Chapter 304
"This... must be wrong..."

Abandoning the master's kung fu, Hao Gaoxin drew more than a dozen talismans.

Looking at my masterpiece, I am very satisfied.

To be honest, his current level of talismans is still very shallow, otherwise he would not have turned a domineering and strong talisman such as the "Five Thunder Talisman" into a hot head talisman.

But the level is not enough, brain holes come together.

It’s okay for buddies not to take the usual path!
For this collective hot stamp, I need to draw a few more pictures to prepare for tomorrow.

After writing more than a dozen sheets, Hao Gaoxin got up and moved around, and suddenly felt a stomachache.

So I hurried to the toilet.

Not long after he left, the door of the laboratory opened.

At this time, Lin Dongfeng, who had been washed clean, appeared in the laboratory.

He had been waiting outside for a long time, and when he saw several people leaving one after another, he sneaked in.

To be honest, what happened today has left him with a lot of psychological shadows. A piece of broken paper has such great power. What kind of moth is in it? If you don't figure it out, you won't be able to sleep!

No matter what, I have to study and study, so I have to be mentally prepared in the future, right?

When Lin Dongfeng came in, he went straight to the place where Hao Gaoxin drew the talismans. He saw a dozen or so drawn talismans on the table, and looked at them carefully.

Forget it, let’s take it away first.

He grabbed the talismans on the table and put them all in his pocket.

After a few steps to the door, I opened the door and looked around, but no one passed by.

flash first!

After Hao Gaoxin went to the bathroom, he came back to take a look, who the hell stole Lao Tzu Fu?

What did that shameless, sneaky, careless bastard hurt?

Is it easy to draw a few symbols?
Fortunately, no one except them knows how to use this talisman, and it is probably useless for others to use it!
This meeting tried to find someone but couldn't find anyone. Hao Gaoxin thought he was unlucky, so he had to continue drawing symbols.

After drawing dozens of talismans, this guy started researching new talismans again. Tomorrow is the time to suppress the outbreak of yin qi. You can't embarrass the teacher, no matter what, you have to be a blockbuster and surprise everyone, right...

He was studying here, while Lin Dongfeng had already returned with the talisman.

After finding Miao Zijian, the two studied together in the office for a long time, but they had no clue.

A small piece of yellow paper, with a few unrecognizable characters drawn on it, looks nothing unusual, but why is it so powerful.

The two studied for a long time, but they didn't find out why.

"How to use this thing!" Miao Zijian put gauze on his nose to fix the bridge of his nose.

Bai Xiaochuan's slap was really unclear, the bridge of his nose was crooked.

"I don't know, I just heard that kid yell, burn the head talismans collectively, and then..." Lin Dongfeng didn't go on, he was tossed miserably, he has never been so miserable in his life.

There is almost a shadow in my heart.

"Is it necessary to inject Yang Qi!" Lin Dongfeng pondered for a moment.

When Miao Zijian heard that it made sense, he picked up a talisman and said, "Group hair-burning talisman..."

Then he injected Yang Qi and flung it outward, but before the talisman flew one meter away, it shattered into pieces of paper and fell to the ground.

Miao Zijian: "..."

Ass, this kid's things are all eccentric, just looking at them makes one's brain hurt, and he's still studying them.

"threw!"

Miao Zijian clutched his nose. Instead of studying this thing here, it is better to prepare well. To suppress the outbreak of Yin Qi tomorrow is the top priority.

Lin Dongfeng picked up the talisman and thought for a while, this thing cannot be thrown in the trash can.

If someone finds it hard to tell, it's better to throw it into the toilet. Just when you want to go to the toilet, throw it into the toilet, and the water will flush without leaving a trace.

So, after talking to Miao Zijian, he went to the toilet.

After entering the toilet, Miao Zijian took out the talisman and was just about to throw it into the toilet. He felt that he had spent so much effort to steal it, but he didn't find anything.

I always feel a little dissatisfied.

Maybe it was too much Yang Qi injected just now?try less...

He quietly read: "The collective head-burning talisman..."

Then inject Yang Qi...

After a few seconds, there was no response, so I threw it away.

He threw the talisman into the toilet, and took out another one to try, but it still didn't work, so he threw it away again.

I tried all ten sheets, and none of them worked!

Forget it, none of those few are normal people. With my normal thinking, it's normal that I can't research it.

He threw the remaining few talismans in the toilet, hurriedly unfastened his belt, and sat on the toilet.

"It's squeaking..."

He was squatting on the toilet, and it felt like something was wrong.

It seems that there is a strange panting sound coming from the toilet, just like the weird sound coming from the toilet pipe in the middle of the night in a horror movie!

"Clogged toilet?"

Lin Dongfeng didn't care so much, he pulled it first when it was blocked, anyway, he didn't poke the toilet by himself.

Therefore, Lin Dongfeng worked hard...

At this moment, there was a sudden "Peng" sound, and then Lin Dongfeng felt a huge impact from under his buttocks.

What the hell... I'm farting, is it so violent?
The huge impact force lifted him out at once, and a jet of water from the toilet behind rushed out violently, like a water dragon, mixed with countless reincarnated grains, all of which hit him.

Lin Dongfeng didn't react at all, who would still guard against a sneak attack on the toilet when he was defecating?
The force of this jet of water was so great that it flew him up involuntarily, and pierced him out of the window.

It happened to be noon at this time, and there were many students talking and laughing outside.

A loud "bang" caught everyone's attention.

Many people couldn't help being taken aback, where did the explosion happen?This sound seems to be coming from the toilet...

At this moment, everyone saw a figure rushing out of the toilet window, carrying countless glass shards and splashing water...

What's even more exaggerated is that there is a trail of yellow and white reincarnation of grains dragging behind his buttocks, with his hands flailing his teeth and claws, his legs kicking wildly, and like shells crossing the path outside, he plunged into the opposite grove without hesitation.

"I call your ancestor..."

Lin Dongfeng yelled in despair, he almost didn't cry, he never thought that such a thing would happen, and now his face is gone...

He didn't even need to think about it, there must be something wrong with the dozen or so talismans, or else there would be such a coincidence...

The students passing by were all dumbfounded. Who the hell is this, so bold?

Take a shit, why are you so maverick!

"That... seems to be Lin Dongfeng..."

"Okay...it seems to be..."

"Why is pooping so powerful? Could it be that he broke through while defecating..."

"Most likely!"

Is there such a thing?

A group of people are staring at each other, this is incredible!

Looking at the grove, Lin Dongfeng's head was stuck in a tree hole on the ground, only his two legs were twitching outside, he didn't know if he was still alive...

(End of this chapter)

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