Chapter 206 The Demon Tiger Appears
Su Xiaoxiao was a little stunned when she heard Maomao's words, this is too weird, a dog actually talks about TV dramas with you!
"Have you...have you watched "Dragon Ba Bu"?"

"Of course, I used to read it often when I was bored at home, and I also read novels. I think the novels are quite good, and the TV dramas did not show the artistic conception in the novels. But to be honest, the theme song of Zhou Huajian sang Well enough!"

Maomao talked about some of her own opinions, completely ignoring the surprised Su Xiaoxiao.

What the hell is wrong with this world, just watching TV, this guy actually said he has read novels, can you imagine a dog holding a book and flipping through it?
However, it is understandable to think about the strange behavior of this guy in the school dormitory at the beginning.

Su Xiaoxiao also understood the deep meaning of that sentence, knowledge can change destiny!
"Hey, you really know a lot!" Su Xiaoxiao teased.

"It's okay, but to be honest, what do you think of the name Xiao Feng?"

"Yes, Xiao Feng!" Su Xiaoxiao didn't have so many rules, so he immediately called out tentatively.

"Hey!" Mao Mao responded happily, but then she became a little sad, pretended to think for a long time, and said: "Master, I think the name Xiao Feng is a bit too big, or too majestic. It's kind of not for me, let me think about..."

"Why don't you add a word in the middle of Xiao Feng, um, there is a poem written like this, half drunk Ling Feng passes by the moon, and the sweet-scented osmanthus in the Palace of Water Essence. Su'e is scheduled to go to the Yaochi banquet, and the maids are all riding white phoenixes. Why not call them Xiao Lingfeng How about it?"

Fuck me, have you ever seen a dog talk or a dog chant poems? Su Xiaoxiao has learned a lot today. This dog can not only talk, read books, talk on TV, but also sing aloud! poetry!

As a dignified college student, I almost didn't remember who wrote the poem that Mao Mao sang!

"Xiao Lingfeng? It's wonderful, it's wonderful!" Su Xiaoxiao turned her head and gave Mao Mao a thumbs-up. Damn it, it would be really strange if such a dog is not refined.

One person and one dog talked nonsense for a long time, but still did not see Murong Xixi coming out, Su Xiaoxiao looked up at the sky, a full moon was hanging high, just a few days after the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon was still very bright and round!

If Murong Xixi doesn't come, Su Xiaoxiao can't just leave her and go by herself, so just wait!

Bored, Su Xiaoxiao thought of a question, which is a saying that people often say, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit!There was nothing wrong with saying this before, but after Su Xiaoxiao knew that there were monsters in the world, there were some problems with this statement. Lang Zhengwen is a wolf demon, and it is understandable that wolves eat rabbits. There is almost no change in his living habits, but Xiao Lingfeng is a little confused. People are confused.

First, he fell in love with a little flower dog unexpectedly. Could it be that its living habits have not changed?
Then the question of what the dog eats when traveling thousands of miles...

Su Xiaoxiao frowned at the thought of what this guy had eaten before. If he turned into a human in the future, she would not be able to eat with him, it was too disgusting.

Su Xiaoxiao looked back at Maomao, she just changed her name and was excited.

In order to thoroughly understand demon cultivators, and to clarify the difference between monsters and demon cultivators, Su Xiaoxiao decided to discuss this issue with Xiao Lingfeng.

"Well... can I ask you a question?" Su Xiaoxiao said.

"Master, if you have anything to say, just say it!" Although Xiao Lingfeng changed his name, he still has some dog habits, such as lying on his stomach, habitually licking his tongue, and lifting his legs when peeing ...

"I have a question that I have wanted to know for a long time, but after consulting a lot of information, there are different opinions. Today I suddenly remembered that you are a dog. Can you explain it to me?"

If the monster is successful in cultivation, will he give up his previous living habits?Will the cat become a spirit to catch mice?Will Ying Chengjing deliberately catch rabbits?
Sun Wukong was transformed from a monkey. He did not forget his habit of stealing peaches after he was successful in cultivation, and even made a big fuss at the Peach Blossom Party. Will dogs still eat shit?
Thinking of Xiao Lingfeng transforming into a human form in the future, and seeing the poop on the ground when walking on the road, Su Xiaoxiao felt excited, and Su Xiaoxiao felt like she was going to sweat all over.

This Nima is very funny!

"Um, this..." Xiao Lingfeng thought for a while, "Maybe it's because our noses are more sensitive!"

"Ah? What does this have to do with your sensitive nose?" Su Xiaoxiao was even more puzzled, and she should stay away from her sensitive nose!

"I think it's like this. Instead of smelling bad, it's better to eat it!" After speaking, Xiao Lingfeng felt that his explanation made sense, and added, "That's it!"

"I'll go..." Su Xiaoxiao was a little shocked!

"Hahaha, just kidding, do you believe such words?" Xiao Lingfeng laughed, stood up and shook the black hair on his body, then changed to a comfortable position and lay down again! "The question of dogs eating poop is very difficult to answer. In fact, dogs are born not to eat poop, just because... hey, by the way, dog eating poop is a disease. The scientific name is pica, and it can also be called coprophagia. The disease does not just happen to dogs, some people also have this disease, as far as I know, there are many people in the East who have this disease, and it is called the Golden Banquet!"

"puff!"

Su Xiaoxiao's three views collapsed, what did the dog do in Xiao Yalin's house, and she knew all of this, and Xiao Yalin is still safe and sound, it's really strange.

Su Xiaoxiao and Xiao Lingfeng were bored to pass the time, but Murong Xixi never came back, which was a bit abnormal.

Just when Su Xiaoxiao wanted to get up and wait and see, he suddenly lowered his body again, and he felt something approaching.

The footsteps were light, cautious, and surreptitious.

It was too late for Su Xiaoxiao to use her spiritual sense to investigate. Su Xiaoxiao, who squatted down, immediately imagined such a picture in his mind, a majestic tiger, walking like a tiger, slowly approaching him.

Su Xiaoxiao knew that the tiger would find her sooner or later, but she didn't expect it to be so soon, and she couldn't escape its search by hiding here.

Without time to think about it, Su Xiaoxiao quickly made a silent gesture to Xiao Lingfeng.

Xiao Lingfeng moved his nose lightly, wanting to say something, but shut up after seeing Su Xiaoxiao's movements.

He quietly weighed the aunt's towel in his hand, and slowly shook it off.

The atmosphere is getting more and more weird, Su Xiaoxiao calms down, dragging a piece of aunt's towel in one hand, if that tiger pounces on her, Su Xiaoxiao will not hesitate to throw out her biggest killer forcefully.

brush!
While waiting quietly, the shrubs and greenery above her head were suddenly pulled away, and it was too late, Su Xiaoxiao took the aunt's towel in her hand without hesitation.

(End of this chapter)

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