Quickly wear a female supporting role: your male protagonist has turned black again

Chapter 307
"If you don't speak, you will be stewed into big bone soup."

Qiao Wei looked at the sky silently, pretending to roll her eyes.

Such a mentally retarded threat, the ghost will take it seriously!
As if seeing her careful thinking, Zhuang Shu's fingers pulled hard, and only heard a "crack", and easily removed her right iliac bone.

Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass!

Qiao Wei was in so much pain that her whole body was about to break out in cold sweat.

This pervert!
It actually came true!
Her fragile old bones awow!

Just as she was struggling between heaven and man in her heart, Zhuang Shu tossed the iliac bones aside, with a disappointed expression on her face, "It looks like an ordinary skeleton."

When the crisis was over, Qiao Wei, who just opened her teeth and wanted to scold her, immediately closed her mouth and continued to pretend to be an ordinary skeleton.

frank?What a joke!
Just look at what ghosts are kept in Zhuang Shu's room, and you will know how terrible it is to confess.

That's right, to be precise, Qiao Wei is not Zhuang Shu's first "collection".

He kept a lot of strange things in his house.

For example, a sparrow with no feathers on its body, which looks like a steamed broiler chicken.

When Zhuang Shu didn't pay attention, it always went to peck at Qiao Wei's dark eye sockets. Qiao Wei quickly slapped it away, and embedded it deeply into the wall. It took Chen Ma a long time to pick it off.

For example, a cat with miswired nerves.

When it gets angry, it likes to pick its own eyeballs to play with marbles. When it is happy, it stomps on the eyeballs all over the world. After it is flattened, it blows the drum, and when it bulges, it continues to stomp on it, a vicious circle.

Qiao Wei, the eyeless skeleton, felt pain in her eye sockets just by looking at it.

For example, a pastoral dog whose head has been chopped off.

Its greatest pleasure is wandering around the world, running (scare) doors (people) everywhere to find its own dog head.

And its dog's head is often very uncooperative, fiercely resisting the fate of being reattached to its neck, and will never stop until it makes the house a mess.

——Yes, these things are all "walking corpses" made by Zhuang Shu.

Qiao Wei suddenly understood that Mao Zhuangshu wanted to pick her up, no, she was dug back.

Compared with these retarded people, she is so normal that she can't be more normal!

But then again, can you put back the ilium that was removed from her body?
The bones on both sides are asymmetrical, which feels very awkward.

The normal skeleton Qiao Wei was carried to the dining table by Zhuang Shu.

Facing a table full of lotus root pork ribs soup, braised pork ribs, steamed pork ribs with powder, sweet and sour pork ribs, and spicy pork ribs, she was drooling for nothing, while secretly worrying about her own fate.

This Zhuang Shu seems to like to eat pork ribs?

She moved her eyes down silently, looking at the perfectly shaped ribs wrapped in Princess Lolita's dress without tears.

It looks delicious...

Bah, what a fart!

In order to keep her life, she has to gain weight and gain two catties of meat, so as to reduce her interest in eating her.

"It's delicious just looking at it." A soft and pleasant voice suddenly came from next to my ear.

Zhuang Shu came over at some point, pulled her neckline open with a half-smile, glanced at her ribs, and commented truthfully.

Qiao Wei: "..."

Damn, your action is very wretched, okay?
Don't you feel ashamed to do this to a lady? !
Zhuang Shu took a spoonful of pork rib soup and handed it to Qiao Wei's teeth, "Are you hungry? Come on, open your mouth."

Qiao Wei naturally clenched her teeth and did not let go.

As a skeleton, it's too immoral to drool over the ribs of the same kind!

"Don't like it?" Zhuang Shu raised his eyebrows, tilted his head slightly, as if meditating.

His appearance was indifferent, and this action showed a bit of frivolity and wantonness.

"Or, do you prefer to drink formalin?"

Qiao Wei: "..."

Matt is retarded!
Formalin is used to soak corpses, okay?
Have the guts to drink one yourself!

Without getting a response, Zhuang Shu suddenly realized, and lightly clapped his hands, "Sure enough, you only drink formalin, right? Wait, I'll get you the bowls and chopsticks right now."

"..."

Hey, dead change\/state you fat!

Who the hell wants to drink formalin? Hey!

In order to avoid falling into the end of being drugged, Qiao Wei glanced left and right, stood up suddenly from the seat, lifted the skirt, and ran happily on the floor with her phalanges "da da da".

She went back to the study to retrieve her iliac bone, and tried to install it back, but unfortunately she couldn't find the interface, and it got stuck in the rib several times, and it was almost impossible to pull it out.

Qiao Wei could only give up for the time being, holding the removed ilium in one hand, and quickly pushed open the window with the other, propped the skeleton on the window sill, and looked out at the world outside.

Under the feet, the clouds and mist are lingering, and the depth is bottomless.

According to visual estimation, it should be above the [-]th floor.

"..."

Qiao Wei retracted her foot silently.

abnormal!
Why live so high?

He is a corpse chaser, shouldn't he live in a small suburban apartment for his convenience?

"Skeleton, little skeleton?"

Zhuang Shu's call sounded like Satan waving to Qiao Wei.

"Naughty little skull, are you playing hide and seek with me?"

Zhuang Shu's soft and morbidly excited voice was getting closer and closer.

Qiao Wei was so frightened that she almost jumped out of the window.

Dead dead, dead change \/ found that she can move!
Qiao Wei looked around and saw the dead dog sleeping in the corner holding the chopped off dog's head, and suddenly had an idea.

She immediately ran over and scratched at the corpse dog. The corpse dog suddenly opened its eyes and violently grabbed her with its paw.

Before the paw touched Qiao Wei, Qiao Wei fell to the ground very simply.

When Zhuang Shu entered the room, he happened to see the corpse dog jumping on the skinny skeleton, trying to do something wrong.

"brute!"

Zhuang Shu's face sank, he grabbed the dead dog by the back of the neck and threw it aside, then quickly picked up Qiao Wei to check if she was injured.

After this time of touching porcelain with no danger, Qiao Wei's courage gradually became fatter.

Then, all the corpse cats and birds raised by Zhuang Shu's family suffered an indiscriminate disaster.

——Every time Qiao Wei failed to escape, they would be caught by Zhuang Shu.

Zhuang Shu found out that these dishonest guys were ganging up to bully his new collection. In a rage, he pulled out all their teeth and smoothed their claws, and threw them into a small black room and locked them up.

Without cats, dogs, and birds making trouble, and without being attacked, Qiao Wei could finally sleep peacefully.

At night, she was lying contentedly on her little bed, dreaming sweet dreams, when she was suddenly picked up by a pair of strong arms, and thrown back onto a big bed.

Ok? ? ?
Before Qiao Wei could react, she was suddenly wrapped into a warm embrace.

"Little Skull." Zhuang Shu's voice was extremely low, "You seem to be cold?"

"..."

No, she is not cold at all!

"Too thin, drink more bone soup in the future, you will look good if you grow fleshy, and you will be energetic, you know?"

Zhuang Shu spoke solemnly, circling her ilium with her fingers.

"I'll sleep with you in my arms in the future, and you won't be cold."

(End of this chapter)