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Chapter 776 I still remember when you hugged my thigh and said you loved me (4)
What? !This time, not only Huangfu Huaihan, everyone's eyes widened in disbelief!The soldiers of Dongling looked at their emperor in astonishment. The emperor hugged Queen Nanyue's thigh and said he loved her?This... this is too ridiculous, right?

Huangfu Huaihan was so angry that his face turned green. What kind of nonsense is this woman talking about?When did he say he loved her?Still holding her thigh?Especially in front of so many people, she said it so seriously, it seems that this is really the case! "Nangong Jin, you'd better not talk nonsense!"

Nangong Jin frowned, looked at his face and said seriously: "How can I be talking nonsense? Although this is a very embarrassing past for Emperor Dongling, but you can't lose your face just because of it." To save face, just deny the existence of this matter! This will make people think that your character is problematic!" Nangong Jin advised very friendly!
Whether it was the soldiers of Nanyue or the soldiers of Dongling, they had already begun to whisper to each other, and there was a lot of discussion everywhere.The soldiers of Nanyue looked at Huangfu Huaihan with contempt in their eyes, while the soldiers of Dongling couldn't believe it!It was really hard for them to believe that their emperor would do such... an indescribable thing, hugging Queen Nanyue's thigh?
"Nangong Jin, when and where did I do such shameless things? If you talk nonsense again, I will definitely tear you to pieces!" He only knew that this woman was shameless, but he didn't expect her to be so shameless. Such a situation!Facing so many troops, say such shameless words.

Nangong Jin thought about it for a moment, and then said: "The specific day, I don't remember it anymore! But there were still many witnesses at that time, such as Shangguan Jinrui, the left prime minister of Dongling at that time, and Emperor Beiming, Princess Muyang who is already Beiming, have all seen it!"

Jun Linyuan and Murong Shuang are both dead, Shangguan Jinrui is now on the side of this damned woman, she really knows how to find witnesses!Shangguan Jinrui also couldn't laugh or cry!

Huangfu Huaihan knew clearly that he had to refute this matter, otherwise it would be spread tomorrow, regardless of whether it was true or not, Huangfu Huaihan would become the biggest laughing stock in the world!Just about to say something, Nangong Jin continued: "And I still clearly remember that Emperor Dongling once told me that he could give up his life for this palace!"

The sentence "I may give up my life for you, but as long as I am still alive, you will never be able to surpass the weight of this world in my heart." She still remembers it clearly, of course, not only she remembers, Huangfu Huai Han also remembers clearly!

Therefore, Huangfu Huaihan had no way to refute this sentence for a while!Successfully choked by Nangong Jin!He is not afraid that people in the world will know that he seems to like her, and he is not afraid that people in the world will know what kind of promise he has made to her, but he can't tolerate the other party's nonsense, saying that he hugged her thigh and so on! "I admit that I said this, but..."

"Yeah! Well, everyone understands now! Emperor Dongling has already admitted it, alas, it's all because I'm so charming!" Nangong Jin quickly interrupted him, and then shamelessly praised himself.

As soon as the words fell, there were huge drops of sweat on the back of the Nanyue soldiers' heads, and they were deeply impressed by the "confidence" of the empress!As for the soldiers of Dongling, there were also huge drops of sweat on the back of their heads, deeply ashamed of the emperor for doing such a shameless thing!
Huangfu Huaihan is justified and can't explain everything, that woman has finished talking about everything by herself!He didn't even have the chance to speak now, let alone rebuttal, and looking around at the expressions of these people, is there anyone else who wants to hear his explanation?The anger in his heart turned into a monstrous fighting spirit: "Come on! Siege the city! I will definitely kill this person who wantonly slandered me!"

"Yes!" Dongling's soldiers answered at the top of their voices, and approached with the ladder and the battering hammer.

However, after walking a few steps, Nangong Jin shouted, "Come here!"

The soldiers of Nanyue were full of energy, holding the stones, quickly ran to the city wall to defend, and waited for the people below to start attacking, then threw the stones in their hands!
However, Nangong Jin's next order surprised them! "As long as someone attacks the city, you take off your pants and pee on your head!"

"..." There was a strange silence in the whole field!

All the soldiers in Dongling froze, and stood ten meters away from the city wall with their ladders and hammers in their arms, forgetting to move!Nanyue meant that if they went to attack the city, they would be drenched in the urine?The so-called scholars can be killed but not humiliated, they are not afraid of death, but being pissed all over their heads, this...

And Nanyue's soldiers were collectively stunned for a moment, uh, pissing on their heads?Did they hear correctly?But soon, the confusion in their hearts turned into ecstasy. The empress's idea is good. Although it is very indecent, but peeing on the heads of Dongling's gangsters is really a sense of accomplishment thing!So they all showed a picture of gearing up and eager to try.

Huangfu Huaihan's expression also froze for a moment!And after being sluggish, it turned into iron anger all over her face, this woman is simply shameless!She can think of such a sinister way, it's really hard work for her!
Just as he was hesitating whether to attack or not, Nangong Jin's arrogant voice sounded again: "I have heard for a long time that the Emperor Dongling fights, and he always takes the lead. I am looking forward to the Emperor Dongling being the first to climb the city wall! "After finishing speaking, he rubbed his chin and laughed, which was completely wretched and malicious.

This is clearly encouraging Huangfu Huaihan to be the first to rush up and be baptized by urine!A certain emperor's face was livid with anger, and after gnashing his teeth for a while, he sneered and said, "Nangong Jin, do you think you can keep Linzi with your dirty tricks?"

"Of course not!" Nangong Jin's face suddenly turned cold, and he waved his hand.

And Yu Chicheng also waved his hand, and then, thousands of arrow feathers shot at those Dongling soldiers who were holding siege tools and standing ten meters away, and they were still standing there in a daze. !

Thousands of swishing sounds sounded, and a row of people fell down!Only then did the people on Dongling's side react, and Huangfu roared with a cold face: "Fire the arrow!"

The two sides began to fight fiercely. On Nanyue's side, many people were shot by arrows and fell from the high city wall.There were also quite a few Dongling soldiers, even though they were already hiding behind their shields, they were still killed by the arrow feathers!In this archery battle, not many people were lost on both sides, but a lot of arrow feathers were lost!

At this moment, the people below came to report: "Empress Empress, we are almost out of arrow feathers!"

Nangong Jin frowned, seemed to be very distressed, then sighed, and ordered loudly: "Come on, follow me out of the city!"

(End of this chapter)