Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 781
I dare to say that this woman tied a firecracker to the back of the cow, and just lit it like this, and the cows naturally ran forward!This question is clear, but how should they deal with it? !
A certain emperor with a dark face quickly ordered: "Archer, shoot!"

As soon as the words fell, thousands of arrow feathers shot at the cows!A lot of arrows also hit the cows, but the firecrackers were still dragging behind the buttocks, so they were still not afraid of death, and rushed forward desperately!I was also full of resentment towards these human beings who drew their swords and shot themselves, so they all ran very fast, and their bull's eyes were reddened, looking extremely fierce!
That ferocious appearance seemed to tear Huangfu Huaihan and others to pieces!
If they waited for them to run over, they would surely trample many people to death!Now, even though Huangfu Huaihan was displeased in every way and felt extremely ashamed, he had no choice but to order: "Withdraw!"

"Yes!" Dongling soldiers shouted in unison, can they say that they have been waiting for the emperor's words for a long time?There is quite a feeling of waiting until the mountain red fades and the summer green is destroyed!
Nangong Jin stood on the high city wall, touched his chin, and smiled obscenely!In my heart, I admire my ingenuity very much, and I can come up with such a good idea!There are too many benefits of sending cattle out!First of all, send the cows out, and there will be no deaths on their side.Secondly, send the cow out, and with this kick, it can kill several people no matter what, and the lethality is powerful!Finally, and the most important point, sending the cattle out, such a chase, will definitely make the supremely noble, hopelessly strong Huangfu Huaihan feel indelible humiliation!I'm afraid he will never forget the days when he escaped under the hooves of the cow in his whole life!
On the way Huangfu Huaihan led his troops to escape, he also had the urge to dig a hole and bury his head in the ground!Even being hunted down by troops led by Nangong Jin, a damned woman, is more face-saving than being chased down by such a group of cows!He swears that he has never lost such a big face in his life, and he also found that this woman is constantly breaking the lower limit of his shame. From the first day he knew her, he has never stopped losing face!Moreover, this level of embarrassment is still in her hands, constantly advancing and innovating!
Shangguan Jinrui, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, swallowed calmly, and looked at Huangfu Huaihan who was being chased and killed by the cow with sympathy.I saw that the opponent brought his own soldiers and horses, and fled for his life with lightning speed. The posture was full of professionalism, as if he was a professional who had been fleeing for his life for many years. The speed and posture were so perfect that people were amazed!But even though he has escaped so well, it seems that he is still vaguely about to be overtaken by the bull!Shangguan Jinrui, with black lines all over his head, turned his head to look at the terrified Nangong Jin speechlessly. He really didn't know what was in her head, how could she come up with all these weird ideas, The battle was also played strangely!

Huangfu Huaihan originally thought that those cows should stop chasing after the firecrackers were set off, but he just ordered to shoot a few arrows, which successfully angered these damned cows and made them swear to take revenge on him, so he The prelude to an endless chase has begun!

And Nangong Jin, as if he didn't think he was shameless enough, waved his hand heroically on the city wall, leading all the soldiers of Nanyue to shout loudly: "Emperor Dongling, run quickly! Hurry up! The cow will catch up in no time." Oh, hurry up, if you slow down, you will be sent flying by the bull!"

These few words made Huangfu Huaihan's heart boil with anger, he almost wanted to vomit blood but couldn't!He really wanted to turn his head around and say that he was not going to run anymore, but seeing and hearing the footsteps of those mad cows, he knew very well that if they turned back to fight against the mad cows now, they would definitely suffer a lot of unnecessary losses!Most importantly, even if you win a fight with a cow, you will lose your face!However, escaping like this is not an option!

There was still the sound of that damned woman cheering her on from behind!He was so angry that his teeth chattered, and he fought up and down, wishing he could rush up to the city wall and bite her to death!Finally, he thought of a countermeasure in his mind and said loudly: "The two wings are separated!"

As soon as the voice fell, the soldiers ran to both sides!The bulls also widened their eyes and chased after them. Many soldiers were trampled to death, and Huangfu Huaihan's icy cold voice rang out again: "Two wings outflank, shoot for me!"

As soon as the words fell, thousands of arrow feathers shot at the cows!
In the end, 30 cows were shot into hedgehogs by [-] people!Of course, they did not live up to Nangong Jin's expectations, trampling thousands of Dongling soldiers to death!In the end, there was only one cow that was still flirting with people. Huangfu Huaihan looked at it, and the anger in his heart quickly evaporated. He took the halberd of a soldier beside him and shot it out. He pretended to be straight on his body, and finally the poor cow fell to the ground and died!
Now, the cows finally all sacrificed!Only then did Huangfu Huaihan feel elated, and let out a heavy breath.But, at the same time, Nangong Jin's flat voice sounded again: "Where is the official historian?"

"The next official is here!" A man with a Chinese character face, looking upright and dressed in official uniform, stood up with a carving knife and a bamboo slip.

Nangong Jin nodded in satisfaction, and then sank into his dantian to confirm his next words. After Huangfu Huaihan, who had run thousands of meters away, could hear him, he said loudly: "Record it to me! Nanyue 570 [-] In May, Huangfu of Dongling was in the cold, and was chased and killed by [-] heroic cattle in Nanyue. It’s amazing, it’s the only case in thousands of years!”

As soon as this remark fell, Nanyue's army burst into laughter!The laughter soared tens of thousands of miles!
Huangfu Huaihan's face was so angry that it was like an unripe eggplant, green and purple!Before he had time to say anything, Nangong Jin's voice sounded again!
"After fleeing for thousands of meters, Huangfu of Dongling felt cold, and finally realized his uselessness and embarrassment. He turned his horse's head and fought bravely with the cattle! The situation was fierce and dangerous, and thousands of soldiers of Dongling also died in the cattle. Under the hooves, the Emperor Dongling was even more brave, determined to become strong, and stabbed a cow to death with a halberd! He is truly an unworldly hero!" Nangong Jin shook his head again and finished speaking.

As a historian, it is to record the real events in history in detail. Although Nangong Jin's words are intended to vilify Emperor Dongling, they are indeed true and should be recorded!So he nodded and wrote quickly.

As the rightful lord, Huangfu Huaihan, almost fell off his horse in anger at her words!First he said that he "did his best to escape for his life", and then he said that he was an unworldly hero, but the reason for becoming a hero is that he "worked hard" and killed a cow?This is simply unreasonable! "Nangong Jin, you'd better not talk nonsense to me!"

(End of this chapter)