School grass No. 1 pet: Domineering kisses all night long!

Chapter 420 'I'm an idiot'

(four in one)

I don't hear what's going on inside the window with my ears, and I only knit a red scarf with all my heart. ——Fish Tangtang "School Grass No. 1 Pet: Tyrant Kissing All Night"

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"That's good."

A hint of cunning flashed in He's eyes again, and he continued to dig a hole: "It's my birthday, you're always embarrassed to come empty-handed, right? Birthday gifts, after all, have to be prepared?"

It's useless to ask for a gift so straightforwardly.

Lin Mengmeng didn't know it was a trick, so she jumped into the pit without thinking:
"Well, that's natural, I will definitely prepare a gift."

She thought, courtesy is less important than affection, and the piggy bank exists for such moments.Poor little piggy bank, you are finally going to die...

"In this case, then I need to speak clearly."

He Youyi propped his chin with one hand, and smiled slightly: "You can't give gifts casually, or you won't be distracted. Pets must understand the owner's preferences and do what they like. If the time comes, I don't like your gift, Then you will be punished."

Oh, I turned a corner, and the final foothold still needs to be trained.Cut, what a bad taste!

"What, what punishment?" Lin Mengmeng asked weakly.

"It's very simple." He Youyi smiled badly, but was also very happy:
"A tube of mustard."

"Dried shrimp?? Mustard, mustard?? I can't do it!"

Lin Mengmeng slapped the table, thinking of the "green food" in the variety show, which made all the stars burst into tears and was in a mess, she couldn't help shivering all over.

Wasabi, sushi companion, called "wasabi" in Japanese, Chinese transliteration "I'm stupid", uh...

I usually eat such a short lump of toothpaste, which is considered very powerful. If I eat such a tube of toothpaste, I will really be "I'm an idiot"...

Maybe seeing green in the future will cause psychological shadows... Lin Mengmeng's heart is broken.

"There's nothing wrong with you, you have to have confidence in yourself." He Youyi touched her head, 'Yin Qin' encouraged:

"Use your ingenuity, Mengmeng, your brain is not for height, you have to use it."

Lin Mengmeng's lungs were about to explode, how could there be such a unilateral unequal agreement?Talking is still so bad!

If you want to distract yourself, okay, I'll write you a tearful blood book, isn't that enough?
"What if you intend to punish me? No matter what I give you, if you are not satisfied, then am I doomed to eat mustard?"

"Of course not. It's my birthday party, and I will evaluate it with my conscience. So there is no need to worry about this."

Lin Mengmeng lowered her head tragically, and said in her heart: Well, I will trust your conscience just once!
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Afternoon, recess time.

Lin Mengmeng lay on Lu Bin's desk like a zombie, shouting, "Xiao Binbin~~~"

Lu Bin had black lines all over his head, expressing his disgust: "Hey, what kind of crazy are you?"

"I was freaked out."

Lin Mengmeng raised her head suddenly, held his hand tightly as if grabbing a life-saving straw, and said, "Xiao Bin, you must save me, I want to send a birthday present..."

What is the logical relationship between giving gifts and saving lives?Lu Bin didn't understand.

So Lin Mengmeng told He Youyi exactly what he said at noon.

"Hahahaha!"

As expected of big relatives and friends, the first reaction was to gloat: "So you want to discuss with me, what kind of gift should you give?"

"Yes, yes, I feel that sending anything is a trap."

"No, you have to trust He Youyi's character, he won't mess with you."

Seeing Lu Bin's seriousness, Lin Mengmeng really wondered if the two of them were in collusion.

Didn't He Youyi cheat her professionally for 100 years?Character is already lost.

"Don't be so lifeless, it's super easy to give a gift." Lu Bin thought for a while, and then said, "He likes to play basketball, you can give him sneakers or wristbands, or just sew him a jersey by hand. "

Lin Mengmeng pouted.

"Sneakers are too expensive, I can't afford them, wristbands are too ordinary, he has a lot of them, jerseys, it's OK... Unfortunately, I'm clumsy, so I can't do it... Let's just buy it..."

Buy something ready-made, the most trouble-free.As long as it is not too expensive, the "Little Pig" can hold it.

"Why don't you give me a watch? Boys like it."

Thinking of the Swiss watch that Ruan Xixia gave, Lin Mengmeng felt bad, and directly rejected it: "No, I don't want to send the watch."

Later, they discussed other plans.

Such as books, high-end pens, sweaters, coffee cups, wallets, Lu Bin even proposed to go to the temple to ask for a lucky bag...

But Lin Mengmeng didn't feel too good.

She was crying, as if she saw the "mustard army" getting closer to her, ORZ...

It wasn't until she found out that Yin Xia took out a ball of wool from her desk during her lunch break, used two stick needles to knit a scarf, that she had an idea.

During this time, the weather was getting colder and colder. Seeing that the severe winter was coming, the girls in the class began to weave scarves and woolen socks. Some of them were good at knitting gloves.

You can give it to relatives and friends, or use it yourself. More importantly, the price is touching. "Little Pig" can save his life for the time being, and his pocket money is enough to buy it.

I'll go, isn't this the best answer?Weaving one by myself is both distracting and practical, so it is impossible for He Youyi to be dissatisfied.

"Yin Xia, is it difficult to weave a scarf?"

Lin Mengmeng looked at her skillful movements and was quite envious, so she couldn't help asking.

"It's not difficult. Those aunts who sell yarn balls at the school gate will give you a picture illustrating the stitching method. It's very simple, and you can learn it once you learn it."

For the "lady" type Yin Xia, let alone two needles, even if she manipulates four needles at the same time, she is capable of knitting patterns.

The problem is that Lin Mengmeng belongs to the "clumsy, stupid and cute" type. Being able to cook is already a blessing from God. Fine work like knitting sweaters is still a bit difficult.

Yin Xia raised her head, glanced at her, and smiled: "Could it be that you want to weave one as a gift?" It was so easy to understand.

"Hey, that's right." Lin Mengmeng stuck out her tongue and said unconfidently, "But I don't know anything about it."

"Ha, with me here, I can teach you how to weave a beautiful scarf."

"But time is a bit tight, I will use it on the weekend, why don't I just buy one?"

Yin Xia shook her head in denial. "No, no, the one sold outside has a different meaning than the one woven by myself, and it can be seen at a glance. Of course, the one woven by yourself is warmer to wear. As long as you hurry up, it can be woven before the weekend."

This made sense, and Lin Mengmeng thought so too.

Such a happy decision!
"Okay, then I'll knit and challenge!"

Yin Xia was kind enough to demonstrate and explain to Lin Mengmeng first, and then asked her to try and practice on her half-knit scarf.

After making mistakes a few times, she unwrapped it again, wove it again, after several rounds, Lin Mengmeng finally figured out the way.

"Well, it doesn't seem that difficult."

"That's right, it's not difficult at all. You'll get started in a while."

After school, Lin Mengmeng really went to the school gate to buy wool.

After picking out the needle, the aunt asked her: "Girl, what color thread do you want?"

For boys, black, red, blue, white, gray, and brown are all OK, right?
For a moment, Lin Mengmeng wanted to make a fool of herself, and deliberately picked emerald green to knock He Youyi off, but in the end, under the deterrence of mustard, she chose the normal warm sun red.

Red, with black winter uniforms, the most suitable.She couldn't wait to imagine He Youyi's handsome appearance in Weibo.

She returned home excitedly, eager to try a bag of wool and two needles, and suddenly realized a very embarrassing question:

Yin Xia only taught her how to continue, not how to start!
Mistakes Mistakes.

She had no choice but to do her homework first, and then took out the needle and thread when her mother came home at night.

"Mom, I want to knit a scarf, help me get started."

Ye Lan was stunned for a second: "Eh? Quality education and manual lessons?"

Otherwise, if the sophomores don't study, what are they doing?
Lin Mengmeng calmly pushed the boat along: "Yes, the teacher will check next week."

Finally got confused.

Ye Lan took over the needlework, put on her reading glasses, sat on the sofa and began to tidy up.

Lin Jinbao glanced at it, and said casually, "This scarf is finished, please wear it for me. I happen to be short of a red scarf."

Uh, why dad wants it too.Lin Mengmeng prevaricates unnaturally:

"Oh, let's see what happens then."

When my dad asked again, he said that he wanted to use the scarf himself, so he didn't give it to him.hey-hey.

She is really a daughter who eats inside and out.

That night, Lin Mengmeng raced against time to weave and weave. Although the insertion of the needle and thread was just a few mechanical steps, no matter how careful she was, she still couldn't avoid occasional weaving mistakes.She didn't know how to disassemble it, so she could only trouble her mother who watched TV dramas to fix it again and again, and she received a lot of stares.

Holding the small half of the scarf like a baby, stepping on the slippers and rushing back to the hut, Lin Mengmeng thought, as long as she can weave a finished product, no matter how much she looks at her, it is worth it.

Originally, she wanted to use this momentum to catch up on the progress all night, but after two hours, she began to doze off, and finally fell on the bed, falling into a deep sleep.

Get up together the next morning.

"Oh my god, why did you fall asleep!!! It's only a little short!!" Lin Mengmeng wanted to cry but had no tears.

The scarf in winter should not be too short, or it will not keep warm at all.At the current length, I'm afraid that it can't even wrap around the neck for a week, let alone tie a knot.

I had no choice but to hide it from my mother, secretly put the needle and thread in my school bag, and go to school to weave.

So when she was attending class during the day, Lin Mengmeng was half-hearted, and put her hand under the desk, like a thief, racing against time to weave and weave.

Inadvertently glanced to the side, with a smile on his face, said:

"Haha, Yin Xia, so you are also here..."

Yin Xia made a "keep down" gesture to her, looked up at the teacher of the next department, and found that he was not aware of it, and was still eloquently lecturing the text, so she was relieved and lowered her voice:

"Weaving scarves is magical. Not only us, but other people too..." Yan Bi motioned her to look in the front row.

Lin Mengmeng's seat is in the back row by the window, looking to the right from the angle of the lower corner, almost gleeful——

As far as the eye can see, there are at least five female students in the class, all waving stick needles under the desk, "working" silently.

Let me go, this is the power of "pop"...

Seeing everyone like this, Lin Mengmeng became more courageous, so she simply ignored what was going on behind the window, and only focused on knitting a red scarf.

The subject teacher on the stage felt very relieved: As expected of the students in the key class, the classroom discipline is good, it is quiet, and they are all taking notes seriously.

In this room, Lin Mengmeng was about to vomit blood.She imagined that she was a loom in the industrial age, running at full speed, and was squeezed out of countless surplus values ​​by capitalists.

After an unknown period of time, suddenly, a hand stretched out and pulled the scarf into the desk like lightning.

She was startled, looked up, and saw Yin Xia was flustered, and kept winking at her.

"What's the matter?" Lin Mengmeng was puzzled.

Isn't the subject teacher still on the podium?

Although Yin Xia is weaving a scarf, she has already practiced the martial arts stunt of "seeing six directions with her eyes". As soon as she spotted an "unknown object" in the direction of the back door from the corner of her eye, she quickly "disappeared the evidence". The scary thing is that Lin Mengmeng was at a loss, It was a joy to weave, so she reminded me obediently.

With a bitter face, she said in an extremely weak voice: "There is someone at the back door!!!"

The alarm in Lin Mengmeng's mind rang loudly, and she realized a very sad thing.

Why did the construction party install small glass windows at the back door of the classroom full of malice when it was being built? ? ?

Can't you be more realistic and choose a solid wooden door? ?
Do you know how scary it is to "Muran looks back, the team leader is at the small window"! !

What happened next could almost be described as a horror movie.

With fear in her eyes, Lin Mengmeng turned around stiffly and slowly, like a movie whose internet speed was stuck.

She saw a face pasted on the small window of the back door.

It was Tan Shao, the head teacher, observing secretly, with a meaningful doge expression.

In the eyes, there is a sense of accomplishment of "I finally caught you".

At that moment, Lin Mengmeng felt deep despair and cried in her heart.

After class, the history class representative came to deliver a letter: "Lin Mengmeng, the class leader is welcome."

Oh no, I really caught the bag, and it was still a step too late...

Lin Mengmeng knew that she was going to "die bravely", and said to the worried Yin Xia: "What can I do, I am also very desperate", and walked towards the office slowly.

For the first time in my life, I wanted to disappear directly from this world... Boom...

"Teacher Tan, I'm here." She took a chance, hoping that the class leader didn't see anything clearly.

If this is the case, you can't admit your mistake first, or you will be tricked by the teacher.

Tan Shao sat on the swivel chair, turned to face her, and said in a flat tone, "You have very good hands-on skills, and you are so smooth at knitting scarves."

Oh hoo, he knows.Lin Mengmeng groaned in her heart.

The matter has come to this, let's be frank and lenient, it will be miserable if you invite parents, and your ass will be beaten by your mother.

"Teacher Tan, I was wrong. I shouldn't be doing other things during class time. I'm sorry." Her bowels were green with regret.

"Can you guarantee that it will change in the future?"

"I promise, I promise with my conscience." Lin Mengmeng said hastily.

Tan Shao took out a piece of paper from the drawer.

"I think you are a first offender, so I will forgive you once. However, you have to write a self-criticism and reflect on your mistakes deeply."

As expected of the most popular model teacher in the whole school, she won't put everything on the line and make trouble for students.Lin Mengmeng silently praised him in her heart.

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