School grass No. 1 pet: Domineering kisses all night long!

Chapter 433 The Turtle School Qigong
(Four in one, equivalent to four chapters in one, 5×4=20 book coins)

"Hey," Lin Mengmeng bared her little canine teeth, rubbed her little butt in distress, and said embarrassingly:
"It hurts me to death, it almost made me burp!"

I really regret wearing cotton shoes that are not very slippery! !

Having said that, in fact, the most embarrassing thing for her is to make a fool of herself in front of He Youyi.

Because according to his usual urination, at this time he will definitely——

"Hahahahaha... I'm dying of laughter!!!" As expected, He You bent over and burst out laughing while clutching his belly, out of breath:
"You, you seemed to be playing just now, sliding down a slide, you can't stop it... Hahahaha..."

He walked over with a smile, actually took out his mobile phone, aimed at Lin Mengmeng with the lens, and took pictures without stopping:
"Take a photo and keep it as a souvenir, haha... hey!!"

Because he focused on taking pictures and didn't look at the road, and the steps were extremely wet and slippery, he and Lin Mengmeng fell backwards in the same pose, and the phone flew two meters away in an instant, and then under Lin Mengmeng's gaze , he also bumped up and down "riding the slide" down, and "braked" impartially beside her.

"Hiss..." Although he didn't say anything, there was only one word written on his face - "pain", presumably his buttocks were also "electricized" by friction.

Lin Mengmeng, who thought she was unlucky just now, suddenly regained her balance. She clapped her little hands cheerfully, jokingly:

"God has eyes, I really didn't expect that the school girl of our No. [-] Middle School would make such a fool of himself, my little girl has seen it, hahahaha..."

Things like schadenfreude are contagious, and the more miserable the other party is, the happier you are.

"Shut up!" He Youyi gave her a stern look, stood up quickly, "rescued" the phone from the snowdrift beside him, tapped it twice, but luckily it didn't break.

It's a pity that the photos taken are all blurry... It's annoying.

He pursed his lips depressedly, walked up to Lin Mengmeng, and stretched out his hand: "Get up, how long do you have to sit?"

"Oh." Lin Mengmeng held back her laughter, and pulled him back. Just as she exerted a little strength, her buttocks were off the ground, when He Youyi's hand was released, so she fell back to her seat unexpectedly.

She glared at him: "He Youyi! Do you think you are childish?! My ass is going to be bruised!!!"

"Hahahaha!!!" He Youyi blinked mischievously, and replied with a smile: "If you have bruises, I will be responsible for giving you medicine at night, no need to thank me."

"Thank you for your size! Big demon!" Lin Mengmeng put her hands on the ground and quickly got up.

She would rather apply medicine in front of the mirror in the bathroom than naked in front of him, it's too immoral!
But He Youyi, the idiot, caught on to this point and kept persuading him: "Girl, don't be too shy, anyway, sooner or later I'll see you naked, whether you should see it or not..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen! You keep a distance of three meters from me!!"

"I'm serious, otherwise, let's apply medicine to each other, and the bruise needs to be treated sooner, so you're welcome..."

"You're welcome! It's a kindness if I don't beat you up!"

Lin Mengmeng's face turned red, her mind was full of images of "mutual smearing", she couldn't bear to look directly...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

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Early in the morning, You Diyuan was also carrying his schoolbag on his way to school.

He had a strong premonition: From now on, I will be different from "ordinary people".

Because, he is about to embark on the broad road of Chinese martial arts! ! !
The story of a generation of masters begins with yesterday's "Bookstand Adventure".

In most martial arts books, don't the protagonists inadvertently get martial arts secrets when they are at their worst, and then pretend to be pigs and tigers, flirting with girls, and dominating one side?

Hey, now, in addition to textbooks, exercise sets, notebooks, he also has the "martial arts cheat book" that has been lost for many years in his bag.

Fate is so wonderful.There were so many comic strips and storybooks, but he had a good eye for this "Iron Sand Palm", which had an outrageously ugly cover, and bought it with the rest of his money! !That's not what fate is! !

"Red hair", you wait for me, one day, I will definitely beat the shit out of you, so that you never dare to bully anyone again!

If you find a good product, you have to "get off the fork" quickly, or it will be too late.The witty You Diyuan hurriedly asked the book dealer:
"Brother, how much is this "Iron Sand Palm"?"

The book seller took a look at him: "I'm an old bookstall. I don't sell single copies, but bundles! This book will be sold together with another set of ten volumes of "Appreciation of Tang Poetry with Pictures and Texts", and the price is 55!"

It is not cheap at all to jump off the price at every turn.

You Diyuan shook his head and pointed to "Iron Sand Palm": "But I only need this one. Will you sell it for 30 yuan?"

"We don't sell individual copies."

"If you don't sell it, no one will buy it anyway, since you are so cheap." He pretended to walk away.

The book seller shouted from behind: "Young man, wait a minute, what are you in a hurry for?"

You Diyuan ran back furiously, smirking: "What's the matter, change your attention?"

"How about this." The book dealer took out a small bottle of wine from the rag bag, and said in a low voice, "Iron Sand Palm, you must practice with medicinal wine. This is the secret recipe of medicinal wine handed down by my family. Now I will give you the wine and the book." , 50 yuan, how about it?"

Anything, as long as the word "ancestral" is added, the price will double, but this is mostly a trap.

You Diyuan unscrewed the bottle cap, smelled it, and it smelled like medicine, so he believed it naively: "It can be done, but I don't have so much money."

He opened his wallet and counted, only 45 in it.

The book dealer glanced at the money, his eyes showed greed, and he took the money away from him, and showed his acting skills at the actor level, pretending to be a pity:
"Hey little brother, I think you want to learn all you want, even if I suffer, 45, I'll sell it to you!"

"Really??" You Diyuan, who didn't know the truth, was overjoyed and said excitedly, "Thank you, brother! I, I must study hard!!!"

"Well, good boy!" The book dealer encouraged him like a "senior": "Come on, it's up to you to revitalize the unique school!"

This is the origin of "Iron Sand Palm".

Even though the night passed, You Diyuan was still filled with emotion: I really got a big deal!

Suddenly, he moved his nose and smelled a fragrant smell of fried chestnuts.

It turned out that there was a chestnut shop in front.

The waiter in the shop was holding a small shovel and kept stir-frying chestnuts in the cauldron, all of which were steaming hot.

When frying chestnuts, you must add quartz sand to the pot and fry them together, because sugar is added during the cooking process. If you fry them separately without sand, the chestnuts will turn black and the taste will not be so delicious.

You Diyuan fantasized about frying chestnuts with his hands after he finished his studies, with a silly smile on his face.

According to the book, this iron sand palm is one of the 72 unique skills of the Shaolin Temple in Songshan. After a period of practice, you can use your hands to open bricks and gravel!This is so powerful, it is equivalent to directly chopping the enemy with a hand knife, and the opponent will be broken.

He thought, he must learn Kung Fu well, and after a month, he will go to "Red Hair" and the others to settle accounts!
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The first class of science in the second year of high school, the last class in the morning is physical education.

"I don't have any arrangements for today, students are free to move around!"

A large group of people turned around and left the playground, going back to the classroom for self-study.The learning atmosphere of key classes is strong.

Normally, You Diyuan would definitely return to the classroom, but today, unexpectedly, he stopped and did not leave.

He turned to the basketball again and greeted him: "Hey, are you playing basketball?"

"No, I don't fight, I want to practice." You Diyuan said, and walked to the grove beside the playground.

The walking posture is quite majestic and high-spirited, and I don't know where the chicken blood was beaten.

He Youyi didn't force it, turned around and shot a perfect three-pointer, thinking: "What kind of skills are you practicing, you guys are not sick..."

Since the morning, he has noticed that something is wrong with You Diyuan.

During class breaks, he always looked at a broken book, turned it over and over again, and kept chanting words in his mouth: "Qi runs through the palm, and strength reaches all four tips", "Fist comes from the heart, strength comes from the palm", "Legs hit seven Breaking up and fighting three, relying entirely on two hands to set up organs"...

What is it all about... What kind of book he wanted to read, but You Diyuan sternly rejected it, like protecting a baby.

What's even more strange is that he actually strode up and hit the desk repeatedly with the side of the little finger of his arm!That hurts so much...

You Diyuan came to sit cross-legged under the tree, carefully took out the "precious book" from his arms, and began to study it.

In fact, the reason why the iron sand palm can "break bricks and crush rocks" is mainly because of the specific parts of the palm. After long-term hitting exercises, the wrist joints become flexible, the muscles and ligaments become stronger, the skin of the palm thickens, and the muscles and bones are as firm as a rock. , and then cooperate with the coordinated strength of the wrist, hip|lower, waist and abdomen to produce a synergistic effect.

For a real master, the palm is twice as thick as that of ordinary people, so it is not a problem to be able to split a few bricks. Ordinary people try it, and you will be hurt by it.

According to the book, if you want to practice "split palm", you need to equip special iron sand sandbags.Sandbags are very troublesome to make. White vinegar, aged wine and Renzhongbai (a traditional Chinese medicine) are used to mix and cook soup.

Unable to make sandbags, You Diyuan simply used sand instead.

Before practicing "split palms", there are three things to pay attention to:

First, don't use too much force and hurt your hands.

Second, use wrist strength, not brute force.

The third is that X life cannot be practiced within three days.

This last point has nothing to do with You Diyuan.

Okay, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!

He rolled up his sleeves, breathed a sigh of relief at his hands, and launched a "hand knife" attack on the sand.

He Youyi was playing basketball. Seeing him from a distance, he was chopping again. He was really worried, so he came to the small forest with a few male classmates to watch him practice.Not long after, the physical education teacher also came to watch.

Everyone looked at his strange behavior with question marks all over their faces.

You Diyuan didn't care about the strange gazes from the people around him.

At the beginning, it was difficult to shake the frozen soil, but after poking it for a long time, the bottom was as hard as a rock.

The physical education teacher was ashamed and couldn't help asking: "Student You, what are you doing? Now is not the season for planting trees." It seemed to be digging a hole, but there was no "digging" action.

"I'm practicing iron sand palm."

He answered seriously, but was ridiculed by a group of "people who eat melons".

"Hahahaha! What the hell!" The students all laughed: "Have you read too many martial arts novels? Don't take it seriously! You are skinny and tender, so don't practice kung fu like a reckless man! It would be bad if you broke your hands! "

"Yes, yes, only fools practice like this!"

"Why do I feel like you are a stubborn groundhog!"

"Don't be obsessed with martial arts, it's better to do a few more questions to be practical!"

However, You Diyuan turned a deaf ear to their words, and continued to carry forward the "groundhog spirit" and concentrated firepower to attack one point.

Seeing that he didn't listen to the persuasion, the physical education teacher smiled wryly and said, "You, you are such a brat who is obsessed with martial arts."

"Bear kid paper? Well, I think so." You Diyuan didn't stop moving, his eyes were fixed on the sand, and he said proudly:
"Wait, see how powerful my 'Chinese bear's paw' is!"

After hearing this, everyone couldn't laugh or cry.

Not long after, the people gradually dispersed, leaving only He Youyi standing beside him with arms folded.

Finally, when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, You Diyuan raised the "knife" and landed on the frozen ground, creating a shallow hole.

He Youyi walked up to him and handed him a wet tissue.

"Look at you, your arms are red and swollen." He sighed.

You Diyuan smiled nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, the book says that this is normal. For beginners practicing kung fu, it is possible to lose their skin and flesh. It is all about persistence. I have medicinal wine, just smear it on."

"Why are you so persistent? You must have some reason."

"I want to become stronger quickly." You Diyuan lowered his eyes.Thinking of the humiliation he suffered that day made him angry.

As students poured out of the teaching building, the campus became more and more noisy.

"Let's go, it's time to eat, don't you also need to combine work and rest?"

"Don't go. I'll practice for a while."

Just as he was persuading him, he suddenly heard someone behind him speak:

"Hey, who is digging the hole? It looks so intimate."

"Your so-called intimacy, you don't mean the novels you dig and don't fill? Do evil."

He Youyi and You Diyuan turned their heads at the same time, and saw that it was Lu Bin and Lin Mengmeng who were joking.Behind them, Yin Xia followed.

Seeing her, You Diyuan's expression changed, he hurriedly hid his swollen hands in his pockets, and pretended to greet her calmly:
"Let's go, go eat, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry."

The corner of He You's lips curled slightly: "Didn't you say you want to practice here?"

"What kind of exercises are you practicing?" Yin Xia was puzzled, wondering what kind of exercises were practiced in the soil, and she was not a "soil master" (note: grave robber).

You Diyuan quickly gave He Youyi a wink, warning him not to talk too much, and then forced a smile:

"Qi...qigong..."

"Haha, is Turtle Pai Qigong? Where is the Guixian?" Lu Bin laughed.

Fortunately, no one was serious, You Diyuan successfully prevaricated and went to the cafeteria with them.

The chef of the canteen of No. [-] Middle School is quite conscientious today, his hands don't shake much when adding vegetables, and the ingredients are plentiful.You Diyuan's appetite is usually full with one buffet, but now he feels that it is not enough, so he ordered another one.

It is equivalent to eating four meat and four vegetables plus one soup and two meals in one meal.

Lin Mengmeng thought this was normal, and said, "Wow, I didn't expect you to be so good at eating."

I didn’t say the second half of the sentence: How can I eat so much without gaining weight? I’m envious.

You Diyuan chewed his rice: "No, I usually can't eat so much, today I was exhausted so I..."

He held back his smile again, pretending to be serious: "Kamepa Qigong really consumes energy."

　more finished.Already wrote 50 words, my God, 50!I'm afraid I'm really an alien genius.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)