Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 17 Dress up as a tiger and eat a pig!

boom--

In an instant, Yang Jianjian was stunned.

Many princes were also stunned on the spot, and everyone was stunned.

what happened?Could it be that the third brother... he wants to do it himself?
At this time, those guards were so frightened by Yang Ze's fury that their legs were weak, and they hurriedly lost their composure and left at a speed, and even a timid person fell a bit of shit when they retreated, and was in a great embarrassment.

It seems that not only for these princes, the third prince Yang Ze is a stronger existence than the eldest prince Yang Jian, but also for many guards and courtiers.

You know, this Yang Ze is a master of cultivation during the consecration period!The number one master of the Longevity Sect!
How can this kind of talent be surpassed by Yang Jianjian's pig brain?

"Uh... third brother, what do you mean? Could it be that you want to do it yourself?"

Yang Jianjian was obviously confused by Yang Ze's sudden stop. As the eldest prince, his order was blocked by the third prince, which obviously made him lose face.

But helpless, he really didn't dare to scold Yang Ze, after all, he was a little behind Yang Ze in all aspects... a lot!

"Ahem...Since third brother, you want to do it yourself...then elder brother will help you..."

As he spoke, Yang Jianjian slowly handed the long sword in his hand to Yang Ze.

Yang Ze was expressionless, but he still took the long sword. He held the long sword in his hand, and his eyes suddenly fell on Yang Chen.

what's the situation?
It can't be... he didn't fall into the trap, did he?

Depend on!
It's over, it's over, it's dying, it's dying...

However, just when Yang Chen thought he was about to die, a dramatic scene suddenly happened!

I saw Yang Ze's face was expressionless, and suddenly his face changed drastically in a moment, and a vicious look flashed across his expression.

The sword in his hand swung back fiercely, and the blade of the sword slammed into Yang Jianjian's face, knocking Yang Jianjian down on the spot.

puff!

Yang Jianjian spat out a mouthful of blood, which made him look dazed.

Ding--

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for succeeding in the set, reward fifteen points of set value."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the routine, and reward five routine points."

"Third brother, you..."

Yang Ze sneered, and violently pulled Yang Jianjian's hair, a vicious look flashed across his face.

"Brother, if you dare to disrespect the crown prince in the future, don't blame me, Yang Ze, who is a younger brother, for not being sympathetic!"

Snapped!
Yang Ze threw out his palm and ruthlessly threw Yang Jianjian aside.

boom--

In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded.

What's the matter with this damn?
But before they could react, Yang Ze smiled coldly and said, "I tell you people, if any of you dare to disrespect the prince in the future, don't blame me, Yang Ze, for being rude!"

Swish!
At this moment, everyone's complexion changed drastically.

Third brother... isn't he in the same camp as us?Why did he suddenly... take refuge in that bastard Yang Chen?

Whoops!

After finishing speaking, Yang Ze bowed very humbly to Yang Chen, nervously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with a smile: "Ninth... Ninth Brother... Oh no, Tai, Prince..."

"Third brother... oh bah bah bah, I, Yang Ze, have offended His Highness the Crown Prince a lot in the past, and I hope that His Highness will be able to ignore the faults of the villain, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, and don't be as knowledgeable as the villain..."

boom--

Looking at Yang Ze's dog-legged appearance like a turtle grandson, everyone can see that a branch of red apricot is coming out of the wall.

What's up with this Nima!
Third brother...why is he suddenly so afraid of Yang Chen?
Yang Chen... Is he awesome?

Maybe others didn't feel it, but Yang Ze felt it strongly.

Yang Chen, he is absolutely awesome, very, very awesome!

This guy... From this calm expression and the series of such pretentious sentences, one can feel that if he has no real skills, he would never dare to say those few fucking sentences If forced:
Even if I am not a local, there are a hundred ways to make you unable to stay in the local area.

It's best not to meddle in the nosy things that shouldn't be meddling, otherwise don't blame me for chopping you up and eating you!
If I, Yang Chen, get angry, even I will be afraid!
I don't want to use my influence in BJ, I didn't want to start a bloodbath!
……

These words... are so fucking pretentious!

If he didn't have any real skills, wouldn't he, Yang Chen, be a fool?Don't you know that I, Yang Ze, are masters in the consecration period?
This is absolutely impossible!

From Yang Chen's previous performances, it can be seen that this person is thoughtful and good at calculating others, not to mention Yang Ritian and Yang Datian sow hehehe, and then he did everything to death...

This person is absolutely awesome!
……

And looking at Yang Ze's appearance as a turtle grandson, Yang Chen is obviously very clear.

The reason why Yang Ze is like a grandson is because he mistakenly thinks that he is awesome!
In order not to show his feet, Yang Chen decided...

Snapped!
A slap was slapped on the face of Yang Ze, a master of the consecration period!
"I'm telling you Yang Ze, don't flatter the crown prince, I don't like that!"

Snapped!
Another slap hit Yang Ze's face fiercely, causing his nose to bleed immediately.

Snapped!
Another slap fell, and his face was swollen.

Snapped!
Another slap, pig face and donkey mouth.

Clap clap clap clap!
"Too...His Royal Highness, I Yang Ze knew I was wrong... I will never dare to flatter again in the future..."

At this moment, Yang Ze was completely and [-]% sure that Yang Chen's cultivation was absolutely unfathomable!
Otherwise, how dare he beat himself so violently?
over!

The current Yang Chen is like an ant. If he wants to eat a pig like Yang Ze, he is obviously not qualified, but if he pretends to be a tiger, he doesn't need to do anything, the pig Yang Ze will obediently cook himself Send it to Yang Chen...

Yang Chen smiled with satisfaction in his heart, and couldn't help but complain about the pretentious routine of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger in those fantasy novels.

Nima!

Although Lao Tzu’s routine of pretending to be a tiger and eating a pig is more dangerous, it’s still fucking okay~~
boom--

At this moment, everyone was shocked again and again.

Everyone never expected that the third prince Yang Ze, who is known as the number one young genius in Aolai Country, would be bullied into such a doggy appearance by that bastard Yang Chen...

At this moment, Yang Ze's nose and mouth are bleeding, and his face is as swollen as a pig's butt, extremely swollen...

I don't know, I thought it was a pig demon!

"Gu..."

At this moment, all the princes looked at each other and took a deep breath.

"its not right……"

"According to the cultivation base of the third brother's consecration period... Logically speaking, you shouldn't be afraid of Yang Chen..."

"Could it be...Could it be...Yang Chen, he..."

"Cultivation is far beyond the tenth floor of the Qi refining stage... Lying on the grass!"

That's it!
No wonder the third brother Yang Ze who was consecrated was so afraid of Yang Chen. It turns out that Yang Chen is a real person who doesn't show his face...

Nima!

It's too good to pretend!
16 years in one outfit?
Whoops!

The second prince, the fourth prince, and the fifth prince all looked at each other, and they all knelt in front of Yang Chen, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Ninth... oh no... His Royal Highness, we..."

However, Yang Chen's gaze didn't fall on the three of them at all, but instead fell on Yang Jianjian who was extremely confused.

He walked over slowly, only to see the nervous expression on Yang Jianjian's face.

Yang Chen first smiled slightly, then slowly stretched out his palm...

Snapped!
A slap fell hard, and for a moment, it was like the sound of the day.

"Give me a sigh!"

(End of this chapter)