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Chapter 83 Your Majesty, You Are Not Afraid to Fall and Die (3)
A certain woman felt the terrifying gaze oppressing her, swallowed again with difficulty, and then said falteringly: "Your Majesty, the meaning of this servant is... is..." What a god!
Suddenly, a group of palace people ran over not far away, and it seemed that the dress was from the imperial dining room!Those people were chasing a pheasant, and that pheasant was running straight towards the imperial dining room!So a certain woman made a decisive decision, got up quickly, and then ran to the pheasant in three steps at a time, grabbed it, and stepped on it grandly: "My Majesty, this servant is talking about this pheasant!"

After speaking, I looked at Huangfu Huaihan with a look of color on his face, God helped me!Why at this moment, such a cute little pheasant happened to come!Does it mean that she is blessed by the gods, so she is fine?

The people in the imperial dining room were still a little confused about the situation, and looked at this side in a daze.

The emperor's stern face was so colorful and so beautiful!It's like this again, it's like this again!It seemed that no matter what happened to her, this woman could find a reasonable excuse, not to mention getting rid of the guilt, but also driving herself to death!Seeing the smug look in her eyes, he felt the blood in his body boil, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood!
He stared fiercely at the group of people in the imperial dining room: "How did this pheasant get out? Can you even look down on a chicken now?"

Everyone in the imperial dining room who had been angered knelt down and pleaded guilty with pale faces: "You servant (servant) deserve to die, the emperor forgives you!"

"Come on! Drag them down for me and beat them back twenty times!" He shouted coldly, his tone full of anger!
"Yes!" A team of imperial guards stepped forward and dragged down those unlucky humans who had been angered.

Everyone in the imperial dining room screamed at the top of their voices: "The emperor has mercy, the emperor has mercy..."

But their begging for mercy could not shake Huangfu Huaihan's determination to vent his anger on them!Then there was a burst of screams, Su Jinping, who was stepping on the pheasant, had mixed feelings, this is the palace, she can talk, even if she is almost mad, the emperor doesn't have to take responsibility, if she can't speak, she has to take care of others Beaten, alas, this world!
A certain emperor turned his head to look at the damned woman again, and roared again: "Come here, give me this damned pheasant!"

"Yes!" Although the guard was a little speechless, he couldn't understand why the emperor didn't even let a pheasant go, but he also knew that he was angry now and it was not appropriate to offend him, so he quickly grabbed the pheasant at Su Jinping's feet and cleaned it up.

"Su Jinping, Xia Dongmei, you two are negligent of your duty, leaving the fallen leaves all over the yard without sweeping, and chatting here, what should you do?" You can't use the theory of "enthronement", can't you say that this bitch is negligent? ?
The little palace maid named Xia Dongmei who had been chatting with Su Jinping all morning turned pale with fright, and was about to confess her crime, yelling "Your Majesty, spare me", when Su Jinping's seemingly puzzled voice sounded...

"Your Majesty, didn't you just say that we would not pursue our dereliction of duty? You are not joking, Your Majesty, you cannot go back on your word!" A certain woman's delicate face was full of complacency.

Huangfu Huaihan's chest heaved violently with anger, and he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "When did I say I won't pursue it?"

Su Jinping cleared his throat, and imitated his tone and said, "You said just now, 'Su Jinping, you are very courageous! It's all about dereliction of duty', now, look, you have already said, 'It's all about dereliction of duty' , That’s all, forget it, isn’t it just not to pursue it? You are not joking!”

"You!" Huangfu Huaihan stretched out his hand and pointed at her fiercely, wishing he could chop this damned woman with his palm!She really knows how to pick the flaws in his words, it's not right to ask him to deal with it now, and it's not wrong not to deal with it!

At this moment, a man dressed as the Imperial Forest Army ran over quickly: "Your Majesty, there is a secret report from the border!"

He looked at Su Jinping, snorted coldly, took the secret report and went into the imperial study.

Leaving a crowd of servants looking at Su Jinping with admiration, it's amazing!This is the second time. I really don't know if it's because this person's life is too good, or the emperor is more merciful!
So, a certain woman cleared her throat, picked up the broom again, and sang "I am proudly smiling" while pretending to clean.

A certain emperor gritted his teeth, and the veins on his forehead kept twitching. While reading the secret report, he listened to the frightened voice of the damned woman outside the door. He gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to kill!

And Su Jinping sang, half of it was to express his good mood, and the other part was to refresh himself, bouncing and bouncing so as not to fall asleep.

Slowly, the day passed like this.

Before it was dark, you could see the bright lights in the direction of "Watching the Moon Tower". From the looks of it, it was going to hold a Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, right?I yawned, um, the palace is very lively, wouldn't it be more convenient for them to run out?A certain woman thought about it, and was very happy to carry the broom and prepare to go back to the bedroom...

After walking a few steps, I heard a cold call from behind me: "Su Jinping, today's Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, Moon Tower is short of manpower, you two should go clean it together!" Huh, damned woman, smiling proudly?I naturally have thousands of ways to beat you to death!

Turning his head with a dark face: "Excuse me, the emperor, is there any overtime pay?"

What is "overtime pay"?But doesn't "fee" refer to money?Snorted coldly: "No! Do you want to resist the decree?"

Grinding his teeth, he expressed condolences to the eighteen generations of his ancestors in his heart, but he couldn't bear the crime of resisting the decree, so he took a broom and went to "Wangyue Tower" with Xia Dongmei reluctantly.

The Moon Tower is different from other palaces. Layers of stairs build the palace to a high place. Outside the palace, there is a long corridor, which is supposed to be used for viewing the moon.The four corners are all made of multicolored glazed cups, which radiate brilliance under the bright moonlight and are beautiful.There are also colorful top-grade chrysanthemums on the high platform, bursting with fragrance.

Su Jinping was carrying a broom, and was about to climb up with a bitter face. Alas, let's see the ancient Mid-Autumn Festival banquet!Xia Dongmei followed her, but as soon as she reached the stairs, she was stopped by two guards: "You should clean up below, there are enough people above."

A gust of cold wind whizzed by, making Su Jinping's body tremble, and then the whistling wind stimulated people's eardrums and sensory nerves.A certain woman gritted her teeth fiercely, and she knew that there were enough people, and it was that bitch Huangfu Huaihan who wanted to make things difficult for her!
Looking at the guard, he crossed his hips and said loudly annoyed: "Brother guard, don't you realize that the wind is very strong tonight? Look at the weak willow Fufeng of us two, What if you are blown away by the wind? Besides, this girl is so beautiful and elegant, if she is blown away by the wind, can you afford it? You are worthy of those who love me so much that they can’t sleep at night ?"

(End of this chapter)