Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 9
"Don't be dazed when you come, come in quickly!"

Bai Xiaochuan greeted the two with a cheerful face, just like meeting old friends who haven't seen for many years.

Lao Cai is almost out of his mind, big brother, now I want you to exorcise ghosts, not to lure ghosts into the house, let's not mess around, can we still have a good time...

With bewildered expressions on their faces, the two ghosts followed Bai Xiaochuan in.

Bai Xiaochuan pointed at Lao Cai and said, "This is Lao Cai, an old man who likes to pretend, let's ignore him..."

Nima...

Lao Cai couldn't complain.

What can I do now, Lao Cai is having a headache, this one is playing too unreasonably, does he have some plan?
Lao Cai began to make various brain supplements in his heart.

Bai Xiaochuan sat directly on the sofa, and greeted the two of them: "Come on, sit down, let's fight the landlord..."

Lao Cai quickly sat down next to Bai Xiaochuan, and gestured with two fingers.

Bai Xiaochuan glanced casually and said, "I know, it's two..."

Lao Cai almost spurted blood directly, who told you it was two, I am not ignorant of numbers, he lowered his voice and said: "It's a second grade, two second grades..."

Bai Xiaochuan looked puzzled and said, "Second Grade? Does that have anything to do with me?"

I say!

If it wasn't for the great enemy, he would have wished to be wiped out by Bai Xiaochuan directly. What does it have to do with you?Don't you have a clue in your own mind?
"Cough..." The headshot ghost coughed, and sat opposite Bai Xiaochuan and said grimly, "I'm a ghost..."

"I know!" Bai Xiaochuan began to shuffle the cards and said, "But what does that matter? Let's fight the landlord..."

Headshot: "..."

Decapitated ghost: "..."

"Ding, headshot Yan Sen thinks he meets a fool, and his blood value will be increased by 1!"

"Ding, Lin Feng, the beheaded ghost, thinks that when he meets a lunatic, his blood value will be increased by 1!"

"The cards have started to be dealt, you two can see clearly, don't say I'm a fool!"

Bai Xiaochuan didn't care what the expressions of the two ghosts were, and started dealing the cards directly.

Lao Cai was almost desperate, this damn is here to drive out ghosts, this one is here to die.

Come on, two goblins without food and second grade, let me see the opportunity and leave...

The two ghosts over there also looked at each other in blank dismay. They had thought of various situations, but they didn't expect that the other party would pull him to play cards!
This is really a bit unreasonable.

The headshot ghost winked at the decapitated ghost, "Then let's play with him..."

The beheaded ghost nodded vigorously, and his head fell to the coffee table with a "boom".

Lao Cai almost jumped up in fright, this is so frightening.

The beheaded ghost Lin Feng picked up her head and pressed it on her neck, but her neck was only half left, and her head was always tilted to the other side, so she had to reach out to support it.

Bai Xiaochuan's cards have been dealt out, and the bright cards are in his hand, and he just stretched out his hand to hold his share.

As soon as the headshot ghost stretched out his hand, he pressed his cold palm on his hand, and said sullenly: "Wait a minute..."

"Ah?" Bai Xiaochuan looked at the headshot in confusion.

The headshot ghost said: "Shouldn't we do some lottery? For example, the winner slaps the loser..."

Speaking of this, he grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, which were particularly penetrating.

Upon hearing this, Bai Xiaochuan said, "Okay, that's exactly what I mean!"

Lao Cai rolled his eyes at the side, you want to win playing cards with ghosts?

"Well, the loser will be slapped in the face, and then don't play tricks, the fate of cheating..." The headshot ghost glanced at the window, and then said ghostly: "The fate will be miserable... "

"That's right, you don't admit it when you lose, and you don't give birth to a son..." Bai Xiaochuan picked up the card and said.

"Pfft!" The headshot ghost almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, this guy's nerves are a bit too thick, we'll see what you will do if you lose!
"Call the landlord!" Bai Xiaochuan took the cards and said after a little tidying up.

The headshot ghost made a gesture of invitation, and I will watch your performance.

Lao Cai whispered beside him: "You are crazy, what kind of landlord is this card?"

"You don't understand!" Bai Xiaochuan said.

Lao Cai was so choked that he almost turned over, he called the landlord with a bad hand, and you are owed the draw, I will control you to death!

With three cards in hand, Bai Xiaochuan tidied up a little, and Lao Cai almost spewed blood. This is simply unexpected!

"3344556677..." Bai Xiaochuan slapped ten cards on the coffee table with a flick of his hand.

The headshot ghost and the decapitated ghost shook their heads at the same time: "Sorry!"

"Haha, 8910JQK..."

"I'm sorry..."

"Three A belts are blowing up..."

your sister!

The bluish-purple faces of the headshot ghost and the decapitated ghost almost turned green, "Three A belts exploded..."

Are you fucking insulting us?
But losing is losing, this kid is too lucky, both the headshot ghost and the decapitated ghost admit to being defeated.

Throwing the cards on the coffee table, he said, "We lost..."

"Ha ha!"

Bai Xiaochuan laughed and raised his hand to slap him.

"Snapped!"

The headshot ghost slapped Bai Xiaochuan so hard that he almost broke his neck.

The decapitated ghost was taken aback, did he use up all his energy for feeding?
He quickly grabbed his hands and supported his head. With this kind of strength, his head could be blown away.

As soon as she helped her up, Bai Xiaochuan slapped her across the face.

"Snapped……"

Although the decapitated ghost supported his head, Bai Xiaochuan's attack was not light.

After a slap, there was a "poof", and a tooth flew out of the decapitated ghost's mouth.

Lao Cai almost knelt down directly, brother, you are too fierce, don't you think about the consequences of your loss?
"Ding, Yan Sen, the headshot ghost, is in a bad mood. I swear that if you win, you will look good, and your vitality will be increased by 1!"

"Ding, decapitated ghost Lin Feng suspects that you are a fucking madman, and swears that he will take revenge on you, and his blood value will be increased by 1!"

"Come on, next one!" The headshot ghost's words came out from between his teeth, it's so irritating, don't you usually play cards and games so ruthlessly?

"Okay!" Bai Xiaochuan cheerfully shuffled and dealt the cards.

Coincidentally, it was Bai Xiaochuan who got the bright card again.

After touching the cards, Bai Xiaochuan said without hesitation, "Call the landlord..."

The two ghosts were expressionless.

Bai Xiaochuan took the three hole cards in his hand, looked at them, and started playing cards directly.

In the end, under Lao Cai's shocked expression, Bai Xiaochuan finished again.

The two ghosts were dumbfounded, this... is so lucky, isn't this a bit unscientific!
Bai Xiaochuan said with a smile: "Admit the bet..."

Before he could utter the fourth word, he suddenly raised his hand and was slapped.

"Snapped……"

The headshot ghost slapped him with a "crack" sound from his neck, and his whole face almost flew away. His face, which was originally blue and purple, was now bright red, and it was swollen from Bai Xiaochuan's slap!
The decapitated ghost was taken aback, and just wanted to help his head.

Bai Xiaochuan took advantage of the situation and slapped the decapitated ghost with the back of his hand.

The decapitated ghost's head flew out in an instant and hit the wall next to it.

Make a "dong" sound.

Lao Cai's heart also made a "dong", almost jumping out of his throat.

Big brother, you came out of that mental hospital after all, you are really not afraid of death...

(End of this chapter)