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Chapter 278 284, "Explanation" of poisonous milk

Douyu live broadcast room XXXXXX!

"Hello everyone, I'm Lu Qiqi. After three days of begging and begging, I finally won the first interview of the captain "Teacher Feng". No, it was Teacher Feng who got me! "

"Guys, don't think about it!" Lu Qiqi said with a smirk.

Funny + cute + poisonous milk + dirty, has always been Lu Qiqi's commentary style, and she has always used the weird standard as "forceful" in her shows, looking for all the LOL anchors and players, so that people who are obviously only on the list Go play jungle, let the students who only play jungle play support!And let the mid laner play AD, she is the same "poisonous milk" + "wonderful flower", this is her style!
And with her fresh and decent figure and face, she can often invite others to help her, after all, she is a very popular anchor and commentator herself.

But today this person is different, and his level is different. What she invited was——her captain, Teacher Feng!
The human beings in the guest live broadcast room are simply boiling. The most important and crucial point is that Zhang Feng did not start a live broadcast for the first time today, which means it is obvious-to make a show for you, Lu Qiqi, to increase your popularity!

Lu Qiqi didn't say anything about Zhang Feng's actions, but she was grateful in her heart!
Because of this, she originally planned to let Zhang Feng play as a support, but decided to let him play AD instead!

The effect of the program, Zhang Feng in front of the computer smiled and selected "Skateboard Shoes" - "Calista"

A female AD who throws a spear and inserts people, hehehe, tonight's commentary seems to be settled, Lu Qiqi smiled, and connected the QT voice with the captain Teacher Feng!

"Captain, I'm here to report." Her voice was very sweet, different from the towering one when we met. At this time, she looked a little cute. This may be related to the costume, or it may be that the real person does not show her face!
Zhang Feng smiled. I haven't seen these old teammates for half a month. The experience of a league game is really emotional. I miss it a little. He said: "I just guessed, you are coming to me soon, Dragon Soul, Xiu Xiu, these are all taken away by me, dumb is okay, but still dumb, little sister, what do you want to be like?" While speaking, Zhang Feng very naturally took him personally when facing the girl. Rogue temper.

Lu Qiqi fumbled for half of the e-sports circle, so she was afraid of this, so she said directly, "It's you, don't leave after school, call Teacher Feng, right, come to my office tonight."

Good guy, it's tempting to imagine, although in reality the two are so far apart that they can't do anything, but the barrage doesn't care about this, it instantly became popular.

"Oh my god, office love?"

"The last line of eight is coming to an end."

"Office? Hehehe, sofa, bench, or, quack quack, hunger and thirst."

"Which posture is comfortable? If it's a sofa, is it kneeling or lying down? Is the floor smooth or not?"

"Rub, rub, rub against your chest."

"..."

Didi Didi, people caught off guard by a wave of trains passing by, and the barrage became smudged, while Lu Qiqi was the same as usual, she had long been used to the title of poisonous milk+dirty!

At this time, Douyu's LOL viewers began to slowly gather in her live broadcast room!
Just like a Douyu live broadcast notification, many LOL live broadcast rooms have such a bullet screen floating "331566 is taking off, Teacher Feng is doing a show in the "Poisonous Milk" live broadcast room, hehehe, come and watch it .”

The crowd is booing, the audience is watching
As for Xiuxiu, Dragon Soul, and Dumb, they were thinking unhappily at this moment: "Damn it, lesbians are given preferential treatment, and the boss doesn't even open a live broadcast room!"

Seeing that Zhang Feng chose the Spear of Revenge, Kalista, Lu Qiqi thought about it, "Captain, how is your hero doing?"

Zhang Feng: "It's okay. Generally, they don't cheat, and if they cheat, they help to take the blame."

"Haha" Lu Qiqi laughed and waited for the game to start.

Bot lane 2V2, Zhang Feng's support is Storm's Fury, Fengnv, and the hero in the lane is ADC mouse + support fallen angel Morgana!
The online consumption is low. Zhang Feng's AD is average, but the basic operations are not bad. After all, he is also a master-level AD. When playing diamond tiers, he jumps left and right, like a grasshopper, dodging with precision. Look at Morgana's Q on the opposite side, and throw a spear up from time to time, hitting consumption!
"It's on, it's on, hey, there's something wrong with this girl, my team is so pitiful, haha, I've been downgraded!" Lu Qiqi chatted with Mai and Zhang Feng.

Zhang Feng said: "It's okay, it's just that the auxiliary wind girl shield was released a little late, I dare not fight, otherwise this wave will happen, the main reason is that my computer is also a little stuck, I don't know what's wrong these days, it may be when the time comes It's time to update the device."

"Computer card?" Lu Qiqi asked with her head tilted.

Zhang Feng replied: "It's a bit stuck."

In the live broadcast room, Lu Qiqi suddenly smiled: "Captain, is your computer's E drive full?"

Zhang Feng: "Huh? No, maybe it's full, I don't know." His mind was spinning?Why did it suddenly switch to the computer?

At this time, Lu Qiqi was teasing playfully, and suddenly said: "I just said, Captain, why is your computer stuck, and the E disk of the computer needs to be cleaned up frequently, more than 300 G seeds, no computer can handle it, what's wrong with it?" Can you not get stuck?"

My God, this sentence.

Let the new kid in her live broadcast room jump up immediately, I have never heard of this style, it is the most exciting, I like this kind of girl, hehehe.

They maxed out the screen - the anchor really knows how to play, the female anchor is dirty, Qiqi knows a lot, when will we discuss martial arts!
As soon as Zhang Feng understood, he is a decent person, he quickly waved his hands: "Nothing, I said Lu Qiqi, why are you so dirty, who did you learn your commentary style from?"

Lu Qiqi didn't answer directly, but seemed to grab Zhang Feng's painful corner and said: "Nothing? Do you dare to swear? Do you dare to say that you don't have it in your E drive?"

Zhang Feng laughed, and he hummed forcefully and said, "All men need a little bit of this."

Before he could continue to explain, Lu Qiqi said again: "No, there is something wrong with her. Your plate is full, and I'm going to die with you."

Zhang Feng couldn't help laughing. Only he knew the truth. He said, "Qiqi, you are really poisonous. How did you change your interpretation?"

Lu Qiqi said happily: "I'm self-taught. I learned it from watching "Old Boy Interstellar". How about the two of us, with a catchphrase, and she said: "Chang Wei, do you know martial arts?"

Zhang Feng didn't answer, because he didn't know the slogan at all.

But Lu Qiqi, in her live broadcast room, there was a lot of rhythm "fuck Huang Xudong", "fuck 91" and "fuck Sun Yifeng."

On the other end of the connection, Zhang Feng couldn't help but asked, "Chang Wei, who is Chang Wei?" Lu Qiqi didn't explain, and Zhang Feng thought about going to Baidu when he had time. What I don't understand!
Lu Qiqi is really funny, poisonous milk + filth, is also well-deserved of her reputation, what's even more frightening is that her "little sarcasm" made Zhang Feng very funny.

Lu Qiqi: "Let's jump over the tower and kill him, don't be cowardly."

Zhang Feng's screen went black.

Lu Qiqi: "Oh, it's not my fault, how can you resist the tower!"

"Captain, Captain, there is something wrong with your monitor, why is it black?"

"Captain, Captain, there is really a problem with your monitor, it is broken, should you change the monitor?"

Zhang Feng: "No, there is really something wrong with this support."

Lu Qiqi hummed softly, and sharply added: "Aren't the ranks matched with the same strength? The strength should be the same."

Zhang Feng: "..."

Barrage: "My stomach hurts from laughing." "Qiqi is really black." "It's so dirty." "Haha, it's the first time I see Teacher Feng at a disadvantage."

"Why is it dark again? Captain?"

Zhang Feng: "I'm too lazy to talk to you."

Zhang Feng did not speak for 2 minutes.

Lu Qiqi complained: "Hey, captain, why don't you talk to me when you're on mic with me? I'm doing a show, and you promised me, so how can you not talk?"

Zhang Feng said with a "helpless" smile: "Qiqi, you will be sentenced for such an explanation."

Lu Qiqi remained the same: "Captain, you have a lot of fans. They told me to hang out with you often. I was terrified. Hehe, I guess I would get sprayed to death if I talked with you often. Just for a short while. Your National Guard is coming up."

Zhang Feng: "Don't talk, I have a headache."

After a wave of mass destruction, the situation was very serious. Zhang Feng was yelling: "Fuck, where is my brother?"

Lu Qiqi was laughing: "They are taking a hot spring, they are waiting for you, hello brothers, 666!"

Zhang Feng: "..."

……

Until the end of the current situation, Zhang Feng was molested to pieces, of course it was unavoidable, there was a part of acting in it!
Everyone is happy, friends are happy, isn’t this the pursuit, heh!
After getting off the live broadcast and accepting Lu Qiqi's thanks, Zhang Feng got up and sat on the balcony, thinking that tomorrow would be New Year's Day, so he called Hou Wenxia. Although he knew that she was going to participate in the rehearsal for New Year's Day, he still called.

(End of this chapter)