Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 240 Can't Stop At All
Yun Wei stroked his chin and said, "Actually, this is very simple!"

"Simple?"

Yun Lin looked at his brother in shock, Yun Wei has never been known for his IQ.

This meeting is actually easy to say, big brother is so simple, you will squat with me here for a long time, chased by ghosts, and drenched in urine, are you guilty of saying this!
Yun Wei didn't pay attention to Yun Ling's expression at all and said: "What do you think is our biggest problem now? It can't be pulled out..."

"Actually, as long as we find something unclean to eat, we might be able to pull it out!" Yun Wei looked smug, this idea is not bad!

Yun Ling is almost startled, you are already crazy, do ghosts want to eat it?
"Is that thing edible?" Yun Ling asked.

"What?" Yun Wei knew that he had misunderstood upon seeing Yun Ling's face, and said, "The unclean things I'm talking about are not ghosts, such as eating grass, chewing something with a lot of bacteria, artificially creating diarrhea..."

Yun Ling slapped his thigh and said, "That's right! Why didn't I think of that!"

The two brothers were overjoyed, and they did what they said, anyway, the brat has already left.

Climbing out of the well, Yunling looked around vigilantly and found that everything was safe and there was no problem, so she called Yunwei up.

As soon as the two brothers came up, they quietly ran to the wild grass outside the town to look for it.

No one came to this barren mountain and wild place, and some medicinal materials often appeared.

Especially here is haunted, even if there are medicines and other things, no one dares to pick them, as long as they can find something like laxatives, it’s okay, eat a few of the dirty grass over there, or it looks like The turbid river water can be drunk in the past.

Two brothers seized the time to find something to give them diarrhea in the wilderness.

"Found it!" Yun Wei exclaimed in surprise, "Look!"

I saw a green grass in his hand.

Yun Ling took it over and took a look, sure enough, this "intestinal cleansing herb" is a common medicinal material, and it has the effect of clearing the stomach after taking it.

But the medicine is very powerful, if the whole plant is taken, it is not uncommon for it to last for three days and three nights.

The two brothers didn't dare to eat more, so one of them picked off a leaf and put it in his mouth.

Slightly bitter, with a sense of plant greenness.

After eating, my stomach growled.

The two hurriedly squatted in the grass...

After a while, Yun Ling said: "This dose is not enough, I still can't get it out, let's get some..."

Yunwei simply folded it in half and gave it to him.

Yun Ling rubbed half of the grass directly, stuffed it all into his mouth, and chewed.

What the hell!

Yun Wei was dumbfounded, brother, is this too aggressive?Aren't you afraid of pulling your intestines out?

"What are you doing in a daze?" Yun Ling said, "Eat, what cultivation level are we brothers, can't this little drug support it?"

When Yun Wei heard it, what he said seemed to make sense!
As a rank-[-] ghost exorcist, he should have the ability to resist laxatives.

Thinking of this, he stuffed the remaining half of the herb into his mouth and started chewing!

After eating the herbs, the two brothers waited quietly in the grass!

10 minutes later!

"puff……"

First, Yunwei felt unimpeded, and a burst of reincarnation of grains spewed out, and then began to "sputter".

Yun Ling smelled a stench, and changed his position with a look of disgust, staying away from him.

This stinks too!
As soon as he changed his position, he felt a twitch in his back, and he couldn't help but "splash" and feel happy.

Yun Ling was in a good mood, and finally pulled it out. There is nothing happier than this.

He couldn't help but take a deep breath...

"vomit……"

It stinks so much that I almost fainted myself in the grass.

The two had a great time in the grass, but the smell was really unbearable.

The two brothers were not very far away, and were soon enveloped by the stench.

Yun Ling was dizzy from the smoke, and felt tight in his chest. If this continues, he probably will be fainted by the smoke.

He hurriedly pulled two handfuls of grass and stuffed them into his nostrils, only then did he feel better.

Another minute passed!

Yun Ling is a little bit bad, why can't it stop?

He looked over in bewilderment, only to see Yun Wei also looking over with a bitter face, it seemed that the situation was not going to last.

Yun Ling sneered, as a seventh-rank ghost exorcist, this trivial matter is beyond his control, so there is no need to mess around.

He is lucky to his dantian!
"Pfft..."

your sister!
It's okay to be unlucky, once you get lucky, it's even worse than before.

Tangtang Qipin really can't cure diarrhea.

Now he regrets being so reckless just now.

I'm going to collapse after the whole process, and now I'm full of water, give me 10 minutes to ensure dehydration!
"I think that dead old man is playing tricks on both of us!" At this time Yunwei said with a stiff neck.

Yun Ling said irritably: "Don't guess blindly, a godfather is so fierce, if he wants to cheat us, he can kill us with a single palm, so it's useless..."

Yun Wei thought about it, and it seemed to be the case, but apart from the two bottles of medicinal liquid, they didn't eat any other strange things.

"By the way, the godfather hasn't appeared yet..." Yun Wei hesitated, "Will it be..."

"Don't think too much about it. Godfather's tricks come and go. He comes when he wants, and leaves when he wants. Is he like us?" Yun Ling said displeased.

It's all your proposal, it's better not to pull it out, now I can't stop at all.

At this time, the people in the live broadcast room were bored.

The shots belonging to Bai Xiaochuan have been lost from the beginning, and now Bai Xiaochuan is there, and he has no idea what he is doing.

This show was a real failure.

As for the brothers from the Yun family, it was a bit too much. They got into the house for a while, jumped into the well for a while, and finally got out. The two of them ran to graze like crazy.

After eating grass, I squatted in the grass to defecate, and I didn't come out after squatting for almost half an hour.

We are watching you exorcising ghosts live, not watching your poop, okay?
Hu Xicai's face has turned dark, shame, it's simply too shameful, the face of Nancheng Exorcist World has been completely embarrassed by the two of you.

Bai Wenlong was in a good mood and kept smiling.

It doesn't matter if Bai Xiaochuan can't find it, he is [-]% sure that the Yun family brothers were tricked because of Bai Xiaochuan's methods.

Judging from how these two fought each other for half an hour, this game must be won.

Which hero can have diarrhea for half an hour, and can go to catch ghosts alive and well, that's not a ghost exorcist, that's a superman!
A hero is no better than three bubbles, this is the truth!
Old man Xu let out a heavy "hum" from behind and said, "Brothers of the Yun family have always been well behaved and will never eat indiscriminately. I think this matter may have something to do with that kid..."

Bai Wenlong was unhappy when he heard it, and said coldly: "Old man, are you planning to make trouble? You must pay attention to evidence, you are talking nonsense, believe it or not, I can make your chrysanthemum face go away..."

Old man Xu was just about to deliver the goods when Hu Xi gently pulled him and said, "Don't be as knowledgeable as him, let's watch the live broadcast..."

Bai Wenlong grinned and said, "Watching the live broadcast, what are you watching? Watching the brothers of the Yun family shit..."

(End of this chapter)