Abandoned woman lifts the table: the playboy comes to farm

Chapter 238
Of course Cheng Yaojin wanted to enter the palace before Fang Xuanling, Xue Wanche, and Chai Shao got the news that their family was smashed!

He must enter the palace!

As the old saying goes, only a child who can cry will have milk, so he must come to the palace to cry!
Things will be easy to handle if His Majesty the Emperor faints from crying!

So as soon as Cheng Yaojin entered the palace gate, he knelt down in front of Li Shimin and cried loudly, regardless of whether he lost his dignity in front of the palace, it was just a howl anyway!
"Your Majesty...ahhhhh Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Li Shimin saw that his nose was out of breath and crooked!

This is what God means, is it?I'm not dead yet, why are you crying so miserably?
Do you think that the Golden Temple is your hut?Do you want to be presumptuous?
Li Shimin got angry, and the consequences would be serious when he got angry. He slapped the Longxiang case and shouted, "You bastard Cheng Tieniu, I am alive and kicking in front of your eyes, what are you crying for? Hmm? If you have something to say, let it go if you want to fart! Howl again, I let you knock out your front teeth!"

Don't look at Li Shimin's anger when he is very scary, but Cheng Yaojin, who knows his temper well, doesn't care. The more unscrupulous he is, the more he can make the second brother of the emperor feel at ease and make him happy.

The etiquette of emperors and ministers in the Tang Dynasty is not like the Ming and Qing dynasties of later generations. It is so strict. They kneel down at every turn, and go up to court at every turn, so they are afraid that they will not survive.

In the Tang Dynasty, not only the etiquette of the emperor and ministers was gentle, but also the folk customs were open. Otherwise, in the Ming and Qing dynasties, the scene where Qu Liwan wanted to pounce on Cheng Yaoduo in Fang Xuanling's family would have killed her and she would have to be immersed in a pig cage.

Cheng Yaojin can figure out Li Shimin's lifeblood, that's why he dared to make such a fuss.

"Wuwu ah haha... Your Majesty, my brother is about to get married."

Li Shimin's hair was dizzy and swollen by Cheng Yaojingan's thunderous crying and howling. Hearing this, the tip of his nose was smoking with anger, "What? You bastard, Cheng Tieniu, your brother wants It's a good thing to get married, why are you crying? Ah? What are you doing?"

"Wuuuhahaha..." Cheng Yaojin changed his tune and continued howling, "Your Majesty, you also said that this marriage is a good thing. You speak well, and I thank Lord Long En for your majesty's praise."

Where is this?What's the mess?

Li Shimin slapped the Longxiang case and shouted, "Speak human words!"

Cheng Yaojin saw that the fire was almost ready, so he restrained himself a little, and continued to howl, "Your Majesty, you all agree with my brothers getting married, but some people don't like it, and say they have lost face, Your Majesty, this is The old Cheng who bullied me was honest, kind, and thoughtless."

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched, as if he had suffered a stroke, he stared at Cheng Yaojin and said in his heart, are you honest, honest and heartless?I bother!Damn it, you are so shameless, shamelessly putting gold on your face!
"Cheng Yaojin, who has the guts to take care of your Cheng family's affairs after eating enough and having nothing to do? Huh? You are already 27 years old when you know how to speak? You only got married at 27, so you have the nerve to run away." Howling here? Why don’t you hurry back and arrange the marriage for him?”

"I obey the decree! I thank the Lord for your grace! Your majesty is the son of the real dragon, who speaks like a king, and speaks like a golden mouth. This time, with your words, I will see who dares to plan? If there are those who don't have eyes, the old man Cheng Dingran smashed their shop, ruined his business, and cut off his way to get rich!"

Cheng Yaojin got Li Shimin's order, he was happy, and stopped howling. He got up from the ground, smiled twice, licked his face and begged, "Second Brother Your Majesty, my brother is already 27, and it is not enough to marry a wife." Easy, isn't it? Sigh... I feel ashamed for not taking good care of this child. Woohoo, haha... I..."

"Cheng Yaojin, if you dare to cry again, I'll have your back molars knocked out immediately!" Li Shimin's face turned pale with anger, and his head swelled again. Why is he suffering so much? What about a bastard bastard courtier?

Rubbing his swollen brain, Li Shimin thought that Cheng Yaojin was here to ask for a decree and a marriage, so he thought he was a big man, "Cheng Tieniu, whose girl is your brother going to? I have a decree for a marriage." , do you still dare to chew your tongue?"

"Thank you Lord Long En, long live my emperor! Long live the second brother and heaven!" Cheng Yaojin was ecstatic, and he kept throwing good words at Li Shimin's face. It didn't cost any money anyway, just spit on it What's the deal?
"Your Majesty, this girl's surname is Xiao, and she is dignified, elegant, and courteous! The first time Zhijia saw her, he made up his mind not to marry her. Haha...haha... I only hope that Zhijia can get married as soon as possible." As long as he is happy when he gets married, no one will dare to make irresponsible remarks in front of Zhizhu once your majesty has given you the marriage decree."

Li Shimin didn't care about Cheng Yaoduo at first, and he didn't expect him to marry a divorced woman from the countryside, and at the third time, Cheng Yaojin made such a fuss just now, and his brain hurts, so why bother to ask so much? detailed?With a wave of his hand, he wrote down the marriage proposal and handed it directly to Cheng Yaojin.

Cheng Yaojin was beautiful in his heart, his face was full of joy, and he thought, with His Majesty's imperial decree, old Cheng, I think it will be useful for you to file a complaint?Haha...hahaha...Your Majesty has already said that you are well fed and have nothing to do, so you are looking for illness!
"Your Majesty's second brother, how about those flowers that Tieniu paid tribute to you a few years ago?" Cheng Yaojin played the emotional card again, approaching Li Shimin with a playful smile and flatteringly.

Li Shimin frowned, and waved his dragon claws disgustingly like chasing flies, and said in disgust, "Go, go, go away, your mother's spitting stars are all sprayed on my face. I ask you, what do you say?" What are those flowers for? Hmm? Those who respect me, do you still want money?"

No wonder Li Shimin thinks so, because Cheng Yaojin often does such shameless things. After giving things to others, it doesn’t take long before he regrets them. After regretting, he goes to others to ask for money. If you don't leave, if you don't leave, you will even eat and drink with you.

Cheng Yaojin quacked, "Isn't Your Majesty scolding Old Cheng? Hehe... But, you can scold and beat, right? As long as Your Majesty's second brother says something, Old Cheng will I am happy to give these two hundred catties to the Golden Luan Hall here."

Li Shimin was extremely comfortable being photographed by this shameless and unscrupulous horse, and finally smiled happily, and scolded, "You old man, speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of fart if you have to fart."

"Yes! Your Majesty's second brother." Cheng Yaojin slapped a thousand children, and smiled obsequiously, "Those flowers honor your Majesty's second brother, how dare I settle accounts after the autumn? I want to tell you, people with this kind of flowers , is the daughter-in-law that Zhiframe is going to marry, look at your majesty's second brother, if you still want flowers in the future, I guarantee that she will sell them to you at a low price."

"Bastard bastard Cheng Zhijie, you've managed to do business in my golden throne, you are so courageous, no matter how dare you be so presumptuous, I won't let anyone pull you out..."

Li Shimin's back molars hadn't finished speaking when someone shouted outside the Jinluan Hall, "Your Majesty, I'm here to complain!"

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