Chapter 22
There were all kinds of chaos in the live broadcast room, and there were so many gifts that they flew up.

Almost maxed out the live broadcast room.

Lao Cai winked at Bai Xiaochuan, which meant that the buddy wanted to show up.

Bai Xiaochuan understood and shook his head slightly.

During the meeting, Lao Cai said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, please forgive me, this is the end of today's live broadcast, please pay attention to the time of the next live broadcast..."

There was a lot of wailing in the live broadcast room...

I'm crazy: "I'm worried about you, big brother, I want to be honest, I'm willing to be your bull and horse for you, I just hope I can learn your tricks at 01:30..."

Two to five to eighty thousand: "Big brother, big brother, don't go, please give us a chance to pay our respects..."

Never shameless: "Boss, big brother, I want to worship you as my teacher..."

There were countless wailings like this, and the live broadcast room was instantly flooded with various gifts.

Lao Caixin said that this can't be played too much, and said: "My brother is very low-key, so everyone should give up this idea..."

As soon as his words came out, people in the live broadcast room cried to death.

Countless crying emoticons popped up.

Then Lao Cai said again: "But it's okay to say a few words with you..."

After hearing Lao Cai's words, everyone in the live broadcast room immediately became excited again.

Encountered a ghost at the corner: "Old Cai, get out, I want to listen to the teachings of the great god..."

Killing ghosts without seeing blood: "Sit up straight, ready to listen to the voice of the great god!"

I have a date with a dead ghost: "Everyone be quiet..."

In fact, he didn't need to say, everyone was already holding their breath in front of the screen, listening to the speakers, for fear of missing the boss's teaching.

After a few seconds, everyone heard a slight voice saying: "Actually, you don't have to be like this, I'm just like everyone else, just an ordinary ghost exorcist..."

Listen, the boss is so low-key, the ordinary ghost exorcist, the words, the tone, are simply admirable!

"Today I will teach you a practical trick to drive away ghosts..."

Damn it, the great god personally taught the method of exorcising ghosts!
Everyone's hearts were pounding. Although what the Great God said was simple, it was definitely not simple to see how the Great God cheated ghosts.

"Actually, to deal with ordinary ghosts, here I have a very simple method specifically referring to the ghosts of the first to ninth grades of Wushi. After years of experimentation, the effect is first-rate. Although it will not kill the ghosts immediately, it can also greatly reduce the fighting power of the ghosts... "

Bai Xiaochuan's words stuttered, making everyone's hearts itch, and they all listened carefully.

"Ghosts are most afraid of filthy things, the more filthy the better, such as defecation..."

This popularization is suddenly realized by everyone.

But does this really work?
Many people have doubts, even Lao Cai's heart is pounding, these two things are really so magical?
If it is true, it will be of great benefit to the ghost exorcism world. These two things are not useless, easy to find, and powerful. Everyone brings them to exorcise ghosts. ...

Fuck, that picture is so beautiful, I can't even imagine it!

But whether it is true or not, no one questioned too much, because these two things are not difficult to find, you can tell by trying them.

And the master is so unpredictable, there is no need to smash his own brand.

I met a ghost at the corner: "Lao Cai, sell me a pot of your urine..."

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then broke out again in an instant.

"Old Cai, Lao Cai, I'll give you a thousand for a pot..."

"Paralysis, you look down on Lao Cai so much, I'll pay you two thousand..."

"Go to hell, is it easy for a 50-year-old bachelor to save some urine? I'll give you five thousand..."

Bai Xiaochuan was startled, he looked at Lao Cai with a look of monsters and said, "Oh my god, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you are actually a virgin?"

His surprised voice came into the live broadcast room.

Immediately, someone said: "God, you don't know, Lao Cai has a firm stand and will not fall in love for 50 years. Although he is older, I guess Lao Cai will definitely have a hard time getting a pee..."

Hard to get a pee...

This is such a talented person, Bai Xiaochuan was speechless.

Lao Cai's face turned green, God damn it is hard to find a piss, isn't this exposing my privacy!
The live broadcast room was in chaos, everyone was begging for Lao Cai's boy urine.

At this moment, [-] suddenly turned to me and said, "Xiaomi, I'll take care of all your red dragons this month..."

As soon as the [-] million words came out, most people immediately shifted their targets to I eat salt and you eat rice.

"Xiaomi, Xiaomi, remember to save more, or there won't be enough to sell!"

"I'll offer one thousand, Xiaomi, please sell me your red dragon..."

"Miss Xiaomi, do you have any stock?"

"Fuck your sister, I don't have enough for myself..." I eat salt and you eat rice and cursed.

"Don't worry, sister Xiaomi, you always have that thing, but my buddy doesn't. We are also married people. Let's discuss it. How about supplying me with one every month?"

Bai Xiaochuan couldn't laugh or cry, what kind of people are these people, is the world of exorcism so dishonest?

He didn't know that it was not easy to be a ghost exorcist. Every time he exorcised ghosts, he was risking his life. It was very difficult to deal with the first-rank ghosts without food. Basically, he had to be a level higher to deal with them.

Now there is such a simple method, who would not want to try it, once it succeeds, it will be a layer of guarantee, right?

That's why everyone seemed so eager.

Seeing the chaos in the live broadcast room, Bai Xiaochuan couldn't help but touch his forehead, what did I do?
He knew that in this world, technology developed much faster than the earth, but his understanding of ghosts was superficial, but he didn't expect everyone's reaction to be so great.

On earth, what even children know has caused such an uproar here.

Lao Cai said with a stinky face, "This is the end of today's live broadcast..."

Numb, I am still a virgin at the age of 50. It is so sad. Why do you feel so happy in your mouth?

"Lao Cai, don't, don't, you should think about the boy peeing!"

"Remember to drink plenty of water when you go back, buddy, please buy..."

Your sister, I can't bear it!
Lao Cai directly turned off the live broadcast.

Su Zihan, who had been staring at the virtual screen of the computer in a daze, stared blankly at the people in the live broadcast room chaotically begging for boy urine and red dragon. Is what this guy said true?
Then what he said to himself during the day...

Thinking of this, Su Zihan felt uneasy, is what this guy said true?

(End of this chapter)

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