Opening an Internet Cafe in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 260, Don't You Say He Knows a Fart!
With one order, the [-] troops set off.Along with the army were food, supplies, civilian husbands, and auxiliary soldiers.

The entire team stretches for miles.

In this battle against Liang Shidu, Li Er not only appointed Chai Shao, his brother-in-law, as the marching chief, but also sent Xue Wanjun, a young supervisor in the palace, to follow Chai Shao as the deputy marching chief, and Cheng Yaojin as the supervisor. Depart with the army.

At this moment, Cheng Yaojin was riding a horse casually, rushing along the road one after another, feeling extremely depressed in his heart.

"I don't want to go to war, I want to play games..."

Weakly chanting some things, Chai Shao's head hurts just looking at it.

"Su Guogong." After hesitating for a while, Chai Shao stepped forward and said with a frown, "At least you should pay attention to your image, this army has just been deployed, and you are like this, which is too demoralizing."

Cheng Yaojin was depressed, Chai Shao was even more depressed, Li Er actually sent such a bastard to be the supervisor, damn it, didn't he put a shit stick by his side?

The point is, he is still the supervising army, and he is not under his control. That is to say, he doesn't have to listen to his own arrangements. According to this person's temper, he will get into the horns when the time comes, and what should he do if he can't pull it back?
Really, the more I think about it, the more I get a headache.

Cheng Yaojin gave him a blank look, and said: "It's none of my business if the morale is low, I'm just a small supervisor, you are the marching chief appointed by His Majesty, and it's your duty to boost the morale of the soldiers.

how?You can't manage well, want to shirk responsibility, want to put the burden on me? "

Tilting his head and thinking about it, Cheng Yaojin reluctantly said: "If you really want to, you can, you can give me both the tiger talisman and the talisman festival, and I will help you manage the morale of the army."

Chai Shao: "..."

You're so fucking good at talking nonsense!Obviously, you are the one who is downcast and hurting the morale of the soldiers. I came to greet you. How come I can't manage the army and ask you to help?

Seeing that Chai Shao didn't speak for a while, Cheng Yaojin waved his hand and said, "It's boring."

Then he lay on the horseback and hummed an unknown tune.

Chai Shao subconsciously listened carefully, only to hear Cheng Yaojin singing a strange tune in a low voice: "Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion..."

After thinking about it in his mind, Chai Shao couldn't remember where this song came from, and the style of the song is so special...

Out of curiosity, when he was about to speak, Cheng Yaojin glanced at him and said, "You want to learn, I'll teach you!"

Chai Shao went to Huazhou to recruit recruits in July last year, and he has been busy with the recruits there. He didn't know that there was a time sea Internet cafe in Chang'an City. The hot topic in Chang'an City is still stuck in Li Cunxiao's old bastard. This kind of gossip about a concubine.

After thinking about it, Chai Shao said, "Okay."

Cheng Yaojin suddenly became interested, and now he was forced to do nothing, he had no games to play, he could only hum the little song of dreamy dance, and pretended to be aggressive in front of people like Chai Shao who had never been to Shiguanghai Internet Cafe...

However, just as Cheng Yaojin was about to teach Chai Shao to sing the songs he had learned from the Internet cafe, there was a sudden whistling, and then a figure flew into the air.

Looking at the person coming, Chai Shao's jaw dropped suddenly, what the hell did I see?Flying alone?

Then there was a scolding: "He Fangxiao is young, how dare you be presumptuous!"

"Protect the marshal!"

Chai Shao's soldiers also saw the figure galloping towards him, and quickly rushed forward with weapons in hand to protect Chai Shao, and immediately surrounded him airtightly.

Cheng Yaojin was the only one in the audience, and the corners of his eyes twitched when he saw the person coming, what a nuisance!Still, light work is more capable of pretending than!
The person who came was naturally his old Cheng's son - Cheng Chubi.

Cheng Chubi performed lightness kung fu and came in front of the crowd, and landed not far from the crowd.

Just as he landed, he heard a voice: "Shoot the arrow!"

"Hey--!"

Cheng Chubi was startled, and he heard "咻" "咻" a sharp arrow left the string and struck swiftly!
When the time was at a critical moment, Cheng Chubi took a deep breath quickly, and frantically circulated his internal energy, then opened his throat and shouted angrily: "Roar! Kanglong has regrets!"

When Cheng Yaojin heard Cheng Chubi's words, his pupils narrowed and he looked quickly.

Cheng Chubi's face was ferocious, the veins on his forehead were bulging, and his whole face was flushed red.

Cheng Chubi, who was shouting angrily, swayed his right palm left and right in front of him, like a sneaking dragon, and then suddenly slashed out with his palm!
"Roar!" There was even a roar of a tiger and a dragon groaning while waving his palms.

Immediately afterwards, Cheng Yaojin watched the sharp arrows flying towards Cheng Chubi, and they were all knocked away by his palm.

Cheng Yaojin wants a little more, Chai Shao and his soldiers are all confused, is this motherfucker still human?
For a moment, the guards had no intention of attacking again, they were all stunned and froze in place.

"Who the hell did you sneak up on me!" It was Cheng Chubi, the "victim", who cursed first.

However, his face was flushed now, and he was a little short of breath after speaking. It seems that the move of Kanglong Yougui just now was quite a burden for him at present.

After being stunned for a moment, the captain of the personal army came to his senses, pulled out his knife with a "crack", and shouted: "Protect the marshal!"

"stop!"

This was an order from Chai Shao, and he also came back from the shock at this moment, and recognized that the "inhuman" boy in front of him was the son of Cheng Yaojin, the rascal next to him.

After calling to stop the soldiers, Chai Shao looked at Cheng Yaojin with complicated eyes, and said suspiciously: "This is really your son."

Cheng Yaojin held his head high, and said a little proudly, "That's right, it's my third child."

Immediately he shouted to Cheng Chubi: "You brat, come here quickly."

Cheng Chubi didn't give him any face, and replied: "The old man sent someone to help me, I can't stand anymore!"

Cheng Yaojin: "..."

After a while, Cheng Yaojin's personal soldiers helped Cheng Chubi over. Cheng Chubi stood in front of the crowd for a while, and then fell straight on the ground.

Cheng Chubi, who was lying on the ground, panted for a while, and said in fear: "Damn it, master said that my current internal strength is not enough to display great power. Kanglong regrets it. Sure enough! I used too much force just now, so I just tore it dry." It drained my whole body's internal strength.

If it is more aggressive, I'm afraid that I will directly suck my moves and become a human being! "

The more Cheng Chubi talked, the more afraid he became.

Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin looked up at the sky and did not speak, but he cursed loudly in his heart, you and I have just learned the inner strength method of Quanzhen teaching, just getting started.

"It's not easy to take care of the children this year!" Cheng Yaojin began to feel that his own strength was not enough.

Chai Shao was confused, what are you talking about?What the hell is internal force?What kind of fairy trick is Kanglong Yougui?People do it again...

Well, I know what people do, but——

Chai Shao looked at Cheng Chubi, he was only eleven or twelve years old, so he started to harm girls at such a young age?

After thinking for a long time, Chai Shao didn't come up with a reason, so he could only ask Cheng Yaojin, "Old Cheng, what's going on?"

Seeing Chai Shao looking at him like a curious baby, Cheng Yaojin rolled his eyeballs, and suddenly thought about it, "cough cough" cleared his throat, and then said seriously.

"It's a long story. Three months ago, I was wandering the streets of Chang'an City when I suddenly saw a blind old woman walking towards the middle of the street. Unexpectedly, at this moment, a carriage was speeding towards me in the distance. About to hit her!
It was too late to say it, but I swooped in and saved him with lightning speed.

Damn!Who knew, I actually saved a fairy! "

Chai Shao was dumbfounded when he heard it, and there is such an operation?Fairy blind?The fairy was almost hit by a carriage?
"The old woman claimed to be the Great Immortal of Time and Sea in the sky. Her surname was Li. She had a fate with me, so she passed on her fairy arts to me. After returning home, I passed on the fairy arts to my sons."

Rushing to Cheng Chubin who was lying on the ground, he said: "Here, I taught this brat the skill just now, isn't it amazing?"

The corners of Chai Shao's mouth twitched, he just heard your son say master, he called you master?Can your motherfucker make up something reliable?

But he had to admit: "Amazing, it is indeed amazing."

Cheng Yaojin was happy, with a proud face: "How about it, do you want to learn? I am in a good mood today, so I will accept you as an apprentice!"

Chai Shao's face turned dark immediately, did he really take me for a fool?
Here, Chai Shao hadn't spoken yet, but Cheng Chubi who was lying on the ground said, "Old man, if the master knows that you arranged him like this, he will definitely beat you."

Cheng Yaojin's face changed when he heard the words, and then he cursed: "Don't tell me he knows what a fart!"

Chai Shao: "..."

(End of this chapter)