Abandoned woman lifts the table: the playboy comes to farm

144 Slap in the face

Seeing Cheng Yaoduo's grievance, Xiao Yulian smiled sinisterly, "Get up when you're done talking, let's settle today's account carefully."

"Don't get up!" Cheng Yaoduo twisted his lower body shamelessly and shook his head.

It is said that looking at a beautiful woman under the lamp looks more and more handsome, and it is worth not eating for three days, but Cheng Yaoduo found that this beautiful woman looks more and more beautiful in the dark night illuminated by the Songlong torch, and there is no charm, so he He can't get up, no matter how cold the ground is, he can bear it!

Alas... 27, Cheng Yaoduo felt that his 27 years had been in vain. There were many wives, married and engaged, and there were three of them, but none of them could catch his eyes and get into him. of heart.

Now that Songlong watched the beautiful women under the torch, he realized that those three women were not worth seeing at all.

Look at the beautiful woman in front of her, she is dressed in black and weird close-fitting clothes, her hair is combed into a high ponytail, her complexion is beautiful, her nose is thin and her lips are red, especially her pair of beautiful almond eyes, like a bright star in the sky , bright but fierce!

Tsk tsk tsk... This woman is capable, agile and heroic, but she is also dignified and elegant!

Xiao Yulian saw Cheng Yaoduo staring at her in a dazed way, and suddenly became angry again, and said coldly, "Turkey Bird, are you unable to get up?"

Hearing that it was called turkey bird again, Cheng Yaoduo became even more aggrieved, and shouted, "Hey, woman, don't call me turkey bird. I, Cheng Yaoduo, am so handsome, unrestrained and suave, how can I look like a chicken? Hmm? Look, It’s good to see, it’s true that I’m wearing a red dress, but where does the whole body match the chicken?”

"Pfft..."

"puff……"

"Ha ha……"

It doesn't matter what Cheng Yaoduo said, but looking at the dozen or so of their subordinates, they couldn't hold back their joy, and thought, son, don't you know which part of your body is related to the chicken?
In fact, Cheng Yaoduo's speaker had no intention, but his subordinates had the listener's intention.

If these people don't laugh, what he said is nothing, but the key is that these subordinates not only laughed, but also laughed in an extremely nasty and weird way, which has to make people think about it.

At this time, no matter whether Cheng Yaoduo intended it or not, the feeling of being teased by others is very uncomfortable, so Xiao Yulian had to act like "I am inviolable, I am a chaste and strong woman, and I will not allow foul language to enter my ears" Come on, so, without saying a word, she slapped Cheng Yaoduo's proud handsome face hard.

"Crack..." There was a crisp sound, and Xiao Yulian did not forget to add a sentence that modern women often use when they are raped, "Smelly durian!"

Well, the defense of my dignity is successful!

"Ah...you, you slapped me in the face?" Cheng Yaoduo yelled like a little grieving woman while covering his swollen half face.

It's a bit heavy to start with!
Xiao Yulian innocently blinked her beautiful almond eyes twice, and thought, look at this Cheng family dude, who looks so aggrieved, his parents probably haven't slapped him or touched his finger since they worked in small jobs, right?
"Hey, little lady, how can you slap my young master in the face? Do you know how precious my young master's face is?" One of Cheng Yaoduo's subordinates hurriedly made up for his disrespect to his master when he laughed just now , "It's said that beating people doesn't slap people in the face, why did your little lady form a special slap in the face? It's too rude!"

Dare to accuse grandma of being impolite?

Xiao Yulian put the dagger against Cheng Yaoduo's throat, gritted her silver teeth, and shouted, "Don't hit people in the face? Then we have to see if your son still wants this face! For a few Thief, your son is still ashamed to say that the city of Jizhou will arrest them?
Um?For the sake of a few petty thieves, his stupid son can't catch him, and he dares to let my aunt and my whole family act as meat buns to lure them out. Tell me, is your son's face worth more, or the lives of my aunt and our family? ?Um? "

"But I was wrong, why are you still slapping your face?" Cheng Yaoduo was extremely wronged, he felt his face was burning hot, no need to ask, it swelled up on time, and if it could not be done well, the little lady's claw marks must be branded It's on my handsome face.

While being wronged, Cheng Yaoduo reached into his arms, took out his small copper mirror with rhombus flowers, and shone it on his face with tears in his eyes.

Sure enough, half of Cheng Yaoduo's fair and fat face was not only red and swollen, but also deeply branded with clear five finger prints.

So ruthless, this bitch is so ruthless!
Why doesn't she know "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade"?

Seeing the situation, Xiao Yulian laughed angrily, and slapped Cheng Yaoduo's other side of the face with a dagger, "Hey, have you taken enough photos? Huh? Enough photos, let's talk about how things went well today."

"The face is swollen by you, what else do you want?" Cheng Yaoduo touched the fingernail marks left by Xiao Yulian on his chin distressedly, and shouted angrily, "If my son loses his appearance, I will hold you accountable! Dead woman, can't you be gentle when you start? Look, look, how swollen it is?"

Xiao Yulian raised her eyebrows, and said provocatively, "What? Are you not convinced by beating you? If you don't accept it, let's do two tricks?"

"Have? Passed two tricks?" Cheng Yaoduo stared at Xiao Yulian sideways, and shouted with external force, "Two tricks you thought I was afraid of you? Hmph! Good men don't fight with women! My son, Yushu Linfeng, is a gentle and elegant person, how can you do that?" Will you have the same knowledge as a woman?"

Cheng Yaoduo has self-knowledge, he can see it clearly, he fought with the thief boss, and there was no winner in several rounds, but when this girl came up, she didn't know what kind of weird moves she used, she turned her body to the side Turning over, the figure flickered, and before I had time to look carefully, the boss of the thief belched.

What if I really want to fight this girl?I'm a good boy, let's forget it!She slapped my son's face until she didn't do anything, but if she did, she wouldn't have to give him a hand, would she?This dead woman is so ruthless, she is still a good man, don't suffer from the loss in front of her, so bear with it!

"Disregarding human life, you dare to use the lives of our good people as meat buns, you Cheng family son is so capable!" Xiao Yulian said, and the whole party counted money with their fingers, and said unceremoniously, "Don't talk about this life. It's almost gone, but the shock is not small. Mr. Cheng, do you think we are business or private?"

"Public...how do you say if it's public, and what if it's private? Let me tell you, do you want money, or die!" Cheng Yaoduo's heart trembled, and he stepped on his back to catch the cool breeze. Those yellow and white clothes in the warehouse at home Things flew out whizzingly, and he said forcefully with distress.

Xiao Yulian swept over with a sharp knife eye, and with the chill between her teeth, she said coldly, "Grandma will accompany you to the residence of the Great General Cheng of Suguo Gong!"

(End of this chapter)