Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 7
"brute!"

At this moment, the emperor's furious voice sounded.

He slowly picked up Yang Chen who was vomiting blood profusely, and said nervously and worriedly: "Jiu'er, Jiu'er... how are you?"

At this time, Yang Xiaotian hurried forward and said: "Father, he is just pretending! You must not trust him, he is simply..."

But no matter how Yang Xiaotian tried to explain it, it was useless, it seemed that the emperor only saw Yang Chen...he vomited blood and was seriously injured! !
"Cough cough..."

Yang Chen activated the true qi in his body, forcibly reversed, and then he suddenly vomited a mouthful of blood again, showing a very miserable and embarrassing appearance.

"Cough cough, cough cough...cough..."

"Father, I'm fine, don't blame Sixth Brother...It's my cultivation level, it's all my fault, I don't blame him at all..."

moment!

Yang Xiaotian was dumbfounded.

Nima!

"you……"

"Yang Chen, how the hell can you be so shameless..."

Ding--

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully setting the routine, and reward eight routine points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick, and reward ten routine points."

At this time, Yang Chen raised his head, and said with a pure face: "It's okay, brother six, I don't blame you..."

"You didn't mean to..."

"Bastard!" The emperor was furious, grabbed Yang Xiaotian's collar fiercely, and yelled at him furiously: "You bastard! Look at how your ninth brother treated you? Look at you again? Are you still human? How did I give birth to such a bastard like you!"

"you you……"

In an instant, the emperor became more and more angry, and finally passed out from the anger.

"Father—"

For a moment, Yang Xiaotian's complexion changed drastically. If he was just so pissed off, wouldn't the throne be [-]% destined for Yang Xiaotian?
"Father, listen to my explanation...I..."

Just when Yang Xiaotian was about to do something to make up for it, Yang Chen suddenly blocked his way, and smiled at him faintly: "You...Yang Chen, you bastard!"

"You...I'm going to kill you!!"

For a moment, Yang Chen smiled faintly, and said, "Are you sure?"

"I..." Yang Xiaotian really hesitated, although the emperor has already fainted from anger, but this is the main hall after all, if Yang Chen dies here, maybe the emperor won't let him go when he wakes up afterwards...

"it is good!"

Yang Xiaotian snorted coldly, and said lightly: "Let's let you go today, but Yang Chen, let me tell you, the grievances between you and me are endless!"

"That's right!"

At this time, the other five princes and other generals all stepped forward and said, "Yang Chen, we will not let you go."

"The last time I couldn't kill you, you were lucky enough to save a dog's life, so you're lucky, but remember, you're bound to die, just a few days late."

But Yang Chen patted his chest "scared", with a "scared" expression on his face, "Ouch, hello~"

"I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm so scared..."

"You..." Seeing this, the princes frowned and said, "You...you dare to mock us?"

"Yo~" Yang Chen smiled lightly, and said, "You guys can see how I hide so deeply? It's not bad~"

"This shows... you guys are a little bit fucking better than pigs."

"I believe that you must live better than pigs!"

"Come on~"

After saying this, Yang Chen spread his hands and left the hall.

"hateful!"

Looking at the back of Yang Chen leaving, Yang Xiaotian gritted his teeth, wishing he could swallow Yang Chen alive.

At this time, the princes all patted Yang Xiaotian on the shoulder, and sighed: "Sixth brother, let's bury the seventh and eighth brothers as soon as possible..."

"You can't come back to life after death. If you become hungry and thirsty again, you can tell Brother Wei that Brother Wei will find you a woman. Don't..."

"Hey... pay more attention to your body..."

boom!
The corners of Yang Xiaotian's mouth twitched, his expression was ugly, are these guys mentally retarded?They all said that it was aphrodisiacs, what kind of IQ!Spicy Chicken IQ!

"It's not like that...it's actually..."

"Okay... okay..."

"Many, thank you..."

...

After Yang Chen left the main hall, he exited the palace, and was going to wander around Aolai country, looking for inspiration for the next set.

And at this moment, I saw a very popular chicken shit not far away... No, no... Yes, it's a market!

Chicken feces... Bah, bah, bah... There seems to be a little flower girl selling tofu in the market... Wow!
Yoshi~
The work of the big flower girl~
That chick looks so fucking handsome! I'll fuck it!
Those eyes, that nose, that mouth, that boobs... lie on the grass! !
Beauty, beauty, beauty! !

Yang Chen's eyeballs were obviously sparkling. Ever since he saw this little girl selling tofu flower, his head seemed to have been severely beaten, and his inspiration was rushing out!

He suddenly thought of a very awesome... oh no... very fucking trick! !

Routine! !
But... Just when Yang Chen was so excited that he was about to lose his mind, he suddenly saw a lump of dog~ Shit was springing...

Not bad!

That so-called shit is the wretched man next to the little girl who sells tofu flowers not far away. That guy looked at the little girl with a wretched face, and his saliva was about to flow out. He was a fucking dick!
Do not!
He is not qualified to be a dick!

For the word hanging silk, he only has silk, not...

"Damn it, how dare you date the girl I like?"

"See if I don't cut up your baby and feed it to the dogs!"

Cut it off and feed it to the dog?

"and many more--"

Suddenly, Yang Chen thought of another trick.

A very wicked...but a damn good routine! ! !

...

Ps: [There was a troll from an author background who sprayed me, saying that the author, you are a fucking idiot. You have nothing to do with Journey to the West, and there is Journey to the West in the title of the book. You are purely mentally retarded.

I'll go, this fellow who was born as an author, please read a few more pictures, and then scold me, okay~~
I have been emphasizing that when a black bear spirit appears, the white dragon horse is about to appear!

You mean... the white dragon horse is not a character from Journey to the West~~
Then I must have watched a fake Journey to the West!
The earth is so big, there are many more important things than blaming me, since you are the author, there is no need to force us silly book writers to death...]

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