Journey to the West: Swallowing Giant Panda

Chapter 146

"Hahaha, okay, don't worry, don't worry."

"You take care of me, you take care of me."

"Small things, they're all small things."

The panda stood in front of the gate of the Guangming Palace, laughing and chatting with the fairies, and took them all away without much effort.

In the revolving palace, there are countless boxes of natural materials and earthly treasures.

"Xihongzhi, Tianxuan Egg, Xipolian, Glazed Crystal"

The pandas were very interested in lighting the things sent by the gods one by one.

'This can be regarded as accepting bribes. '

Among the gods in the heavenly court, the god of law enforcement has the most authority.The most important thing is that as long as he is serving in the heaven, no matter who he is, he can't break away from the Law Enforcement God.There are so many rules in the sky, which are like a sea of ​​smoke.If it is really checked, I am afraid that even the Taishang Laojun will not be able to say that he has not done anything that violates the rules of heaven.

Well, since the back of anyone's butt is not clean, it depends on whether to track down or not!
Previously, the chief officer of the legal department of Tianting was Yang Jian, who himself was a wild crane in the clouds, and he listened to the tune but not to the announcement.He doesn't care about things in heaven at all.So the gods don't matter.

But pandas are different.

What does it mean to live in the Bright Palace?It is to serve above the heavens all the time.If I don't say hello in advance, and I don't have a backer behind me, I'm afraid life will be difficult.

Within three days, there were only those who were known by their names in the heavenly court.Like Luo Xuan, Lu Yue, Wen Zhong, or even the Virgin of Jinling, they didn't come.Almost none of the other little gods did not come.

One after another, as if the shift was arranged in advance, it made the panda very bored.But for the sake of the "small gifts" in their hands, it's hard for a panda to punch a smiling person.

"dong dong dong"

While counting the treasures in the house, suddenly there was another knock on the door.

"Who is it? Please come in."

With a wave of his hand, the panda collected all the treasures in the room, and the panda raised his foot and took two steps towards the outside of the palace gate, indicating that he wanted to go out to meet him.

"Ahahaha." The laughter was unusually kind, and the person who came in was dressed in red, holding a walking stick tied with a red rope, and walked in step by step.His beard and hair are white, and the corners of his eyes are full of spring. He is amiable and respectable.

"Oops. Who is this here?"

The panda quickly ran two steps forward, the smile on his face was absolutely sincere.

Old man under the moon!

The red line in the entire heaven belongs to him!

The marriage of people in the world is the most magical, and this old man is the one who is in charge of the marriage.

"Don't dare, don't dare. The God of Law Enforcement has just passed away, and the little old man just wants to get to know each other. We will be colleagues in the future, so we can take care of each other." Yuelao put his posture very low, still facing the panda Bow slightly.

Although his priesthood is equally important, it is definitely much lighter than the number one god of the Ministry of Law.

"Old Yue, you are very polite. I have heard about the great name for a long time and have never seen each other. I am very happy to meet you today. Very happy. Please, please."

He took Yuelao's hand and invited him to the seat.

"Is the God of Law Enforcement very busy these days?"

"Hey, busy, busy. Isn't it true that all the gods in the heavenly court give the emperor this face? It can be regarded as respecting me, a little law enforcement god. Since everyone has given face, then I can't refuse to meet, right? "

"Yes, yes, the God of Law Enforcement is here to save face for everyone." Yuelao rolled his eyes: "I don't know what these gods have sent? Can you give the old man long eyes?"

"Hey! What is Yuelao talking about? How can I accept bribes when I am a legal affairs officer in the heavenly court? Everyone comes empty-handed and returns empty-handed. As long as I can come to see my god, I am very happy. Where is the use? Got a gift?" The panda's face was full of righteousness.

"Hahaha, hahaha" Yue Lao laughed and pointed at the panda: "You are right, you are right. However, they all came empty-handed, and it is really rude. But the old man has always been poor, and the one in charge It’s Qingshui Yamen, so there’s really nothing to take. I just don’t know if this law enforcement god has a girl you like? I’m an old man, but I can do it? Ah, hahaha.”

The panda's eyes lit up all of a sudden!

Looking at Yue Lao: "Is there still such a showy operation?"

"Hey hey, everyone in the world is destined to be married. Since you can see it, it is naturally destined to be married. Being old is just, huh? It's just an added effort."

The panda looked around with a pair of small eyes, and said mysteriously: "Well, I dare to ask Yue Lao, how many red threads can this person tie at most?"

"Oh?"

Yuelao also regained his energy all of a sudden: "Looking at the meaning of Law Enforcement God, it seems that there are quite a few girls I know."

"Not many, not many, just a few."

"Hahaha" Yuelao stroked his beard: "Merry is a young man. This red line is marriage. Women should end up with one in their lives, and naturally most of them tie one. But there are exceptions! Men, naturally The more the better."

Panda raised his eyelids, this old man is patriarchal.This idea is not good, I have to destroy him on behalf of the moon!
"Hey hey, since this is the case, take a look, I have a list here, please tie it to me."

As he said that, the panda thought for a while, and handed it over with one move in the void.

Yue Lao held the list and looked down. The sip of tea that he had just drank was all spouted out all at once.I was so frightened that I couldn't sit still, and I jumped up from the chair: "This, this, this..."

"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong." Panda smiled coyly, and it really didn't work.

He took the list from Yuelao and secretly destroyed it.There are only two names written on it.One is Nuwa, the other is Houtu
What the hell, if I can tie my red thread to these two people, no one will dare to do anything to me when I walk sideways in the wilderness in the future.That's a real soft meal! ! !
"This, this."

This time, the one handed over was more serious, with the names of two people written on it.One is Yang Chan and the other is Princess Iron Fan.

Yuelao took the list, his expression was also extremely ugly.

"Why? This is not easy to handle?"

Now the panda is a little angry, it's understandable that it couldn't be done just now.Neither of these two?You know, these two people are both Taiyi Golden Immortals.

Yuelao nodded: "Don't worry about law enforcement gods, please see."

Saying that, the old man made a move from the void.Three silk threads were pulled out by him in an instant, one was thicker and the other two were thinner.

"The thick one belongs to you, and the slender one belongs to Princess Iron Fan and Little Yang Chan. If it was an ordinary girl, it would be no problem to tie it on, but these two people really can't do it."

"Why is this?"

(End of this chapter)