaten, even... the emperor was also beaten. Thinking about it, the corners of his mouth curled up. Since ancient times, this is the only emperor who has been beaten by the queen.

Xiao Qingya looked at the scale in the yard with a dilemma on her face, should she do this?Doesn't seem too good?

"Your Majesty, what exactly do you want to weigh? Such a big scale!" Xiao Zi poked her head out and asked suspiciously. She blinked her big eyes and looked at Xiao Qingya.

"Yes, ma'am, what do you want to weigh? This is a scale for weighing pigs, it can weigh up to a hundred catties!" Xiao Lian also asked, with a puzzled expression on her face.

The more Xiao Qingya listened, the more annoyed she became, she turned her head to look at a row of little maids, smiled and pointed to her nose: "Weigh myself!"

A bunch of little maids almost fell down, and they all knelt down quickly: "My lord, forgive me, this servant didn't do it on purpose!" Xiao Lian said tremblingly.

Here it comes again, Xiao Qingya stretched out her hand to support her forehead, and said helplessly: "Get up, go find two strong eunuchs, I want to see how much I weigh, otherwise, if weight loss doesn't work at all, I won't be motivated !” Talking and walking towards Dacheng, darling, how do I hook myself up?Swallowing, he said, "Find another big basket!"

"Yes!" Xiao Zi ran out of the yard with a dark face.

Xiao Lian didn't leave, two powerful eunuchs?It can't be lifted up, the empress is so heavy, she wiped off her cold sweat and went out.

Nangong Canyue had her hands behind her back, and Nangong Haotian was beside her. The two brothers looked six points alike, but Nangong Haotian's face was more enchanting. There was no woman who was not fascinated by him. The two walked slowly towards Qingrou Palace , followed by a group of court ladies and eunuchs, one dressed in a dragon robe, majestic everywhere, the other dressed in white, like the fairy in the nine heavens.

"Brother Huang, is Concubine Rou really all right?" Nangong Haotian asked as he walked.

"Nothing!" The answer was reluctant.

Nangong Haotian's face also turned cold, his hands were slowly clenched into fists, he felt very unwilling, Rou'er was his own, damned Xiao Qingya was all caused by her, I really wish I could cut her into pieces, But this woman hasn't moved much recently, what is she doing?
"Leave!" Holding a huge basket in her hand, Xiao Zi rushed forward, unable to see the road ahead, and kept shouting: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

Nangong Haotian's pupils became bigger and bigger, it was too late, all the maids and eunuchs were dumbfounded, Nangong Canyue also opened his mouth and looked at Nangong Haotian next to him: "Are you okay?"

I saw Xiao Zi fell to the ground, the big basket was clasped on Nangong Haotian's head, she slowly raised her head, and found that it was Nangong Wanyue, Xiao Zi quickly got up and knelt on the ground, kowtowing: "The emperor spares my life, servant girl!" Damn it, damn it slave!" The little face was covered with cold sweat, and the little body began to tremble unceasingly.

Nangong Haotian slowly took down the basket and threw it on the ground, his eyes spit fire: "Bold maidservant, are you dying?" The absolute lion king roared.

When Xiaozi heard this, she was so frightened that she couldn't even speak, she just kowtowed continuously, with tears in her big eyes, and almost fainted.

Nangong Canyue looked at the red marks on Nangong Haotian's handsome face at the moment, and suddenly shrugged her shoulders, kept holding back a laugh that was about to blurt out, looked at the little maid on the ground and asked, "Look at you clothes, are you a maid of Fengyi Palace?"

When Nangong Haotian heard about Fengyi Palace, he became even angrier. This Xiao Qingya is a plague god. I can't wait...I don't know how to describe it to suit my current angry mood. This damn, disgusting ugly woman, boxer There was a 'creak, creak' sound.

"Yes... yes... slave... it's Xiao Zi from Fengyi Palace..." Xiao Zi was so frightened that her teeth were chattering, and the ground was already wet with tears.

"What do you want this basket for?" Nangong Canyue raised her eyebrows handsomely and asked indifferently.

"Yes... yes... yes... the empress... said that she wanted to weigh herself, and asked... the servants to come and get the baskets!" The intermittent voice made everyone understand.

Nangong Haotian looked at the baskets on the ground, covered his painful cheeks and asked doubtfully, "What does she want to weigh herself for?"

"Your Majesty has been losing weight recently, and your Majesty said to see how many catties you have lost!" Xiao Zi did not dare to lie and answered truthfully.

"Scale herself? Is she a pig? Still need to use a scale?" Nangong Canyue frowned, what the hell is this woman doing?lose weight?Tsk tsk tsk, with that body, even if you lose weight for a lifetime, you will still be fat.

So the group of people changed their route and walked towards Fengyi Palace. When they reached the gate of the courtyard, Nangong Canyue whispered, "Go in, don't say that I'm outside!"

Xiao Zi opened her mouth wide, can the emperor and prince still peek?But she was just a little maid, so she didn't dare to talk too much, she walked towards Xiao Qingya who was in the courtyard with her basket in her arms: "Your Majesty, Basket!"

"Let's put it away, all right, you all tie the ropes to the baskets, and I will squat in after a while, look at it, how much is it!" Xiao Qingya played with her fingers with each other, and ordered Xiaolian to find it. The two eunuchs said, tsk tsk tsk, is this the most powerful?The whole body is full of bones, isn't the eunuch fatter?Can you lift it up?
"Yes!" The two eunuchs quickly tied the rope to the basket, and finally hooked the hook of the scale to the rope: "Your Majesty, go in!"

"Okay!" Xiao Qingya was very excited at the moment, she didn't know how heavy this body was, if she had five hundred catties, she wouldn't be able to live, but half of the five hundred catties seemed to be there, she slowly got into the basket, Squat down: "Okay!"

The two eunuchs passed the wooden pole through the rope of the scale, and lifted it together vigorously, but found that they couldn't lift it no matter what. In the end, they were so tired that they were sweating profusely and still couldn't lift it. This scene made Nangong Canyue who was watching outside He and Nangong Haotian almost broke their stomachs laughing.

"Phew... Your Majesty, no, you should find someone else!" The two eunuchs were panting from exhaustion, but the baskets did not move.

Xiao Qingya's face became darker and darker, she looked at her two little eunuchs and said, "I don't believe you if you come to help me, I must know how many catties I have today!"

"Yes, yes!" The third son and the third son also ran over, and lifted them together, and then lifted the basket.

"Crack!" The sound kept ringing, Xiao Qingya's eyes widened, she couldn't be so unlucky, could she?Everyone's eyes widened.

With the sound of 'bang', Xiao Qingya suddenly felt the pain in her buttocks, the bottom of the basket was pierced by herself, she slowly turned her head to look at the others, and found that they all looked terrified, luckily she didn't laugh at herself, otherwise it would be really Wanting to find a hole to drill, his fat face was full of relieved expressions, but at this moment...

"Hahahaha... I can't do it... Hahahahaha, this king can't help it anymore, hahahahaha!" Nangong Haotian covered his stomach and walked slowly towards Xiao Qingya: "Hahahaha, you ugly woman is still full. Funny, ouch, I've never seen such a funny thing, you actually sat through such a big basket, hahahaha, I really can't hold back, you continue to perform, I won't leave today, you Keep making me laugh!" He completely forgot that the other party was his sister-in-law.

Xiao Qingya clenched her fists slowly. This damn bastard was either laughing at herself or treating herself as a joke. The handsome face who kept laughing, suddenly, everyone gasped!
With a 'snap', the surroundings instantly became quiet, as if a needle could be heard clearly when it fell on the ground, and there was also a dangerous aura condensed in the air.

'thump! ' The sound kept coming, all knelt down, and all the maids and eunuchs were trembling constantly.

(End of this chapter)