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Chapter 917 Shocked from a hundred miles away, my wife wants to take a break from her husband (3)
What's the meaning?His heart skipped a beat, and seeing her seemingly benevolent face, he felt an ominous premonition.

Immediately afterwards, the very gentle voice just now rose to the height of a Himalaya mountain in an instant: "A hundred miles away! My old lady will divorce you today!"

Rumble!
There was a burst of thunder!
Xuanyuan Yimo widened his mouth in astonishment, revealing the vegetable leaves that were accidentally left between his teeth when eating in the morning, and he couldn't close his mouth for a long time!
Following Baili Jinghong's destruction in the dark, he also fell from a high place with a "bang", and fell very miserably!The emperor is going to be retired? !

Baili Jinghong felt even more stunned, Hugh? !Is there this kind of saying?Also, I am... going to be abandoned?

"No, listen to my explanation, I..." Now it's not a question of whether I am embarrassed to say it, even if I am embarrassed, he will soon become an abandoned husband!Thinking about it, he quickly went up, trying to explain clearly for himself.

"You don't need to say anything! When I go back to Nanyue and pack up all my money, I will give you a divorce letter. From then on, you and I will never have any relationship! Also, lest you live like this Wronged and distressed! I am as fierce as a yaksha and as domineering as a tiger and wolf. From now on, you don't have to be angry with me anymore!" After Nangong Jin finished speaking, she left him alone and left the door angrily!Go back to your room.

Baili Jinghong followed immediately, but Xuanyuan Yimo didn't dare to follow, but worried that their great emperor would really become the first man to be divorced in history, or the emperor, after a long pause, he still followed .

And Nangong Jin walked away full of anger for a while, and his eyes also saw Feng Hexiu who was leaning on the edge of the rockery and chatting not far away.

"Xiu, have you considered getting married?" Feng Xianxian asked over.

Nangong Jin was too lazy to leave them, just about to go directly, but heard Xiu's voice: "When I was young, I thought that if your majesty's great career is accomplished, I will go to ask for an order, marry a wife, and have children. But since your majesty met After becoming the queen..."

"Ah!" The two sighed at the same time, and opened their mouths to the sky at the same time, "I don't dare to think about it anymore!"

As a result, the steps that Nangong Jin was going to pass by were stopped in an instant!It seems that these two people are also quite critical of themselves!Thinking of the blue veins on the forehead rioted.

Baili Jinghong behind her felt his heart skip a beat, and was about to speak to remind the two of them, but Nangong Jin suddenly turned around and looked at him threateningly, so what he was about to say just stopped.Pursing her thin lips, she stood obediently behind her, sweat pouring down her back.

After Feng glanced at the sky, he commented: "Empress Empress, you are as fierce as a tiger and wolf!"

"Always yelling at the emperor! If I marry such a woman, my life will be bleak!" Xiu Yangtian answered.

Feng continued to speak: "Empress, you are as arrogant and domineering as a female overlord!"

"The emperor is like a frightened and tortured little mouse in front of her! If I live like the emperor in the future, I might as well die!" Xiu went on to reply.He has always been bold, so he dared to describe Baili Jinghong in this way.

Feng took it for granted, and then said, "Not only that! The Empress, is also like a landlord who oppresses the peasants!"

"All the money of the emperor has been squeezed out. Last time on the street, the emperor saw a good-quality jade pendant. It seemed that he wanted to buy it for the empress. Later, he remembered that he was too shy and didn't buy it. An emperor should It's so sad, I can't bear to look at it, I want to go out and lend money to the emperor, but I'm afraid that the emperor will kill me in shame and anger! If my life is like this after I get married in the future, I would rather end my children and grandchildren!" Xiu's tone was full of dissatisfaction. Feel less angry!

Feng also seemed to have found a confidant, and nodded quickly!Then he said: "The empress is still very jealous!"

"As the king of a country, the emperor doesn't even have a concubine, yet he has to be oppressed and ravaged by her all day long!" Xiu sighed while shaking his head.

Suddenly, a female voice interjected: "Empress Empress, you are as unreasonable as a shrew!"

Xiu closed his eyes, and continued without turning his head: "I never make sense, and I often attack the emperor!"

"That's extremely fierce!" Feng took it.

Another female voice sounded: "Empress, you are still very selfish!"

Xiu still closed his eyes, and continued the next sentence very leisurely: "Obviously she is the queen of Nanyue, the first thing she thinks about every day is not our emperor, but all day long, she only knows about Jun Jinglan, even for our future little prince. I didn’t take it so seriously! I didn’t care about the emperor’s feelings at all!”

"Last time when I heard about Jun Jinglan's accident, I didn't even care about the safety of the little prince in my belly, and I was about to ride away! The emperor didn't dare to say anything, and let's follow along to meddle in other people's business!" Feng was also very He spoke leisurely.

As soon as his words fell, another voice came: "Empress, you always ignore the emperor's opinion!"

"Oh, how dare the emperor have any opinion in front of her!" Feng sighed.

Xiu said, "That's totally unintentional! I was frightened by her ferocity!"

Another female voice sounded: "Such a woman is too much!"

"Yes! Yes! It's too much!" The two said together, then opened their eyes and looked up at the sky together, stretching out their hands, as if singing a song.

"The emperor should divorce such a fierce and unreasonable woman!" Another female voice came.

The eyes of these two people looking up at the sky already had tears in their eyes unconsciously, and they responded very emotionally: "Yes! It should be divorced, it should be divorced!"

"From now on, the emperor is finally free!" came another sentence.

The two nodded frantically again: "Yes! Finally freed!"

After sighing, suddenly.Xiu felt something was wrong, turned his head to look at Feng, Feng paused, and instantly felt a little bit of creepiness.

"Who was talking just now?" Xiu wondered.

Feng suddenly swallowed his saliva, and slowly turned his head to look behind him.Through the cracks in the rockery, I saw the smiling empress, His Majesty the Emperor with a blank face, and Xuanyuan Yimo with a sympathetic face.

Xiu's neck couldn't help but stiffen, that voice was so familiar!He turned his head with the wind and looked behind.In the eyes, it is the smiling face of the empress, the smile is very sweet, it is called a country and a city, enough to seduce the soul.

Then, the man walked up to them slowly, counted with his fingers, and said with a smile: "Vicious like a tiger and wolf, arrogant and domineering like a female overlord, like a landlord oppressing farmers, and unreasonable like a shrew." , very selfish, frightened the emperor to the point of no opinion, very excessive, really should stop!"

(End of this chapter)