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Chapter 309: I love you so much when I'm drunk
Quan Jin was completely drunk.

Drunk almost unconscious.

Everyone has a weight and measure for drinking. When you are happy, you can drink a thousand glasses without getting drunk. When you are sad, you can pour one glass. Even the weather will affect the amount of alcohol.

Quan Jin obviously occupied everything else except that he was happy not to add the weights and measures of his drinking capacity.

Shen Fengnan himself was too drunk, and even threatened to give Quan Jin away.

Quan Jin's eyes were drunk, and his peach blossom eyes made the hearts of the women next to him itch. He patted Shen Fengnan's face and said, "You don't want to live, I still want to live."

Shen Fengnan was so drunk that he kept giggling, he didn't know that a woman had put a sticker on him, and she kept saying 'I let you overwhelm me'.

On Quan Jin's side, there are also women who want to come closer, but Tu Kuan is in charge, who comes and throws one at a time.

Finally, Tu Kuan came out of the bar with Quan Jin on his back.

Putting Quan Jin in the back seat, he asked, "Go back to the old house, or to the place where you live?"

No response, dead drunk.

He knew that if he was so drunk, he would be lucky as long as he didn't vomit in the car later.

To be on the safe side, Tu Kuan drove Quan Jin back to his residence.

There was a lot of trouble along the way, Quan Jin was restless in the car, and was stopped by the traffic police. Fortunately, Tu Kuan didn't drink, so he blew on the alcohol detector in the traffic policeman's hand to pass, and quickly sent Quan Jin back.

Finally arrived at the residence.

Throwing Quan Jin onto the bed, Tu Kuan took a deep breath, his father was exhausted.

Anyway, he was also a tall man of 1.8 meters. He supported him all the way, and most of his weight was on him, which almost killed him. He never saw it so heavy when he was practicing in the hospital to help the general corpse.

The connotation of these words is not as good as that of a corpse.

Tu Kuan with his hips akimbo looked at the man lying on the bed like a dead pig, and touched the sweat on his forehead. He might not be able to leave tonight, and he might vomit up later.

As Tu Kuan expected, Quan Jin had only been lying on the bed for a few minutes before turning over and quickly entering the bathroom.

The sound of gut-wrenching vomiting came from the bathroom, which made Tu Kuan frown.

Tu Kuan went to the bathroom outside to wash his hands and face, and dried it. He opened the refrigerator casually to see what drinks were in it. He was a little surprised to see that there were vegetables in the refrigerator.

Will this man live?

This man doesn't look like a person who knows how to live.

He took a bottle of spezi, unscrewed the cap, took a sip, and carefully looked at what else was in the refrigerator. It seemed that there were not many dishes, so he opened the refrigerator curiously, and his expression suddenly brightened: "Hey, And fish and shrimp!"

After five months of acquaintance, Tu Kuan has figured out Quan Jin thoroughly. This man is a rich young master, and he knows nothing about housework.

The things in the refrigerator don't look like they were bought by a woman, but probably bought by themselves.

However, those dishes are still a bit dry, and no matter how well-preserved the refrigerator is, it can't stand it for too long.

Is he planning to learn to cook by himself?

Probably not.

Unless it's almost the same with someone who urges you, and you learn half of it by yourself, you will either give up or blow up the kitchen.

The latter is more likely.

Tu Kuan drank half a bottle of spezi, then went to the bathroom of the master bedroom to watch people.

The drunken man was sitting on the toilet seat in a daze, Tu Kuan leaned over and looked closer: "Hello?"

No response.

Tu Kuan yelled again, only then did Quan Jin look up at him, and then asked in confusion, "Who are you?"

Evil thoughts come when they come, anyway, people are drunk, even if they remember Tu Kuan tomorrow morning, they are not afraid, and replied: "Me? I am your father!"

Who knew that Quan Jin said, "I am your grandfather."

Tu Kuan: "..."

Quan Jin: "Grandpa."

Tu Kuan: "..." I call you uncle.

Really drunk or fake drunk?
It looks like it's fake.

But Tu Kuan knew exactly how much he drank, after all, he saw it with his own eyes.

Drunk Quan Jin doesn't have anything to go crazy about, he's pretty quiet, neither yelling nor making noise, and there's a bit of that stone statue——[The Thinker].

"Tell me, why did you drink yourself like this? You didn't drink yourself like this before, even if you were drinking and drinking, and you couldn't even find your way home." Tu Kuan knelt down, wanting to try it out, getting drunk like this Can Quan Jin, who looks like this, still be able to chat normally.

The eldest son of the Shen family, Shen Fengnan, probably hasn't returned yet, and some woman dragged him away.

Right now, Quan Jin was staring at a certain direction intently.

His cheeks were slightly red, his blurred eyes, and his lips were extremely red from drinking too much alcohol, this face was simply captivating.

He didn't change the angle to look at Tu Kuan, and he said in a nana voice: "To commemorate the dead love."

"Huh? Dead love?"

"Well, love, my love."

"..."

Tu Kuan thought of one person, Miss Gu from Suicheng.

Thinking of something, Tu Kuan silently turned on the camera, clicked on the video below, and started recording a video with the camera on Quan Jin...

Just as Tu Kuan started recording, he fell heavily on his leg.

He looked down, and saw Quan Jin hugging his thigh, hugging him tightly, and crying: "Gu Xueli, don't leave me, please, I like you, I really like you..."

Tu Kuan:? ?

Quan Jin hugged Tu Kuan's thighs, raised his head, looked at him with innocent eyes full of tears, and asked for a moment: "Is there something wrong with me? Tell me, what is wrong with me, can I change it?" .”

Tu Kuan:! !

His voice became more and more aggrieved: "I don't know what's wrong with me. You point it out to me and let me change it. If I don't change it, you urge me to change it. I'm very obedient. Woo..."

Tu Kuan: ...

Actually cried out.

A 1.8-meter-eight man, at this moment, was in the toilet, holding his thigh and crying, and while crying, he complained aggrievedly to a woman begging for forgiveness.

Tu Kuan was speechless and asked the sky, raising his hand to his forehead: "You..."

Forget it, sobering up is impossible, unless he cooks some hangover soup now.

But there is no material to cook, and I can't do other things. I can only wait for him to vomit and sleep.

"Gu... Xue... Li..."

"You bad woman, you took out my lungs and my heart, you tortured me to death."

"Why can't you be nice to me, Gu... Xue... Li..."

"Gu Xueli..." He put his face on his trouser leg, his voice was aggrieved, his eyes were dim with tears, and he looked very sad: "Don't ask me to be a substitute, I can also like you well , I will treat you well..."

"Gu Xueli...Gu Xueli..."

"Gu Xueli, I miss you, I miss you so much, I've never missed anyone so much."

Tu Kuan, who was hugged by Quan Jin's thigh and confessed from the air, said in his heart: #￥%...*&@! ! !

What is this?

Tell the truth after drinking?

Forget it!

Usually, the mouth is so tight that it is impossible to pry it open to say a word of liking, as if it has been sewn together.

When I'm drunk, my mouth is full of I like, I love, and I love you.

Also absolutely.

"To come and go is not to toss yourself." Tu Kuan broke Quan Jin's hands, one hand was still holding the phone to record, and the other hand helped him sit back on the toilet seat.

"Looking at the words you confided, it can be inferred that you should have lost love, but what's so great about falling out of love, just go and get her back again, why bother."

The drunk man didn't know if he listened.

After sitting back on the toilet cover, he became silent again, staring at one place and continuing to be in a daze.

This blank look made people just want to laugh, but I have seen the funnier ones just now, so it doesn't seem to be a big deal.

Tu Kuan turned off the video recording of the phone, put the phone away and put it back in his trouser pocket.

By the time the person finished vomiting, he was completely exhausted and paralyzed.

Tu Kuan casually wetted his face with a towel, washed his face, then helped him up and sent him to the master bedroom and threw him on the bed, wrapped him in the quilt and rolled him around, and finally clapped his hands: "OK!"

By the next morning.

Tu Kuan came out from the second bedroom and went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. He is also a kitchen idiot, he can make porridge, but it might be mushy, so why don't he make a bowl of noodles, but he couldn't find it after searching around.

Helpless, Tu Kuan had no choice but to order a takeaway breakfast.

After breakfast, he left a copy.

Unexpectedly, it was three poles in the sun and he still hadn't woken up yet. When it was almost noon, Tu Kuan decided to wake up the man who was still sound asleep at night.

As soon as he entered the master bedroom, he heard the buzzing sound of his mobile phone from the bedside table.

Someone called him.

But the phone didn't wake him up.

Tu Kuan had no choice but to go closer to pick up the phone, saw the note [Grandma], and immediately realized that it was Mrs. Quan calling, and he didn't dare to wait, fearing that the old lady had something urgent to find Quan Jin, so he answered it immediately.

So there was the previous conversation.

Tu Kuan originally thought that Quan Jin would wake up in half an hour at most, but it turned out that he just thought.

Seeing that noon was approaching and people still hadn't woken up, they still only ordered a lunch, and borrowed Quan Jin's computer to do their work by the way. They had such a comfortable vacation.

Two in the afternoon.

That's right, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon when Quan Jin woke up.

The tightly fitted curtains have a particularly good shading effect, and there is no light in the bedroom, making Quan Jin think it is the middle of the night when he wakes up.

If it weren't for the sudden pain in his temple, the memory of last night came rushing in like a tide, he would really think it was the middle of the night.

He sat up slowly, and sat quietly for a long time in this sleepy sitting position.

"You are awake."

When this voice came, Quan Jin, who was still drowsy and not sober, gave Quan Jin a solid jump, and his whole body was frightened!

The next second, there was a piercing sound.

'Prickly—'

The strong white light shines in directly through the top-hung window, and Quan Jin's cursing words are on his lips, but first instinctively raised his hand to cover his eyes.

The sun at two o'clock in the afternoon was extremely hot and scorching, Quan Jin's face was ashen, and he roared: "Shut it!"

Tu Kuan said, "Sorry, I scared you just now."

"close!"

"Did it scare you just now?"

"..."

On the other side of the end of the bed near the top-hung window, Tu Kuan stood there quietly.

Standing there unknowingly, just like Hei Wuchang who came to seek his life, suddenly made a sound, can it not be scary? ?
The three souls and seven souls are about to be scattered!

Quan Jin blocked his eyes and couldn't adapt to the sudden strong light, he was extremely depressed: "Can you close the curtains, I'm going to be blind."

The words fall.

He heard Tu Kuan say slowly, "Oh, so you're not blind yet."

Quan Jin:? ?

Tu Kuan: "You can also get up and close it yourself."

Quan Jin: "..."

this day.

It's different when you're not employed, even speaking hard.

Quan Jin has always maintained the posture of covering his eyes with his hands, silently slowly adapting to the daylight that suddenly shines into the bedroom.

After a long delay, he slowly put down the hand covering his eyes.

Then, Tu Kuan had a clear look at Quan Jin's hairstyle after waking up.

The hair is fried, like a bird's nest.

Not to mention, using a chicken coop to describe it is really apt.

Quan Jin followed Tu Kuan's direction and looked over again, stood standing there motionless like a wooden stake, and asked inexplicably, "Why are you at my house?"

"Good question!" Tu Kuan said solemnly, "I thought you were sleepy, and you knew it was at your house."

The person sitting on the bed didn't respond, just stared at Tu Kuan silently for a few seconds, then withdrew his gaze, and stared in front of him in a daze.

Tu Kuan thought to himself: This is because he hasn't recovered from the drunkenness last night? ? ?
"Hey."

no response.

"Quan Jin, do you remember what you did last night?"

Still no response.

"You were drunk last night. You were so drunk that you didn't even know the way. If it weren't for me, you would have slept on the main road and been picked up."

Still no response.

Tu Kuan let out a hey, and walked over to the bedside: "Quan Jin, you got up after waking up, do you know what time it is?"

"What time is it?" The man finally responded.

Tu Kuan walked over, picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table and threw it to him: "I want to know what time it is and read it yourself. Also, your grandma called you in the morning."

"Your grandma called you in the morning." ' Clearly expressed, it is afternoon.

In other words, after he got drunk last night, he fell asleep until the next afternoon! !
Looking at the scorching sun outside, it doesn't look like it's about to set. I guess it's around two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and it's the scorching sun.

He can really sleep.

Getting up and getting out of bed, Quan Jin held a bird's nest against his head: "Grandma, did you say anything?"

Tu Kuan looked at his hairstyle, wanted to laugh but had to hold back, it was so hard to hold back, he could only raise a corner of his mouth, hmmed, and added: "Since it's the old lady looking for you, how could it be?" Let me tell you easily, and you think about what it is."

Think about it for yourself.

Naturally...

Quan Jin's eyes darkened, the reaction was that he remembered.

Yesterday he promised his grandma to pick him up at the airport, but...

He covered his face with his palm, covered it for a few seconds, and then grabbed his hair. The hair that was already like a chicken coop looked even messier. He got out of bed and picked up the hair that Tu Kuan had thrown on the quilt. phone, and then out of the master bedroom.

He went to call Yu Rujin back.

A few minutes later, after tidying up the master bedroom, I saw Quan Jin's gloomy face, as if he could bite someone when he went out!
(End of this chapter)