Opening an Internet Cafe in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 250, Your Mother's Routine! (Third watch-: ~_~
Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong's false yelling really aroused some curiosity in the hearts of everyone in the Internet cafe.

Li Jing, Qin Qiong and the others cast their eyes on Li Chuan at the bar.

Li Chuan hurriedly covered his face, don't look at me, I'm fucking out of my mind, that's why I went to teach those two reckless bastards!

But in the eyes of Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others, Li Chuan's movement of covering his face is just a recognition of the rhythm!
It must be Boss Li's lazy temper, and he doesn't want to admit it. He is afraid that all of us will go to you and beg to learn martial arts, too tired!

Thinking about it this way, combined with Li Chuan's lazy performance, everyone in the Internet cafe nodded in unison, that's definitely how it is!
However, according to this logic, those two reckless people outside really learned the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Nine Yin Manual?
Hou Junji was the first to get up, his face was serious, and it was as black as ink. Wouldn't it be so simple to ask Cheng Yaojin to practice the Nine Yin Manual, and he sneaked up on his son last night?
Subconsciously looked at Cheng Chubi in the distance.Wearing a helmet and lying on the table playing computer, Cheng Chubi, unable to move, seemed to have sensed Hou Junji's gaze, turned his head to his side, and grinned at him.

Hou Junji's heart sank suddenly, he knew, this matter will never end!
"Hmph!" With a wave of his sleeves, Hou Junji walked out of the Internet cafe. He had to check whether Cheng Yaojin had really learned the Nine Yin Manual from Boss Li, and to what extent he had practiced it, etc. wait.

Hou Junji's actions quickly affected other curious people in the Internet cafe, they got up one after another, and followed them out of the Internet cafe.

In a short while, the entire Internet cafe was [-]% gone. After all, most people have never seen the legendary Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Nine Yin Manual in reality, and they are still very curious and eager. .

Li Chuan looked at the people who went out one after another, tilted his head and thought: "Should I also go out and have a look? To be honest, I really want to know what tricks those two bastards learned from that 'me' .”

Although Li Chuan knew that Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong were wowing and bragging, but since they have nothing else to do, it's okay to go and have a look.

After making up his mind, Li Chuan stood up and was about to go out, but he saw a person sitting in front of his computer with concentrated attention and great interest.

Growing vegetables?
Li Chuan carefully looked at the computer screen, it was Penguin Farm, and he was growing vegetables.

And he is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty—Li Er.

The eldest grandson empress next to Li Er had long since disappeared. She probably couldn't hold on in the middle of the night and went back to the palace to sleep.

At this moment, there was no one around Li Er, all of them went out to watch the battle between Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong, and he was left there alone, working on the penguin farm.

And judging by Li Er's appearance, that skillful movement, I'm afraid it's the farm that's been in the middle of the night!
Li Chuan couldn't help being curious, how could Li Er be so interested in Penguin Farm?

He even felt that it might be more interesting than the battle between the two reckless people outside.

Driven by curiosity, Li Chuan slowly walked towards Li Er.

As he got closer, Li Chuan saw in the computer that Li Er was hoeing the ground with a hoe on his shoulders, cleaning up all the remnants from the last harvest in the field, and then planted new seeds on the ground.

Li Chuan, who watched Li Er operate for a long time, found that Li Er planted the same seeds on the ground.

My heart was greatly excited, "Li Er got a rare seed? Hurry up and add him as a friend, and when his food is ripe, come and steal him!"
Rare seeds are worth a lot! "

Li Chuan, who was about to go back to act, stopped and stared at Li Er's computer closely, with a bewildered expression on his face, what the hell is this motherfucker?

But the truth is that Li Erzhong found that there were no seeds at the back just now, so he opened the game mall of Penguin Farm - the seed area.

"It turns out that Li Er's seeds were bought!"

As soon as this idea appeared in Li Chuan's mind, the next moment, he was shocked by the seeds Li Er was buying.

Li Chuan watched Li Er helplessly, and bought a large number of "leek seeds" in the mall.

Just talking about this is not unusual at all, and it will not shock Li Chuan at all. The most unique thing is the description of this seed.

Li Chuan looked at Li Er's computer in bewilderment. At this moment, his mind was full of descriptions of Penguin Farm's "leek seeds".

"Leek seeds can grow leek seeds." The first half of the sentence is normal, but the key lies in the second half.

"Chives: A magical species, eating 5 grams can delay the time for [-] minutes, long-term consumption, so that you have fantastic man power!"

Li Chuan: "..."

real or fake?Can the vegetables grown on the penguin farm have superpowers?5 minutes delay...

Delay... Which man wouldn't want to...

Li Chuan subconsciously looked at Li Er, the cheerful Li Er didn't notice Li Chuan beside him at all, and didn't notice the outside situation at all, he was planting leek seeds happily...

"No wonder Li Er is so happy to play, so he found such a treasure!"

Suddenly, some strange thoughts came into Li Chuan's mind. If Li Er ate these leeks every day, and Xiao Jiji's ability was strengthened to an extremely terrifying level, would it be possible that in a few years, the whole Tang Dynasty would be full of his offspring...

Will one day, he chooses his daughter in the draft...

"Huh——!" Li Chuan quickly shook his head, dispelling this shameful thought, or else, this does not conform to the values ​​of future generations, and he will be 404!
Suddenly, Li Chuan was taken aback, I am not in the later life now!Am I not in Datang right now?
After pondering for a moment, he still buried these thoughts, "It's unethical, it's a bad idea!"

Ending these strange thoughts, Li Chuan looked at Li Er who was happily planting vegetables, and sighed to the sky, who knows how many ignorant girls will suffer from this "bad old man", corrupt feudalism!
"Bah!" Li Chuan couldn't hold back his thoughts, and spat on Li Er.

This saliva just happened to spit on Li Er's face, and he noticed it.

Li Er exited the penguin farm, wiped his face, brought it up to his nose and sniffed it, his face turned dark immediately, damn it, this is saliva!Sticky and phlegm!
Looking at Li Chuan, the only person beside him, Li Er asked gloomily, "Boss Li, what do you mean?"

"Ahem!" Li Chuan cleared his throat, and said nonchalantly, "Oh, when you wake up in the morning, your body will naturally expel toxins."

Li Er: "..."

What the hell are you talking about!I just want to know why you spit in my face?

Seeing Li Erhei's face, Li Chuan scratched his chin, and suddenly said seriously: "Actually, there is a custom in our hometown to celebrate the New Year, that is to spit on people close to us. Contains blessings, and uses my own saliva to help others clean up bad luck for a year, indicating that good luck will come in the new year!"

When Li Chuan finished his serious nonsense, Li Er looked at Li Chuan with pity, and said, "Really? I really didn't know that Boss Li's hometown has such a custom. If so, I have no choice but to follow the local customs!"

"Cough—bah!" Li Er spat a mouthful of thick phlegm towards Li Chuan.

Li Chuan immediately stomped his feet seven times in an instant, performed lightness kung fu, and floated away suddenly, avoiding Li Er's mouthful of thick phlegm.

"Hey!" The mouthful of thick phlegm landed on the floor of the Internet cafe.

Li Er couldn't succeed in the first attack, and the second attack was still pending.

However, Li Chuan rushed to Li Eryile, pointed to the thick phlegm on the ground and said: "Spitting everywhere, polluting the environment of Internet cafes, you will be punished by not being able to surf the Internet for three days!"

Li Er: "..."

Your motherfucker's routine!

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