The prodigal Fu Jin has tricked me again

Chapter 518 Modern: Are You Pipi Shrimp? (4 thousand words)

Qi Yue was a little dumbfounded, and slapped her face.

I didn't expect them both to be so powerful.

When did Qi Jin learn to drive a kayak?

She didn't know anything about it.

The couple argued for a long time.

The cameras in a circle are all facing two people.

Facing audiences across the country, Yin Yu felt that his old man's face was a bit embarrassing.

Couldn't help getting closer to his daughter-in-law, lowered his posture slightly and whispered to his ear: "This is outside, can't you save me some face?"

Dong Ejin glanced at him, and didn't want to argue with him anymore.

But you can't let him go so easily.

"Okay, but there are conditions."

"What?" Yin Yu immediately became more vigilant.

"You don't have to be so nervous, I won't let you go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire." Dong Ejin said lightly: "This journey is so difficult at the beginning, and the process must not be too easy. If you let me make a meal, make a meal You are the one who hunts.”

He is a big man, and he should have done physical work, which is normal.

Not to mention hunting, he can come to carry burdens, pull carts and so on.

but……

"Daughter-in-law, you know my cooking skills, I really can't do it!"

Yin Yu's most sincere face speaks the most truthful words.

"It's not that I'm lazy, what if someone dies?"

Dong Ejin suddenly thought of decades ago, when he was discussing with himself the picture of a gentleman far away from the kitchen.

Whether this person has a good face or really can't, it's really two things to say.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, right?"

Yin Yu frowned slightly: "Of course I can do this simple style, but we can't just eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes all the time these days, can we?"

"And such a deserted island, where do you get the eggs?"

"Where there are birds, there are eggs."

Dong Ejin looked at him with a smile: "It's normal for a boy to climb up and down, and dig a bird's egg from a tree, right? You won't tell me that you haven't had this kind of experience, have you?"

Yin Yu: "..."

Imagine yourself struggling to climb the tree, and then dig out the bird's eggs from the bird's nest.

The wind is messy.

"I'm not an ancient person, what kind of tree do I climb?"

These words aroused Dong Ejin's long memory, looked at him meaningfully, and smiled:
"How do you know if you don't know if you don't try? Maybe you can crawl very smoothly!"

Yin Yu looked at his daughter-in-law and pouted.

Very resentful.

His wife was willing to let him climb a tree in front of a national audience! ?
It really broke his heart.

She really didn't care about him at all.

Looking at his resentful face, Dong Ejin smiled lightly, and then gave him the seat in front.

"Here, you are at the front."

Yin Yu's eyes suddenly lit up.

There is a feeling of being favored suddenly when the sky is dark and cloudy, as if the whole life is instantly lit up.

Originally, I wanted to be arrogant and reserved.

But thinking that this woman has never been gentle and considerate, and doesn't give face, she probably won't soften her attitude and coax him in front of the national audience...

The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie, Yin Yu quickly changed places with his wife, holding the handles on the kayak with both hands, raised his head and shouted, flamboyantly:

"Daughter-in-law, sit down!!!"

The small kayak flew away in an instant, and Dong Ejin threw it back suddenly, wanting to whip him.

In addition, those who want to beat him up are the camera buddies who have been dumped with a face full of water.

He drove forward suddenly, hitting them in the face like a wave.

Sour and refreshing.

The camera buddies finally experienced the wave of Yin Yu, a scandal-ridden traffic niche who "loves freedom and loves freedom".

The people on the shore were all amazed by Yin Yu's technical tool.

There are many actors who learn various skills to prepare for future roles in advance, but there are still a few who specialize in learning special skills like this.

For example, there are not many actors who can fly airplanes, and there are very few actors who can drive kayaks like this, which makes people's eyes shine.

The host was a little older than Yin Yu and the others, and he couldn't help sighing, "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead!"

……

Because Yin Yu drove very fast, it was even half ahead of the time that the director team had asked professionals to conduct rehearsals in advance.

Everyone was astonished.

Then I watched him strike the drum with a mallet in a very chic way, and he was the first to complete the task.

The sea water is still very cold, and people can't stand it after a long time.

As soon as they landed, the staff hurried over to bring them bath towels and hot water.

When the host arrived by helicopter, Yin Yu and the others were already drinking tea in the lobby of the hotel, and they were immediately surprised.

Blunted: "Yin Yu, were you a Pipi shrimp in your previous life?"

"Get out!" Yin Yu gave him a middle finger.

The staff laughed.

Within about 10 minutes, the remaining groups arrived one after another.

Qi Yue was unhappy when she arrived, complaining that she was almost bitten by a poisonous snake on the mountain.

The risk factor is too high, and the program group's behavior is a breach of the signed contract.

The host dismissed the matter as a joke.

"With your eloquence and resentment, it's not sure who will bite whom when you encounter a poisonous snake? Don't you think so?"

I didn't expect the host, who was always gentle, to be so sharp now.

While everyone was astonished, no one stood up to reconcile, they just laughed muffled.

Who made everyone dislike this kind of squeamish and hypocritical Miss Qianjin.

You can always be that kind of cute persona.

She just wanted to be an independent woman under the brand of being hardworking and strong, but she ended up relying on her father and her fiancé, and was forced to do all kinds of things.

There are also requirements for the program crew to choose actors, not just anyone who is popular can be invited, but the invitation is made because of the perseverance of the other party, but the result is unexpectedly like this.

The program team still feels that they are at a loss.

The old actor beside him sat silently.

It is impossible to say that there are indeed poisonous snakes and beasts in the mountains. It is indeed the fault of the show crew that they did not tell the actors in advance, but the probability of poisonous snakes and beasts appearing is extremely low, and they usually hide from people. , as long as people don't take the initiative to attack them, they won't be hurt, so it's almost like nothing.

The program team has considered this aspect, and wanted to create some topics, but was afraid that the actors would not be willing, so they concealed this aspect, and it was very vague in the contract.

It can be regarded as a breach of contract by stepping on a gray area to a certain extent.

But if this matter is reported, there is no real evidence of being injured, and it cannot be judged that it is the problem of the program group.

Because the rebuttal from the program team can be said to be that the contract was not considered carefully at the time, and it was not deliberately concealed.

Didn't even the actor on the other side see it?So their negligence is also understandable.

So even if the actor comes forward to fight the lawsuit, he may not win.

Let's talk about actors.

Since the program group did experiment and you signed the contract, it means that there is no problem under normal circumstances, but the problem is that the program group is relatively large.

It's okay if the actor doesn't say anything, but if he says it, he's hypocritical.

Because the outside world will say, you actor, since you signed a contract to eat this bowl of food, you should suffer this kind of suffering.

Otherwise, everyone is equally tired, so why do you earn hundreds or thousands of times what everyone else earns?

Seriously fulfilling the contract is also a kind of contract spirit.

In the eyes of the old actors, their generation is serious about acting, far less impetuous than today's young actors, and they earn hard-earned money, solid money.

Now there are more acting opportunities, more people, and more pressure in the industry. Many people have been squeezed and rolled around in the industry from their original dreams, and they have become less pure.

There are many demands and great desires.

The actors struggled in such an environment, and when they rushed forward, they became more and more desperately ambitious, and the program team knew this well, so sometimes they played tricks in the contract, and the actors even Already habitually holding back.

Because actors in this era are too easily attacked.

The Internet has made this society, and it has also ruined this society.

Seeing more and more young people committing suicide due to the pressure, the old Xi Gu sighed in his heart.

He has always been purely an actor, carefully studying the script, and then acting in a drama he likes that suits him. It seems that he is far away from this society, but he lives comfortably.

The reason why he came to this program was because...he couldn't understand the current social phenomenon more and more, so he wanted to experience it for himself, and he also wanted to know why?
If the girl Qi Yue hadn't had a personality problem, Xiaosheng would have encountered traffic jams eventually. Once this phenomenon was exposed, the program team would definitely be the one to take responsibility.

However, because actors are public figures, they seem to be more vulnerable to attacks. The stronger the audience's assumptions about their likes and dislikes, the more extreme they become, and the truth behind them seems to be less important.

Everyone has arrived, except for the actor and actress, the helicopter parachute has not yet arrived.

Everyone waited for a long time looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally saw their figures.

But their fluttering posture is a bit strange.

Dong Ejin saw something wrong at a glance, frowned and began to trot over there.

Sure enough, within two seconds, the film king was directly dropped into the sea. The film queen obviously couldn't grasp the direction of the wind, and was still floating strangely. It seemed that she was about to fall into the sea.

How dangerous it is!
Everyone was stunned!

The ambulance personnel on the shore were taken aback, and hurried over with their things.

The speedboat that was preparing for ambulance at sea also rushed to the place where the actor fell and fished him up.

The actor had just been on the boat for 2 minutes when he saw his wife also fall into the sea.

And the situation was much more dangerous than he was just now. The entire umbrella directly drowned her and the staff who flew her in the sea.

And you can't see what's going on underneath.

If you choke and do not rescue in time, you will drown directly.

The situation was so dangerous that everyone panicked.

This film king has always been known for being calm and steady, but now he is very anxious, but there is nothing he can do.

Because the ship he was on was too far away from the place where his wife fell.

And even the speedboat over there hasn't arrived yet.

At this moment, a person on the sea controlled the speedboat and drove there at the speed of a rocket. She was like a fish, even in such a hurricane environment, she shuttled smoothly and steadily in the sea.

Immediately, that petite and sassy figure quickly controlled the speedboat, and then jumped into the sea.

In less than 1 minute, the actress and staff were rescued.

The people on the shore breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately, they all looked at Yin Yu with envious eyes: "You can! Your wife is really amazing!"

The national treasure-level violinist praised again and again.

"Being pretty and everything is too powerful, this is simply better than professionals!"

The old actor next to him also nodded in praise: "This wife is well-found."

Yin Yu was holding two big coconuts in both hands, a little confused.

"what happened?"

His daughter-in-law said just now that she was thirsty and didn't want to drink plain water.

He knew she was trying to play him on purpose, but it was really rare to see her so lively and sly, even if he knew that she was teasing him on purpose, he went to find coconuts for her in a strange way.

At this moment, he had just inserted two straws, and everyone looked at him enviously as if he married the whole galaxy...

So, what happened?

Yin Yu couldn't figure it out, but she squeezed through the crowd and followed everyone's gaze to look there.

The heart was beating thumping.

Fuck!
His wife is too handsome, right? !

This is to steal his protagonist halo! !

Yin Yu immediately ran towards her heroic daughter-in-law with two big coconuts in her arms.

On the beach, his silly appearance made everyone laugh out loud.

A smart and shrewd person, because of a person, suddenly shows a silly and happy look, which always makes people feel very loving.

As soon as Dong Ejin landed, Yin Yu first gave her a hug, and then gave her a rainbow fart.

Even though the host was beside him, he felt blind.

I can't stand how a person's image can be so different.

"Yin Yu, those fans who covet your indifference, ruthlessness, abstinence, lust, are you going to cry to death?"

Yin Yu raised her eyebrows provocatively, then took the bath towel handed over by the staff domineeringly, hugged her daughter-in-law in her arms, and declared: "I am a spoiled daughter-in-law!"

The host shook his head, not arguing with Huskies.

After the movie king came up, he tightly protected the movie queen, with a worried and nervous expression on his face. The movie queen had never encountered such a horrible thing, and was a little frightened.

After he saw Dong Ejin, he stopped for a while and thanked him.

Dong Ejin said politely, looked at the actress, and asked a little bit with concern, seeing that he looked nervous, she didn't say anything more.

The film king carried the queen into the hotel that the program team had already prepared to check in.

Most of the program team followed, and the chief director said sorry.

Qi Yue looked disdainfully at the side, and complained to Lan Kuifang in a low voice: "You see, what a power, I was almost bitten by a snake, and no one came out to apologize to me, the worth of actresses is just different. "

Dong Ejin was right beside her, she heard it clearly, her expression was very calm, and she walked over indifferently.

Yin Yu hugged his daughter-in-law's shoulders, but felt very happy.

Discovered a little more:
It seems that only in the show can he hug her so generously.

And she, she is only his.

This is so good.

(End of this chapter)