Tianting WeChat Spokesperson

Chapter 1 Landlord and WeChat
There was a sound of typing on the keyboard and the mouse in the dormitory, and Ye Lin stared intently at the computer screen, letting the sword master in Liushen costume chop and explode the other party's crystal.

He heard Victory's voice from the computer, shook his head lightly, and said, "Invincibility is really lonely, except for action movies in the island country, only winning in LOL can satisfy me."

His gaze swept across the computer screen, and he scored fifty kills in a round of Summoner's Canyon.

He directly ignored the fact of customizing the man-machine, and took a deep breath meaningfully.

There was a strange smell in the air.

Then he got up, accurately threw the ball of paper on the table into the wastebasket, looked out of the window sadly and sighed: "The night is so beautiful."

He picked up the resume that was added today, returned to reality, read it helplessly, and threw the resume into the wastebasket.

He glanced at the bedroom.

He shook his head: "Everyone else has gone to work, and I am the only one whose job has not been fulfilled. Alas, those interviewees are all blind!"

Sighing, he picked up his phone, shook his head and left.After going down the dormitory building, I bought a bucket of Master Kong's Braised Beef Noodles from the dormitory manager, and gave the money to prepare to leave.

Auntie Suguan called him to stop: "Xiaoye, haven't you found a job yet?"

Ye Lin smiled wryly, shrugged and said, "I can't help it. I feel like I've lost my horoscope recently. I either overslept or got stuck in traffic. I'm always late for interviews. The only time I went on time was the only time I accidentally tore the female interviewer's clothes." gone."

After hearing this, Aunt Suguan immediately started gossip and asked, "Why did you tore the girl's clothes? You are too impatient!"

Ye Lin waved his hands quickly, with a look of grievance:
"I'm a gentleman. Although she has a good figure, I don't do this. She was walking and didn't look at her. I bumped into her. I stretched out my hand to pull her and tore her neckline."

The dormitory aunt let out a laugh, and said after a while: "So you were passed right away?"

Ye Lin smiled lightly and said, "No, she asked for my number, maybe because I'm so handsome."

Auntie Su Guan has known him for four years, and sometimes chats with him, knowing his bragging virtues, she doesn't care, and said with a smile:
"Pull it down. By the way, seeing how unlucky you are, come on, I just invited a piece of land to come back today to keep you safe. Come and offer a stick of incense."

Aunt Suguan was also enthusiastic, and before Ye Lin refused, she took three sticks of incense, pulled Ye Lin into the room, bowed in front of a statue, and said:
"I invited you back from Lingyun Temple. Please ask the land public to ensure that you find a good job."

Ye Lin knew that Auntie was a very kind person. Although he didn't believe in praying to God and worshiping Buddha, he didn't want to disappoint Auntie's good intentions.

As soon as he received the incense, someone outside called the dormitory manager, and the aunt asked him to worship by himself, but she went out by herself.

Ye Lin smiled lightly, lit the incense, bowed three times, and said, "Lord of the land, if you really have a spirit in heaven, you can help me, and when I get old, I will do my best for you. .”

After speaking, he put the incense into the jar and bowed again.

As soon as he raised his head, he suddenly saw a smile on the face of the kind land master, which shocked him. When he looked carefully, he saw that the face of the land master was still the same.

He shook his head, thinking that his eyes were dazzled, and said in a low voice: "It's better to stop masturbating, the hallucinations will come out."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly discovered that there was a WeChat QR code under the statue of the Lord of the Land, which read "Any request, please scan WeChat".

Ye Lin sneered, and said: "Sure enough, it is advancing with the times, and even the land masters use WeChat."

In fact, he knew that this was a propaganda method of the god statue manufacturer, but he was bored and scanned it with his mobile phone.

With a ding, he scanned a WeChat account, not a public account, but an ordinary user account called 'Land Lord'.

He said with a smile: "This manufacturer is too dirty, it doesn't even have a public account."

I clicked one to add a friend, and within a second, it showed that the other party had passed the friend request.

Seeing that his profile picture was that of a real person, Ye Lin couldn't help but laugh when he saw that his profile picture was a real person, kind and kind, and said, "It really looks like the Lord of the Land."

As soon as he finished speaking, the other party sent a message: "Hi boy, nice to meet you, you are my first WeChat friend."

Ye Lin only thought that the other party was deliberately getting closer to take care of his business.

He sent an 'evil smile' expression, and then said: "Since I'm the first one, why don't you send me a red envelope?"

Then, the 'Land Lord' sent a message: "No problem, but it's the first time I use WeChat, I'll find out where the red envelope is."

Afterwards, Ye Lin didn't see the red envelope coming, so he curled his lips: "If you don't send it, you won't send it, and you still make such a bad excuse."

As he was talking, he saw the dormitory aunt come in and asked him: "Why not? You are also grabbing red envelopes. Pull me into your group. I also want to grab red envelopes, but I can play around." There are too few people."

Ye Lin hurriedly put away his mobile phone, and said with a smile: "I don't have anyone to send out red envelopes. There will be a red envelope group in the future, and I will pull you in."

Talking and laughing, he left the canteen of the dormitory auntie. As soon as he walked out of the dormitory, he saw a man and a woman walking towards him.

His expression changed, and he recognized the pair of dogs and men.The woman is his ex-girlfriend Cao Li, and the man is Cao Li's current boyfriend, Chen Xiang.

This Chen Xiang, I heard that his family owns a jade processing factory, and he is a billionaire rich second generation.

Chen Xiang likes Cao Li, and later really digs Ye Lin's corner.The greatest hatred in the world is being poached.

At least, Ye Lin thinks so now.

However, he doesn't want to say hello to them now, because he is very down-and-out now, he hasn't even found a job, and he doesn't want to be looked down upon by Cao Li.

He was about to go around, but he saw Chen Xiang pulling the shy Cao Li over and blocking his way.

He frowned, looked at Chen Xiang and said, "Good dogs don't get in the way."

Chen Xiang sneered and said:
"You've been so arrogant until now. I heard that you haven't found a job yet. Would you like to work as a worker in my factory? For Lili's sake, I'll give you [-] a month, how about it?"

Hearing this, Ye Lin snorted coldly and glanced at Cao Li, remembering Cao Li's ugly face when she wanted to break up with her before, disregarding their relationship for several years for the sake of money, and letting herself work part-time for her own material pursuits. No matter how much work you have done, you should be a little unhappy.

Pointing at Cao Li, he asked Chen Xiang: "The Lili you are talking about, is this the woman I don't want who has posed hundreds of poses with me and often doesn't want her?"

After hearing this, Cao Li said angrily, "Ye Lin, you!"

Chen Xiang's expression changed suddenly, he glanced at Cao Li appreciatively, and said, "Keep your mouth clean!"

Cao Li hurriedly shook Chen Xiang's arm in a coquettish voice, and said, "Brother Xiang, don't believe what he said, he was slandering me, I just held hands with me before, my... It broke during gym class!"

After hearing this, Chen Xiang glanced at Ye Lin again, hummed, and said, "Useless trash, dare to slander our family Lili, I want you to never find a job for the rest of your life."

Ye Lin sneered, the more he looked at Cao Li, the more he felt that this woman was a fool.

He originally wanted to say that Cao Li had a black mole on the base of her thigh, but when he thought about the sweetness he had with Cao Li before, he couldn't help shaking his head and said:
"Forget it, I won't tell you. Whether I can find a job or not is none of your business."

When he was about to leave, he suddenly heard a "red envelope is coming" from his pocket, took out his mobile phone, and heard Cao Li say: "Ye Lin, I really misread you. I didn't expect you to be such a despicable villain. You slandered me today, I will not let you go."

Ye Lin frowned, glanced at Cao Li, and said, "Okay, stay with me anytime. Don't hinder me from grabbing the red envelope." After speaking, he ignored them and walked aside.

While holding his mobile phone, he clicked on WeChat, and saw that 'Land Lord' really sent him a red envelope.

He quickly clicked on it, but it was not RMB, but "a wish of the Land Lord".

As he walked, he said, "What the hell is this? Wish power? Does WeChat have this tricky function? No money, just a sentence?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a ray of milky white light flying out of the phone and sinking into his body.

He was trembling all over, he felt that there was something more in his mind, but he didn't know what that thing was for.

He frowned and said, "What the hell is this? Could it be that this guy is really a land lord? Oh my god!"

He hurriedly found a hidden place, and excitedly sent a message to the 'Land Lord': "Are you really the Land Lord?"

If this is the Lord of the Land, then he is going to die!

Calm down!

do not get excited!
He tried to calm himself down.

With a ding, the other side replied: "Is there still a fake land master? By the way, why is no one else adding me as a friend?"

Ye Lin had an intuition that the other party was the Lord of the Land.

He quickly replied: "I don't know either, either you add others yourself, or someone else adds you, but only if others can find you."

Please, are you the land master?Do you still need to teach to play WeChat?

The land master said: "Okay, I'll try it, alas, I don't understand this new thing."

Ye Lin made a 'laughing and crying' emoji, and quickly said: "You will get used to it slowly, by the way, Lord Land, how do you use your wish power?"

The land master replied: "That is the wish power of the immortal family. It is the most wonderful energy in the world and can fulfill people's wishes. You mortals enshrine our gods, and our gods will reward you with a little wish power when they know about it."

"Wish power can be used to make a wish, bringing you closer to your wish to the greatest extent, or directly fulfilling your wish. This mainly depends on the difficulty of your wish, as well as the quantity and quality of the wishes given to you by the gods."

Ye Lin couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "So it's like this. I don't need to burn incense and worship Buddha to get the wish power of the immortal family. This WeChat is also possible."

He quickly asked again: "Does that mean that everyone who burns incense and worships Buddha can get your vows?"

The Lord of the Land made a 'disdainful' expression, and said: "How is it possible, the wish power of the Xian family is also limited. Whether you can get the wish power depends on whether the believers are sincere, and then depends on the mood of the Xian family."

Ye Lin was speechless for a while, and quickly typed a series of ellipsis in the past, and then said happily: "So that's the case, then I can communicate directly with the land master, and flatter him more. When he is in a good mood, he will definitely give me the power of will." .Then if I keep making wishes, won’t I be prosperous?”

"My God! This is called the road to heaven!"

He had a premonition that his life would be awesome from now on.The era of punching the rich second generation and making white and rich beauties is coming!
(End of this chapter)